That article is fake but this one isnโt
That article is fake but this one isnโt
Real one is even better
The real one has some wisdom in it, and it's not like "tff is this guy for real?!". This fake one is funny
Maybe he'll hang out with me sometime ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ
Turns out we were the real cool guys all along
Yeah, so cool that Bale wonโt hang out with you
Somehow this makes me feel better
Did he just insult all his friends?
Wow he is the true sigma male
sigma male
Sigma Bale
He told us that heโs not at all fun to be around because of his achievements
Christian Based
Bale has a nine-year-old daughter and three-month-old son with wife Sibi Blazic.
Uhh... ok thanks i guess
When the subject of your article is so lame you canโt even hit the required 250 word count. So you tack on some bullshit at the end.
i read that as his most recent example with hanging out with "losers"
Probably the worst website Iโve visited today.
Holy shit my phone got cancer.
:(
I cried
Thats what a sigma would say
Christian Bale is extra based
God damn, he's like a.... SIGMA MALE!!!
Heโs telling us to not be sigma males so he can be the only sigma male. What a sigma male thing to do
Sigma Bale
There can only be one signs male
Years of academy training wasted
Iโm Mrs. Nesbitt
Just like the simulations
All the languages in the world and Bale decided to speak facts
What in the love tittie fuck is your profile picture?
Ugandan Metal Sonic
metal sonic
It's fake
Wait, this is real??
No :(
:)
The duality of the man
Itโs fake, the news articles are fake
Fake but 100% true
That's what Sigma Male would say
Online "sigma males" when u tell them being racist , sexist and acting toxic isn't a sigma trait they are just incel
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Friendly fire will not be tolerated
Years of academy training wasted
You know what???, screw you (unCHADS you)
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You were the chosen one!
Looks like you need to grow up and find a personality
Christan said that, not patrick
What song is this?
Song Found!
Name: Angel Eyes
Artist: ABBA
Album: Voulez-Vous (Bonus Track Version)
Genre: Pop
Release Year: 1979
Total Shazams: 737692
Took 0.74 seconds.
Good bot
Fuckin love me some ABBA. OP slowed it down for the meme tho
That's the actual song. It is really that slow but there is some sped up version popular on tiktok
No it isn't. This version is slowed down.
I just listened to both and I really can't tell. Maybe I just have bad ears.
That makes him even more of a sigma male
he's playing hard to get. sexually harass him until he wants you
what an absolute sigma thing to say
That is the most sigma thing to say
classic sigma bale move
Dubs guy, not sigma Bale.
sigma bale moment
Christian bale does. Patrick Bateman, we donโt know.
What he said is based
Only the real Sigma male denies his Sigmism!
He's just an actor.
Bale is a chad with that argument.
Christian Bale: I am not the messiah! Redditors: He is the messiah!
He is the one true messiah
Why isn't it possible?
I love Christian Bale. Dude's my fucking favorite.
His Mr. Robot performance---god damn it was good.
Space ranger no more
He knows what he has to say, but we know that he loves it
He's got that sigma bale leadership. Inspired me to get another personality (to the collection) ๐ค๐
โWhoa- giving off beta energy right now bro.โ
"No"
Never meme your heroes
Heโs just being a sigma, ignore him.
Good thing itโs fake, top result when you Google it is a Pinterest
Lmao you hear that? Bale loves you smooth brains.
They misspelt Patrick Bateman, because that is definitely something Patrick Bateman would say.
Spoken like a true sigma male
What do you do when the Messiah speaks of heresy
I wanna see this with buddy knocking down the poster lmao
The words of a true sigma male
Real Sigma males want other sigmas to be original sigmas not copycat sigmas
Truly based
The one true sigma
I can hear Pattrick saying this
Fake news, Wrong, Probably made in china
The meme is not about Christian Bale, it's about Christian's character on the movie
Who the fuck is Christian Bale??? that's Patrick Bateman idiot!!!!๐คฌ
Breaking news Christian bale is actually chad
Based
YAY no more zoomer equivalents of minion memes!
I agree smh
actually, i also dislike it, it's like bunch of teenagers acting depressed, no emotion and bullying girls... it's just cringe
Baleโs a really good actor, but you can tell heโs a dick in real life
Crazy, I don't remember asking him.
Crazy, I don't remember someone giving a shit for what you think.
Shhhh
He speaks the truth ๐๐๐
LMAO!! AHAHAHAHHAHAHABBAHA YKU FUCKING PUSSIES ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
What song is this?
Song Found!
Name: Angel Eyes
Artist: ABBA
Album: Voulez-Vous (Bonus Track Version)
Genre: Pop
Release Year: 1979
Total Shazams: 737833
Took 1.07 seconds.
Thank you!
penis
I mean Christian Bale is a massive asshole, I thought that had been long established by now.
This is the most I've heard from that song.
Man, i knew the comments would be shit. I started laughing as soon as i read the title.
11/10
Based
W Christian Bale
Link to song?
Captain, what song is this?
Song Found!
Name: Angel Eyes
Artist: ABBA
Album: Voulez-Vous (Bonus Track Version)
Genre: Pop
Release Year: 1979
Total Shazams: 738211
Took 0.86 seconds.
WOW such a technology. What else you can do?
Im broken
FAKEEEEE
I should have known when he played โitโs hip to be squareโ
As you can see I already grown up enough to worship waltar witi (blanco)
So heโs a loser now?
How very sigma of him
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