People r xposing cringy TikTok’s are so satisfying to me
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This guy is spouting nonsense. My favorite color is pink but I hate all of you.

My favorite color is purple, while I like doing creative stuff don’t expect me to help you. Pink and blue are close seconds and again, not like me

My favorite color ir red so that means people who's favorite color are pink and purple suck me on a daily, also am allergic to cat's.

My favorite color is pitch black purple and I love the color black

He obviously knows nothing about color theory /s

It’s intentional ragebait and everyone is falling for it.

People say stupid shit over the internet all the time. Ragebait is supposed to make you angry, this is supposed to “teach” you some “psychology facts”.

This dude is my spirit animal.

The way he says "nonsense" is so satisfying and funny to me

absolute nonsense.

absolute nõnsense

Absolut vodka

So very british

Why do people even make these

Money and a small chance for fame

They assign a bunch of very stereotypical character traits that apply to a majority of people so no matter what it'll seem like it's correct so the viewer will think it's true/amazing. You may notice that almost all descriptions coming from these colours will apply to you.

Astrology isn’t enough for these people?

Astrology is pretty universally understood to be BS so people need to come up with new ways to package old BS to sell it to a new audience.

For some people it's astrology. For others it's Meyers-Briggs. Both are based on zero scientific evidence.

Funnily enough, it's mention in the FAA flight instructor book [2-1 under Instructor/Learner Relationship] (https://www.faa.gov/sites/faa.gov/files/regulations_policies/handbooks_manuals/aviation/aviation_instructors_handbook/04_aih_chapter_2.pdf) though it only talks about what it is and I think it's the only time it was mentioned in the book. It does mention that it's controversial.

Barnum statements babyyy

Because all these traits are relatable to a wide variety of people which means numpties will share the video with their friends and the professional tiktok chud gets more money

Neither know the true way that colours work.

RED MAKES FINGS GO FASTA

BLUE MAKES FINGS LUCKY

YELLOW MAKES FINGS MORE EXPLODEY

BLACK MEANS DEFF

WHITE MEANS DEADLY

PURPLE MAKES FINGS SNEAKIER

AND GREEN MEANS DAT YOU IS DA BEST!

DER DATZ WOT ALL DA COLOURS MEAN!!!!

So wit if wez put on all dis colars?

YOUD BE ZOGGIN UNSTOPPABLE!!!

Y YOOZ WHISPERIN’ YA GIT!?

RAINBOW ORKZ ARE INVINCIBLE

WHA BOUT ORANGE, BOSS?

RANGE MAKES FING BURNIER

OL ROIGHT, AM OFF TEH BURN SOME HUMIES, BACK IN A BIT YA GITZ

ZAT WHY I NEVA SEEN A PURPLE ORK BOSS

YOUZ ZOGGIN RIGHT!

What does pink mean?

SPEAK UP YA GIT

Little faster

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OI, SPEAK UP YE GIT I CANT ‘ERE YOU

nonsense

This kind of nonsense is nonsense.

The tiktok is aimed at children, and will encourage them to share this video with their little friends who have favorite colors. That's why it's so silly.

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Horoscope reskin

“Let’s see what nonsense is in store for today.” Great way to begin the day.

rub ash

I want to see more of his videos

All these X thing shows your personality are the same, they just say things people wanna hear, “oh you’re loyal”, “oh you’re a born leader”, just so whoever’s hearing them will think “Yeah that’s me” and maybe throw some ”negatives” to make it sound legit

I don't have a favorite color, what would that say about me in their logic?

You're boring, obviously

who is this guy (and no before you say the name is at the end I can't read from those two pixels that reddit offers so plz)

Drpaulpsychology

This is zodiac logic. Take a bunch of random positive traits and assign them a color. People will then make their own leaps of logic to justify it because they are under the impression that this is reputable

he looks exactly like Dr. Charles from Chicago MED

here

Pretty sure the dude is just tired of horoscopes and went to a different dumb site

Ahh fuck, my favorite color is red i guess i gotta go kill people ඞ

I watched this without sound for the first 15 seconds and was very confused why this man was so disappointed in someone making a little design flower thing

I didn’t even think of it like that lmao how dare they make this flower clay

What a legend.

The professor in psychology, I mean.

The wanker above sounds like someone who wishes they had a degree in psychology. But found it too difficult, so now makes ridiculous videos to spew nonsense as a coping mechanism.

I fucking love him

It's just recolored astrology!

Severus Snape

Nunces...

I need this man to follow my enemies around and say this stuff after every sentence they speak

Title is more cringe

Honestly lol had a stroke writing the damn thing

Honestly lol had a stroke weiting the damn thing

I love how he has a video of him playing with dough because kids on tik tok nowadays needs to have their minds stimulated constantly so they will keep attention, one frame of a boring thing and they'll click off immediately

Wait - He made a tik tok video to convince me not to believe tik tok videos? I’m very confused right now.

untrue

i love green

i cant even move my toe

im not hardworking

This is bullshit my favourite colour is FF7346 and im having a stroke

My fav color is red and I'm sub

What about those of us over the age of 10 who don’t have a favorite color?

wait we're supposed to stop having a favorite color? What, you turned 10 and suddenly went "actually nevermind fuck green now that i think of it"

You don’t have to stop having a favorite color, it’s just as you grow up and mature you develop a more nuanced opinion of the world. You’re now less defined by superlatives. What’s my favorite color? That depends. Are we talking about a t-shirt, or a sports car?

This. My fave color is green but I don't want a green house, that's kinda wierd.

It's still red or pink for me, you don't need to get so deep into it. Even as a fully grown and matured adult you can just have a favorite color in general.

Yes. I said as much in the comment you’re replying to…

Not really but alright

Listen man.... actually getting to understand people in a logical and individual level is too much work

And horoscopes have too much math

This just makes sense

I’m watching this without audio and I have no idea wtf is happening.

“You really think someone would do that, just go on the internet and tell lies?”

This is surprising relaxing to listen to

my favorite color is orange so i don’t have a personality

I for sure know that green is not a creative color

He literally just describing the colorwheel that makes you take a quiz and then lumps you in with a color and personality traits. I had to do it for my last job. Epic waste of time.

This is my favorite Matt Berry character.

Non sins

thisa is gonna create the new generation of "astrology girls"

Reminded me of https://youtu.be/UUN6nB_0tVE

Based

bro based red entirely off of the power rangers

If you’re favourite color is blue, you have dark hair and you are an Aquarius that means I fucked ur mother last night

idc but that thing at the top is mmmm

"Green means you're jealous."

"Source?"

"¯⁠\⁠⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠⁠/⁠¯"

u/Savevideobot

Is the jealousy thing for green based on the eye thing? Lol

As soon as he said Red as leader I knew he got his information from Power Rangers lmao

Tha way he said "rubbash" sends me, but fr though tik tok is rubbash

The trick is to just say shit that applies to everybody but sounds good for every color.

Oh wow, I do get jealous from time to time!?!?

The top guy wants to get laid so bad

mf forgot pink and black, guess i dont exist

This guy kind of sounds like the “It’s under the sauce,” guy.

Nonsns

Computer says nooo

rub-esh

Where the fuck are the sources? It's literally taught in school to always cite your sources

I just want to watch him say nonsense over what bullshit is happening all over Tiktok now.

I love the way he says nonsense lol

I’m pretty sure the cringe dude is mistaking science for the color of medieval shields because all those colors fit the description of personality

Hmm yes just say every colour stereotype ever.

My favorite color is fucking magenta what does this mean tiktokman

This guy needs to read me an audio book