Dude sounds like Eminem to me
Almost sounds like demoman tf2
The guy from Fortnite?!!
hi normal im dad
Hi dad, I’m hungry
Why don't we meet on Friday and have a sundae....
We're gonna have a fun day...
In the back of my Hyundai
Hi hungry, I'm dad
Hi dad, you are RammTV
Hi dad, I'm also dad
Why did you named me this way? 😭
I'm getting some major Deja vu, I swear to God this exact thread up to this point happened yesterday.
Hi Gay, hi Lesbian, hi Transgender, hi Pansexual and hi Normal, I’m dad
Bro unironcially used Bateman 💀
Did you forget what subreddit you're on?
patrick batemen shrigma male women 🍵☕🍵
Sigma trad based red pilled sheeesh giga chad incel bateman andrew based!!!!!!
And It's not even the worst one he has posted
It's fine he's going through a phase
Just like the LGBTQ alphabet squad?
Its not a phase lmao
More like a disease then?
fun fact american psycho was written by a gay man and was directed by a woman
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Ironic
Cool they made the best show or something
Ok. Cool.
Ahh yes normal as in axed a dude while listening to loud music
That's not normal?
I don't see the problem either. I mean, it was Jared Leto. So...
Reminds me of a copy pasta:
Coming out of the closet
Today I just came out of the closet as a straight guy. I don't like men, I like woman. Tired of being harassed as a straight guy.
Stop with the straightphobia, it's honestly disgusting. I'm tired of being harassed daily
"I'm normal. It's rare these days" boxed buzz light-year meme
I am just simply not there
I knew axing people where normal.😍🥰🥰🥰😍🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰😃😃🦶
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maybe if you tried going outside you would see more straight people
Don't you understand sarcasm or Irony? Dude it's just a joke
Jokes are supposed to be funny
your opinion is a joke
He is the joke
then it's an unfunny joke
Unfunny jokes exist, and I think you're one of them.
Right and when it ends up in r/comedygraveyard I will proceed to laugh at how ridiculous your joke was and It shall be glorious
suprised that sub doesn't exist.
It does... I think
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Pls let my wife go plssss! NOOOO! You just shot her cause she's black you pig! 🤭
She shouldn’t have took my 7/11 slushi
least homophobic person in india
More power to them for still having sanity in their culture
Tank you
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Your mom would miss me
Yours definitely wouldn't though
no wonder why your still a virgin
damn that’s news to me
I went fucking whole kamekaze with that 💀
Woah tahts a bit too far to be honest....
Thought that shits said immortal fucking Val
No you are psycho
Yes
Based
I have a mental disability and am expected to be normal because the sympots closely resemble the actions of someone who doesn't deserve sympathy or support
More like i’m boring
Ikr, spice it up, get em down the ass! Much kinkier!
Cringe....
ahh, homophobic memes, super funny, I've no clue why i am not laughing
Cuz you're not thinking straight that's why.
Yeah they're thinking gay
That is a funny joke playing on homosexuality , the meme posted is not
it’s funny because the cut was abrupt and unexpected
I hate gay people and I used Patrick Bateman therefore I am based and you are cringe
In my country most people are normal
My country too
I'm from India and you?
Where are you from?
Caste system??
That does not depends upon Sexuality! That depends upon what work you do! And that's not strictly banned and prohibited and is punishable by law!
Very much outdated although some try to keep it alive fsr
They’re from Ukraine
Where are you from?
THIS IS SO TRUE!! haha. women am i rite. i also dislike homosexuals.
No way this mf looked at this and went “yea this shit correct” and posted it😩
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I believe this is what is referred to as a "joke"
Look in a mirror; there you will see the real joke
Not a rare insult, but it still burns.
Sigma=no opinión
Bateman 💀 He clearly didn’t saw American Psycho
Wow, really weird to see someone I know IRL show up in a post like this on reddit lmao.
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“i’m normal”
nobody is buddy
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I am not mentally ill*
Wtf do you actually think that?
Yes, being a transgender is not a choice but being gay and a lesbian is bad and also a mental illness
But why do you care? Did someone hurt you? It is against your religion?
I don’t understand how do you not see this as wrong. Every species has survived only because they procreate. If this virus mentality spreads in Humans we are on path of extinction for a stupid reason.
Yo wtf Virus? Do you think you can spread being gay? Homosexuality is pretty common in nature and it is not the reason why a species goes extinct. Human are not facing extinction right now (except maybe a nuclear fallout). In fact it is the complete opposite we are facing a overpopulation crisis right now so homosexuality has a positive effect on the population. What’s even better is that if gay couples want to have kids they often adopt them out of foster care.
If you are Gay by choice I am happy for you but this does not mean I will accept any of my relatives or friends being gay. I do not believe being gay is normal.
Ok so just imagine this situation. You had a really nice childhood, your parents are great and you have a little sister that is always happy to play with you. Now the years have passed and your sister got a girlfriend. The girl is really nice and funny and your whole family is happy for her. Your little sister has the best time of her life.
But now imagine you are the person who destroys everything. Just because you can’t accept how your little sister feels and say to her she is mentally ill. She has always looked up to you but now she and your entire family despises you because you are homophonic cunt who ruined everything. Even though you could have just accepted her feelings and nobody would have been harmed.
What is normal? If heterosexuals are in majority, that doesn’t mean that it’s normal. Nothing is normal, people are different
Yes I know that and this video is just for fun just a joke so don't take it seriously idk why people are on this sub if they can't even understand a joke
I can take a joke, I just asked what normal means
Normal means who are attracted to the opposite gender (And there's only 2 genders)
We don’t talk about genders now, we talk about sexuality. And that’s different
Ok I'm taking about gender! Bro just leave it,this video is a joke so you don't have to be serious.
They are not
So stupid joke, not because it’s not funny but because it doesn’t make sense
I guess being hetero is the way everyone is designed to be, so that the corresponding spices can go on. But since attraction is a very delicate matter, little alterations can change everything. It's "mistakes in the system" essentially.
Not really, you just live on the internet
I'm a figdet spinner
Your comment is most relatable in this thread, I commend you.
Why the hell do people fall in love with pans that’s weirddddd
this is not offensive, this is factual
L meme
Based meme.
all of those things are normal.
Reddit Moment
Not being an incel moment
Leftist dumbasses can just as easily be incels lmao
I'm not either of those things
Real reddit moment is being homophobic but only through tired memes online. Isolated nerd behaviour
A man telling himself and others he’s a woman isn’t normal
Based
Based asf!
Bros 13💀💀💀
You’re an awful person lmao
A sane person
https://medicine.yale.edu/news-article/what-do-we-mean-by-sex-and-gender/
Very sane indeed
“Science” is in no way related to the “in my head i feel as if i am a woman :(((“ bullshit
Idk what to tell you man , it is , middle school biology is outdated what can I say
In my mind and heart I feel that I am a large black man. Please refer to me as such.
Once again, let me explain it myself
The human brain is capable of either feeling male or female depending on how you were raised in the womb(can happen even if the mother was totally doing no bad things that would affect the baby negatively)
The human brain can only be capable of feeling black when they were raised in that culture since birth
Since you are making this joke , I assume you were not
Gender is one of the only things a person can simulate since birth , and the study above proves that gender and sex are infact different , please read it if you are not allergic to thinking
So a man who transitions into a woman was mentally a girl since forever , prove is the amount of doctors and therapists he had to verify from first before he could get hormonal treatment at all , not even sex change surgery
You cannot be black unless you have enough blood of black individuals in your family and/or were raised in black culture by people who were raised in the same culture
You can be a woman mentally depending on how your brain developed in the womb(not related to anything that we usually consider harmful to the baby) despite being born with male sex organs
You cannot be a woman mentally any more than you can be a giraffe mentally
Your gender identity can , your brain is capable of doing that since birth depending how you were born , your brain structure can't make you identitfy AZ a giraffe
It doesn’t relate to “brain structure” just to say “I think I am a woman” it’s pretty obvious, you either have a dick or you don’t. All this “i was assigned male at birth” shit is dumb, it’s horseshit pure and simple
It does , I have sources , you only have outdated intuition
And you have bullshit nonsense that goes against the simplest of fucking common sense
“Hey guys I’m 7 foot 3 now”
“You’re 5’8 bro”
“No but in my mind I identify as 7’3.”
“Oh ok I understand!!”
Height is objective, physical , and can't be predetermined since birth And since a new discovery in science you cannot believe since you are allergic to thinking , there's no way you can understand it
Whether or not you are a man or a woman is predetermined. You have a penis or you have a vagina, it’s very simple. You can’t change your height, your race, or your intelligence, and you can’t change your sex. That’s why they have surgeries for it, because it can’t be changed naturally.
Sex and gender are different , already have proven it multiple times , you are just deeply allergic to thinking and need to understand is that a person can mentally be born in a way where your brain is built and your hormones are built to suit a woman but physically you are a man , remember , DNA copying has variation , this is one
Its very deeply rooted in your brain , you can't just change it , you are born with it
And yes it needs to be done artificially because naturally this condition has no cure , so we make it
By that logic medicines that use chemicals are bad for you since they are not natural
Born where your hormones are built to suit a women but you are a man
That is not scientifically accurate at all lol, that does not happen. Your hormones can not “be built to suit a woman” if you are a man, same way your hormones cannot be built to suit an elephant when you are a man. Dumbass, 100% made-up shit.
One step short of mental illness
except for transgenders
Nah. Humans are meant to be attracted by the opposite gender. It's paranormal
Yeah. It's rare to see a normal person these days.
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isnt patrick bateman a psychopath?
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One day they'll grow up look back and say "damn I was super cringe" and deny ever being that cringe. Unfortunately for them the normies will be there to remind them 🤓
Edit: I only have respect for the Gs and Ls the rest are just attention seekers
Normal doesn’t exist. Normal is simply a construct made from your perception of the world around you, created by your personal beliefs and social norms, meaning you, in my eyes at least, are not normal
Man it actually is. Humans are meant to reproduce, so attraction to the opposite gender is necessary. But it's just that it's pretty delicate so little alterations can bring up big effects. They are not normal. Doesn't mean they don't deserve rights lol
If its a joke can someone explain to me how its funny? As an yemeni jew im okay with racist/antismeatic/homophobic jokes if the joke has some stracture or point unlike this pile of dogshit
it is funny because the cut is abrupt and unexpected
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Ahhhh, casual homophobia ☕
Not sure what is homophobic, they just say they are straight. They didn't say that gays shouldn't get rights or something.
They did imply that not cis and/or not straight people are not normal. It's also paired with a video of fucking Patrick Bateman, the amount of irony here is astonishing. Alongside the title "It's really rare these days", you really can't argue there isn't a tiniest bit of homophobia detectable.
I am the walrus.
Coo coo cuchoo
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I am the eggman, I am the eggman!
see how they run like pigs from a gun
Cisgender heterosexual white male gang ✊✊✊
wow, you're so fucking funny. i forgot to laugh. that's how funny you are. you're so original too. ive never heard this joke at all.
You are not true everyone is normal, you are not normal when you like kids tho
I’m gay, and I’m normal as well.
I'm pedophile
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Honestly, I don’t get why people care so much about these people on the internet they just want attention from others. Plus you’ll meet a lot of gay people who just like men and lesbians that just like women who don’t shove their sexuality or sexual preference down your throat. I don’t get why people want to identify as something else so badly but I don’t care as long as you don’t shove it down my throat. and also saying you’re normal you’re part of the problem just say that you’re straight or that you’re a man or woman and don’t shove it down anyone’s throat either.
literal homophobia isn’t ‘based’ it’s just cringe and unfunny. Grow up
Funny, cuz I'm pretty sure those who are not straight commit suicide the most. Unless you consider suicide to be "based", then this is pretty cringe.
If you start thinking otherwise, you might run the risk of having "hxppy thxughts".
''Gay people commit suicide, i wonder why? (Insert extremely homophobic sentence)''
Ah yes. The good ol' "accept me or I shoot myself to guilt trip you" trick. Always works.
Thats not at all what i meant- youre speaking about lgbtq suicide rate like theyre not happening because of homophobic people
So first they don't accept themselves - literally changing their entire identity because "I said so", then they don't accept accountability? Are they really blaming other people for the trigger they pulled themselves?!
Tf u on mate?
Im on that crystal grade man. There are people getting constantly bullied, threatened and assaulted for being who they are and you say its their fault for pulling the trigger? People get disowned by their whole family and neglected for that shit
This isn't who they are, it's who they WANT to be. Nobody asked to be born male or female, so you just accept it and act accordingly. Just because you played with dolls when you were little doesn't mean you were supposed to be a girl..
Now let's get real. trans claim that Nobody accepts them, when they themselves couldn't accept who they are. They keep talking about "self-acceptance" when they literally remove organs from themselves and kill their old self and go by a new identity. That fucked-up "self-acceptance" doesn't even make sense. Couldn't you just accept yourself for how you were born? If you couldn't, then don't expect others to accept you.
Well you see, thats none of our business is it? If they feel really feel like theyre a woman/man why would you care?
Because they expect ME and everyone to care, to acknowledge them and approve of them, when they clearly couldn't accept their original self.
Talk about hypocrisy...
Thats a wayyyy different thing. Accepting someone for who they want to be is basic. People have been doing it for generations as you say, yknow the first nations in north america? Yeah they were like that too, only stopped because the europeans stopped them
"Accepting someone for who they want to be is basic"
Aight then, I wanna be a pedophile! No no how about a terrorist? Yeah that sounds like fun! Now you better accept me for who I want to be because THAT'S what being "basic" is.
Should I say more? This "principle" is stupid.
Oh but now you have to go with logic! I thought i didnt need to say it but here we are...
This reply provides literally no response. Just take the L and move on, unless you're actually enjoying my company, then I'm flattered.
Thats why i added another reply to that same comment
Oh this is getting entertaining!
Im sure you understand the concept of common sense, but given you are here arguing about basic biology and behavior studied even in animals saying it shouldnt exist...
Animals participate in homosexuality, incest and even necrophilia. Are you implying just because animals do it, then you must as well?
Just do me a favor. Stay away from people, especially children please.
I feel like every point you brought up since the argument started were not based on anything, most of them are shoving words into my mouth...
Oh now you're complaining about things being shoved into your mouth Huh?
That's hilarious.
Read my messages again. Every point I addressed was brought up by you.
No because i bring up homosexuality and you bring up incest/necrophelia, but if we go down that line im pretty sure you wouldnt like to hear about cavemen.. our ancestors yknow..
It's because you brought up the whole "animals do it" argument. So I brought up incest and necrophilia because....? Yeah....because animals do it....
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Yeah.... think about it for a second...
Now please let's not discuss cavemen bcz this is literally irrelevant to the whole homosexuality discussion we're having.
It is though, we used to do that. We dont do incest/necrophilia anymore (or on a very small scale) because... common sense!
sigh......
I don't think you know how to argue. Genuinely. Don't bring up something only to argue against it saying its "common sense".
When you brought up the "animals do it, therfore we can" argument, you tried to establish that because animals engage I'm homosexuality, therefore it's natural for as to do it too, cuz it's natural right? This means you support this argument. Now I used the same damn logic "but animals engage in incest and necrophilia too, now does that make it natural for us to do it?" At this point, you either stick to your narrative, or you at least admit that the "animals do it" argument is false.
DON'T make another narrative. You're literally saying we stopped necrophilia and incest because of common sense, but you based that common sense with animals doing homosexuality and said its OK.
So now tell me. If animals engage in homosexuality, incest and necrophilia. According to your logic, it should be natural if we do as they do. So why NOW you say its only OK to ingage in homosexuality BUT NOT incest or necrophilia?
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Bruh...I'm here giving you tips on how to argue just to be able to have a conversation with you...
you are by far the most cringiest and pathetic lump of flesh I have ever seen lmao
Kid, you better watch your mouth or I'll take away your phone and burn your toga collection to ashes.
lmaooooo go for it buddy
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Define normal
Straight.
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You aint normal youre just edgy 💀
Oh so men liking women and vise versa is edgy?
No, you acting like its normal to do so and everything else is ''weird'' or whatever word you put onto it
It is normal for men to like women and vise versa. Anything else is not. If you're thinking otherwise, then I'm afraid you might not be thinking straight.
Very poor wording choice 💀 i am in fact, not thinking straight. I would even add that im thinking pretty gay
Aw I'm sorry to hear that. Hope you recover soon 😇🙏
Yeah lemme just turn straight rq, because its clearly how it works
Aye. It's how it's been working for generations wink wink.
Oh thats what you think... you know that guy who wrote the original little mermaid... yeah... or maybe even further, ancient greece/rome? That too. It has been happening for generations as you say
Too bad their methods have never managed to make a single generation.... generation of children, not of aids and monkey pox of course.
Yeah because as per everything, there is a balance. Gay people doing their thing (a minority :0) while straight people (a lot more people!) do children!
Tf does this imply? What balance? Are you saying because something good is happening, then something bad MUST happen to keep balance?
No. Just because straight people exist doesn't mean a counterpart, the gays, should. Straight people make children, then gay people should.....? No... don't even think about it.
Oo gay people making children... sounds kinky! Lmao. I mean, maybe this is a stretch but theres always overpopulation, if everyone decided to make a lot of children like we used to in the baby boom we'd be fucked. Also not every straight people do children?
How tf are you tieing overpopulation with homosexuality? Are you saying if more people were to be gay, then the "overpopulation" problem would be solved?
You know what? Perhaps you're right. It'd have been better for humanity if your parents were gay and didn't produce you instead. Less people, less overpopulation am I right?
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I’m not any of these yet all of them nothing but everything shit I think I’m 14 again and this is deep
Wow you're really cool
No one is normal up close
Bro u know it makes no sense to say normal is rare but ok let the trans community live in your head rent free my G
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Ah yes “normal” as represented by a murderous psychopath
I'm not mentally handicapped.
Wake me when i have to laugh
He's not normal no sane human being spaces out the word I'm
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Mf what's the song?
tame impala - new person, same old mistakes but sped up
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im just a monke with god damn Submarine
Transformers triggered 😳
So true
Song name pls
tame impala - new person, same old mistakes but sped up
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I’m normal🗿
posts Bateman cringe people get upset It's sarcasm guys
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Coming out as normal is hard. 🥺
Nooooo infinite
All thise other people aren't normal because they make their sexuality their personality, most homosexuals/LGBT are just regular ass people who are into different shit, everyone has fetishis and sexuality is kinda just that on a whole nother level, what isn't normal is using a clip of a satire phyco unironicly and saying "im normal" like bruh we all using reddit here, none of us are fucking normal
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Nobody fucking cares. LGBT rights is a thing now, get the fuck over it
r/dankvideos users deciding to whether be racist or homophobic today
generic homophobic meme number whatever.
are you saying cis straight people are rare? sir they are the majority
Hello? Scientology anybody?
Yes
I’m fucking invincible
Define normal.
Is the joke that people who are gay aren't normal because that's 1, homophobic and 2, not funny in the slightest.
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Statistically it’s not rare actually
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Man that normal guy looks hot af but that would make me gay so no
I’m offended he’s normal
Normal ppl worry me
Bro you called?
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