My mom would middle name me for pulling all of them out.
Iām sorry Kristine, weāve been in the fucking coffee aisle for like 15 goddamn minutes smelling beans, Iām bored, the coupons come out automatically without being plugged in. Leave me alone.
Used to get the shit smacked out of me because of these fucking thing, dad always saw before i could empty them out
And the coffee bean dispenser
As well as snagging candy from the buy by the pound bins.
and some gas station candy nearby the /r/TruckStopBathroom.
Oftentimes when I eat lots of candy, I sometimes have a sudden need to go to the bathroom.
That ā¦. that wasnātā¦.. Never mind.
Hey some are flavored!
I would always take a couple out of these as well. My mom wouldn't get annoyed. Also half the time she'd be in another aisle so she didn't see.
why did our parents give a fuck? it was my only source of fun on those boring ass Jewel Osco trips and then I get my hand smacked
As a parent now the only thing I could think about is the poor dude working minimum wage that has to restock the coupon machines because some kid emptied it out and left them all over the store..
I didn't leave them all over the store, I stuck them in the plastic sleeve on top of the dispenser. Some were extra wide so I would put lots of them in there. Then people could still have the coupons.
Thatās what I used to do with them too! My mom used to get so mad at me for playing with them but I was just pre-dispensing the coupons for everyone, thatās all!
Sounds like you were raised right.
Min wage?
I was banking almost $25 an hour to clean up after you and your kids.
With the following benefits: Night differental (after 6pm pay went up 50 cents an hour) Sunday pay (time and a half). Triple pay on holidays. Double pay on overtime. And 4 weeks vacation. Medical and dental. Plus I got to eat things off camera for free.
Also we didn't fill the coupon machines. An outside vendor did that. Vendors did a lot. Pepsi for example comes in and stocks their own products. Etc
Lucky you! I was making mid $20/hr in the I.T industry a couple of years ago. Maybe I got into the wrong business. Never considered the super market a lucrative industry. You guys hiring?
I'm sure they are but the new contracts aren't as good for new hires now.
I've since quit to work for myself as a graphic artist, rapper, and animator. I make more now.
Grocery did good for me tho, put me thru college.
Got a link to your SoundCloud?
When I worked at a grocery store in the mid/late 90s I got $5.15/hour.
I find it very, very difficult to believe you were paid near 25 an hour for a regular shift as a stocker.
But the guy works for a rapper now! He's making even more!!! /S
That happened territory.
Not for. Is a rapper.
Brunos was well known for paying their employees well. Most of the time their stockers started at $10-$15 hr with a .60 <--cent night premium. That only kicked in if you clocked in after 11:15pm. There was fuckery if you clocked in before that. However, the entire Corporate army of Brunos decided to take a plane somewhere (same plane) and they all died. Took the company down with them. Sad story actually if you have time. $25 tho? That sounds a bit wack, but I simply don't know.
What grocery store chain did you work for? I was at Kroger in the late 90s and they didnāt pay that well for entry level.
sounds like a great alternative dimension, sign me up
Alternate
Yeah you are right, itās alternate dimension thanks (I wasnāt the one that downvoted you)
Yeah and who cares how much the guy working for the vendor is making!
In the ā90s? You made $25 bucks an hour? Bullshit.
easy money!
This dude shits in the urinal to "ensure the janitor's job security".
More shit to deal with.
Greetings fellow Chicagolander
Hi from Sentry Foods circa 2005, SE Wisconsin! š
Could have been because I just dropped them into a pile at me feet
Mine didn't. God damn it was such a joy taking these and carrying all of them around like money! I can hear it in my head right now, the mechanical sound they made to push another one out after you grabbed one.
I think my Mom's rule was just not to take more than one from the same dispenser. And not to litter them around the store.
yeah, you felt rich holding all of them!
Yup! I enjoyed them as a child as well.
The "don't litter" part is all I ever cared about with my kids.
Had that monopoly money š¤
I used to lay underneath the shopping cart on that little rack and grab these all the time, unbeknownst to my mom.
Looking up the other moms' skirts?
are you kidding me? did you want yours parents to be one of those pricks that let their kids run wild doing stupid shit and annoying other people? it's there to dispense coupons to people who want one.
yeah and I wanted one. and then another. and another. I wasn't running wild or annoying people I was just pulling pieces of paper that were dispensed to me
When I was a kid at the grocery store with my mom, I made it my straight up mission to collect ALL the coupons from those things.