There was a pidgeon that got stuck between my door and the door hinge. Fat ass tried to get the grain of rice on the other side of the door by poking it's head under the gap.
I saw the pidgeon stand there alone in the morning and was like "why is that pigeon sleeping here?". Not until i got back from work (8hours later) that I found out it's stuck and can't move.
I had to push it's head down quite a bit so it'll fit through gap
Punching bags were invented in 200 AD
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