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Le barrel full of acid

Did you take pictures?

Tf did that get downvotes for?

I ate her

hmm yummy girl

Your chicken is eggcellent, mr. Fring.

Thanks, Mr Moai. At Los Pollos Hermanos we only serve the best of the best.

Everything for you mr. Fring

I have consumed her for nutrients

healthy, girl gave me lots of protein

Jesse we need to eat girl

Jesse we need to cook human meat

Kid named human

Put your grill away Waltah, I’m not trying to devour human flesh with you right now Waltah

Waltuh dont eat the hoe waltuh please dont eat the girl waltuh

Same as usual, she got to know me then left.

virtual hugs to everyone feeling this way.. I feel you guys

Happened to me like 6 times, right now I'm about to go for the seventh, hope this is the right one

Once had a woman literally tell me that she was “really attracted to me, and then got to know me.”

Shocked how little that actually hurt.

I went through character development

This what I am gonna tell people when they ask now

For the millionth fucking time

She was eaten alive by the starving kids in my basement :(

Hope you're feeling okay man :(

It hurts I won't lie. But I'll pull through eventually. Cheers 👑

Pain make monkey stronger

monkeys together strong

I kick my balls daily to get stronger

Screw girls and fuck boys instead

That's what I'm actually thinking of doing now. (Also had some girl problems)

Plenty of people out there. The biggest tragedy is wasting your precious time on someone who wont reciprocate the love you have for them

An even bigger tragedy is devoting your whole life to someone then watching them marry the person they cheated on you with.

Speaking from experience.

You deserve someone who values you. Sorry that happened

Well, she valued me for seventeen years before that.

This probably happened to every dude on here. Happened to me a lot. I was feeling good about my chances. Then she moved away lol.

Cheers King 🍻

What's the name of the song?

Hey….. are you alright?

Nah mate. But I'll manage. Always have, always will.

I wish you a good day bro, sad to hear you’re not doing well

Sometimes that's the best we can do brother, just pick up the pieces and make it day by day

The indomitable human spirit > literally anything

It's indomitable for a reason

I believe in you

Stay strong king 👑

pees in ur ass

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You’re a king bro, never forget that!!

You ever need to talk man my DMs are open

Hang in there brother

Maybe someday...we all will. Someday

Slowly started meeting out less, then talking less, then messaging less till we become strangers again.

This is about to be me

:( sorry to hear that. Stay strong 👑

this actually happened to me today

Yeah it happened. It’s over :(

You put her in a cesspool ?

i love this guy's acting so much

She turned out to be a nazi :(

Its okay until she wants u to go too take a shower with ya

bro I'm going through a thing with a girl now too stay strong man 🙏

Sorry bro, even me forgot to give her food in the basament

Tru :(

I could feel the regret grip my spine and rip it out of me. It hurts. The pain it hurts.

lol me and her was just goofin around , I didn't actually think I'd miss those moments so goddamn much , shouldn't have made a move on her :(

she broke up with me last week. we'll get through this ❤️

Same here man, been real difficult

:(

thats literally me

:) get better soon

pees in ur ass

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As someone who is alone again. I feel you man. Here's to things getting better for the both of us 🍻

Got bored and found someone else. This is why I dont date anymore. I put in all the effort and get nothing in return. Ngl it actually is kinda nice having them gone which in itself is sad.

I lost someone too recently.. I knew them for years 😭

This isn't a shitpost this is just sad

Still miss her

:(

:(

She got her face melted off her skull with heat vision

Might be me soon 😢 :( Courage Op through this difficult moment !

Haven’t had a relationship with a girl in a while just been so caught with work , been getting mad lonely lately

This is me a few months ago, got talking with my friend from high school after a year, we talked and played games together for 2-3 months and then she just stopped talking to me for some reason. Im still not over it but im managing. Stay strong OP 💪

We got drunk on rock fest, and she run away with my friend, leaving me alone at 11:53pm, barely got home. Btw. (almost got hit by german BMW while i was going home).

I’ve been there

Time heals all wounds, but it leaves a scar

People can be cruel, but if they don’t want you around it’s their loss

Best of luck

Thank You Man ! You are real one :)

I am in your walls

Hit the DM bro if you need someone to talk to👍

This is why I just never tell people I have a crush on someone cause I know my goofy ass will confess to her and get rejected after hyping myself up to my friends.

Gonna be me soon 👍

The actor who plays Homelander is super talented. The way he acts really makes it feel real

real (real) im sigma (mentally ill) literally me (instead of shooting lasers out my eyes i cry)

Op we on the same boat I feel you

She was in a hang gliding accident. Died on impact.

This exact same situation happened to me a few months ago. She moved across the country and it just didn't work out. Thank you for posting this, it's something that I haven't been able to express so this means something to me.

Hey mate. Yeah borderline same thing happened here. She sped up moving across the country for me and then once she got here that was it.

I'm devastated and incredibly heartbroken by everything so I feel your pain Stay strong 👑

You too man, I know this reply is late but I really appreciate your words. I still miss her but it has gotten easier as time has gone on. I wish her nothing but the best but I'm choosing to be happy that we went out in any case rather than not at all. Now I have a big confidence boost knowing I can do it again in the future.

Glad to hear you're doing better. I offer my support to you and if you ever feel down in the dumps again. Shoot me a message, more than happy to listen.

Feeling this rn

I've been there king, still not over it. Shit straight hurts.

I didn't make enough money :(

"you know, uh... i was a bit hungry and umm... you know ehh... the usual"

man why would you do this to me, my girlfriend of 1 year broke up with me 2 months ago today

Keep going struggler

Feeling this :(

Me too op

“It was fun”

Can't relate (i get no bitches)

Sad boy hours

feeling this way too hard. 2022, the best and worst year of my life

Dude, why are all the sad memes of this sub feeling so relatable to me :(

Currently me atm. Pain

This will be me in a few days 👍🙁

i tore her guts out and swung them around like a lasso and then said 'Yee-haw' before putting them back and shipping her to an orphanage

:(

Same shit just happened to me

Its always the slow process of them talking to you less and less and then finally stop replying that hurts the most

Stay strong kings 👑 I'm proud of each and every single one of you ❤ 🫂

She broke up with me yesterday man.

I’m so sorry man, my girl broke up with 2 weeks ago and I’m still hurt too

What song is this?

duster - me and the birds slowed

Song?

duster - me and the birds slowed

This is me with boys 🥲

Yummers

She said it was for a dare haha

i am "peased" to meet them

What is this movie?

"The Boys" tv show on Amazon. This particular character is actually very unlikeable in the show but the actor is really good at showing emotion so he's used in a ton of memes

Don’t mean to be rude but this is more of a vent than a shitpost. But I hope you get through whatever your going through.👍

Eh, get over it simp

Clearly, you've never even passed by a woman

Bro bring over the sad posting vibes

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Too relatable not to download

Get lasered lol

She stopped texting back so I assume she became a lesbian

Ahahahhahaha…Ouch :/

Yeah she was pretty skinny so she didn’t last very long

My car has claimed many

Messages from the stars starts playing in my head

was that "girl" actully a man?

Lol this is exactly why I avoid trusting anyone. I know someday it's going to come bite me in the ass again but it's not like there's ever any solution to this.

What happened?

She got L.I.G.D.E.E.Z

I talked to her then she never looked at me again

She found the piss collection

That's me... 😪

I drank her blood 😀👍🏻

Dude always looks like he has a chaw going

She left for her ex

Most women can’t get over their exes, just how it is

:(

I think I got rejected

A-train.

Spoilers: she never existed

Damn …

dating my best friend 😔

Good luck man

Duster

Yeah

Well, guess i am lucky that no girl likes me

Sometimes I definitely think it's not worth the pain at the end. Tread lightly

me irl - but i’m seeing duster live on saturday

Relatable 😂😂😂

Latitude: 51.46997, Longitude: 13.21054

Song is a slowed version of Me and the Birds by Duster in case anyone is wondering.

There's no good way to deal with betrayal. Just don't bury it whatever you do. You need to find peace with it somehow. It takes time but let time heal your wound.

Me but instead of months it's literal fucking weeks

"She gave me a handjob while dying in her hospital bed, before I suffocated her to death."

Bruh that’s a feel and a half if you know it

This is pretty open to interpretation. I would assume the implication is that she died, but this could mean many things, lost contact, relationship-breaking argument, etc.

2 months ongoing. Wish me luck boys...

She left for someone else :(

The nematodes got her, house and all

song?

Sorry bro, she never existed

Ask A-train

Soonnggg???11???

11 months and I still wanna repaint the roof

I asked a girl out to the movies and I don’t even think she realised but she rejected me and now she has a boyfriend and I’m just a friend :(

WHERE IS SAVE VIDEO BOT

That's why I don't be telling nobody nothin

She said she'd listen to me talk about DMC lore (she lied) on a serious note she left me because she thought I was weird (she's probably right)

I feel you bro Same

Music name?

It happened so fast, we were walking and next thing I know I’m getting messages from the stars

“Forgive me, grandma.”

Can't stop the A-Train baby!

What is the music

What’s the song?

/savevideo

I fucked her

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I saved this 2 weeks ago. It happened

Whats the song name