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Happy men's day ya'll

Happy men’s day from a girl, here’s a gift 👑

Impossible, maybe this account is a man acting as a woman

Thanks :)

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I'm gonna pee in your ass

this is why you have never touched a woman

I'm peeing in your ass

I’m gonna put some dirt in your eye.

Happy men's day to you too, here's a present

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The good ending

Love how we got to the point that wholesome = shitpost

It’s come full circle

Cum full circlejerk

It's a shit post since you are expecting a shit post so a wholesome post becomes a shitpost

HOPEPOSTING

Knowing the indomitable will of the human spirit, it fills you with determination

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Fantastic comments

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Average life denier vs chad universe enjoyer

that "I want to live" image hit me deeper than I expected

Frfr

I will always remember breaking down in tears when, after walking to the edge of the roof, I realized I wanted to live 🥹

Such a hopeful feeling

Wait, did this actually happen to you? If so, I'm so glad you got out safely. Always remember that someone will always love you no matter what.

The entire Enies Lobby arc hits deeper than it should

Glad it does tho

That and water 7 are definitely my favourite arcs in One Piece. So many emotional moments and powerups.

Robin in Enies Lobby: “I want to live!” Robin in Wano: “No way, Id rather die!” Character Development at its finest.

Bro I shid and came

wannabe internet cool mf

This has no right being this based

This video is disturbingly based

Got me up good

im not crying my eyes are pissing

Yeah but where is the piss going

where tears usually go

cries in your ass

You got a KFC deep fryer in there?

Where’s the indomitable human spirit flair

you should motivate yourself now!

eye become white and send thunders

dante from devil may cry comes on screen

I for one can't wait until the amount of global crisis on the news has stabilized, you have no idea how stressful it is where there's a new one every three months.

they're not real or extremely overexaggerated. keeps people tuning in.

Remember that the crisis is most likely overplayed bc it brings in more views

Just think of the big picture. All the progress we’ve made as a species, where poverty has never been lower, wars never fewer.

Sure, there’s always a crisis going on somewhere, but a few centuries ago? You lived through a something like that every few years.

I know right, being able to count the number of crusades you lived through must have felt legendary

Yeah i live on mars, so I've no clue what's happening down on Earth

this goes hard

Beautiful shitposting

What's the song

Tchaikovsky's Piano Concerto No. 1

Don`t have an award but if I had I would give one to you

Massive W.

Hold on another day Bro, it's international men's day.

I just fucking love everyone and I have a specific love to you king

I needed this

Now im little motivates

Wholesome shitpost

me:I have no one to love me

the human spirit:

It's weirdly wholesome wtf

life-changing shitpost

Hopeposting

W post

Breath in, brothers. You draw breath, you are alive. We're all going to make it.

Is there a subreddit for these kinds of videos? Please can someone lmk.

Rich coming from this sub

why this shit got me crying so much

🫡

Tchaikovsky Piano concerto No.1 in B minor.

*Bb minor

As long as it’s not in A Minor we good.

Im drunk lol

Ill drive to that Brother!

Shitposting -> neutral

Distressingmemes -> evil

Hopeposting -> good

Why the fuck am I crying right now?

I needed this so much

Can’t even fathom how a shitpost made a grown ass man cry

I really lost sight of who I am and what that little guy wanted, and it’s time to be the hero I wish I could have been to tiny me

This song is truly beautiful, thank you Tchaikovsky

where black men twerking?

Bestposting

Thank you, i needed that

Whats the song?

I love hope posting. I will say, I would prefer to be a good person over being kind

Yo bro I was actually waiting for something at the end💀

Bro, you made me tear up at work.

Thx bro

Gracias

Bro imma be real with you, i needed this, and probably a lot of other people as well, thank you

Gonna send this to my friends when they feel down.

b00biez

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The indomitable human spirit < Big tiddy goth gf

I agree(This post was made by alabama gang)

Be fucking nice.

The best kind of shitpost

W

The best shitpost

got me to close this app and start doing my work.
saving this for future, thanks op

Shitposters when they see the beauty of the real world

Wtf man I wanted to laugh not cum 🥲

Keep going King, don’t give up on that special someone, you got this.

Nihilists after getting a footjob from a goth girl under a Applebee's table

This is fucking beautiful.

I knew whiskey talked but damn

Something about this…

It’s mesmerising and so inspirational!

Me and my homies love the indomitable human spirit

what song is this?

Imma start my 3am motivation now

⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣀⣠⣤⠴⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⢤⣄⣀⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣠⣶⠟⠋⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠙⠶⣄⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⣠⡾⠟⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠻⣆⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⣼⡟⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣤⣶⡶⢦⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠖⠻⣶⠞⢧⠄⠄ ⠄⣼⠏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠐⠛⠋⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣤⣤⣄⠄⠄⠨⣧⠄ ⢸⡏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠙⡏⠄⠄⠄⠸⡇ ⣿⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⡄⠄⠰⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⡇⠄⢀⡘⢣⣿ ⡿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠠⣄⠄⠄⠦⠄⢀⣠⣤⣶⣿⠿⣶⣦⣴⠟⢹ ⢿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠛⠛⠛⠛⠉⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠜⠁⠄⣾ ⠈⢧⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢰⠇ ⠄⠈⠑⢄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⡴⠋⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠐⠄⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀

Anyone know the song name? I tried shazam but it won't work

What is that music?

OP please tell me what song this is I need to know

Hmmmm. If only. If only.

Hmmm it is, it is

Its always better than you think, trust me.

It isn't, though. Why should I trust in a claim that has no base?

Just taking a walk should prove that claim

Venturing out into the bitter cold to witness nothing but endless gray swathes of concrete and steel should prove life worth living? Am I hearing this correctly?

bro is so deeply mindwashed by nihilism that he will distort anything into "this is just a gray, cruel and evil thing, i will eventually fade away with nothing"

Or perhaps I'm not of money, perhaps I have actual fucking problems that can't be willed away by hope. Like brain damage. Like being poor. Like the fact that no matter what happens, no one will view me as worth the time to get to know. Have you considered the fact that people who don't just mindlessly consume your trite "just be hopeful dude" bullshit have actual shit lives? No. You just want to call people nihlistic for not buying into your "hopium". Also, it's the beginning of fucking winter and I am surrounded by nothing but fucking concrete and drab buildings. I'm literally describing the world around me you fucking soggy lump of braindead tofu.

I see your anger, I see your misfortune and circumstance.
Lack of money is definitely a roadblock to services and medication and the things you enjoy. Brain damage can absolutely inhibit many thing in your life but it isn't the be all and end all. There are many things that can be done to help your situation that don't involve money. There are also ways to help your social situation, if you want, we can start a dialogue.

The road to recovery is a hard one its filled with setbacks and it isn't linear, its different for each person, progress looks different and often it takes another person to help you see your progress.

I live with a condition myself albeit different to yours, OCD and Borderline Personality Disorder regularly threaten to wreck my life. If I could have some insight into the nature of your brain damage perhaps that would help.

I want to help you stranger, in any way I can.

Yes

Commendable, but quite unhelpful.

Idk man being positive and hopeful is good

I've nothing to be hopeful about. I do try to be hopeful or positive, I sincerely do, but life seems content to simply spit in my face.

But your'e still trying. I know it sounds corny as fuck but if you keep trying to be a better person and dont give up you are gonna be a great person just for that

But there is no fruit for all the effort. Would you continue working if you were not paid? Would you take a risk with no end reward? Living has become a chore unto itself and I am quite tired.

Fuck man i tried. Just try to see the joy in the mundane and the smaller things in life. It is litterally so fucking against the odds to even be born, that seeing everything like a chore completely goes against, well, living.

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My brother in christ living has become an effort. Forcing myself out of bed is a difficulty. Forcing myself to eat is a difficulty. To drink. To do anything. Don't speak as if you know what goes on in my head. Hope does nothing for me because hope has gotten me nowhere. I disregard hope because hope has only ever been a lie for me. I'm not saying don't hope. I'm saying don't chase the fools gold.

have faith

I wish it were as simple as that. Having faith has brought me naught.

Too late...

Pulls the trigger

(they're watering their plants with a spray bottle)

I was waiting for a screamer at the end and I'm super disappointed. Gonna go kms

Nice

One problem, this post wasn’t shit

Bullshit people are awful change my mind

I tried being nice recently, and now my dad ran over my $30 earbuds thx to my brother

The kind of demographic to watch this video and be in this part of the internet…would likely not care. “kindness”…lmao i hope so too buddy but maybe the people who need this video aren’t even seeing it

Gross, hopium.

Bloomer propaganda

Cringe doomer detected

So cringe.

Be kind

The video not the message

👍

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hopeposters when i tell them that memes are supposed to be funny

Memes are not supposed to be funny

They are depictions of real life scenarios or man made senarious using pictures

They are a satire.

But most common memes nowdays are funny

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fair point, although, this subreddit's description tells its users to be funny

Meanwhile me watching this with depression: nah mate

I hate this sub so much...

I wanna bully you so hard OP.

🥹yo mom

Black holes: 😈

As the 4chanians say, basedmaxxed chadcel

I want more of this please

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my most depressive thought:

Can we get much higher?

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hopeposting :)

I'm sending this to a friend of mine

2 weeks later, when everyone is complaining about the state of the world again, then what? Shit has just got to change.

"Sir, this is a Wendy's"

I'd give this an award or smth but I ain't have no free award box thing

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This post genuinely made me feel better. Thank you :D

For me it's cool to see posts like this but not helpful

it's so fucking funny why

It gets hard man, recently lost all my friends except for one, and its still a rocky friendship, my gf and i of almost 4 years have had a rough time recently and what i thought to be my best friend from childhood has literally replaced me, university is tough as hell and the only reason i keep going is to not disappoint myself any longer, before i tried not to disappoint others but in the long run its only myself that will count the most, i just want all this horrible stuff to end and begin to truly be happy again

Happy day to everyone and wish ya’ll the best in life

The indomitable and limitless will of the human spirit when the unending bloodlust of the pure, unforgiving machine walks in:

This aint the reddit i know

Bloomer moment

We need more memes for self acceptance

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Damn bro, you got me tearing up. I was at that point from my 18-22 years old, and came so close to ending it because shit was so unbearably painful at the time.

I'm still alive though today even with how shit has been rough for many of us since the pandemic has started, but I haven't felt like that in years. I have an okay job after losing my previous one last year, my mom, an adorable service dog, and I own my first ever Gaming PC.

I'll be turning 27 next month, and I plan to keep trying to do everything in my power to keep improving my life.

"I do not wish to be horny anymore, I just want to live a better life"

Cum

NGE series ending be like:

I fuck hamsters

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Was expecting some silly at the end

We have officially reached the 6th layer of irony fellas! How long untill we lose our real personality?

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I am kind.

Kind of weird.

song: uj4t0983y bw298pn56n74 5b8n7h0829347h5b489327b586945h73n2980b54

Now that. Is the kind of chad we all need to be.

i hate these hope posts with the "beauty of the world" like bro humans are actively destroying the world, someone will look at a hopepost of the beauty of the world, smile, then go throw plastic in the Ocean because its convenient for them

Awww this make me want to live But then i remember Am in argentina, well that suck

No rickrolls?

Aaaaaaaaahhhh

I am stoned to death right now, this made me cry

Tchaikovsky piano concerto No 1

Happyposting

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Nooo, your positive vibes destroyed me, now I won't be able to downvote!

Yeah, yeah

True

In Joshua Graham's own words, "In a world filled with misery and uncertainty, it is a great comfort to know that, in the end, there is light in the darkness."

It’s a wonderful life

So fucking based

I see the piece of shit I am, it would be hard to redeem myself

But not impossible

We’ll see

Incredibly based, keep hopeposting

Is there a sub for stuff like this

This really made me realize that being alive is a miracle. Thank you so much, op. You have made someones life better.