How the fuck did you go to Japan in the first place
I cross posted this into r/Ohio and got banned
How the fuck did you go to Japan in the first place
Swam duh
🧐
Jesus walked (from Japan) so I could swim.
Haven't you ever read the Mormon classic, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Steel Ball Run?
He rode there on Enola Gay.
It was just called Enola before he got on
He basically Jesus his way to Japan
By going there
with a plane
he watched too much anime
Life may be temporary, but Ohio is eternal.
DON'T SAY ITS NAME
it is name
O... hi, O!
Everything is becoming Ohio, even Skyrim dragons.
Wait, japan is real? I thought it was just in animes 🤯
Can't believe they made the whole country from Godzilla King of Monsters
Shin goji best godz film
But big monkey
It’s the stage set. They built a whole island for the movie
You can get yourself out of Ohio but you can't get Ohio out of you.
Imagine being an old Carribean man tired of all the years of piracy, going to retire in a landlocked, mountainous country so you aren't reminded of your past life, and they greet you with "ahoj".
They can smell it on you. Ohio.
I cross posted this into r/Ohio and got banned
ohio go zai moss
Mossy sussy
I am pretty sure Japan is way worse than Ohio. Ohio is a shit place but at least you don't get deported or being sent to jail because you are a foreign. The conviction rate is 99% if you are a foreign in Japan
I think I'd still rather live in a Japanese prison than Ohio
Ohio is a prison.
Fax
I mean the conviction rate is 99.8% whether you're a foreigner or not.
Drug offenses in Japan can ruin your life like the mfs are SERIOUS about weed
Yeah, there are lots of news of foreigners being abused and treated like slaves there, especially Vietnamese
Imagine being an African in Japan
Imagine being African anywhere in Asia
Imagine being Asian anywhere in Asia..
Imagine being anyone anywhere in the world..
Imagine
Come with me, and you'll see
people worthy of defenestration!
A place called candy island!
Thunder. Feel the thunder.
There’s an African American guy on tiktok that posts videos of his time there as an ESL teacher. It’s wild
Common misconception, what you're describing is the average Japanese's work life balance.
Still better than Ohio
Holy shit ! I though Vietnamese would be treated less shit there. Those Japanese cause like 2 million Vietnamese death because of starvation during the war. They are mad because we kick their ass even though it was their fault for killing a fuck ton of Vietnamese. Somehow they are still salty about it. This make me lose my interested in studying Japanese.
I have never heard about this until I look it up, the Vietnamese news are just great source of information and provide so many useful information. Oh my god ! The Vietnamese and the Japanese are good friend and every Vietnamese should go there to study and work( Please don't shit on my country or our government , I don't want to get arrested)
Edit: redditors try not to miss the point (impossible). I am trying to make fun of Vietnamese news they sugarcoated a lot of shit.. Like the Vietnamese people working in Japan. They keep saying how great it is and how friendly the Japanese are. But never address actual problem in Japan.
The second paragraph is me making a satire joke about Vietnam government . As a Vietnamese you are not allows to talk trash about the government kinda like china. But less oppressed
I’m guessing English isn’t your first language cause like what are you genuinely trying to say
I think he's trying to make some satire about vietnamese people. Saying they're good but meaning they're actually bad. But he's japanese and his english is trash. I only came to this conclusion looking through his comments.
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskRedditAfterDark/comments/x4iy0v/why_men_on_reddit_cant_tell_what_satire_is_when/
https://www.reddit.com/r/196/comments/x58gr3/based_manga_rule/in15h82/?context=3
Am I right, /u/somethingverylazy ?
So wait he’s racist?
Nah, vietnamese here, He's most likely Vietnamese actually.
Did you saw my gore porn ?
I know phoenix wright, im going to be fine
My dad was stationed in Japan in 1999 and he got denied access to several public places for being Forgien 💀
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Andrew involuntary celibate 😎😎😎
He's the hero of Canton, the man they call Jayne
It could be worse, you could be in Europe taking holiday in Toledo but your GPS takes you to the one in Ohio.
Then you have a great idea to post a vlog about the suicide forest in Japan.
It's all Ohio, and always has been.
Especially for us Michiganders
good meme
This is hilarious considering Logan Paul is from Ohio
I’m in Japan so why am I greeted with ‘Ohio’?
I think it must be a reference to a video game or something. Even in Ohio, nobody greets anyone with 'Ohio', do they?
おはよう (read: Ohio) means good morning in Japan
Maybe they say ‘Japan’ when you go to Ohio. Maybe it’s part of a joke we don’t get
Emm actually there is no way you could be in Japan unless under select guided tours as the boarders are closed to tourists.🤓
The frick is wrong with the word Ohio??
Everything
Grass copypasta
Holy shit that’s way worse
Bruh moment
Obligatory O-H
I o
can someone explain (im severely retarded)
It means good morning in Japanese
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Tweek and Craig. Don’t look it up.