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That article is fake but this one isnโ€™t

Real one is even better

The real one has some wisdom in it, and it's not like "tff is this guy for real?!". This fake one is funny

Maybe he'll hang out with me sometime ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ

Turns out we were the real cool guys all along

Yeah, so cool that Bale wonโ€™t hang out with you

Somehow this makes me feel better

Did he just insult all his friends?

Wow he is the true sigma male

sigma male

Sigma Bale

He told us that heโ€™s not at all fun to be around because of his achievements

Christian Based

Bale has a nine-year-old daughter and three-month-old son with wife Sibi Blazic.

Uhh... ok thanks i guess

When the subject of your article is so lame you canโ€™t even hit the required 250 word count. So you tack on some bullshit at the end.

i read that as his most recent example with hanging out with "losers"

Probably the worst website Iโ€™ve visited today.

Holy shit my phone got cancer.

Thats what a sigma would say

Christian Bale is extra based

God damn, he's like a.... SIGMA MALE!!!

Heโ€™s telling us to not be sigma males so he can be the only sigma male. What a sigma male thing to do

There can only be one signs male

Years of academy training wasted

Iโ€™m Mrs. Nesbitt

Just like the simulations

All the languages in the world and Bale decided to speak facts

What in the love tittie fuck is your profile picture?

Ugandan Metal Sonic

metal sonic

Wait, this is real??

Itโ€™s fake, the news articles are fake

Fake but 100% true

That's what Sigma Male would say

Online "sigma males" when u tell them being racist , sexist and acting toxic isn't a sigma trait they are just incel

pees in ur ass

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Friendly fire will not be tolerated

Years of academy training wasted

You know what???, screw you (unCHADS you)

pees in ur ass

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You were the chosen one!

Looks like you need to grow up and find a personality

Christan said that, not patrick

What song is this?

Song Found!

Name: Angel Eyes

Artist: ABBA

Album: Voulez-Vous (Bonus Track Version)

Genre: Pop

Release Year: 1979

Total Shazams: 737692

Took 0.74 seconds.

Fuckin love me some ABBA. OP slowed it down for the meme tho

That's the actual song. It is really that slow but there is some sped up version popular on tiktok

No it isn't. This version is slowed down.

I just listened to both and I really can't tell. Maybe I just have bad ears.

That makes him even more of a sigma male

he's playing hard to get. sexually harass him until he wants you

what an absolute sigma thing to say

That is the most sigma thing to say

classic sigma bale move

Dubs guy, not sigma Bale.

sigma bale moment

Christian bale does. Patrick Bateman, we donโ€™t know.

What he said is based

Only the real Sigma male denies his Sigmism!

He's just an actor.

Bale is a chad with that argument.

Christian Bale: I am not the messiah! Redditors: He is the messiah!

He is the one true messiah

Why isn't it possible?

I love Christian Bale. Dude's my fucking favorite.

His Mr. Robot performance---god damn it was good.

Space ranger no more

He knows what he has to say, but we know that he loves it

He's got that sigma bale leadership. Inspired me to get another personality (to the collection) ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ’€

โ€œWhoa- giving off beta energy right now bro.โ€

"No"

Never meme your heroes

Heโ€™s just being a sigma, ignore him.

Good thing itโ€™s fake, top result when you Google it is a Pinterest

Lmao you hear that? Bale loves you smooth brains.

They misspelt Patrick Bateman, because that is definitely something Patrick Bateman would say.

Spoken like a true sigma male

What do you do when the Messiah speaks of heresy

I wanna see this with buddy knocking down the poster lmao

The words of a true sigma male

Real Sigma males want other sigmas to be original sigmas not copycat sigmas

Truly based

The one true sigma

I can hear Pattrick saying this

Fake news, Wrong, Probably made in china

The meme is not about Christian Bale, it's about Christian's character on the movie

Who the fuck is Christian Bale??? that's Patrick Bateman idiot!!!!๐Ÿคฌ

Breaking news Christian bale is actually chad

Based

YAY no more zoomer equivalents of minion memes!

I agree smh

actually, i also dislike it, it's like bunch of teenagers acting depressed, no emotion and bullying girls... it's just cringe

Baleโ€™s a really good actor, but you can tell heโ€™s a dick in real life

Crazy, I don't remember asking him.

Crazy, I don't remember someone giving a shit for what you think.

He speaks the truth ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

LMAO!! AHAHAHAHHAHAHABBAHA YKU FUCKING PUSSIES ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

What song is this?

Song Found!

Name: Angel Eyes

Artist: ABBA

Album: Voulez-Vous (Bonus Track Version)

Genre: Pop

Release Year: 1979

Total Shazams: 737833

Took 1.07 seconds.

penis

I mean Christian Bale is a massive asshole, I thought that had been long established by now.

This is the most I've heard from that song.

Man, i knew the comments would be shit. I started laughing as soon as i read the title.

11/10

Based

W Christian Bale

Link to song?

Captain, what song is this?

Song Found!

Name: Angel Eyes

Artist: ABBA

Album: Voulez-Vous (Bonus Track Version)

Genre: Pop

Release Year: 1979

Total Shazams: 738211

Took 0.86 seconds.

WOW such a technology. What else you can do?

Im broken

FAKEEEEE

I should have known when he played โ€œitโ€™s hip to be squareโ€

As you can see I already grown up enough to worship waltar witi (blanco)

So heโ€™s a loser now?

How very sigma of him