Jokes aside, Turkey and the others affected in the last decade alone haven't done it and Poland probably won't either.
That's what the people of 1610 thought
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Just do it!
Squeal little piggie!
I love this movie.
Which movie ?
The Muppets movie 2
Suddenly I'm glad to be from a third world country far away in South America
Until Russian military leaders try to escape there haha
Again... well not exactly again but it wouldn't be the first time military leaders from the troublesome faction escape to south america
Edit: I'm confused, why am I getting downvoted?
Hence why I said it.....?
I see
Indubitably
Bro half your continent speaks Italian and German because of last world war.
But they at least are not in war
Ever heard of the war on drugs?
The war on drugs is a global campaign, led by the United States federal government, of drug prohibition, military aid, and military intervention, with the aim of reducing the illegal drug trade in the United States.
Tell me, where in here is the invasion of another country?
Dude, drugs are invading every country. Do you live under a rock?
Sir…are you thatignorant or is this satire?
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yeah last I heard the drugs were winning
Someone doesn’t know what civil wars are…
Name me a recent civil war in South America comparable with what is going on right now in Europe.
That’s not what you were arguing though, is it? I thought you were half joking but it’s pretty absurd you are really trying to make this into a pity contest.
I went through the Colombian guerrilla wars and it wasn’t fun. Can’t say it compared to a “superpower” using all they have against your people, but it was a pretty scary thing nonetheless. People on Reddit that live cozy in their beds at night really need some perspective sometimes.
My bad man, online you can't really tell when someone is joking or not; these themes are specially touchy with me so I may overreact from time to time.
Having lived in Colombia I know how bad things where until recently, but I digress. I'm glad you called out on me overreacting over something this small.
Have a great rest of your day!
Yet
Yeet
Grandpa was just an electrician ok? I saw the lightning bolts on his uniform.
Half the continent speaks that, which is about 5% of population who actually do speak it on day to day basis. Also just because they speak a different language doesn't mean russia will invade...
Oh don't get them wrong. You will die too if nuclear war starts in Europe ...
Neh, my country never got into shit like that, why would they nuke the country everybody is supposed to run if they lost, the nazi did it, the Italians did it, Argentina will be okay.
Actually not, the nuclear clouds will spread in the north region of Equador but not in the south
Ya but the us is on top of you and russia is an ocean away do you need a government overthrown
Me too I have never been happier living in kurdustan and my country is literally between Iran and Iraq and turkey
Same
What to be happy about. Finally fun begins. I'm going back to Poland. Putin threw shit in wrong ventilator. Husaria will ride once more.
Same, also somewhere in LATAM
I'd rather be close to war of living in this shithole called brazil
Well, they will probably ask for help from my country (I'm from South America too)
But I think only the ones who have been in the military the longest will be called up, as some will be busy taking a national exam that has been going on since the 90's
My country is so small and isolated that there is absolutely no advantage or nesessity in conquering it.
And Germany isn't on the other side for once
Pol soldier: “I never thought I’d fight with a German.”
German soldier: “what about fighting with a friend.”
Pol: “aye, I could do that.”
Make it for the lotr subreddit
That's how I first learned of the situation. A lotr meme.
r/unexpectedlotr
You haven't been spending enough time on the best subreddit then.
Awwww
I am more worried for Italy tbh
Can't join the winning side if both sides will be disintegrated
Italy be like, "Guys, I have a plan."
Italy has left the game
I dont think Italy will be that stupid.
Their history suggests otherwise
Didn't they just elect a fascist leader?
Yeah, they love switching sides
For now.
NCD is leaking
VARK VARK VARK
Embrace the aard of vark
NCD EXPANSION IS NON-NEGOTIABLE
What's article 5?
Is it just getting everyone to fight in war?
I think it's when a NATO country is under attack all other NATO countries must aid in its defence
Something along those lines
An attack on one member nation is an attack on all member nations
It’s why there’s been no declaration of war in 80 years. It actually has consequences beside genocide of peasants
No sane country would declare war on an alliance of 7-8 prepared-to-war states, it would be a suicide attack.
This is true unless said stupid country is prepared to an all-in war. Wars these days are not about soldiers but about bombs.
From what I'm reading its a military alliance of 30 countries.
Yeah I meant big big states, like the ones who contributed the most in WW2.
Not to mention that the most powerful NATO member is the USA, and I’m not saying it as an “America’s the best!“ I’m saying it’s One of if not THE strongest militaries in the world. But let's not forget the fact that the USA hasn’t fought in a “proper” war for a LONG time now. (only dealing with gorilla warfare in a desert/mount/jungle environment.)
I know that you meant guerrilla warfare, but now I’m picturing a bunch of gorillas in full tactical gear raiding a desert compound, and it’s glorious.
I was about to correct the spelling but now I’m not lol.
And the description you just gave me are no ordinary apes, they’re just the Marines. >:)
So you mean Poland, Poland, Poland, and Poland?
Besides you know.. the only time Article 5 has been invoked
Pheasants*
Something Something dark side...
More so the us nukes you to being a follower of atom
GLORY TO THE FOG MOTHER! GLORY TO ATOM!
In theese times I hate I'm not autistic or anything because if this continues, then I have to go to fight someone elses war..
I am autistic. I still would have to go to war. But we are not going to. Even if a NATO country is attacked. Which it won’t. Regular soldiers would go first. Not civilian soldiers. And I definitely think they will be enough. Because
A) the difference in technology. Russia can barely win from Ukraine while they both use not the most advanced technology.
B) wars are fought and won with money. An western countries have a lot of it.
I don’t want to jinks anything, but I do believe we are save.
Basically a lever to pull, when you wish for a new Fallout to happen
🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄
https://youtu.be/5jLLLwaAqFY
Astrogirl better 🍭
What is?
THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED
COMING DOWN THE MOUNTAINSIDE
*cumming
Shutup.
It cares not for your correction, for it is a bot
THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED
COMING DOWN THEY TURNED THE TIDE
r/unexpectedsabaton
all we’re saying is GIVE WAR A CHANCE!
Kids are cruel jack, and I'm very in touch with my inner child
AND I LOOOOVE MINORS
Rock and stone!
Rock and Stone everyone!
went from metal gear rising to deep rock galactic very fast
i'm not complaining
There's a pebble in my boot again!
LIKE THE GOOD OLD DAYS AFTER 9/11
WAIT. ^9/11 ^was ^bad
Bad for civilians, good for the war economy
اینجا چه میکنی
عه حامده
عه علیه
You think I made the market for war? Like every battle was part of some big old conspiracy?
With this little war of mine.
Turn the other himar.
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That's a nice argument senator. Why don't you back it up with a source?
my source is that I made it the fuck up
I Fucking Love War I Want To Fucking Kill People For Money And Destroy Cultures And History.
Eagle screeching
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It’s a way to measure your war kills
Star spangled banner plays
Gun fire noises
Falcon screech noise
Rock, flag and eagle!
'MURICA
https://youtu.be/SHATnXJsw14
Boners in American
Thats what eagle screeching means in American. I thought that was clear?
A red hawk. Eagles don't screech
Pushes over you box of animal index cards
You thought you’d just pretend to be Roman and no one would notice huh?
Romanian*
*Romanian
Romans are those disgusting creatures that should be forgotten, romanians are the cool guys
this message was brought to you by a half italian, neapolitan, half bulgarian 👍
Settle down Putin.
Reminds me of the major in Hellsing Ultimate:
" My friends, I like war...
No, friends, I love war!
I love holocausts.
I love blitzkriegs.
I love defensive lines.
I love sieges, charges, I love mop-up operations, and retreats.
Wars across prairies, in streets, in trenches, in grasslands, in frozen tundras, through deserts, on the sea, in the air, I love every act of war that can occur upon this earth.
..." And so on... Remember he was a Nazi vampire so it's not a nice comparison
I see some people like this song. So, for the context:
The text comes from the poetic drama "Dziady część III" which is one of the most important literary works in Poland. It was written in 1832 at a time when Poland was not on the map and Poles were oppressed by Russia and Germany (and a bit by Austria). It's about how Russians discrimante Polish people. In this story that song was created by Konrad when he was in prison with other polish patriots.
If you want to listen to the whole thing, there are two good videos on YT.
This is part of the film adaptation of this drama: https://youtu.be/Lfvv52Q6TvA
This is a performance by the students of the University of Warsaw:https://youtu.be/7dmMrn_dfUQ
And here is the translation of the text. It's not bad, but without all the context it loses it: https://lyricstranslate.com/en/piesn-ma-byla-juz-w-grobie-my-hymn-was-already-gra.html
First time Poles took over Moscow it ended up with them being forced to eat human flesh in order to survive. They say it’s an acquired taste.
So that’s why I didn’t like it at first
This shit fire af
Damn this one manages to be even darker than la marseillaise💀
Didn’t poland say they are not sure who launched the missiles?
Now Confirmed to be Ukranian missiles. Investigation into the targeting data sent to the missiles is of course blocked, or so they say
I thought that one Ukrainian called it a conspiracy theory
Yes
Nie wiem jebać putlera ale cholibka nie szalej tam Mariusz
Jakby co to można poprosić Niemców o to, żeby przeszli się tam do Moskwy. Byleby nie zostali.
I have no clue what your saying and i am scared i will summon a demon if i try to pronounce it (i wouldn't be too mad about that though), but i love it, i love the langauge and i want to learn it.
PRZEMYSŁAW BRZĘCZYSZCZYKIEWICZ💀
Grzegorz
No it’s just Joshua this time.
I said "We can always ask germans to march through poland to moscow. As long as they won't stay"
But remember, polish is very complicated. You won't summon a demon as long as you don't have any vodka an you.
Oh, well, i better make sure i have vodka then, thanks for the tip.
What do you plan to do with all the vodka????
It's fuel for the war machine
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Poland yes
Poland yes!!!! Go and destroy the whole country!!! Yay!!! Killing people is fun!!!!
POLSKA TAK!
Whats this song?
I wrote a comment explaining everything : D
or you could just answer the question like a normal person
You literally have no reason to say that yet you did
Ironic
As of right now we don’t actually know who it was. I’m of the camp that’s very unlikely Russia based on the type of rocket that was used and the fact Russia has no reason to hit Poland. Most likely another false flag attack propaganda piece like nord stream, ghost of Kiev, bucha, snake island, and so on
There are news outlets saying it was Ukrainian missiles fired at a Russian missile as defense. Who knows at this point.
Very true. All we can do for now is go off of what little info we can all find
I still can't believe there's people who think that the ghost of Kiev was real
I was one when the story first came out but luckily realized the truth quickly lol
This is the second post ive seen about this, what happened?
A Russian rocket hit Polish soil and killed people. Probably not on purpose, but still.
Russia ☕
Russia ☕️
Russia ☕️
Well, not them anymore. I'm not even sure myself that it wasn't Russia, but damn is it convenient to blame them right now.
Honestly, these political games are like fights in the kindergarten (he did it, no he did it *then they lie to the kindergartener, and when she doesn't look at them, throw sand/rocks at each other either because they want revenge or just because they're bored of peace, but ultimately, because they are stupid*), but with real lives at stake, disgusting, but sadly, it's my reality now.
It was two rockets. Shits getting ready to go off.
it was ukranian anti air missile. even the US acknowledged that
Looks like you’re invading Ukraine since they’re the ones who launched the missiles
“All we’re sayin’ is.. GIVE WAR A CHANCE!!”
They were Ukranian missiles you leftist hobos
If both Napoleon and the NAZIS couldn't do it, you won't either
Just don’t do it during the winter. Rookie mistake.
Bruh... Nazis invaded Soviet Union in the summer. Learn some history
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Barbarossa Yeah, it lasted till early January
But now we have nukes to warm up the atmosphere
Do you not know what nuclear winter is?
if we drop the nukes in the ocean we can get the heating effect without launching dust into the atmosphere
It's not gonna be as bad this time around cause of global warming.
It started before winter
Well, the Mongols did it and we don't hear shit about them anymore
There wasn't a significant Russian nation or state when they did that
They did it with horses. In a few decades, we'll talk about how much Poland struggled on the eastern front...
I know but they can
points at Ukraine
Avengers Music Intensifies
Reddit moment
“War is just like capeshit!!”
haha war!! Just like green screen!!
You say this to a person who lives in a city, which is bombed with rockets every second Monday since 10th of October?
Don't worry, poland did it once. The day they got rid of us from moscow is a holiday in russia. We have necessary experience
Aye, Poland has shown they very easily stop people from conqueing them the last few centuries.
Are you talking about Time of Troubles? Because Poland was literally the biggest bitch in that conflict. Russia had some difficult times at the time and poles tried to use that to bitch slap our country at our lowest. It's just natural that we will celebrate getting rid of rats like you. Poland in that war was just as bad as Putin in the Ukraine war.
🤓
But what if napoleon and nazis did it together?
Fake. The Poles have defeated the russians more than once before
I'm not taking defeat, I'm talking conquering
Sooo tail between the legs defeat BAHAHAHAHAHA
Mate, the Poles broke the lines in italy when the ANZAC couldn't, the poles helped protect the UK in the battle of britain, it was a Polish destroyer that charged the bismark, had the crew bring instruments up on deck to play the Polish national anthem and slung insults at the bismarks crew and survived, if anyone can do it, it's going to be the Poles.
Poland can and has done it
Poland was the only one to actually occupy and hold Moscow... So...
That was also 70+ years ago lol.
Lol, settle the fuck down, we both know you meme warriors would never head to the front lines.
Very true
We said that about Ukraine, look at Ukraine. Those madlads are fuckin meme chads
Edit: everyone here's retarded. They literally wear doge patches to battle and have a meme merch page
No, they’re making a few memes to keep the cash flowing in. Ukraine is still accepting volunteers, I’ve yet to meet a single memer that’s treating this war like a marvel movie who’s actually volunteered themselves. No, most of the people posting shit want other people to die for them while they stay safe and warm at home “fighting” on the internet.
Its actually embarrassing to see
That's a stupid biopsy, whoever once said they're treating it like a marvel movie, assumptions and more assumptions
Speaking of assumptions and people being quick to believe stupid headlines because they confirm what they want to believe, have you seen the news about this missile strike lately?
What is that even supposed to mean
Reddit moment
Lmao, and its funny I'm being downvoted. They literally have doge mascots and are selling merch
Omg dae epic Ukrain meme gods 😟😫😤😤 Guys wat if big Chungus was ukrakin that whould be Keanu reeves 100 gamer moment!! 😳😳🥵
Lmao
Yeah sure buddy
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Haha I hope Poland does something nice with the land they turn into glass
Haha I hope Poland
Does something nice with the land
They turn into glass
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There is objectively no way in hell Poland defeats Russia, Poland and NATO? Maybe, if the schizo baldy doesn’t bust out the species ending planet annihilating nuclear turd
That subway creatures biggest goal since he took office has been to use those fuckin things you can see it in his beedy eyes
Take your war propaganda somewhere else
We forgive the anti war ones, but exile the pro war ones
Actually it's Ukrainian air defense missile ithat hit poand ; if what I read is correct
Turns out they were Ukranian missiles. 🤣.
haha yes killing and death and destroying things I am so cool and sinister
As a fellow Pole I also fear that
The commonwealth is back on track boys.
What is article five?
if a country part of nato gets attacked, all other nato countries must come to its aid, or that the attack on one nato country is an attack on all nato countries.
R.i.p Russia
Rip everyone in Europe and North America.
With russia's condition? I think not.
Lol they can still nuke half the world to shit. They have more nukes than anyone.
Look up MIRV. That’s what the Russians got. Every middle has 10 warheads. You can maybe shoot down some, but not all. And they have like 5k nukes. Even if you shoot down 90%, and that’s insanely optimistic. That’s 500 missiles successfully hitting western targets.
And that’s not even going into their biological and chemical weapons stocks. And Russia has some of the deadliest, nastiest chemical and bio-weapons on the planet.
Everyone focuses on the nuclear - for good reason … but forget all about the anthrax bombs they have. And smallpox. And the thousands of pounds of chemicals like mustard, sarin etc.
The mayhem that would be unleashed would be earth-shattering in a full on exchange. Europe would be decimated for sure. America might survive in some form or fashion of confederate states/republics dealing with their respective state of emergencies and decimated populations but Europe is fuckin gone. The death toll would be catastrophic. The water would be unusable.
Ain’t now way a country like the US, that so poorly handled COVID, is gonna survive a concurrent smallpox, Ebola, anthrax, plague outbreak plus chemical attacks plus destroyed infrastructure plus radioactive fallout from the successful nuclear hits. For sure europe doesn’t
Lol they can still nuke half the world to shit.
Can they really tho? Lot of countries had a lot of wrong takes on Russia before the invasion.
Who is to say Russia has kept up maintenance on their nukes? Russia and the US use to have mutual inspections of each others nukes. Russia ended that a while back.
Anyways, it does not have to be nukes launching. There are other ways for Russia to get the fucking they need to come back to reality.
Yeah. I’m pretty sure 6000 nukes can destroy the world. Even if 95% of those didn’t work like westerners like to lie to themselves and believe.
And then there’s the biological and chemical weapons.
Again, even if you’re extremely optimistic and delude yourself into thinking only 5% work. That’s still hundreds of warheads hitting every major American and European city + 5% of their smallpox and anthrax and Ebola viruses + 5% of their estimated 50k metric tons of chemical munitions.
Western civilization would be utterly decimated. It would be absolutely flattened.
Idk how so many people have been brainwashed into even thinking about going there with them. I hope we never ever find out.
Let's not find out.
It’s very unlikely that majority of those are capable of being used. But in any case, as you mentioned, any detonation of nuclear weapons completely fucks Europe.
Hoping to all fuck this shit doesn’t happen.
Putin's to much of a pussy to try that. Europe definitely has their own stuff like that I'm sure of it.
Oh my bad. I forget you know the guy
Russia will be completely destroyed as well.
This song kinda fire ngl, what is it?
I wrote a comment explaining everything : D
Bring back the winged hussars for your conquest of Russia
BOLSZEWIKA GOŃ GOŃ GOŃ
It's coming out that it was Ukrainian missiles btw
They are saying they were Ukrainian self defense missiles so there's a chance that no war starts
Just an r/dankmemes post with some music on it
Why dont you activate article 5 now? :)))) oh its because it came from ukraine. You are bunch of wanker polish people :)
When are they gonna stop "discussing" Article 5 and actually use it?
They took the wok…. To Poland
MONEY! Oh wait wrong song
It’s confirmed, missiles were from Ukraine
Sorryyyy but nato dont care of you poland🙁🙁🙁
as a russian I am afraid of how hard poland will get fucked
It was Ukrainian missiles in that has been confirmed today.
Doesn't matter, Article 5 must be enforced. NATO has to defend Poland ... from Ukraine🤣
This is a proxy war set up by the liberal Democratic Party. The 40B sent to Ukraine is money they need them to wash it and return half. Wake up
I agree. And Chuck SCHUMER should reap the worldwhind from the American Intellegent People. He threatened our Supreme Court Justices, now we will not allow him to walk our streets. Challenge me you bitch.
I have it on good authority that they make excellent sunflower and wheat fertilizer.
Not all plants are completely edible. However, you can actually consume the entire sunflower in one form or another. Right from the root to the petals.
YOOOOOOO, CHECK THIS ACCOUNT COMMENT HISTORY
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The Mongols couldn't hold on to it. The Persians couldn't do it, Sweden couldn't do it, napoleon couldn't do it, the nazis couldn't do it. You won't do it either.
Mongols did it. And conquered Russia for 250 years
Knowing Putin, he'll probably throw a couple nukes out before they get halfway through Moscow, and that'll be all, folks!
You wet mop. That’s not how this works.
I really really really doubt it was russians.
Only couple of missiles, in random centers, during a period where they are retreating and trying to negotiate peace?
Smells A LOT like false flag. Someone really wants the situation to escalate ASAP.
Americans confirmed that it wasn't Russians , it was malfunction from Ukrainian counter missiles
💀
"Malfunction" Xd
The only good thing about WW3 is Poland and the Baltics get turned to frozen glass…. Fuuuuuck Poland
luckily i’m american so i will probably not get bombed in ww3
We’ll be the ones doing the bombing
who’s we i’m gonna be in my house playing splatoon
Valid
No, you clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger. I am the danger. A guy goes to a wedding and gets bombed and you think that of me? No. I am the one who bombs!
I will iceskate on the new glass plain spanning from Rome to Warsaw
Iam afraid of all the war hungry people in this post. Wtf is wrong with you? Most Russians are probably against this war and you talk about doing something to them that’s just nuts man.
Been like this since day one, the echochamber isn't interested in the truth but just wants to shit on someone, in this case russia. It's absolutely crazy how many people are regularly advocating the killing of people, not realizing their hypocrisy and their only justification is because russia is the aggressor. Ukraine denied that it was their missile, so did russia, at this point ukraine could just bomb their own people over and over again and saying it was russia as a method to gain more sympathy and people would just blindly believe it.
So if it turns out to be true, that it's shot by ukraine, but the ukraine denied it, that would have a huge impact regarding their credibility in this war. So when we find out that ukraine lied about this, what else did they lie about?
I've been questioning the actions of this war the whole time and whenever I mention if what we're seeing in the "news" is actually true I earn nothing but hate from people. Imagine wanting the truth is considered to be a bad thing but this is where we as humanity have been heading for a while now, which is surprising because people claim all the time that we've learned from history and wouldn't be affected by propaganda anymore, yet here we are.
Well it’s good that they haven’t denied it I guess. Also gotta screenshot your comment cause this is an important message.
Polish people be like:
OH 😮 NO ⛔️! AN AIR 💨PARTICLE ⚛️ FROM RUSSIA 🇷🇺 🤢 HAS VIOLATED 🚷😱POLISH 🇵🇱 ❤️ AIRSPACE ✈️!!! NATO 🌎 ARTICLE 📃 5️⃣🖐️!!!!
Softly* don’t A Michael Scott quote
As an australian, i am also scared of what you'll do, but we are a convict nation, sign us up and we will fight beside you like brothers
Poland won’t even bother with article 5 they’ll handle it all themselves 🇵🇱💪
Yeah
Stfu.. tępe chuje. kApITaN BoMba
IT'S TIME FOR REVENGE
Revenge of poland
Once nato steps their filthy foot in the Russia , every country in Europe would get nuked by 5000 nuclear missiles
Good luck Poland you are on your own
Fuck you Poland If you get attacked all my German Bros are gonna conquer you
Isn't russia still losing their war with Ukraine? Spreading things a bit thin?
as a pole, myself, i’ll tell you exactly what we’ll do. WE’LL FINALLY SEE THOSE SINGLE RUSSIAN BABES THAT THE ADS HAVE BEEN MENTIONING
It’s Poland’s turn to do the trolling this time!
I don't know if the rest of NATO would be strong enough to pull Poland off Russia's neck if they decide they want blood
Why does poland hate russia?
Moscow will fall in 2 days
As a Ukrainian, I wonder if you guys would leave some russians for us as well.
lol 😂 Alone or counting on NATO friends? So ugly to call for war hopefully that US will intervene.
The US is part of NATO...
And what I'm saying? Wanna fight but put big brother in front.
Great fertilizer
I dont think theyre the ones that hate nato, j the peeps at the top
serio mam nadzieje że gdy ten atak zostanie potwierdzony NATO coś zrobi bo to już kurwa trzeci raz będzie
I hope ur doing OK. Stay strong
Russia just wants all the smoke rn.
What song is this?
I wrote a comment explaining everything : D
Power to the pole ✊
Turjan Aylahn - Tanc a Lelek
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I wrote a comment explaining everything : D
THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED!!!!!
COMING DOWN THE MOUNTAINSIDE
Remember that Poles once made the Rus as their puppet
Wait until Poland finds out that they are only members of NATO lite.
Putin must be shitting his pants right now considering how badly he messed up
Article 5: Pol-etric Boogaloo
you make the typical mistake of all the GAE client groups, namely arrogance and the presumption, that you can somehow steer the power that holds your leash
Lol
Polska stronk
Moscow? You mean New Warsaw?
What song is this?
Liberate Moscow?
“Poland Invades Russia and Everyone Else For Good Measure.”
You aren't doing shit, bitch boy.
if there even is a moscow or a poland still by that logic…
remember to film the missile coming towards you and post on Reddit, that'll get a lot of upvotes!
Gory do gory
Poles are not to be toyed with
🦅🇺🇸 /inbound*
WW3 is super gay m'bros
Ah shit Moscow about to speak polish
What a fucking idiot.
Long live the Commonwealth!
Could you not get the rest of the world involved in your grudge match please?
Wait.... You're not gonna stop at conquering them!?!?
Imagine after it is all over ans we defang thr Putin regime, Russia becomes a cultural icon like Japan.
I took the woOoOoOck to polaAaAnd
Anyone beg the question this could be a Ukrainian set up to bring NATO in? They’ve already assassinated family of politicians and are most likely the ones who blew nordstream pipeline to get NATO involved
Russia pushes the revelation 18 button on America
What's article 5
You won't have to worry about what to do, unless it's to bury the bodies after the fallout settles out and radiation levels drop.
Unfortunately, the rest of us that aren't incinerated in the initial blast will have the same problem. Including the ones in Warsaw.
u/recognizeaudiobot
Poland had fucking enough
I think Your teachers skipped the twentieth Century in Your history lessons.
So we taking bets on how long until we find out this was a false flag
Didn’t have to wait long: https://www.reuters.com/world/poland-blast-caused-by-missile-fired-by-ukrainian-forces-incoming-russian-2022-11-16/
That's what Napoleon and Hitler said . . .
I hope they call this an incident and let it ride
Let’s give Germany a Call for old times sake
as an American warmongering never gets old. Never isnt funny. and never ends well for anyone
It's cute that you think America will let you handle Moscow
Finally my adhd and nystagmus have a use. Dodging that draft has never been so easy
… you don’t attack Russia in winter.. unless you’re a Fin. Learn the lesson Napoleon, and Hitler suffered through.
It seems like it was Ukrainian Sam defense. Polish president had meeting with Zelensky. Hope they can stop them from being shot towards Poland
What song is this?
Doubt it was actually Russian missiles, I smell a false flag
The revenge of the poles
Ruck the fussians
make Russia into West Poland
guys, where can I bay a pip-boy before it's too late?
That is why you should join th army, buddy
Nobody can conquer Russia
I think I miss somethings
Tsar bomba says otherwise
4 Partition of Poland is coming... But we just don't need a piece of this shitty country.
Saw something very close to this elsewhere:
Germany: Let me get this straight. You guys want me to march my army through Poland?
NATO: Yes.
Germany: To fight Russia.
NATO: Yes.
Germany: ......Can I get that in writing?
Nuclear bombs will make sure you will never get to know.
Poland about to pull a reverse uno on Russia and invade
I am in Italy, and I am shitting my pants after what Russia did
cries in kurwa mać
“Ladies & Gentlemen… this is Article No. 5”
Isn’t Poland that country that gets trampled in every war?
Wasnt it article 4?
Who tf said your gonna conquer moscow!?
Somebody forgot ww2
Damn, what’s crazy is they can’t figure out if it was ukraines missiles or russias. They have the same Soviet systems and the first one to declare it was Russia was Ukraine. You’d think Poland would be the first to throw accusations
It was Ukraine
Do it, Push the funny Button
NCD is leaking out
Poland don't like it when you wock on them
Just share a bit of that land with Mongolia and we are chill.
*reconquer
Song?
Ye but that will start ww3
Nothing will happen
Turn them into vodkas?
Didn’t Poland say they don’t know who fired the missiles?
Two Ukrainian s300 anti air missiles to be exact
Soon:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enWzSXKjWt0
Dont worry OP, that fear of yours only in the dreams.
well, we're waiting
Putin: So anyways I started nuking
It’s fun and everything until war actually starts 💀
we don't want a banana up the tail pipe situation
Yep this wins the dank of the year. Considering that my mom will have started life during WW2 (terrified of fireworks) and now in her old age leave this world in an other potential WW while living in Europe is highly depressing. Ugh today sucks but I know my mom is fed up with Vladimir’s lies, blackmail and BS so she will support the effort to see that F#cker in Den Haag preferably today!
Nah fam, seems like it was a Ukrainian missile.
Nothing much will happen , even tho NATO can destroy Moscow / Russia , this incident is to small to start nucleair ww3
You wont. Only thing that will come of that is nuclear war.
My true fear is who'll be the true pole...penguins or citizens of Poland
USA and Russia declared, it was Ukraine Air defense missile... Lol... I'm sorry for the people who died, may they rest in peace...
May some people thinking more about solutions and peace...
Uhhh can somebody explain me what "NATO ARTICLE 5" is?
FINALLY. World War trilogy. Let's make a masterpiece guys.
Well, that does it…
We literally arent going to ww3
Nothing will happen otherwise it will an all out war and that shit will fuck all the globe
well time to turn into nazis
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NATO article 5 - a attack agents one nation is considered a attacking agents all nations
FUYS NO ITS WINTER
Please no
Mfers listened to red sun and now they are giving war a chance
Mfers listened
To red sun and now they are
Giving war a chance
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Its a song from dziady written by Adam Mickiewicz part 3
No concerns🤬 there should have never bein a war in the first place but nooooo politics/money
To edify it the word MONOPOLY
You conquer Moscow and remake the polish-lithuanian commonwealth yes?
Sad consequences of delivering the wock to poland
Time to escalate this thing
Suddenly, I'm happy from living in Argentina.
it was a Ukrainian anti air missile that veered off course. Ww3 isn't happening
The implication of M.A.D. Scares the living shit out of me. Think about your actions Poland. We may not be here to remember them.
For once, I'm happy I live in America
There's no way Russia is that stupid
Use them to grow sunflowers. Ukraine us having great success with them.
I'm scared of what will happen, I think we should wait until Christmas to see if it's over or not
"Don't shoot! I'm Polish." -Pianist
Please don't
I just bought an Xbox I don't want to play in the midst of artillery fire
What poles think right before they get nuked out of the planet Earth
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Wasnt it confirmed
To be a Ukrainian
Air defence missle
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German here, I'm kinda scared tbh
This aged very nicely
More polish citizens (a fate worse than death)
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