The Ministry of Truth reminds all comrades that the political parties switched names at a date which changes depending on the circumstances.
In the future, remember that everything bad was the fault of Republicans and everything good was the result of Democrats.
Was going to say something similar, but your statement is doubleplus better, comrade!
Because of his comment, he now has enough Commie Points to choose anything from the bottom row of prizes: a hammer and sickle temporary tattoo, a Che Guevara bobble head, or a pocket size copy of Mao’s Little Red Book. Congratulations CPCippyCup!
Comrade, I humbly request one extra hour of electricity to charge my Tesla in lieu of a temporary tattoo of hero Che Guevara!
You have done well, Comrade, in purchasing an approved green form of transportation. You may have your extra ration of electricity. Unfortunately, that is also conspicuous consumption and stinks of free thought and capitalism. Please wait for the secret police to arrive to take you to the nearest reeducation camp.
I have surrendered my bank accounts to the Commissar and await transportation to the Ministry of Love so my fascism may be corrected!
No.. 10 years in labor camp for asking.
I prostrate myself for questioning the party!
Your sentence is reduced to 5 days of anti-racist diversity training.
Comrade, do not question the party. You are off to the gulag!
I deserve severe punishment for questioning the party!
It's okay. I have on good authority that gulags were amazing and everyone was paid a living wage
What charges those batteries?
The grace of Comrade Joe Biden.