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For some reason, this is even funnier if you completely remove the top panel

Le lawnmower has arrived

Find someone with a slavery kink

Profit for life

It’s that easy.

There are rich korean/Japanese men that have a kink of young white women spending their money while verbally abusing them. Like that's literally all. A friend of mine does this and she is engaged. It's absolutely zero sexual (for her)

She dyed her hair like a nintendo switch cause she wants her hair pulled

But I can't play Kirby and the forgotten land on that shit

Not with that attitude you can’t.

Please give me a demonstration on how I should act in order for me to achive my goal.

Button mashing is all I know. Press them buttons!

Ah I see now, thank you kind stranger for enlightening me.

Unfortunately pushing peoples buttons is all I know, lol.

Pushing her buttons and she will push the buttons on the mower and cut the grass. Genius

Step 1: knife

Step 2: there is no step 2

Make your own fun kids!

She’s the player character in Fire Emblem: Engage

They couldn’t decide between another red hair sword guy or another blue hair sword guy, so they compromised.

or because it's long and drifts all over

She dyed her hair playstation cuz she loves playing god of war ragnarök

i actually enjoy cutting grass

Yeah, I don't get how that's a punishment. I find it kind of therapeutic.

It’s only a punishment if you have a gigantic yard, and it’s very hot outside

Nah, I got a big yard on a hill, and a big backyard, and there's nothing like getting out the old Nano and mowing for a solid few hours, the hotter the better, because then you can take your shirt off outside and look cool.

Why would you do drugs when you could a mow a lawn

same, I just put on some Pat Mcafee and relax while I mow lol

Yeah, it's kind of satisfying. You are both being productive and chilling. You just walk, listen to music and see your garden becoming nicer

Unironically better than a sexual punishment

Why would anyone do drugs if they could just mow a lawn!

I was thinking better for the Daddy since he gets someone to do chores for him, but Kitten is building character this way so I guess she benefits too

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Idk if people outside of the kink scene know this but this is actually common, especially for 24/7 dynamics. Sometimes there’s an extra element thrown in, like “do the dishes in just an apron,” but being told to do chores is common in D/s

"So you want me to do the dishes for sexual gratification?"
"Oh. Yes. Sexual gratification. Yes please do my dishes for that reason."

If I could tell a girl to do my dishes in nothing but a satin skirt, I wouldn't need much else.

That's the thing. You CAN! Don't let your dreams stay dreams...

okay this is definitely a nerd emoji moment but I see an opportunity to step in here and say that BDSM is not necessarily about sex or arousal or anything like that--it's a thing that just so happens to be great for sex. But the feeling someone can get of being able to take control over something in their life, or not have to make decisions or worry about anything but the moment for a little while, is something that can be therapeutic and healing for the people involved regardless of whether or not semx is part of the activities.

at the end of the day BDSM is just spicy therapy.

“Oh fuck yeah baby makes me so hard seeing you go down to the shops to get batteries”

Punishments like the one shown in the image are usually given to a sub (especially bratty subs) who are misbehaving, not performing assigned tasks, or not following directions. This is in contrast to "fun-ishments" which are things like being spanked or whipped, rough intercourse, or being tied up. This of course all implies that the sub in the BDSM relationship consents to the behavior control or modification that would come from being dealt actual punishments in response to their actions.

That sounds like a nightmare to me, lol.

Ha you can relax the entire point of d/s dynamics is that both parties consent, especially the sub, so you don't have to mow the lawn if you don't want to

Well. As part of the kink stuff. You'll probably need to mow the lawn once in a while regardless

Oh yeah I do know that kink communities are big on consent and that's good.

It's just that I already have enough when someone wants something from me, so this sounds like person hell. Like I'm gonna do the dishes, don't point it out constantly

How do you know all this

I’m active in the kink scene in my area, lol

How do you get into that

I started out by going to munches and coffees and then eventually started going to events at venues (dungeons etc)

What are coffees and how did you know where they were? Also sorry for all the questions lol, I saw something similar yesterday and was curious about it.

If you want to get into the scene you should go on fetlife and search either your town or a large town/city near you, and see what munches and coffees (I’m just saying coffees to abbreviate “kinky people meeting at coffee shops to drink coffee and hang out”) are near you. If you’re not in or near a highly populated area you may not find anything but yeah

I live in a city so that seems promising. Aight then cool cool thanks

Do you need to have your lawn mowed?

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that would be cool, just listen to music while doing it

Or an audio book. It’s oddly calming

Gigachad doge

The ultimate sexual taboo!

Not having sex…

Le strong father figure has arrived

Damn i need one of those kittens

punishment??? I was out there once every 2 weeks to cut that lawn for hours.... just another thing I'll use to justify putting my dad in a home /s

Idk dawg stick a vibe plug somewhere and that unironically sounds like some quality kink material

Le taking “Daddy” literally has arrived

Not as uncommon as you might think

Well

Le bait and switch

you shown her mowing the lawn instead of cooking dinner because that would make certain people mad

Almost had me there

Easy way to make 20 dollars.

Mowing your neighbour's lawn