Comments (1097)

Sam has the body of an oak tree that keeps getting hit by drunk drivers in dodge rams

I thought all you guys were just memeing, but no. The man is 6'5 and 260lbs lol.

He cut about 60 pounds to make weight. He normally clocks in about 320.

My god, the absolute Adonis.

wait, wtf, sam hyde is 6 fucking 5 ?!?!?!!

Yeah. The dude is huge. I think he made it an inside-joke in where he shot some of his older skits and material to purposefully make himself look shorter than he actually was in real life.

I think Idubbz is like 6’1 or 6’2 so you can get a comparison by looking at a picture of them together.

I would pay good money to see him beat up idubbz.

I see 6’5 but his wiki says 6’3??

Years of abomination-maxxing have been paying off

zippywatermaxxing

Drunk drivers aren't bad. It's the drunk crashers that give them a bad wrap.

Unironically. I’ve driven drunk on many occasions and have never (fingers crossed) had an accident, thank god. I also treat it as if I’m flying a plane, i.e. multiple pre-flight checks, copilot, etc. whereas I think other drunk drivers are way too relaxed about the affair.

Change your flair, you fucking degenerate. Get off my roads.

No šŸ˜Ž

It was the first accident for the drunk who hit and killed my grandfather in his front yard.

Fuck you, ya selfish cunt.

That’s very sad, but I wasn’t that drunk driver, so I’ll see your ā€œfuck youā€ and raise you a ā€œno, but thanks anywaysā€

You will be. Either that or you’ll end up in my ICU with cirrhosis so bad you’re more yellow than a banana. Alcoholism takes no prisoners. Get help. Or at the very least make sure you’re the only one your addiction takes.

[removed]

If I were you I'd flair the fuck up rather quickly, the mob will be here in no time.

Unflaired detected. Opinion rejected.


^(User hasn't flaired up yet... šŸ˜”) 11030 / 57910 ^^|| [[Guide]]

You're actually fucking disgusting, dude is just memeing on an internet forum and you want someone to violate his privacy and attack his income. You're scum.

Yes I'm scum for saying that the guy who works for a car-based delivery service, who is repeatedly defending his drunk driving, should have his employer informed. You really think he's "memeing" lol? You must not know many alcoholics in denial of their problem

Moron

You make me angry every time I don't see your flair >:(


^(User hasn't flaired up yet... šŸ˜”) 11076 / 58171 ^^|| [[Guide]]

I’d love to listen in on you explaining your ā€œpre flight checklistā€ to the family of your first victim

Are you saying there is absolutely, positively no way to safely operate a vehicle after having a few drinks?

At most a neighborhood at low speeds. Highways and main roads are definitely a no go.

It also depends on the time of day/night. The only time I’ve ever driven legally intoxicated (that’s what I mean when I say driving drunk, driving legally intoxicated which for me is 4 ounces of alcohol) is to go to the pharmacy or go get like Taco Bell at 1 am. I’ve never driven actually drunk, like so goddamn hammered you can’t walk straight, because it’s almost definitely impossible to do safely.

I think that’s what all of this should boil down to; can you drive safely. Some people can drive safely while technically at or over the legal limit, and some people cant, just like some people can drive safely while sober, and some people can’t.

The argument here is if you are intoxicated your perception of how good you can drive may or is likely to be off, therefore there's no actual way to know if you are sober enough to drive or not. Although there's certainly a difference between drunk and buzzed.

That is true, and it’s something I’ve worried about in the past instances of driving after drinking, but I can give some anecdotal evidence here; the last time I drove after drinking (I had 2 martinis at a bar with a woman I was seeing at the time; martinis typically contain 3 ounces of gin), I was pulled over, but not for driving in an unsafe way, but because my taillight was out. He stopped me, asked for my license and where I was coming from (I lied and said I’d just gotten off from work and had stopped to get some food, which I did have in the seat next to me), and after going back to his car to run my DL, he gave it back to me and let me loose. I was so astonished, because this is the one and only time I’ve ever had a positive interaction with the police, that I poked my head out of my window and said ā€œwait…am I free to go?ā€ lmao

Now that’s just the one and only time I’ve ever been stopped by the police while technically intoxicated, but I’d never drive after more than that amount of alcohol, because…drumroll…I wouldn’t be able to do so safely.

I don’t see what bothers people so much about that, most of whom I see self-identifying here as on the libertarian half of the compass.

Pretty much yeah. Your judgment is severely impaired and your motor skills follow suit.

Nope, because it depends 1. how far over the legal limit you are, and 2. road conditions (time of day, weather, what road)

You know how I know this to be true? Because I’ve done it multiple times.

Yes you’ve made it quite clear you’re a dumbass who likes to actively endanger people. Also judgment starts to be impaired after one drink even below the legal limit

If it’s impossible to drive safely after a few drinks then how have I been able to do it?

You haven’t driven safely you just have been lucky enough to not hit anyone yet

What’s the difference? If someone drives the speed limit, stays in their lane, stops at all the red lights, uses their turn signal, and doesn’t cause any accidents, are they not driving safely?

Its a hot button issue for alot of people, you're not gunna convince them. I was the designated drunk driver in my friend group for years. Never even a close call, its definitely possible to do responsibly. Responsible the key word, I wanna leave in like 2 hrs, I'm switching to water till then. "Oh you guys want to leave right now? I'm too drunk atm we need to wait a few more hours" or "im too far gone, we're sleeping here tonight"

And everyone's ignoring the thousands of terrible drivers that are way more dangerous sober than I was drunk. Hell we had one friend that would DD all the time and people would always pick my car over hers every time the option came up, she's had multiple accidents by now and I have not one.

Then add on top of that that previous generations baby boomers and older, all drove drunk all the fucking time. And it wasn't 500 accidents a night every weekend for them.

That being said I don't do it anymore, having a license is vital to my job and the laws here are downright draconian. And you are taking a gamble thats not always worth it. And you will always be considered at fault if an accident does occur. Even if the other driver caused the whole thing.

Based and coors light pilled

And the spirit to go with it

I don't know either of them, but I'd actually pay to watch a commie and a nazi beat the shit out of each other

They can fight it out in Poland

The time honored condition of Nazis and Commies fighting to the death in Poland.

Where would you find a Commie in Poland?

The last Commies in Poland died in 1905 Polish revolt

You would import the commies. Maybe make some sort of deal where the fascists enter one side of Poland, and the communist the other. A sort of pact if you will. Give em a couple of years to get ready, then they can fight in the middle.

And to celebrate give them a molotov with a ribbon on it

You’d have to put the ribbon the top. A molotov ribbon-top pact, if you would.

Then a few years later have fascists invade at lightning spee.

[deleted]

Poland belongs to the Poles! Bóg honor ojczyzna!

21th Polish citizen: "Poland belongs to the poles!"

1500th Polish aristocrats: "We literally invited the Russians, Germans, Swedish, and even Ottomans to overthrow our monarchy who try to raise our taxes."

It's amazing what 300 years of not having a country will do to your opinion

What are you talking about? Poland disappeared from the maps for ONLY 123 years

Fine, 123 years plus occupation by foreign powers then

ā€œā€¦and that was the Second Time we didn’t have a country. But don’t worry, it happens again!ā€

That's the spirit, Poland should put up some resistance so both sides have time to get warmed up.

Looks at ~4 million Ukrainians...

It's funny how much this stereotype has been pushed just because Poland doesn't accept refugees from the middle east.

Care to repeat that for thousands of families taking refugees from Ukraine?

Your in luck. Between in the middle between Poland and Russia is a place called Ukraine where allegedly the fight has already begun. Allegedly. ;)

Then you sacrifice the winners, like the Aztecs

I think he's referring to the fact that they have fought there a lot in the past. I can't imagine either group would find any love in Poland today.

The graveyards I hope

Based

u/RadialSurgeon is officially based! Their Based Count is now 1.

Rank: House of Cards

Pills: None. | View profile.

This user does not have a compass on record. You can add your compass to your profile by replying with /mycompass politicalcompass.org url or sapplyvalues.github.io url.

I am a bot. Reply /info for more info.

Based and Polish Remover pilled

They buried one in a cemetery for heroes a while ago, sadly.

It’s a typo he probably meant to type Portland

God do I not miss that mess of a city. I spent 11 freaking years there. Nothing I tried to do made it any better. It deserves the west hills liquifying and making a mini tsunami in the Willamette.

Then what happened 1944-1990 in Poland?

Not real communism obviously

They called it Real Socialism I shit you not.

If you want to argue that way, then there are no and never have been any commies, except for some weird cults and some tribes

That's essentially what commies try and argue

But they can't. Because they are no commies then. Either, the Soviet Union was no communism and there never had been any and nobody is. Or it was Communism and failed (like every other shot at communism ever) and they have to accept that.

Based... left?

u/LinFy01's Based Count has increased by 1. Their Based Count is now 5.

Congratulations, u/LinFy01! You have ranked up to Sapling! You are not particularly strong but you are at least likely to handle a steady breeze.

Pills: 3 | View pills.

This user does not have a compass on record. You can add your compass to your profile by replying with /mycompass politicalcompass.org url or sapplyvalues.github.io url.

I am a bot. Reply /info for more info.

I'd say too based for Left... very sus

Fallen civilizations has a documentary on YouTube on the Inca which from that I have gathered they were the only successful communist country/empire ever. Until the Spanish killed them all.

The documentary is 1:35:25 long

poland didn't exist in that timeframe.

Yes, but there was Polish revolt

It did. It just was a proxy state.

Occupational

Not true the Warsaw uprisings had a lot of Communist involved, many of those survivors were then executed by the USSR when they took over.

In 1945 there were plenty of Commies in Poland, one could even argue they were welcomed... on a rather brief timeframe.

Co? Czerwoni mają się tu dobrze do dzisiaj...

In the justice system, Soviet remains...

Well there was that business with the iron curtain

They need to invade and turn it into a puppet state like the last imports

[removed]

Even a commie is more based than one with no flair


^(User hasn't flaired up yet... šŸ˜”) 11028 / 57905 ^^|| [[Guide]]

Don’t speak too soon you never know what’s gonna happen in that part of the world now šŸ˜‚

Dude, Poland was communist not even 35 years ago.

Deport californians to Poland.

Aw shit I've become leshenko but worse.

Please, I don't want Hasan in my country

There is a risk of making a secret pact and each taking a half

The Big Pow in Krakow

I think the Poles have suffered enough in the battle between Nazis and Communists. Last time they lost 30% of their population in 5 1/2 years.

Wow, I only realized you’re joking after reading the comments below. Actually, in Poland we have exactly that, MMA freak fights between some fringe activists/YouTubers from the far right and far left.

Mega zbazowany

The guy on the right has been responsible for all mass shootings in the past 5 years and is also the ghost of Kyiv while working double agent as the Russian soldier who smokes around ammunition depots.

He can't keep getting away with it!

Are you crazy? That’s not the ghost of Kiev.

It is Samitori Hydeoiki, Japanese ultranationalist with possible ties to the Yakuza.

His glorious nippon steel has taken a thousand heads. And yet he keeps getting away with it. šŸ˜ž

I thought it was Samhi Al Hyade, known ISIS executioner

It's very clearly a daguerreotype of austere Islamic scholar Samir al-Hayidi.

He can't keep getting away with it...

Don’t forget the assassination of Shinzo Abe

What a career, went from school shooter to war hero to double agent. He needs a medal, just not sure which country gives it to him šŸ˜‚

how did you forget mythical creature of Irish folklore that Irish housewives use to get their children to behave?

[deleted]

If the payout is good enough I'm more than happy to play IRL airsoft lol.

Can I hunger games style drop in a care package of methamphetamine?

some pervitin Schokolade

No.

The warzone will come pre-equipped with plenty of crank. That's a resource y'all can fight over too.

if the nazi's win then tel-aviv is gone

I'd rather see it done in California, place is already hell on earth, plus you'd get so many more map types. Urban, forest, farms, mountains, lakes, suburbs, rural housing, ocean, desert...

I’d pay to watch this

I know you don’t know them, but just for anyone else in this thread who might not realize, Hyde isn’t a Nazi.

In the regular sense or in the Emily sense?

So we talking like politically right of bernie sanders kind of "nazi" or actual skin head Hitler loving nazi?

neither, he just got branded as one by hasan. probably because of the memes

You don't have to pay, there's already thousands of hours of footage online

You’d pay to see 14 year olds fight each other? That’s sick dude.

It's totally tubular

All those knife fights 14 year olds apparently have? I shouldn't even need to pay for them, I should see them on the street.

Gnarly bro! šŸ˜ŽšŸ¤™

they did fight it out. and millions of people died.

Most commies these days are kinda spindly, not the burly labourers of the past. Wouldn't be much of a match.

And Nazis these days are basement dwellers

Based and Commies and Nazis were better in the good ol days pilled

Let’s say we’re betting, you really taking the action on Antifa over Patriot Front?

Patriot Front

Lmfao

Falling for fedjacketing 😁

Apply your own discretion and don’t listen to terminally onlines who’re just looking to feel better about never organising, or for that matter Q boomers who are suspicious purely because the members aren’t fat slobs lol.

They’re not sending their best folks!

Antifa comes with street medics, PF gets arrested in the back of a Uhaul.

Right wing comes with combat medics, aka Rittenhouse.

street medics

Completely untrained lardos that brought some water bottles and will crowd around you screaming as you find out.

Medics aren’t like healers in a video game lol they don’t buff your strength if you’re a twig

Way to dismantle the hypothetical by having one side not even arrive šŸ˜‚

What’s the point here though? That because the police arrest them they somehow aren’t much better trained, disciplined and fit? If the system response is arresting them before they do anything it’s the exact opposite.

Clearly you've never been in a street fight, medics absolutely give you game like buffs once they pass level 5.

Get off those fake videogames without level ups and go touch grass to become a druid.

It was intended as a joke, with some elements of truth backing it.

Legitimate Antifa and other Leftist direct action types generally make a fair amount of plans, and have individuals nearby ready to offer aid and shelter. They've been at it for decades. It's also important not to conflate them with whatever hell-raisers appear at protests and do nothing more significant than toss a brick through a window.

Patriot Front and other right wing DA organizations have a pretty large issue with infiltration by police and federal agents, as well as informers. Simply put, it's because the bar to join them is lower. They certainly do vetting, but successfully infiltrating an Antifa-type organization generally requires a lot of knowledge regarding various Leftist philosophies. It's far more common to find an Antifascist who has infiltrated a militia than the opposite.

You know, I got off topic with the organisational point, but since you brought up an interesting notion in response..

I agree the bar is lower for XRW as the ideology is simpler, and consequently it’s members are less intellectual than XLW, however I’d argue that’s why, to my original point, they’d fare better in hypothetical direct street combat (again, not withstanding randoms with bricks) - more time pursuing physical activities over intellectual ones.

Edit: Also I love that we can shoot the shit about this without namecalling etc, long live PCM

There's an old phrase attributed to the Roman poet Juvenal: "Mens sana in corpore sano". One should not just seek to cultivate fitness, but also a determined mind. Right wing and a lot of left wing orgs kind of discount this, and tend to fall to infighting. But I've seen actual Antifascists take it to heart, and it's part of the reason that the really tenacious Left groups hold out for so long.

Fuck you!

/s just cuz the edit

Boy are you in for a surprise

70% of modern Nazis are basement dwellers, 30% are gymbros.

take 20% of that 70% and make them working class citizens with a lot of "societal" fatigue

With commies, there are less vile creature basement dwellers, but also less gymbro/athletic people so it evens out

One things for certain though: a fight would be entertaining

Nazis are either the greasiest neckbeards ever or the most jacked gymbro chads ever, commies are mostly just normies and some soyboys, but no super greasy neckbeards

what is vaush

Ok i was wrong they do have some pretty greasy neckbeards

you forgot /s at the end

Yea cause vaush is clearly a jacked gym bro gigachad, how could I forget.

its ok bro sometimes his gigachad testosterone will discombobulate your brain

These days commies drink soy and don’t believe in weights.

Nazis were/are really into fitness and perfecting one’s own body, commies are lazy, fat (or malnourished in communist countries) and have never lifted a dumbbell off the floor. Bet the house on the nazi

Ok, new plan: a fight every month, adding one new commie to the ring each time, let's see how many they can take.

PCM jerma rumble

Historically accurate

So kinda like the Hunger Games, but one I'd actually watch...

Lol id watch that all day

Only 24 hours? It’s way more interesting than that!

I think you just accidentally recreated Battle of Moscow

Honor is dead.

Have you seen the pictures of this nazi youth training regimens? Those little extremists could go toe to toe with a death row inmate

No. And i dont want to search cause the list, hut can you explain?

Kids who joined the hitler youth would receive special fitness education and paramilitary training. It was, like the party, pretty extreme. And that was just the children. Adults were held to high standards too. There’s a reason why the third reich got so many medals at the Olympics.

What was the training regimen?

They did basic military stuff. Marching, shooting and grenade throwing. But they also gave children a choice in what athletics division of the NSRL, which was the athletics department of the government. They would basically pick a sport, and depending on their region, would be sorted into a team. This was meant to build a competitive atmosphere. Training varied depending on the coach. But because of the propaganda and ā€œdying for your countryā€ message, their coaches and themselves usually pushed them very hard under the impression that they would be making their country proud.

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

50 push-ups and 5 hard boiled eggs per hour for 6 weeks

100 sit-ups.

100 push-ups.

100 squats.

And a 10-kilometer run.

longsword fencing

you mean Germany ?

Imagine the boy scouts but in addition to all the outdoors type stuff you were doing basic training for military stuff. Weapons training, drills, maneuvering, tactics, etc. Remember these are like 10 or 12 year old kids. The ones who showed promise were made into "officers" that command their little platoon of kids and were groomed to be leaders when they got older.

So by the time the actual conflict kicked off Germany had some very very capable grunts and officer core.

Sounds based... apart from the actual nazi stuff and racism

lol you arent even on the leaderboard? What a pussy lmao

The only actual war between actual Nazis and actual Communists ended with a suicide and Germany broken in half.

Mostly cause the commies had American supplies and had Britain and America distracting half of the nazi force

Are you betting on Americans to side with Nazis this time around? Thats just how it works, if you start genociding people on account of your superiority you better be ready for the world to line up to beat you down to your level. It doesn't change the fact that it was Communist boots that Hitler was hearing outside when he pissed and shot himself. I mean fuck commies, but communists have actually won a war or two.

I’m just saying I’m not sure who’d win if it was a straight fight between nazi Germany and Soviet Russia since the soviets had key advantages that the Americans and Brits, non commie countries, gave them that helped them win the war. Also you know damn well that WW2 was not fought because of the Holocaust, it was fought because the Germans started invading places such as Poland. And even then the US didn’t fully join until Japan poked the bear

In a 1v1 grudge match between USSR and Nazi Germany? I hate to put my money on either one of those train wrecks but my money would be on Germany.

But that's what I'm saying, Nazis are idiots and fight like idiots, they would invade, overextend, break treaties, fight on multiple fronts, get distracted over pointless shit and wonder weapons and eventually get overwhelmed. No one wanted to equip Soviet Russia in WW2 the Nazi's actions created that support. If you fight as a Nazi you don't get a fair fight, it would be the same thing in a modern conflict.

Have you ever actually seen a group of white supremacists? Maybe in europe they're really into fitness, but in the states... lmao.

We don't talk bad about about Nazis on this sub cause we're itching for a ban by "ironically" praising Nazis.

commies are lazy, fat (or malnourished in communist countries) and have never lifted a dumbbell off the floor.

It depends, if we're talking about Western commies or the regular starved citizen then sure but if we're talking about their soldiers or agents then those red nutjobs go hard.

Someone's watched The Americans

Nazis were/are really into fitness and perfecting one’s own body

this is a cope, nowadays an average nazi is a basement dwelling goblin

Then why did the only war Nazis and commies fought end in a commie win?

Nazis were/are really into fitness

Then why is it everytime I see a picture of Nazis they are obese guys with grey skin, dudes seriously look like they live off a diet of mountain due and gas station hot dogs. Most of them seem to be trying to get scurvy or something.

This is what modern Nazis look like more often than not

lucky for you this already happened in history and the communists won

fuck nazis, that's disgusting you guys even likened the two of them. sus.

Omg, you think commies and nazis are morally equivalent?

I do, and I'm tired of pretending they're not.

A classless society is for sure as bad as a violently enforced ethnostate. Banger centrist take right there.

The Kulaks would agree with you if they had survived communism

I'm not a commie, to be clear. I think it's almost unambiguously vulnerable to bad actors using the necessary revolution to seize power for themselves instead. I'm not trying to defend/justify past failed communist regimes.

However, the stated goal of one ideology requires genocide; the other doesn't.

Are you confusing outcomes with intentions? Or am I? Because that's what alot of these comparisons seem to be from my perspective.

Tbh I don't think either ideology's think tanks or major players came out and said "we need to wipe these people out". And to be fair, I don't recall Turkey ever saying that they need to wipe the Armenians out, or China saying that about the Uyghurs, but it's something that happens regardless of stated intentions. So IMO when an ideology continuously causes suffering and humanitarian crises, it's insane to pretend that it's capable of anything otherwise.

The commies only won because 1940’s Epitome of Capitalism-America supplied their slave army with everything.

I mean commies only won because the capitalist supplied them.

Do you think USSR would have won without the US steel?

They would just much slower and bloodier and expect the entirety of mainland Europe to be in their control after that

Tankie fantasies make the most insane of right-wing grifters sound downright sane.

Our hardline ideological belief is soooooo much better than the other hardline ideological belief, now help me shoot these kulaks in this hole

Bro the commies actually teamed up WITH the nazis, and only fought back because they were betrayed by the Nazis. No sympathy.

FYI the only reason the Nazis betrayed the commies is because the based Royal Navy strangled their critical raw good supply.

Commies are like Nazis, they were literally on the same team when they spit roasted Poland.

"first they came for the communists"

The actual quote is ā€œfirst they came for the socialistsā€ but nice try.

Imagine comparing domestic German socialists persecuted by their own government to a tyrannical communist dictatorship that supplied Nazis with all their raw goods and helped them illegally invade Poland (a nation they then brutally oppressed for decades following)

The Eastern Front was a giant proxy war for the democratic world, a war between two rabid dogs. Every casualty was a win win. Cope.

the communists won

> Looks around the modern world

Sorry buddy, I got some news for ya.

...and besides, even back then, did they really win when their victory came purely from Lend Lease, which was powered by the mega-capitalist industrial war machine of the good ol' U.S. of A? They literally would have been genocided (well, that happened anyways, probably would have resulted in less soviet lives lost honestly) and speaking German if it wasn't for pure raw fucking capitalism baybee. Communism is such trash that even with the most rich and powerful industrial war machine powering them, fueled by one of the most intense and wealthiest displays of capitalist riches ever seen in history, it still ended up in failure and self-genocide.

And no, the only disgusting thing I'm seeing here is having the fucking audacity to act like commies shouldn't be likened to nazis. Like for some reason your version of mass murder is okay just because "the book that inspired it meant well guys, it wasn't based in racism so it's based genocide, not bad genocide"

Get fucked tankie.

you clearly haven't seen the average siberian farmer that can solo a fucking bear.

Nazis were into hardcore drugs too. Plus neo nazis are into steroids and shit like that so maybe they have a perfectionist body faƧade but it will crumble with the slightest of touches

Lmao what do you think steroids do? They definitely don’t make your body ā€œcrumble with the slightest of touchesā€.

Synthol injections will

How do we know the Siberian farmer is a commie, and yes they did pump themselves with drugs but they were performance enhancing drugs, making them PERFORM better

You make me angry every time I don't see your flair >:(


^(User hasn't flaired up yet... šŸ˜”) 11025 / 57871 ^^|| [[Guide]]

What about the USSR interpretation of Dr. Livesey?

This is ridiculously funny to me because of how incredibly strict physical discipline was an ordinary part of life in ā€œcommieā€ countries. I mean take a look at how physical sport and military service was mandatory in the USSR. Look at the tone of propaganda or even the average health of a citizen, they fared superior.

Also don’t forget, Nazis have ate shit anywhere they go. If that doesn’t tell you anything about antifascists then I don’t know what will.

Neo Nazis are a bit more prepared for a fight than your average cum addicted college communists so it would not be a fair fight.

Dude on the left is Hasan Piker I think. Used to be with the media company The Young Turks and was pretty much the only reason I watched them. After a couple of years I was like "huh, haven't seen a story by Hasan in a bit" and googled it to find out he left years prior and largely streams/ is an Internet personality. I think needless to say, very left

The other is Sam Hyde, right. I knew he was gearing up to fight somebody.

Also, Hasan is built like a refrigerator. 6’4ā€ and don’t know weight, but works out. He has some of the widest shoulders I’ve ever seen. He’s a socialist and is pretty great. People say he’s a Hippocrate because he has an expensive home and car, but he’s just living his best life. I would consider him somewhat of an influencer and you need to walk the walk.

All the girls want him and he brings them home to watch clips of Joe Rogan and it’s hilarious. He’s kind of a nerd in a chad body.

And you seem like an unflaired in a human's body.

Flair up for more respect :D


^(User hasn't flaired up yet... šŸ˜”) 11027 / 57895 ^^|| [[Guide]]

No matter who wins the bocx match society wins

Unfortunately it wouldn't be a very long fight because the commie is literally guaranteed to go down in 2 or fewer punches.

The guy on the left is left wing commentator Hasan Piker. Fairly popular on twitch, related to Cenk Ugyur of the Young Turks, all around a hardcore lefty. The guy on the right I think is supposed to be Sam Hyde who recently called out Hasan after a boxing victory. Sam Hyde is a known hardcore shitposter who’s gotten into shit with IDubbz and various other YouTubers. He had an adult swim show canceled. All around everything Hasan Piker considers a Nazi.

Admittedly I don’t know a lot about either men as I don’t watch either of them but I hope I have a baseline general knowledge of both.

Watch this. It's a jiu jitsu fight between a Brazilian rightwinger-excop-expolitician and a random communist who challenged him: https://youtu.be/VMUOMUkMFxs

Thank you. I don't know which was better, how fast the big guy got winded or the dumpster sound quality Lincoln Park song

Whoever wins avoids the gulag.

ā€œCommieā€

He isnt

Please make sure to have your flair up!


^(User hasn't flaired up yet... šŸ˜”) 11028 / 57903 ^^|| [[Guide]]

You may enjoy this.

Pretty much Stalingrad

You should read a certain issue of The Boys comic book.

Maybe the CTE would reverse Hasan's mental retardation

operation barbarossa

Get a time machine and go to Stalingrad

[deleted]

You wouldn't be safe without a flair.


^(User hasn't flaired up yet... šŸ˜”) 11027 / 57890 ^^|| [[Guide]]

Use the guide in the reply to your comment from flair bot, using sapply values is preffered, but you can just pick whatever you want to larp as.

Pretty wild story though

No clue who this Sam Hyde guy is, but that clip was fucking hilarious.

because reddit fucking sucks and scrubbed million bux extreme from the website. sam hyde is great, just watch a clip from his show

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvbb5NqQ_C0

hes basically been cancelled multiple times for being 'alt right'. its hard to even find a lot of his content online because of censoring

MDE will never die

!vroom vroom!<

Who is this guy? First I’ve heard his name.

my favorite from him, honestly.

https://youtu.be/BD5anPSzS-0?t=223

"Look at this Nazi, he is really great!"

To be fair, I would be terrified of sam Hyde approaching me

they actually got his height at 6 foot 5 in the boxing match. and the way he looks now, you wouldnt want to meet him in a dark schoolground i tell you what

You don't want to put him in a self defense situation thats for sure

Go down the rabbit hole, there are some hilarious videos. My favourites are them in public settings:

https://youtu.be/hcMRncsfViE

I disagree with Sam on a few things, but I don't think I've ever rooted harder for someone to succeed. I get an Andrew Dice Clay vibe off of him. Like it's an obviously foul ass exaggeration of a person, but on some dark fucked up level the lines between laughing at him and laughing with him get blurred and afterwords you're left feeling post ejaculate shame. That is what Sam Hyde is to me.

fuck bro, you’re right. it’s hard to explain why sam hyde is funny without going on a meta spiel, but you nailed it on the head gg

honestly i dont even know who sam hyde is. all i know is that he's done every mass shooting in the last 5 years, and that he's apparently a nazi

seems you’ve only been paying attention for 5 years. Wake Up!

ive only gotten to 2017. please dont spoil the rest of the Samchives

Sam Hyde was the Ghost of Kiev as well.

Based Ukraine flair

u/weaslecookie7's Based Count has increased by 1. Their Based Count is now 5.

Congratulations, u/weaslecookie7! You have ranked up to Sapling! You are not particularly strong but you are at least likely to handle a steady breeze.

Pills: 2 | View pills.

This user does not have a compass on record. You can add your compass to your profile by replying with /mycompass politicalcompass.org url or sapplyvalues.github.io url.

I am a bot. Reply /info for more info.

X-Files episode but they’re trying to figure out why everyone continues to memory hole this serial mass shooter

that's just real life

hahahaha facts

I would recommend you watch his adult swim show Million dollar Extreme/World Peace. My favourites are the "Peanut Arbuckle sketch", "Roger Cheeto", and of course "Jews Rock!".

Sam is if you took Tim and Eric or Eric Andre, had them commit to a character like Sasha Baron Cohen, then hit them with supra-physiological amounts of steroids.

ah i see. so he's funny.

That news clip showing him as the shooter will never not make me laugh.

And he's thr ghost of Kiev

I think he was also flying over Ukraine and shooting down Russian fighter jets as well.

Are you talking about famous wartime filmmaker Sam Hyde, who filmed the trash women of Mogadishu?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9cflCyyEA2I

Get a fricking flair dumbass.


^(User hasn't flaired up yet... šŸ˜”) 11322 / 59588 ^^|| [[Guide]]

Also, it’s Hasan Piker he’s fighting

Dude is the walking definition of a spoiled brat

champagne socialist

I never get that insult, are you saying rich people can’t be socialists or that because we’re socialists we have to give away all our money

If you don’t get it, then you are a champagne socialist yourself. Hussan Piker tells other Twitch streamers (who make millions of dollars sitting in their rooms watching other people’s content and giving brief commentary) that they aren’t lazy and that their work is demanding. He also spends $3.8m on a new house in LA away from all the decay and squaller. He thinks that if the day were to occur when Communism or Socialism were to take over in the US, he would be an ally and not immediately ransacked for everything he owns and sent to the gulags.

Socialist when no house

Y'all are so stupid lol

No one will take a socialist seriously if they don’t take tangible steps to help people’s material needs, because socialism is supposed to be rooted in a love of the common man

If you live lavishly with expensive luxuries, while insisting that the rich need to be brought low and the workers raised up, you don’t actually believe what you’re saying

Well first of all, Hasan gives a ton of money away and raises a fuck ton for charity.

Second, socialism is not charity, it's a economic system.

The amout of complete idiots talking about socialism when they have zero idea what it is is so beyond me

I’m a newer fan of Sam and I’ve been trying to figure out why I am so drawn to his antics, you just wrote it out perfectly.

The book of ways to fuck with iDubzzz did it for me.

Like a 60 page iDubzzz gaslight idea journal. Gold

I disagree with Sam on a few things

Like? Most of the stuff he says are either jokes or outrage baiting. I have watched his stuff ever since the famous TED talk about state enforced homosexuality and I don't think I can name one thing he is actually serious about that I could unironically point at and say agree/disagree.

Even if he isn't taking things seriously, doesn't mean people can't disagree with him. The dude is intense, it doesn't surprise me that some people don't get it.

The performance he gave at Rutgers I would say was pretty truthful. case in point

Yup. He's done advice videos where he talks about his regrets not listening to his father when he said college was about making connections and networking with other students. That was the true value that his father tried to get through his head. But on the surface this video looks like he's mocking that idea when in fact it's his actual opinion/epiphany.

The problem is that his haters are willfully tone deaf. They take him literally and assume the worst, no grace or benefit of the doubt is ever shown.

It was the same shit with Trump, haters took every word literally, never assuming any sense of humor or intentional exaggeration/hyperbole.

I'm sure it goes in both directions to some extent but I notice it much more coming from the left.

I think he 100% dead seriously believes that 6 million jews didn't die in WW2. It was in an interview on youtube a while back, didn't feel like a skit at all. He was referencing how you have to go along with major narratives otherwise you get canceled. Still love the guy, I just disagree. Another is actually a skit he did where he's dressed like a pickup artist and he REALLY rails into two obvious thots. I mean, I'm an asshole too so I was able to extract entertainment out of it, but the ferouciousness of it was a bit much. Those thots didn't seem like capable actresses and the looks on thier faces made me feel bad. Lastly when people destroy rental cars I do watch it, but I'm normally shaking my head about it.

Again, keep in mind I love the guy but you asked me about what didn't sit well with me/I disagreed with. Not really looking to get into a "He's joking/an artist" debate right now.

didn't feel like a skit at all.

That's exactly how you know you are in a sam hyde skit. Thanks for the answers though.

Na. He has hundreds of hours of him sitting in his car just talking to people about life. A lot of that is boring and absolutely NOT a skit. There is a real man there and he doesn't hide from the camera.

just… KILL EM

When I think of Sam; I think of comedians like Lenny Bruce, Andy Kaufman, or Norm. Someone just pushing the boundaries of comedy and zero fear of making people uncomfortable.

What can i tell you im a simple man i see sam bullying a roach i press like

He’s a very guarded person. Despite the craziness he puts on his shows and the way he talks on his podcasts, it’s sort of in stark contrast to how little he reveals about his his own personal life.

He knows he can't handle the Ghost of Kiev

He's the Ghost of Kiev too? I only know him as Hitler's top guy.

he can't keep getting away with it

This guy has been Hitler's top guy, chief executioner of ISIS, a key orcastrator of the Rwandan genocide and was even present at the sacking of Troy to name a just a few of his atrocities. He'd fuck Piker up.

Sam Hyde flew both of the planes into the twin towers

According to people who'll talk about the Azov battalion at any opportunity, that's one and the same.

the candy man IS JUST SUCH A PHYSICAL BEAST. He couldn’t say no to the most powerful man in the world.

He can’t handle the wrath from Samir Al Hyde

It's Al Hayadi you American pig.

You mean Austere Religious Scholar Samir Al-Hayyd?

Of course Brother, how could I allow myself to be so blind!

I thought that was the great Mossad agent, shamael hideberg

The Candyman is going to rock Hasan's world lol.

THE IRISH CANDYMAN

I TOLD YOU ONCE; I TOLD YOU TWICE. THE CANDYMAN; HE DON'T PLAY NICE.

If not in the ring, then definitely on October 14th, ~4:30 AM, in LA, with a Bowie knife and a shovel. An Irish flag will be left atop his corpse

Or so my sources say

Inshallah

You make me angry every time I don't see your flair >:(


^(User has flaired up! 😃) 11024 / 57861 ^^|| [[Guide]]

He can't hide from the hyde.

*Samir Al Hayadi

No, because my (imaginary) friend Vlad handled him already (in imagination land)

Semen Hydenko himself

You cannot hide from the Hyde

Russians did though

What is he ded?

He never lived. It was all fake.

How could you say our hero Samuyil Hydenko is fake?

It wasn't fake exactly. Multiple events were attributed to the same person. And there was a fair bit of exaggeration.

Never lived in the first place. Morale boosting propaganda. ā€œIf he can shoot down 5 Russian jets, so can you!ā€

Last anyone talked of him, he was shot down and KIA. Or not real. One of the two.

It never existed. It was just Ukraine propaganda

Sounds like Russian propaganda

The number of people willingly giving Hasan money is hilarious.

Better hope he doesn’t put Hyde in a self defence situation. Candyman ain’t here to fuck around.

Hyde will literally shoot through a crowd of people to defend himself.

He can't keep getting away with it

october 18th 2022 moment šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

!remind me 1 month

!remind me 18 days

Hyde will literally shoot through a crowd of people to defend himself.

Who said anything about defending himself?

Hyde reminds me a bit of Charles Bronson in a way. Two crazy mofos who were the real main characters of the story, all of us are the NPCs for their game.

If we don't get the Sam/Hasan fight we can at least hope we'll see Sam and Lena Dunham in the boxing ring šŸ˜”

Man if he could humiliate idubbbz so much he can easily kill any othet channel

For shit that matters that fit his and their views like

100K for Ukraine

And 100k for A workers Unionization Strike

I don't know Hyde (no, not that passive aggressive "i don't know (popular person), but the fuck has he donated to?

When Hasan first told his stream about the goal, they immediately began donating before he had even given them the link

So his idiot fans just started throwing money at him assuming he'd just gather it up and donate it. Cream of the crop.

assuming he'd just gather it up and donate it

And he did. What kind of steamer do you watch who has to lie about a charity event that was already planned just to take the money?

Cream of the Crop Is you making donating to families look bad. Terribly sorry that he donated

I'm sarcastically calling his fans cream of the crop, not him.

Good for him to actually donating it. It's not like there was video evidence so everyone would have known if he hadn't donated it.

My point was that his fans are so simple minded that they don't wait to donate to the charity, they just huck money at him cause they're children who don't know how anything works.

Well my mistake, I can see how foolish this Is, but there Dosen't seem to be a reason for them not to trust him there, considering It was already announced

Extra irony points, according to Hasan the conflict was never going to occur. Awkward but hey, I guess that’s why he frequently dodges debates. Blokes depth of political knowledge is shallower than your local kids pool.

I guess that’s why he frequently dodges debates.

Thats just a blatant lie, he dosen't "dodge debates". Theres a difference between a structured argument and some "debate me bro" guy just yelling Into a mic

He has a mansion in California, keep seething.

The amount of people concerned who gives Hasan money is hilarious, mad that it could never be you?

Flair up or your opinions don't matter


^(User hasn't flaired up yet... šŸ˜”) 12398 / 65393 ^^|| [[Guide]]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/p1vsNu05-v8

Love the vid

lefty threats: "guillotine the transphobes! i-in minecraft, of course..."

sam hyde threats: "I'M GOING TO KILL YOU AT YOUR HOUSE IN REAL LIFE"

the best part is that if he actually ever did kill anybody, nobody would ever believe it due to all the memes

ā€œHe can’t keep getting away with itā€ but it’s real and he actually gets away with it

this was his plan all along

this made my day better, thanks man

was wondering what happened to him the past couple of years. pretty great hes doing crazy shit and in the spotlight again. if he does kill hasan piker, no one will actually believe it.

If Hasan lived in the 1800s, he would own slaves and then say "What do you want me to do? we live in a slave society. Of course I can't not own slaves."

Literally just Jefferson

ā€œSlavery is evilā€

ā€œThen free your slavesā€

ā€œBut we live in a slave societyā€

ā€œFranklin freed his slavesā€

ā€œLalala I can’t hear youā€

Then he hit his half black kids with the ultimate dad ā€œBecause I said so,ā€ ever.

Top kek, hella based.

Then he missed out on letting them say "I'm free!" so that he can then reply, "hi free, I'm dad."

SODTAOE

Holy shit! A fellow Dawg in the wild!

It had a lot more to do with the fact that all his slaves were collateral on the debt of buying slaves, so he couldn't free them. At best he could default and they would all be repoed.

Edit: You are afraid of repo-men, but they are just here to repo men.

Based and better spell repo right pilled

I'm pretty sure that it was illegal to free your slaves as they were a part of your estate which could not be relinquished. This is why George Washington was only able to free his slaves after his wife died because they did not have a heir.

Iirc it wasn't illegal to free your slaves, but if you owed any debt, your freed slaves would be captured and sold to pay off your debt. Jefferson owed a massive amount of debt

He did manage to find a legally unclear workaround for Sally Hemmings' family (who he probably had a child with) though, and he banned the import of slaves during his presidency.

a child

a child?

[deleted]

Flair up, or else.


^(User has flaired up! 😃) 11030 / 57909 ^^|| [[Guide]]

Well there were other reasons too but that's one that jumped out at me because of how we think of personal property today.

Weren’t they making the laws at one point. It was easy enough to not make it illegal.

It was not ā€œeasy enough,ā€ the only way they got the southern states to compromise and create the federal government was to promise to leave slavery alone

Which is why I said make releasing slaves legal. Not to make having them illegal

My bad, maybe I wasn’t clear. The entire discourse around slavery—any limits—was politically taboo in the early United States government. And Virginia was one of the most powerful states in the Union.

It still would have been fought tooth and nail. It was simply not a topic that could be approached without fracturing the Union. It’s dumb but slavery was dumb to begin with so what can you expect?

Also Jefferson: ā€œWe need to liberate the Canadian people from British tyranny in a continuation of our revolution by ejecting the British from North America entirely. We should do this by invading Canada.ā€

I’m sure he surprised-Pikachu-faced fr when he found out that the people there were perfectly happy with being British subjects, including the French Canadians, who by far and large did not trust the virulently anti-Catholic American protestants. And of course they did not see the self-proclaimed liberators as that which they professed to be. The man wanted his form of government for others so badly, but didn’t want to respect others’ desires to preserve what they had and wanted for themselves.

Thus began our tradition of liberating the unwilling.

I mean, if at first you don’t succeed…

Dear librights

When libleft's worldview doesn't match their lifestyle it's hypocrisy, yet when your worldview doesn't match your lifestyle it's because "it was a different time"

Curious

There is a difference between hypocrisy and failing to live up to your standards. If someone says it's ok for them to not live by the standards while expecting everyone else to, it's hypocrisy, if they have high standards (Christians leading a less sinful life for example) and fail to meet those standards but admit to the failure, that's not hypocrisy, for either left or right.

your worldview doesn't match your lifestyle it's because "it was a different time"

What is with you midwits and not understanding temporiality? I had some dummy citing shit from a century ago to justify actions today.

Least hostile authright

When libleft's worldview doesn't match their lifestyle

Trust me, If my wordview of Affordable Healthcare was here I'd be living It. Hurt my wrist roughly 2 months ago, don't want to chance a high bill from the hospital.

"But I'm only doing it so I know at least these slaves are treated well and with respect! I'm not like other slave owners, I'm built different."

-Aaron Burr, probably

"Remember to send me money so I can but more slaves!"

I honestly respect burr. Black on black slavery in North America was rare

This. Everytime he buys a 150k$ + car or property his followers basically use this logic.

Socialism is when no house

Socialism is when no car

Please shut up, Hasan enjoyers.

Rightist being pro-hasan?????

I'm not sure how y'all are interpreting me putting what Hasan followers always say in a block quote then saying "shut up" as me being pro-Hasan.

Yeah except ā€œsocialism is when no houseā€ and ā€œsocialism is when no carā€ are often talking points that leftists use to oversimplify rightist views on socialism, so it’s just confusing when a rightist tries to say that leftists say things like ā€œsocialism is when no houseā€. Not sure if I’m explaining it well but typically leftists aren’t the ones making arguments that could be oversimplified to ā€œsocialism is when no ____ā€.

Hence the block quotes. Any time you criticize Hasan for spending millions on a Hollywood house or hundreds of thousands on Porsches, you're going to get one of those replied to you.

Ok, I misunderstood what you were trying to say. My fault, original gangsta.

Being gangsta ain't easy

I think he was quoting the talking points and then told them to shut up

If a socialist is too poor he's jealous.

If a socialist is too rich he's larping.

What's the Goldy locks zone for socialism?

He drives a 2015 Toyota Corolla. I know the used car market is shit right now but I don’t think it’s that bad.

I'm pretty sure he bought a 200k Porsche Taycan like a year ago

That's not really unreasonable for a car. It's not like It's a Bugatti or Some Shit. My Uncle bought a Tesla for about the same, We ain't living In mansions nor Is he. Probably a monthly plan

$200k

not unreasonable for a car

Holy shit imagine being so out of touch

Btw a Tesla Model S costs $100k MSRP, literally half of what he paid

And He made 100k by Streaming. He's a Twitch Streamer, of course he has money.

It's not unreasonable, I wouldn't pay more than say 20-30k. MSRP Isn't the exact price, my uncle (and this Is a big "dude trust me" thing I know) Is paying off 104K on the Tesla. One of his co-workers Is finishing up papers go start paying off a GT-R

Holy shit imagine being so out of touch

Ditto, he's a Twitch Streamer. So he make good money.

It's not unreasonable at all, I just wouldn't because I don't need or want to.

You know who it wouldn't be unreasonable to? Actual millionaires. Which he is, so fair enough

Except he made all of his money chanting "eat the rich, redistribute their wealth" and then dropped more money on a car than 95% of Americans make in a year, that's why people call him out on it

redistribute their wealth"

Yet again, he has

100K to Ukraine within 1 hour

100k to a workers strike soley because a fan reached out

I'd understand If he WASN'T doing what he preaches, but he does. All Hyde did was donate to The Daily Stormer, literal Neo Nazis just last year.

Idk who Hyde is because I don’t keep up on political YouTubers but I know a bit more about Hasan just because he’s a bit more famous than most at this point. My understanding is that he was forced to admit that he actually didn’t donate to charity when he was still growing despite claims that he was and only started doing these kinds of big donations once he was both already rich and had been publicly called out for lying about his donation history.

he actually didn’t donate to charity when he was still growing despite claims that he was and only started doing these kinds of big donations once he was both already rich had been publicly called out for lying about his donation history.

Yes and No. Like I shared elsewhere, He Has. This dosent delegate the fact that when you say "donation" If sounds bigger.

only started doing these kinds of big donations once he was both already rich

Hard not to sound like a wise ass, but It's almost as If you can donate more when you have more from Twitch pay. Im going to need some examples on that donation scandal. I said I watch Hasan, not some die hard fan who knows everything

Didn't really know him. But did he donate this money himself or just collected it with his stream? Of course the second would be a good thing (not really referring to what the money went to), but it's a very big difference and wouldn't have anything to do with his supposed preaching. It's pretty normal with streamers to collect money (and to donate a bit themselves to the pot). If it's proven that he donates let's say 20%+ of his income every month, for that I could respect him, because it would really show he acts according to what he says (and not doubt he earns enough that he could give away this much).

Stream wise It was a Donation, outside he's know to donate to charities out of pocket as per his Twitter post

My house isnt worth 200k.

And we aren't talking about houses now are we? My car Isn't worth as much as his yet Its more than my house. Thats typical

champagne socialists

The least out of touch libleft be like:

Didn’t he constantly talk about his new Porsche SUV?

EDIT: He actually streamed himself buying it

https://youtu.be/GY3inz17iPc

Kek. Hope my boy, the ghost of Kyiv kills him in his house in Los Angeles and wears his skin as a dress, like the ancient Irish did.

No

Kek.

Stop it. You are going to make him cry.

Pretty sure he said he traded in his 2011 Camry and bought a Porsche.

'we should reorganize society so that more money is collected in taxes and spent on social programs so that the poor and working class have a better quality of life'

'oh yeah, then why do you HAVE FUCKING MONEY!?!?!'

I get what you mean but he could lobby for those causes. He could start a coop and hire homeless people. Heck, he could 100% start a commune or a nonprofit health insurance company. There’s a ton more stuff he could do if he really wanted to.

I mean, you didn't turn out your wallet for the last homeless person you saw. Doesn't that make you a hypocrite?

I do give money to homeless people whenever I can and they don’t seem dangerous. I’m also not anywhere close to wealthy so it’s quite a bit different. That dude is rich, he can afford to do a lot more without affecting his quality of life at all. In addition to that, a lot of what he does is preach about how much he wants these things to happen, it’s natural to ask why he isn’t making his dreams into reality.

Dude wants things, has the means to make them happen, has the time and audience to make them happen, basically 0 risk to his quality of life, and he’s not doing it. Isn’t it fair to ask why?

I'm assuming that you don't regularly carry around enough cash in your wallet to negatively affect your overall financial situation so why have you not given more to homeless people? I just don't see hypocrisy with someone advocating for a specific nation-wide economic policy and them not spending the overwhelming majority of their discretionary income on charity.

Now, 100%, if it comes out that he's been tax evading or something else like that I would say that qualifies as some real damming shit but I dont see the issue here.

If you give with any real frequency then you need to keep individual gifts low so you don’t go immediately bankrupt. Also, a great deal of them are going to use that money for drugs, so I’d rather give to a wide range of people to ensure that at least some of the money went towards something wholesome. Anyways, this isn’t about me.

I’m not saying dude needs to go broke doing good, what I and everyone else is saying is that he can do a lot more without affecting his life. He could even MAKE money while doing good. Louis Rossman has less money than hasan and he has a real job and yet he still finds time to make legitimate legal changes in the world which reflect his values. He leverages his platform, he shows up to political meetings, he organizes, he fund raises, he makes videos on specific issues to keep people informed. The question is: what is Hasan doing and how much does he actually care about the things he preaches?

Get a flair so you can harass other people >:)


^(User hasn't flaired up yet... šŸ˜”) 11027 / 57889 ^^|| [[Guide]]

He does lobby for causes and gives to charity. He’s not interested in being a business owner or a community leader though. Socialism doesn’t require either of those things. Not everyone is meant to be a leader and not everyone has the desire or knowledge to properly start a business.

The only valid criticism I’ve seen levied against him is that he doesn’t pay his editors enough.

"It is evil to live like a king while the peasants starve"

>Buys multi million dollar mansion in the hills above the smog and orders hundreds of dollars of food every day while there are literally homeless who get the plague a short trip into Skid Row

You got a source for Hasan saying that?

His Twitch is public.

Cool, but do you have a source for Hasan saying that quote? Because I don’t think he ever has.

It's not a direct quote, obviously.

So you're accusing him of hypocrisy for not living up to something he never said?

It's a paraphrase.

Stop be a fucking weasel and pretending that Hasan isn't against conspicuous consumption and millionaires.

Do you have any proof that Hasan is against conspicuous consumption and millionaires? I thought he was just in favor of the rich paying more in taxes and workplace democracy?

I'm just asking you to justify your claim, I'm not sure why you're getting so upset.

What do you think Socialism is?

socialism is the seizing of the means of production by workers, the democratization of workplaces, and the decommodification of necessities. it is not a vow of destitution or a poverty cult

hasan, like myself, likely believes socialism would put more money into the pockets of the average worker. as such, we are not "against" millionaires, we just want them to earn their money ethically and to contribute back to the society that allowed them to acquire their wealth

thanks for asking

And yet somehow only people like Hasan get passes for exploiting people, which is the only way to become a millionaire, or so I'm told.

hasan doesn't get a pass, he was heavily criticized for not paying his editors enough

but streaming is literally one of the most ethical ways there is to become a millionaire. you're literally self-employed, so you're not earning your money by exploiting the labor of workers beneath you. he also doesn't gatekeep his content behind a paywall

earning a million dollars after a lifetime of work shouldn't be some impossible feat. it should be the standard for retired people

hasan doesn't get a pass, he was heavily criticized for not paying his editors enough

By literally everyone except the left, just like Vaush and everyone else who actually steals labour on the left.

but streaming is literally one of the most ethical ways there is to become a millionaire. you're literally self-employed, so you're not earning your money by exploiting the labor of workers beneath you. he also doesn't gatekeep his content behind a paywall

See above. He's a wage thief. Obviously streaming is not exploitation free, yet running your own shop is evil. Funny that.

earning a million dollars after a lifetime of work shouldn't be some impossible feat. it should be the standard for retired people

And it literally is already. Mission accomplished, Socialists BTFO'd.

By literally everyone except the left, just like Vaush and everyone else who actually steals labour on the left.

the left absolutely did criticize him for underpaying his editor. mostly because it was actually an instance of him going against his stated principles, unlike the right's criticisms about his house or his car

vaush is definitely not someone you can leverage this criticism at, his editors are on record as saying that it's the best-paying job they've ever had. and he literally sells his merch through a co-op that employees his editors

can you justify your claim that they "steal labor on the left"? because streaming is literally self-employment. they can't steal labor, there's no one to steal it from.

See above. He's a wage thief. Obviously streaming is not exploitation free, yet running your own shop is evil. Funny that.

who is he stealing wages from? how is streaming exploitative? he has never said that running your own shop is evil, only that the employee-employer dynamic is inherently exploitative. workers owning a piece of the shop they work in is a better way of assuring that they are compensated fairly for their work.

And it literally is already. Mission accomplished, Socialists BTFO'd.

i don't know why you're suddenly trolling, but on average, Americans have between $40,000-141,000 saved up for retirement.

Tell us you donate your hard earned money to millionaire streamers without telling us ^

i don't donate to any political streamers, but i do subscribe to lots of other shit online. i'm big into the idea of supporting independent creators over corporations

calm down, you might actually achieve something in your life if you argue with this random stranger

happy cake day

you right, you right. It's literally his couple million that are the last straw that would tip the nation to a redistributive economic model. How dare he stop that progress?

If I thought conspicuous consumption was evil I would not live in a mansion and drive sports cars.

I think that it is important to treat people with respect until given a reason otherwise. If I don't always let someone merge in front of me does that mean my entire worldview is based on lies?

Dear unflaired. You claim your opinion has value, yet you still refuse to flair up. Curious.

I think that it is important to treat people with respect until given a reason otherwise.

The fuck has this got to do with anything?

People wouldn't be calling Hasan out if he didn't build his entire world view on such hypocrisy. I don't care if he lives in a McMansion and drives a Porsche, I encourage it. He denounces it, yet does it anyway.

Hes a grifter.

If I don't always let someone merge in front of me does that mean my entire worldview is based on lies?

If you say allowing people to merge is wrong and then you take every chance to skip traffic and then merge, yes, your world view is based on hypocrisy.

Being a hypocrite is reason enough to not treat him with respect. I don’t judge him for his consumerism, I judge him for literally doing the exact things he tells his followers are bad.

I dont exactly sit down and watch all of every hassan stream so would you mind showing me when he said buying nice things was evil in itself? I somehow doubt he has gone on record saying that you should use all of your disposable income towards charity or political action or else you are a bad person.

Look at what you replied to:

If I thought conspicuous consumption was evil

If I thought conspicuous consumption is evil and I consumed conspicuously, then I would either: A) be evil, or B) be a hypocrite.

There's not really a third option here. Any justification for why conspicuous consumption isn't evil in my specific circumstance, could also be applied to everyone else. If I do apply it to everyone else, then I don't actually think it's evil by default. If I don't apply it to everyone else, I'm a hypocrite.

Hypocrites can't be ignored, but they don't have any legitimacy whatsoever to their opinions.

But, afaik, socialists don't think that conspicuous consumption is evil only that it is a byproduct that a system that is evil. The core tenant of socialism is that people who extract surplus labour value created by those who work for them are stealing that profit for themselves. Hassan is a dude who sits in front of a computer for hours a day and talks and then people give him money for it. There is no surplus labor value extracted, there is no exploitation of workers, there is nothing unethical about him getting a lot of money for it.

Please make sure to have your flair up!


^(User hasn't flaired up yet... šŸ˜”) 11040 / 57964 ^^|| [[Guide]]

Hi. Please flair up accordingly to your quadrant, or others might bully you for the rest of your life.


^(User hasn't flaired up yet... šŸ˜”) 11025 / 57874 ^^|| [[Guide]]

Dont talk about it, be about it. Why should he drive a taycan and his neighbhor a 96 corrolla with its 2nd gear about to let go? He should donate his extra money....otherwise hes the epitome of a champagne socialist.

If I was around in the 1800s I would’ve also owned slaves because that shit is baller as fuck

"Everyone will finally be equal as slaves"

I think you just summed up how socialism always ends up being implemented.

Easier to pull people down than to push them up.

Authleft how could you

SLAVERY IS EVIL!

You want slaves?

…fuck it we ball

I would only want a slave if it wasn't based on the race they were born as, like if they bet a life of servitude in a poker game or something and lost.

I’d only do it if it was only race based

Seeing that his is turkish. His ottoman ancestors were definitely slaves owner.

Lol. Why bother trying to make things better/ s

Meanwhile everyone in the north: AmIAJokeToYou.gif

Being a successful Twitch streamer is basically the same as owning slaves. One million IQ take.

the ultimate grift:

1) promote communism on twitch

2) collect money from poor people who can't pay rent

3) buy lambos and multi million dollar estates

4) have stans come and defend you and say "what do you want him to do? not own a house and not drive?"

3) buy lambos and multi million dollar estates

Kinda falls apart when you realize that he does not own a Lambo, let alone multiple lambos, and doesn't own a single "estate", let alone multiple estates. A 2.7m house in WeHo is just a nice house. I don't think you know what the word estate means.

https://www.notebookcheck.net/Famous-leftist-Twitch-streamer-angers-fans-by-buying-a-US-200-000-Porsche-Taycan-Turbo-S.600879.0.html

Your response to me saying that he doesn't own multiple Lambos is to tell me that he owns a single Porsche, which is a fraction of the cost of a Lamborghini?

$200k luxury car and 2.7 million dollar house.

might want to go outside and experience the real world if you think most americans can afford that.

Who gives a fuck if most Americans can afford it, dumbass? You're still a weaselly little liar.

so now you don't care about the financial health of people since their money is going from them to $200k luxury cars for your favorite twitch streamer? interesting.

Sorry kid, not going to entertain your moving of the goalposts or your gish-galloping. I gotta tell you though, I don't think anyone's breaking the bank on their $5 a month Twitch sub.

think anyone's breaking the bank on their $5 a month Twitch sub.

you have absolutely no idea how bad people are financially. nope.

I actually do. That's why I'm a socialist.

Yes the socialist who doesnt own a business that exploits workers in modern times would definently be a slave owner 200 years ago. Fantastic display of logic.

the ultimate grift:

1) promote communism on twitch

2) collect money from poor people who can't pay rent

3) buy lambos and multi million dollar estates

4) have stans come and defend you and say "what do you want him to do? not own a house and not drive?"

  1. Democratic socialist
  2. Let him know how he can specifically stop people who cant afford to give him money from doing so.
  3. A labourer purchasing things with the money generated from their non-exploitative labour is the amazing.
  4. Theres no contradiction between being socialist and buying things. Hes doing plenty good, could be doing more, but being a piss baby over his lack of perfect moral spending of money is stupid. He is living his ideology and its a million times more moral than yours, its simply not the MOST moral possible.

hence my original slave comment because hasan stans will defend anything he does.

"he can't not own slaves! we live in a slave society! there is literally nothing else he can do besides make money and own slaves, no other options!

Slavery is against socialism, its utmost exploitation of workers someone with capital can enact. Buying nice things with the money generated from your non exploitative labour has nothing in common with that.

You fucking idiot wait till your brain is finished developing before you say more dumb shit.

so it's good capitalism when hasan buys $200k luxury cars from poor twitch viewer who can't afford rent donations, but bad capitalism when other people do it? LOL.

Capitalism is not when you buy a 200k luxury car. Capitalism is when capital is privatized into the hands of an individual or few and used to exploit the surplus value their labourers generate.

Socialism just means social ownership, whats stopping a society with social ownership from have 200k luxury cars?

Its okay if a doctor buys a 200k luxury car, its not okay if a small business owner with 3 workers buys a 200k luxury car. The car isnt the issue, the method of obtaining the wealth to buy the car is.

the method of obtaining the wealth to buy the car is.

Hasan is taking money from poor people that support him for a socialist cause, and instead of using that money to further those socialist causes, he instead buys a $200k luxury car and a $2.7 million estate with the money gained from his poor fanbase.

People are voluntarily giving Hasan money because they value his labour, you look like an idiot trying to act like hes going into their wallets and stealing their money.

Can your pea brain not come to terms with the fact that just because u dont like him it doesnt mean other people dont like him?

Your beliefs are stupid and your arguments are irrational, dont comment on politics until your 25 and your brain is developed, check your biases as they are why you cant read my words and see what an idiot you are.

1800s

Have a widely popular newspaper article talking about how slavery should be illegal.

Floods of donations coming in since they agree that slavery should be illegal.

Instead of using that money to push for slavery abolition, he instead buys more slaves.

Dumbasses come in waves to defend him:

"just because you don't like him doesnt mean other people don't like him."

"your beliefs are stupid"

"check your biases"

"people voluntary give him money"

"slavery is not when you own slaves on a plantation, it's about the institution of slavery."

He doesnt get donations because people think socialism is good you fucking dumby. Hes an entertainer not a politician, stop living in delusion acting like hes the head of a charity and taking the donations for his own use.

Slavery abolition didnt happen because of donations you dumbfuck it happened through revolution and war, because of slavery sympathizers (people like u) cared more about the privatized wealth it generated than the millions it unmorally exploited.

Ur struggling so much to even make 1 point that isnt dogshit and irrational.

Wait so you agree it's all a grift.

Twitch. Streamer. His value comes from entertainment. I dont watch his streams but im assuming he doesnt spend a majority of the time talking about socialism.

Go to his youtube channel and compare how many vids there are of him reacting to content vs how many vids there are of him talking about socialist theory.

Gigantic knob.

a big party of his platform is pushing for socialism. he's just not a react youtube guy.

he literally has a ussr flag behind him https://i.redd.it/zs2mqarhk7k81.png

A big part of his platform is politics, not all of which is about socialism, but all of which is meant to be delivered in an entertaining matter. When hes playing games or reacting, its 0 socialism and all entertainment.

Socialism is a big part of his brand, yet no ones tuning in to hear him talk about socialism, they are watching him to see him do so in an entertaining manner.

Theres no conceivable way where you can paint this as Hasan is socialist spreader first entertainer second.

Okay so we're back to just saying anyone who disagrees with us is a racist would-be slave-owner. You're no better than blue-haired SJWs when you do that shit.

Not at all because his values do not even come close to aligning with his actions. This is funny because he literally says the above comment.

What are you even talking about? He has never said that he should own slaves.

No but he said that even though he is a socialist he can hoard as much wealth as he wants because the US isn't a Communist state despite the fact that if he actually cared about poor people he could donate his wealth to them or even start an organization so he funds them directly (if he is afraid of his money not going where it's supposed to go) with the donations and sponsorships he gets on his channel, he doesn't because he's just a grift.

He doesn't even pay his moderators lol

Dude has more wealth than any of us can ever dream of but doesn't help anyone despite preaching about helping the poor constantly.

He's a huge piece of shit. Tucker Carlson for socialists

I'll be very hostile the next time I don't see the flair.


^(User hasn't flaired up yet... šŸ˜”) 11027 / 57888 ^^|| [[Guide]]

but he said that even though he is a socialist he can hoard as much wealth as he wants because the US isn't a Communist state despite the fact that if he actually cared about poor people he could donate his wealth to them or even start an organization so he funds them directly

He literally has and does. It's like every other month someone says this, and sure enough a Google sesrch shows otherwise. He's raised 100,000 for Ukraine playing Elden Ring

He has donated hundreds of thousands of dollars though. His merchandise is also union made and raised money for strikes. The sad reality is that short of him living in a wooden shack in the woods, you will always say he doesn't do enough, because you dislike him personally.

Fake authright

I will say he doesn't do enough because he wears 1000$ Hawaiian shirts, lives in a mansion and is a multi millionaire whilst simultaneously claiming to be a Socialist, not paying for his editors labour and visiting a brothel known for sex trafficking, such a model socialist when people are nothing but sexual relief tools you can pay some cunt that owns them for you to use, him donating is bullshit because it's literally the same as Rockefeller donating his money to charities, it's literally him throwing some spare change to the homeless, you really think he cares? His mansion alone could house 15 people so why hasn't Hassan taken in those poor refugees and immigrants with no place to stay? Hassan talks a lot of talk but he'll only do symbolic handouts, the moment actual sacrifice is required of him he'll backtrack super fast.

This is nothing but jealousy bro. I get it, he lives a lavish lifestyle and gets all the ladies. You don't need to make up so much shit to make yourself a perfect enemy though.

His editors are indeed paid for their labor, the brothel he visited had some trafficking sting but not around the time Hasan was there and it certainly wasn't known for any trafficking.

I will say he doesn't do enough because he wears 1000$ Hawaiian shirts, lives in a mansion and is a multi millionaire whilst simultaneously claiming to be a Socialist

Socialism Isn't NOT being rich ffs. Socialism Is the regulation of Mega Corporations and Multi Millionaires and Billionaires to give back Into the economy. Hasan already gives back, wearing a shirt dosen't make you a hypocrite against Socialism. Having a house dosen't either. It's If he had these things and didn't donate while claiming to there'd be a problem

Hassan talks a lot of talk but he'll only do symbolic handouts,

The fuck does this even mean? He donated 100,000 to the Ukraine Fund

> Socialism Is the regulation of Mega Corporations and Multi Millionaires and Billionaires to give back Into the economy.

This is the same shit I'd get made fun of for if I called it socialism.

You'd get made fun of It as people don't like the truth. Democratic Socialism Is a Remedy, It dosen't mean It has to replace capitalism. Plus, It would most likely co exist. Every Nation Is a Mixed Economy

Man has a net worth in the millions and a house bigger than my dreams, he's a hypocrite through and through. You can't say others have too much and their money should be taken from them when you also make giant sums of money.

"oH bUt A mILlIoN iS A fRaCTiOn oF a bILlion" Ok, then how much money is immoral to have? Where's the line? Why is your million righteous but someone else's billion evil? If he lived as he talked he would have a much lower net worth, living in a modest home or apartment comfortably and having more than enough money to live and have the best equipment for his streams and videos. He doesn't have to live like fucking Pepe Mujica, he would just need to stop indulging in giant luxuries.

You can't say others have too much and their money should be taken from them when you also make giant sums of money.

You can when you include yourself in that category.

he would just need to stop indulging in giant luxuries.

Why should he? He has the money. This just sounds like jealousy.

Why should he? He has the money. This just sounds like jealousy

Welcome to Libright brother, knew you'd see the light lmao

You can't say others have too much and their money should be taken from them when you also make giant sums of money.

Yes you can when you have no problem giving back to the people. He evidently dosen't. It's like you dislike someone so much you dont even know what he does

Yeah I definitely don't know what he does cuz I got no fucking clue what "hibing" is

Lmao, *given. Funny error though.

Bitch you are a blue haired SJW

YOU are a blue haired SJW

God bless the /pol/ chad that runs this account

godspeed

The ā€œsocialism means no houseā€ memes for Hasan are so tired

That's like arguing that he needs the ability to drive when he buys a lambo with streamer donations from poor people.

You’re a centrist so it makes sense you have zero logical abilities.

Textbook leftist argument ladies and gentlemen

You’re just too much of a pussy to admit you’re right leaning.

What a shit take. Literally everyone participates in capitalism, it’s impossible not to. While famously in the 1800s slaves didn’t own slaves. Only the elite did.

Hasan is the elite today.

No, he’s infinitely closer to you and me than he is to the actual elites today.

not by bell curve median, especially world bell curve.

Yeah that’s a good point actually.

Own a house doesn’t equal owning slaves. What a straw man argument

"why do you want Hasan to do? Not drive?" as he buys a lambo from streamer donations from people who can barely pay rent.

?? Is this literally because people give him loads of money which he then spends?

He doesn’t own stocks or shit like that he just streams like he always has and viewers decide to throw money at him

My dear gentleman he doesn't buy slaves or any of that nonsense, he just owns a plantation like he always has and the negroes living there decide to provide free labor for him

-you in 1845, probably

Literally how is streaming comparable to owning a plantation

The mental gymnastics here

And yet we live in a capitalist society, and he chooses to go against that, so why would his stance on slavery be any different?

And yet we live in a capitalist society, and he chooses to go against that

he's getting paid for it. really really well. i'm not sure we can call it going against it exactly. more like going with it.

taking money from poor people who can't pay rent to buy his lambos

Hasan doesn’t gatekeep his content behind a paywall and keeps a donation counter on his screen so you know how much money he is raking in. Poor people aren’t donating to his twitch.

either way, instead of using that money to push for slavery becoming illegal, he uses that money to buy more slaves lmao. and the stans here defend it.

i don't really understand the stupid analogy you're trying to make, but he does donate to political causes

1800s

Have a widely popular newspaper article talking about how slavery should be illegal.

Floods of donations coming in since they agree that slavery should be illegal.

Instead of using that money to push for slavery abolition, he instead buys more slaves.

Dumbasses come in waves to defend him:

"just because you don't like him doesnt mean other people don't like him."

"your beliefs are stupid"

"check your biases"

"people voluntary give him money"

"slavery is not when you own slaves on a plantation, it's about the institution of slavery."

hasan supports increased taxes on the wealthy, social democratic reforms, increasing labor unions, and increased worker participation in the workplace. for your low IQ "slave analogy" to make sense, he would have to be a CEO or someone who doesn't pay his taxes, neither of which is true

you don't have any room to call other people dumbasses if this is your best attempt at presenting your arguments

writes in his newspaper column about how he wants to abolition slavery, give reparations, give land back, US military crackdown on the KKK death squads, impeach pro-slavery senators, etc.

uses donations from newspaper to buy $200k worth of slaves and a $2.7 million dollar plantation. his actions are not matching what he writes in his newspaper column.

Is there any particular reason you can't just argue your position using Hasan's actual beliefs and his action actions? The slavery analogy doesn't work and it just confuses the conversation.

It honestly just seems like you're another person mad that a socialist has achieved financial success because you don't understand what socialism is.

sure:

writes in his newspaper column ~~twitch~~ about how he wants to abolition slavery, give reparations, give land back, US military crackdown on the KKK death squads, impeach pro-slavery senators ~~promote socialist causes / against capitalist greed / against greedy consumerism/~~

uses donations from newspaper ~~twitch~~ to buy $200k worth of slaves ~~luxury car~~ and a $2.7 million dollar plantation ~~luxury estate~~. his actions are not matching what he writes in his newspaper column ~~twitch~~.

In both cases, he is directly feeding into the system he says he despises (~~buying luxury cars/estates~~ vs buying slaves).

Stans comes in waves to say that "being a slave owner by buying slaves on a plantation is not the same as the institution of slavery" ~~"being a greedy capitalist by buying luxury cars and luxury estates is not the same as the institution of capitalism~~

Right. Do you see how I listed actual positions he's claimed to have, while you listed a bunch of made-up shit he's never said? When has he ever claimed to be against consumerism? Or luxury cars? Or expensive houses?

You claim his actions are not matching up with what he says on twitch, but you don't seem to actually know what he talks about on his streams. He doesn't say that big houses are bad or that expensive cars are wrong or that being a millionaire is evil. He talks about taxes. Workplace democracy. Healthcare. Gun reform. He is literally a proponent of market socialism, he is not against consumerism or greed. Just exploitative work practices.

You can keep calling me a stan all you want - but it doesn't change the fact that you're wrong and can't back up what you're saying.

dude he literally has a ussr flag in his background in his streams lmao.

Hasan is a democratic socialist, his position on the USSR and tankies has been consistent. He doesn't believe that leftist infighting is a worthwhile way to spend him time, so he doesn't shun or condemn them very often during his streams. But he absolutely doesn't agree with them. He just believes that focusing on the right is more important.

And the flag is there as a general symbol for his support of socialism, not support for any particular state or regime.

If Hasan lived in the 1800s he would literally be a slave in the Ottoman Empire

Owned slaves in the ottoman empire*

Hasan is such a passive aggressive twat.

Somebody has to put him in his place

The Candyman can.

Fucking hope so….. guy doesn’t give anything of substance and LARPS as a communist

LibRight is mad lol cope harder

He's openly creating agitprop that's the entire point

I would say Hasan is just as aggressive as Ben Shapiro and the Daily Wire, but just for the left. Sometimes I need that and sometimes it’s just toxic.

Hell no bro. Whatever you think of Ben Shapiro, at least he's not throwing insults like an absolute moron. And not only he is a moron, but he does what you call "tramsphobic" remarks to trans people he disagrees with, etc. He is a grifter who doesn't believe in what the modern left believes at all.

he does what you call "tramsphobic" remarks

Does he prefer buses?

Ben Shapiro does throw around insults?

Have you watched a Ben Shapiro video?

Okay, give me an example

Google ben Shapiro feminists wrecked #9562 and you'll get his official clip channel

Ok this is clearly a lie, Ben Shapiro is famous for throwing insults around, and I’m saying this as someone who isn’t a fan of Hassan at all

Demean yes, but I had in mind that Shapiro does not insult with slurs like a drunken sailor like Hasan does.

Ben Shapiro has never embarrassed himself on live TV. Should also be noticed his Interviewer is known to be one of the most conservative commentators in England. You either don’t watch enough of TDW or are completely lost in the sauce. At least I know what Hasan is.

That's Ben making a fool of himself. While he is agressive and insulting he at least isn't like this on a regular basis unlike Hasan.

I don't think trans people should exist and the left wants to murder babies.

fuck you Ben shabino you fascist cunt. Suck my dick.

why is the left so toxic and meany?

Saying people shouldn't transition isn't an insult. Saying the left wants to murder babies used to be a strawman though, until the vocal mainstream western left started advocating for abortions past 4-5 months without the context of a medical issue or rape. Nowadays a baby can survive if you remove him from the womb at 5 months, there isn't a need to abort it if you want to stop the pregnancy.

See, this is why I don't want to associate with the Leftā„¢. I say something, a leftoid takes it as an insult or as harm to one of his friends. If you tell Ben Shapiro that you think Israel shouldn't exist he will not screech and throw tantrums like a baizuo. I just cannot work or live with y'all, and I'm proud to not be like y'all.

What the hell are you talking about? Hahaha

Sounds like "I cant debate you because I might lose" with extra steps

Like that Modest Mouse lyric:

I started the debate, but now I’m sure I can’t win, I should probably just exit the same way I came in

Damn didn’t expect to see Modest Mouse in PCM

Based and mousepilled

His whole schtick is that he's the big tough guy of the left who could totally beat up all those chuds.

Meanwhile Sam Hyde is a fucking mountainman with a strongman build while Hasan has a bodybuilder physique made to look good rather than for actual raw power. Hasan can't afford to fight this guy, he knows if he lost it would ruin his image. In more ways than one, too. He can't afford to mess up his face either because his looks are most of his appeal. Sam doesn't really have anything to lose in that department lmao

Sam Hyde is a marketing genius.

If Hasan doesn't accept, he can keep the bit going for press and clout for as long as Hasan has an audience.

Of Hasan does accept he gets to beat up a champagne socialist in a match that would get more views than any other in his career due to the memes.

champagne socialist

"Listen guys. We are all equal. Its just that some of us are more equal than others and that's just the state of things" - said as smugly as possible.

Lib-right icon, he is.

I don’t think constantly bringing up a bigger streamer who ignores you will bring him clout at all. It will make him look like a clout-chaser desperate for attention.

I thought his schtick was just being a communist Turk, never thought his physique was too impressive. I mean, when you compare him to other political streamers he’s obviously gonna look like markus rühl lmao

Yeah an average athletic build is peak fighting form on the left.

If you did one shitty muscle-up to climb a fence more than half of twitch would be btfo

Going to the gym is white supremacy remember

His looks are a massive factor, especially for his marginally higher female fan base.

He’s taller than average. His lifts are pathetic however and he looks weak. He just has an attractive face.

I'm not really a fan of Sam but I'm on his side for this one.

At least Sam stays true to his image.

Sam stays true to his image

What, serial killer?

That's ghost of Kiev you're talking about show some goddamn respect

So he’s like Mac?

If you see his "training" videos he has no fucking power behind anything, and no stamina either. I haven't done manual labour in a few years now, I eat like shit, I don't exercise, but if I threw a punch or a kick I know it's not going to be like those dreams fighting spiders. It's going to fucking hurt.

I feel like I could eat several kicks to the head from Hasan and walk away without a lick of pain.

To be fair years of working in the candy factory haven't been good to the candyman. A few work accidents will leave you a bit uglier too

Most of Hasan's fan base are women.

Isn't Hasan's viewerbase particularly old? Like, predominantly late 20's to 30+

Hasan Piker has a bodybuilder physique? Can you show me a picture that has led you to believe that

His whole schtick is that he's the big tough guy of the left who could totally beat up all those chuds.

Its cool to just make shit up eh.

It would hurt his image but i dont think it would ruin it. He says all the time how he has no chance against someone who has any fighting training. All that muscle is for vanity and he admits that. Say what you would about him but he realy isnt as much as a hypocrite as you pretend he is. At least in this aspect.

His whole schtick is that he's the big tough guy of the left who could totally beat up all those chuds.

No lol, what a complete made up claim, he repeatedly claims he doesn't like fighting and doesn't know how to.

But now, according to a authoritarian righty he is the guy who promotes himself as being capable to beat people up, go outside and touch grass

while Hasan has a bodybuilder physique made to look good rather than for actual raw power. Hasan can't afford to fight this guy, he knows if he lost it would ruin his image. In more ways than one, too. He can't afford to mess up his face either because his looks are most of his appeal. Sam doesn't really have anything to lose in that department lmao

Im sorry but this just seems like a Mega Cope.

"Hasan may be Strong and Have good looks but our guy looks strong too and... well he has a good personality"

Body Build dosen't determine strength, this applies to everyone

Sam is 6'5 and something like 245 lbs on his body.

Hasan is 6'3 and about 195.

Those 50 lbs and the fact that Sam actually has a lot of stamina means that any good chin strike would probably give Hasan a hemorrhage.

Sams Overweight then nearing Obesity.

I was actually curious so I looked It up. That's a BMI of 29.0.

Hasans Is 24.4. He's normal weight for his height and age. But again, I don't know the guy so benefit of the doubt stamina, physically Hasan has him beat, that's just based on current body type

Hahaha.

Do you know why there are weight classes in fighting sports? Heavy guys hit harder.

Have you seen Tyson Fury? The guy is clearly overweight, but he is one of the best heavyweight boxers on the planet. His punches are damn near lethal.

Butterbean is massively overweight, but his record in boxing is 77-10-4.

You have no idea what you're talking about lmao.

Aren't most BMI calculations absolutely bullshit too? Like Joe rogan is 200 pounds and for a legal Manlet that's morbidly obese but he's in great shape despite some hgh gut

Yeah BMI is very frequently bullshit. Sometimes it works but for others it doesn't.

Heavy guys hit harder

Sure, but heavy guys are usually still In a normal, healthy weight range.

The guy is clearly overweight, but he is one of the best heavyweight boxers on the planet.

Ones a pro boxer whos fought for 20 years, the other Is some political twitch streamer.

Butter Bean has maintained his weight class and again Is a pro fighter.

You have no idea what you're talking about, unlike you Im not being some pseudo douche about It

Sam and Hasan both have the same amount of training, which is very little. But Sam has proven that he is worth his salt because he fucken TKO'd the guy he fought a few days ago.

And hey, guess what? The guy he beat? Also 6'3 and roughly 200 pounds. LMAO.

Kid, you really have no idea what you're talking about.

Never heard of the guy he fought either, some violin player. He's 6'1 and no weight Is available for him online.

Kid, you really have no idea what you're talking about.

"Lmao, he's bigger so therfore he will win"

Thats not how boxing works.

Actually, it is. When you have THAT big of a gap between your weight, the lighter person is extremely disadvantaged.

It's basic physics, the lighter fighter doesn't have as much weight in his punches. Sam's reach is much farther than Hasan's and, odds are, he'll only really be able to go for body shots. Which, admittedly, can be Hasan's win condition. But he really has no training.

A weight difference won't matter if it's 5-15 lbs difference, but not only is Sam 2 inches taller, he also has about 3-4 inches more in reach and has 50 pounds on Hasan. This is a serious disadvantage.

You really shouldn't try to one up a Filipino when it comes to boxing knowledge. I've been watching Manny since I was able to understand boxing. And, trust me, Manny has always been the smaller fighter. I KNOW what a smaller fighter can do, and Hasan stands very little chance.

Fuck the physics and all the pseudoanalysis - Sam Hyde has actually boxed a few times amateur. He trains and he's gotten hit, and he's hit people. I don't believe Hasan ever has, and then he's 50 lb lighter. I'm not a fan but Hyde would light him up.

Hyde could probably force his way in with a nice body shot and Hasan would crumple like a piece of paper.

And yeah I could've gone with that argument too. The lizard twerp knows nothing about fighting and there's absolutely no angle you could approach the Hyde vs. Hasan debate with Hasan coming out on top. Well, maybe if Hasan brought a pistol and even then Hyde could probably close the distance before the Turk could even react.

Hyde vs. Hasan debate with Hasan coming out on top

There absolutely Is and I'm not even saying that he would. But hey thanks for insulting me, I guess me wrestling and now taking boxing means jack shit to my knowledge on... boxing and wrestling

Name me one angle in which Hasan could win.

Stamina? Sam has a good tank. Power? Sam is nearly 60 pounds heavier than Hasan. More weight behind his punches, quite literally. Technique? Sam's defense is pretty good, proven by his fight. Footwork? Hasan has no training.

There's no angle you could approach lmao.

Stamina? Sam has a good tank. Power? Sam is nearly 60 pounds heavier than Hasan

Very much true, dosen't neglect the fact that weight dosent guarantee a win, and with Hasan being slimmer has an upper with Agility. Not to mention he already Is physically active (which only slightly adds realistically to boxing.) With Basketball.

Actually, it is. When you have THAT big of a gap between your weight, the lighter person is extremely disadvantaged

Disadvantage, so again not how boxing works. This Isn't Wrestling, It's boxing. Hyde has an Advantage, big time, realistically he's not In the best position dur to lack of training.

You're right on the Advantage, but you just said "Actually It Is" like It would make It so while simultaneously contradicting your point.

I've been watching Manny since I was able to understand boxing

And I bet you have good knowledge, I've actually boxed (not long, only a year) and I can say I have a better set of knowledge In comparison

Both of your explanatory statements don't have any coherence in them that I'm not even gonna begin to address them.

And, no you don't. Very evidently you don't, you don't acknowledge the physics and actually have no idea what Sam is capable of. I watched his fight, he very clearly has training. You're pulling on your very short experience in boxing, which I find no proof of in anything you've said. Which basically amounted to "That's not how it works" then proceeded by a lack of any and all explanations outside of "Sam has no training" (untrue)

Stop trying man, you're genuinely embarrassing yourself.

Both of your explanatory statements don't have any coherence in them

Well that's your personal view, but I feel like I have more room to say what I know and don't. If you think being bigger Guarantees you a win, you're just delusional.

It's an advantage, absolutely, Dosen't Guaranantee jack.

And, no you don't. Very evidently you don't, you don't acknowledge the physics and actually have no idea what Sam is capable of.

Well shit, guess I don't. Better return my gloves because some random user on the internet told me I don't box /s

Believe It or don't, not my job to prove my hobby online.

I'm saying that being a bigger weight Isn't how boxing works to gain a win. Physics will yell you, If he has training, Hasan has the angle with Agility from being slimmer

Oh and I took a look at your page just to see if it's worth my time proceeding with this.

You're a Hasan dickrider. You'll defend him till your dying breath and all I can do is laugh at you. You have no idea what you're talking about.

I am? Damn, didn’t know that at all. Man, who knew my recent comments would be about Hasan and Hyde under a post about... Hasan and Hyde.

all I can do is laugh at you

Man, you sure got me dude. Some random guy on the Internet Is laughing at me? Tough.

Oh and I took a look at your page just to see if it's worth my time proceeding with this.

So you disregard anything I've said and use the excuse of recent comments to downplay my knowledge of boxing?

Hasan recently said on "Wine about It" that he paints his nails black so he comes off as less intimidating.

I've never know his shtick to be a big tough guy.

Where are you getting this idea?

while Hasan has a bodybuilder physique made to look good rather than for actual raw power. Hasan can't afford to fight this guy, he knows if he lost it would ruin his image. In more ways than one, too. He can't afford to mess up his face either because his looks are most of his appeal. Sam doesn't really have anything to lose in that department lmao

Im sorry but this just seems like a Mega Cope.

"Hasan may be Strong and Have good looks but our guy looks strong too and... well he has a good personality"

Body Build dosen't determine strength, this applies to everyone

I’m pretty sure Hasan has never debated anyone with differing opinions either (unsurprisingly).

You mean like Andrew Tate? They debated before his ban on Tates stream Thats the most recent and the most wildly different person he debated but he debated a bunch of other people Not that you would know anything about that as you never watch him and instadan just assume shit

i hate hasan but if you thought someone was a nazi why would you want to willingly give them money and platform with a boxing match lol

So u think a nazi would win the debate? Political compass memes is just a bunch of would be nazis complaining about the woke left. Every time. Fuck this place.

ā€œAnyone who disagrees with me is a naziā€

Flair the fuck up

Nobody disagreed with me dumbass

Even a commie is more based than an unflaired.


^(User hasn't flaired up yet... šŸ˜”) 11039 / 57960 ^^|| [[Guide]]

Get a fricking flair dumbass.


^(User hasn't flaired up yet... šŸ˜”) 11027 / 57892 ^^|| [[Guide]]

the Candyman will wear his skin as a jacket like the ancient Irish did

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/p1vsNu05-v8

Political group: "I'm punching up, don't punch down, punch Nazis, words are violence, silence is violence, violence is the language of the oppressed, punch punch punch violence violence violence"

Also same political group: has uniform "don't body shame me" physique, is incapable of violence against anything

But like, should Hasan give him any attention? Because that what goblin wants.

Don't walk around talking about beating the shit out of nazis and then pussy out when you have the chance to finally do it.

Right now hasan just kinda looks like a total asshole. Sam made it clear hes doing it for charity and its not like hes some alt right facist its just hasans ego is too massive to even attempt to fight

Hasan is so much of a nothingburger it's impressive how many people take him seriously. Turkish ppl are supposed to be nationalists not whatever he is.

Hasan could just give to charity without giving attention to the clout-chasher, and you would still be crying. You don't care about the charity. He only looks like an asshole to people who already don’t like him. Most of his fans would prefer for him to continue ignoring this clown so that he fades back into irrelevancy.

I dont understand this logic. Obviously he can donate anytime but the entire point of big event donations is that most of the earned money is given to charity. Its both good because its donations and good because its content.

Because him donating personally would accomplish the same thing without giving clout or recognition to someone he finds politically odious. If Hasan wants to get into boxing content, then he can do it with someone who he can actually have a friendly competition with. Hyde thinks he can play the wrestling heel role, but that just makes it easier for Hasan to go, "fuck this guy and whatever he wants."

I would agree with you but hasan clearly doesnt care who he platforms as long as he gets big profits from it. I mean just look at andrew tate debate-thing, the guy is clearly fucked in the head, he has bad ideas and is like a giga clout chaser and somehow hasan has no problems with platforming him

Well there's a difference. Debating allows you to highlight someone's beliefs and then dismantle them. It's not really platforming if you make someone look like a fool.

A boxing match doesn't really provide that opportunity. If he beats Hyde up, then he hasn't done anything to discredit his ideas. And if he loses to Hyde, which he is on record as saying is probably what would happen, then he just opens himself up to mockery and still doesn't get to dismantle Hyde's political ideas.

So he won't fight because he knows he'll get destroyed

Interesting

I don’t think that’s his main concern, no.

"don't body shame me" physique, is incapable of violence against anything

Hasan is 6'5 gigachad tho

You are the worst authright I’ve ever seen

I don't care what u think

Being moderately athletic looking is not gigachad. That's supposed to be the bare minimum.

Gigachad is very tall + muscular + good looking, of which he meets all the criteria.

Actually this is the TallDark&Handsome male who spongemaxxes in all aspects of physical beauty.

No. He’s a moderately attractive person. You want to say he ā€œlooksā€ like a baseline Chad guy, sure there is an argument there, but you can’t be a gigs Chad when you make your career talking about punching nazis and then you run from a fight like a big pussy. He’ll always be a pussy from now on.

He cannot fight though, but the candyman can!

Only 6'3

It's 6'4 confirmed actually.

Then why did you say 6'5 before?

Cuz I didn't check, checked after the guy said 6'3 to see if it was true

You do know you are supposed to flair for your own position not who you are against right? Cause your post history + flair is a product of: a) a very confused man or b) spinelesness (could be even cringe)

I think they simply misunderstood the horseshoe theory.

I guess you're Turkish?

Dude is pretty good looking. No homo.

LibLeft

No homo

I don't trust it

Godspeed Sam, you absolute madlad.

Who is that and what happened?

Extremely hilarious comedian who is genuinely not a nazi but has some center right views and dances on the line of what is offensive and what isn’t. It’s part of his schtick.

Watch 2070 paradigm shift

And idubbbz documentary on him. Idubbbz is kinda eh these days, but sam trolled him for almost the entire documentary.

The fake girlfriend and the Google doc they released that showed all their ideas for fucking with him were hysterical

Funniest shit about that was iDubbz instantly felt "I can save her......"

At least Idubbbz released the video. The vast majority of YouTubers wouldn't show themselves getting masterfully played like that.

Yeah but only becausee sam released his footage first

genuinely not a nazi

What are you talking about there is no way to tell if anything is genuine with him, that's why it's so fun to watch.

Sam is on so many different levels of irony that I can't tell if half the shit he says is genuine, schizo ramblings, or some reddited bit. It's amazing.

Would a Nazi produce this?

https://youtu.be/F_lama_Zwmo

yes. absolutely yes. especially hyde

Sam is peak hidden ironicism.

Who knows what the fuck is actually going on in that genius brain of his. We can only watch and enjoy his batshit insanity.

His last name is Hyde lol

Is him odnsting money to Daily Stormer genuine?

Honestly no clue. On one hand, it's something that fits his online personality perfectly. On the other hand, you don't donate 10k to a neo nazi organization for nothing. But Hyde's online personality is so weird that I wouldn't be shocked if he was a member of antifa while doing this. But if anyone wants to argue Hyde is an actual Nazi, this is probably their strongest point.

On one hand, it's something that fits his online personality perfectly.

If your online personality goes as far as literally funding Nazis, then maybe it's not just a 'goofy online personality' anymore but you might actually be a trash human being

Yes it's perfectly reasonable to think this. I'm very sympathetic to both sides of the argument.

[deleted]

Even a commie is more based than an unflaired.


^(User has flaired up! 😃) 12413 / 65457 ^^|| [[Guide]]

Bro, he literally donates to actual Nazis who legally lost in court for harassing a Jew, such a positive person

[deleted]

And is defending a Nazi all you can do?

It's quite funny tho, y'all don't even try to defend Sam's actions here cause you all know it's a slam dunk against him, but you just try to ignore it, divert away from it, or say some stupid thing like 'is that all you know how to say'

Pathetic and hilarious

[deleted]

Bro, he donated money to a Nazi, never regretted it, hangs out with the Nazi and the Nazi publicly thanked him for all the support behind the scenes, including helping him create his Nazi propaganda videos for his website

"Yea sure he gives money to Nazis, hangs with Nazis and helps them create Nazi videos, but he is a good man!"

Don't you think that's insane?

"I can't support someone who advocates for violence, I can however support someone who donates and helps people who promote a race war"

[deleted]

It’s a little dubious if he did, a donation for 5k was made under his name while there was a huge legal battle between the owner of the website and SPLC because of some real estate dispute in Montana. When a journalist reached out to him he shitposted all over it and said he only did it to show that he had more money than the reporter who called him - which is very in line with his humor.

He is really tight with a bunch of black dudes and is obviously not a nazi in the slightest. Anyone who thinks he’s a nazi is a fucking moron

Sam )))Hyde(((

Based and Hyde pilled

u/honesttroof is officially based! Their Based Count is now 1.

Rank: House of Cards

Pills: 1 | View pills.

This user does not have a compass on record. You can add your compass to your profile by replying with /mycompass politicalcompass.org url or sapplyvalues.github.io url.

I am a bot. Reply /info for more info.

To add to this, he also trained Harley MorenSTEIN aka Epic Meal Time for his Creator Clash fight. iDubbbz also disingenuously banned Sam from attending as an audience even though sam paid 10k for the seats which would go to charity.

Anyone who thinks he’s a nazi is a fucking idiot.

You just defended him donating to a neo-nazi website ā€œas a jokeā€, why should anyone take what you think seriously?

I understood the post as questioning whether it actually was him who donated? I'm not entirely sure how donations work in the US, but if it wasn't him then the joke would be saying he did, rather than actually doing it.

It's not actually dubious. The donation had his name on it and Sam Hyde confirmed that he did it.

The post only briefly questions whether he did it, before launching into a defense of why he would do it even if he did. "When a journalist reached out to him he shitposted all over it and said he only did it to show that he had more money than the reporter who called him - which is very in line with his humor."

[deleted]

Upset?

[deleted]

Are you mad right now?

[deleted]

Those OF checks finally coming in?

[deleted]

No, I'm congratulating you on a job well done.

[deleted]

https://i.imgur.com/Ftx2OSp.png

Genuinely not a Nazi, except he frequently hangs out with self proclaimed Nazis and white nationalists and donated money to the Daily Stormer.

The lengths some low lives go to defend a Nazi is truly amusing

I had absolutely no idea that he'd gone out and gotten himself stacked and is now built like a fucking freight locomotive.

hasan "yung turk" piker too pussy to back up tough guy act

It's easy being a tough guy when you sit on your ass making millions of dollars by telling kids to "eat the rich". It's a completely different story when you need to get in the ring with the Ghost of Kiev himself

Another brutal massacre will be committed by Sam Hyde.

He can't keep getting away with this!

Its not a massacre if it was a self defense situation

The ghost of Kiev bows for no one.

The candy man will have his pound of flesh and his pint of blood

I'd be scared too if somebody wanted sprinkle me up and eat me like a twizzler

You think he pretends to be a tough guy becouse he looks like a tough guy. But in his streams and stuff he constantly mentions how much of a pussy he is.

But you’re so strong from behind your keyboard posting on Reddit lol these edge lord comments are cringe as fuck dude

Seethe.

All of y’all are just too pussy to admit you’re Nazis and hide behind being a ā€œcentristā€ or ā€œauth rightā€

GIGA SEETHE

I’d only seethe if I felt like I could change your mind. You’re a sheep that parrots pcm memes on Reddit, you’re beyond saving. And definitely a virgin, just saying.

Holy shit keep it going please, this is great

i don't use reddit

Most self aware PCM user

I want to fight Hassan Piker because he is a dirty, dirty man. He need to be poonished...with Irish fury.

What makes Hasan a dirty man?

Well he’s Turkish for one

Hasan gave up 2 MILLION dollars just to avoid fighting sam

hes a rich fuckboy that doesnt need the money, plus he knows hed end up in the hospital if he even fought anyone let alone sam hyde

The 2 million wasnt for Hasan straight but for a charity of his choice. Hasan could have given that to any socialist or transgender charity he wanted but he's too much of a pussy about his image to actually accept it

See that's the thing about Hasan, he is a socialist that wants others to fight for him, not the other way around.

So he's a socialist? I see no contradiction, that's what socialists are.

A key trait among all socialist: wanting others to do the work for you.

Flair up or your opinions don't matter


^(User hasn't flaired up yet... šŸ˜”) 11036 / 57929 ^^|| [[Guide]]

Let's platform a Nazi!!! For charity if course tho, right?

I know, if enough people look into the things Sam does they will realize he's not an evil Nazi like Hasan says. Plus it's obvious Hasan won't take the fight because he'd get knocked the fuck out in the first round.

Edit: flair up you nazi

Yea, a guy who frequently hangs out with 'good friends' self proclaimed, proud Nazis and white nationalists and donated money to the Daily Stormer is definitely not a Nazi

Flair up, or else.


^(User has flaired up! 😃) 12400 / 65401 ^^|| [[Guide]]

I bet you actually think he committed the last twenty school shootings too. Flair up you nazi

So you're saying I made wrong claims? Are you saying he doesn't donate to the Daily Stormer and frequently hangs out with self proclaimed proud Nazis who he sometimes also called good people?

I don't know what Nazis he called good people but I do know it's very easy to donate in somebody else's name. I also know that he thinks it's kind of funny that somebody would accuse a comedian of being a literal Nazi and doesn't really care if people want to think that about him.

I also know that you're a disgusting unflaired Nazi.

Ps, Hasan is a gigantic pussy

I do know it's very easy to donate in somebody else's name

Looool he literally confirmed it was him publicly, the copium you people are going thru just to defend a Nazi is hilarious šŸ˜‚

Yea so funny 'these idiots actually think I'm a Nazi, why would they say that after I give money to Nazis and are doing the salute WITH ACTUAL SELF PROCLAIMED, PROUD NAZIS'.

"See guys, he is just joking! He is not a Nazi, him hanging out with a prominent Nazi, white nationalist and doing the salute with him was just a joke to show how stupid people are who call him a Nazi."

Are you actually listening to yourself??

Hasan is a big pussy

So is your mom

If you go around advocating for violence against a group you have labeled to be "evil" and one of the supposed members of this group challenges you to legally impose violence on them with the added benefit that they will give money to a charity of your choice, and you instead pussy out on the grounds of "not wanting to platform" them, then you are a coward simple as. And befor you counter with Sam's "death threat" it's part of the joke itself since KSI, a bigger internet celebrity than Hasan already platformed him. Hasan platforming Sam won't do anything when someone bigger than Hasan already platformed Hasan

If you go around advocating for violence against a group you have labeled to be "evil"

Hmm? Am I missing something? Are Nazis not evil according to you?

challenges you to legally impose violence on them with the added benefit that they will give money to a charity of your choice, and you instead pussy out on the grounds of "not wanting to platform" them, then you are a coward simple as.

Hasan never said he would do it, he explicitly said people should not feel bad for being violent to actual trash human beings when provoked

He multiple times, explicitly stated that he doesn't know how to fight and doesn't want to.

since KSI, a bigger internet celebrity than Hasan already platformed him. Hasan platforming Sam won't do anything when someone bigger than Hasan already platformed Hasan

If someone goes on Tucker Carlson, biggest news reporter on cable, would he reach more people or not if he later also went on Don Lemon, someone far less prominent?

The fact that you people are somehow think it's some big own that a guy who doesn't like Nazis and thinks they deserve to be punched when provoking people doesn't want to fight a Nazi in a boxing exhibition match is weird af

Bro you went on a month old thread to defend a hypocrite streamer Hasan and you think we're weird? Nah man your dick sucking nust be crazy. I phrased it that way because Sam Hyde is not a nazi just like how most people like you claim others to be nazi aren't. I bet you even think that Destiny is a nazi lmao.

Dude anyone who watches Hasan already knows about Sam Hyde with how stunlocked he's already become whenever someone mentions his name to him. Being in KSI's boxing event reached way more newer people than being platformed by Hasan would ever do.

If you aren't prepared to fight yourself then maybe you should stop advocating for violence against people who you think are "nazis". I will reiterate this again, Hasan the big bad macho libleft advocating for violence against groups he thinks are nazis should put his money where his mouth is. His platform won't do much to the reach thag Sam already has, all it's gonna do is if Hasan loses, his ego implodes and gets a mental breakdown, and if Hasan wins then Sam and the right gets humiliated, and in both scenarios Hasan gets to give money to a charity of his coice. Not wanting to platform is the shittiest excuse I've ever seen and heard from Hasan and watching clips of him throw bitchfits on stream and be stunlocked will never not be funny. Literally the most entertaining thing he has done on stream since all he does is watch youtube and "react" to it. Oh I forgot Hasan was already on Destiny's stream who MADE Hasan a big streamer on twitch so that debooonks again his platforming excuse. Before (and probably still does since the Daliban live rent free in Hasan's and his viewer base's heads) Hasan threw a bitchfit their viewers had huge overlap. Go cry back to your discord "lil bro", maybe Hasan will help you brigade more reddit threads if you donate to him so he can buy another million dollar home to cry in.

Bro you went on a month old thread to defend a hypocrite streamer Hasan and you think we're weird?

Why does it matter how old the thread is if I just saw it today lol, you think I checked how old it was and what does that have to do with anything?

Nah man your dick sucking nust be crazy.

Says the man writing a 3 paragraph response to defend a Nazi

I phrased it that way because Sam Hyde is not a nazi just like how most people like you claim others to be nazi aren't. I bet you even think that Destiny is a nazi lmao.

A guy who hangs out with actual proud, self proclaimed Nazis and white nationalists and literally donates money to Nazis who legally lost in court for harassing a Jew is not a Nazi? Or at the very least a Nazi supporter? Are you okay bro?

Dude anyone who watches Hasan already knows about Sam Hyde with how stunlocked he's already become whenever someone mentions his name to him. Being in KSI's boxing event reached way more newer people than being platformed by Hasan would ever do.

No they don't, and even if they did, you don't think a boxing match with Hasan would give him very much more publicity? That's the whole reason Sam is doing it, for clout, even he knows he would benefit from the fight, why are you coping so hard?

If you aren't prepared to fight yourself then maybe you should stop advocating for violence.

Lol what a weird take. He is not advocating for a war lol, he literally said that you should punch a Nazi if he is provoking you and not feel bad about it.

against people who you think are "nazis".

ARE* and you seem to be a Nazi apologist, since you think it's totally cool and funny to just fund Nazis who haras Jews

I will reiterate this again, Hasan the big bad macho libleft advocating for violence against groups he thinks are nazis should put his money where his mouth is.

Do you think ISIS terrorists who behead people for no reason should be punished with violence? Well unless you're willing to go fight a ISIS beheader, you're not allowed to think that, appereantly according to you. Again, what a weird take lol

all it's gonna do is if Hasan loses, his ego implodes and gets a mental breakdown

Lol again show asking you don't know a single thing about Hasan, what a loser talking on the internet about someone you obviously don't know anything about.

and if Hasan wins then Sam and the right gets humiliated, and in both scenarios Hasan gets to give money to a charity of his coice.

Bro, why would any normal person give money and clout to a fucking Nazi? What's wrong with you?

Literally the most entertaining thing he has done on stream since all he does is watch youtube and "react" to it.

Bro he is a satire-esque news reporter, who the fuck cares what you think about his content?

since the Daliban live rent free in Hasan's and his viewer base's heads

Bro, go to Hasans YouTube channel and search for Destiny's name and tell me how many videos pop up, then do the same on Destiny's channel and search for Hasan.

And tell me who lives in who's head rent free

Go cry back to your discord "lil bro", maybe Hasan will help you brigade more reddit threads if you donate to him so he can buy another million dollar home to cry in.

Lol cope hard

Keep crying man, go donate to Hasan tell him how much of a white supremacist Sam Hyde is and hates Jews (even though he's friends with and trained Harley Morenstein for creator clash). This post is a month old, you don't find this thread without actively looking for it or being sent to you. "Satire-esque news reporter" hahaha that's a big cope to a man who eats in front of a camera while watching a video as "content". I know enough about Hasan to know he pretends to care about us minorities when really he's just a grifter and laughs while people like you donate to his stream as if he's saving you.

Keep crying man, go donate to Hasan tell him how much of a white supremacist Sam Hyde is and hates Jews (even though he's friends with and trained Harley Morenstein for creator clash).

What an insane cope to defend someone who is funding literal Nazis lol.

"How could Sam Hyde be anti-semetic, he has a Jewish friend"

Hahahaha you're literally the meme. I'm not sure if you know but Hitker had a very good Jewsih friend, so no way Hitler was anti-semetic

Fact is, Sam funded a Nazis legal costs after the Nazi lost in court for harassing a jew.

"Satire-esque news reporter" hahaha that's a big cope to a man who eats in front of a camera while watching a video as "content". I know enough about Hasan

That's funny, obviously you just see Hasans clips on LSF to have such an uninformed take lol. And to unironically claim to know enough about Hasan to talk about what he does right after is hilarious. What a loser

I know enough about Hasan to know he pretends to care about us minorities when really he's just a grifter and laughs while people like you donate to his stream as if he's saving you.

I'm sure somebody who gives money to Nazis so they can harass Jews without legal consequences cares way more for minorities like you lol what a tool

Upon careful reflection and consideration, I'm sorry and I also forgive you. I probably shouldn't have said any inflammatory comments towards you as you don't deserve it as a human being. This conversation is probably taking a mental toll on you as doing so many mental gymnastics must be exhausting. I'll stop replying to you so you will have some peace of mind and you can stop defending Hasan on a random reddit thread for memes now. God bless you bro, remember God loves you, praying for ya šŸ™

I don't care about inflammatory comments, but thank you nonetheless (if it was actually genuine).

And same to you, hope you get piece of mind too so you can stop defending, at the very least a Nazi supporter/sympathizer who funds harassing Jews.

Oh and one more thing, watching Hasan at twitch con have a mental breakdown from people asking him if he's interested in boxing — not even if he's gonna fight Sam — has been hilarious

Nah they explicitly were asking him about Sam Hyde and if you think someone shouldn't be mad if strangers repeatedly ask you about having a 'charity' match with a Nazi like it's a normal cool thing to do. Bro it's a fucking Nazi, why is anybody listening to him, except if, you know, they kinda like him for that

I highly doubt that. The gloves make boxing relatively safe for amateurs.

He has enough money but the earnings could have gone to black people or mutilation surgeries or whatever he stands for

The gloves do not make it safe, thats a common misconception. Thanks to the gloves you can just wail on a guy's head without worry of damaging your hands like when they used less hand protection

That's true for seasoned fighters who hit like a truck and create concussive force. Not true for amateurs

The candy man is no amateur.

That's not how it works, you can hit someone much much harder with a glove than with a bare fist.

Which is only a problem if you're punching with concussive force, which these guys aren't. You read too much reddit headlines.

Usually when you box you punch with concussive force yeah

They make it safe for the amateurs hands, but those gloves have less give than the bones in your hand.

Neat factoid but now the give is compounding

Hasan is actually a great role model for socialists because he talks shit day in and day out online but the second any real pressure is put on him he cowers like a diaper-shitting baby

Socialists are pussies, hard why they need group think to hide behind.

You are a liberetarian right and you seem like a little pussy to me, oh well

"If you come at me in a public situation, I will defend myself. Even if I have to shoot through a crowd of people to do it." -Sam Hydesenberg, paraphrased by me.

Fuck Hasan.

Wealthy, never worked a day in his life, champagne socialist who's entire existence is being propped up by actual working class people and scalping content from less fortunate people.

At least he's damaging his own image, and I can point to him being a coward any time he comes up thanks to this.

Tbf if you’re the type to watch Hasan or donate to Twitch streams, or even watch streams in general you deserve to be scammed.

Honestly, spend your money on a bbq.

Based, though cooking meat on a spit over a fire is also good

OK go dirty monke style hahah

just wait til you see the uniform of the bbq: loin cloths

ok, since when did a libcenter like that advanced technology? I forage wild nuts and berries and then die of alcohol poisoning because I ate a fermenting mango.

Spit on my meat near an open fire? Is this before or after I furiously beat my meat?

I think of my finances in terms of how many burgers I could buy. A t-shirt? About 4 burgers depending on the quality

Imho Northernlion's streams are pretty great. And he doesn't allow direct donos, so that's pretty based.

Dudes the definition of a sellout lmao. Also he moved to Korea to teach English how can you defend someone like that

All he's doing by not allowing direct donations is making twitch more money

Twitch takes half of every sub, and bits cost nearly double what they make the streamer when donated

Direct Donations allow streamers to make the same amount of money, at half the cost to their user base, while denying twitch a large portion of income. THATS based lol

I like much of Hasan’s content but I would never donate to him because

A: he obviously doesn’t need it lol

B: he doesn’t read any of his donations and he walks off to take a dump 25% of the stream

C: it would just go toward maintenance costs for his $200,000 Porsche

Boomer take

Quiet

I think the things you enjoy are stupid and you should feel bad for enjoying them. See how stupid that sounds.

At absolute best, you are watching professionals play games or people traveling. It's a bad passtime either way, not very engaging and you don't learn anything practical, but I can at least understand that side of it.

Watching people like Hasan is actually braindead though. They're just consuming content you could watch yourself, while pausing every three or four minutes to say "wow" or "oh."

And people actually watch the shit because these people curate content for them, or they have a boner over the content thief.

Hasan provides his insight on things and people find it entertaining and insightful. You can call it stupid all you want but considering he is one of the largest political influencers he obviously resonates with people.

Replace the name with Andrew Tate to see how bad of a point it is.

Yes, he's good at exploiting a bad system, which is built to get money out of the lonely and stupid. He's a grifter, and the second someone challenges his persona, he folds. At least Tate, the scum that he is, sticks to his guns.

There are camwhores who are more respectable than Hasan. At least they put some effort in.

Tate doesn’t stick to his guns lmfao, did you see his Fox News interview?

No. I don't follow influencers. They're losers. New channels are a cancer.

Both are grifters. Difference is Tate is actually a "tough guy" while being a douchebag. Hasan just plays one on twitch, while being a douchebag. That's all I meant by "stick to his guns."

Tate has actually participated in violence and can, Hasan bitched out the first time someone close to his size called him out.

Completely incomparable and laughably poor analogy. Andrew Tate spews misogynist and dangerous rhetoric and Hasan is super based and cool.

Everytime one of these political ecelebs get popular they eventually show themselves to be clowns.

His take on ā€œWhat is a Womanā€ was so bad. I’ve heard of this guy but never knew he was such a clown.

mechaWasp

Anglo + Scouse?

My name isn't meant to be clever in any way. I like mechs and wasps, that's it.

ā€œNever worked a day in his lifeā€šŸ’€šŸ’€

Almost like he is creating value for people and they pay him for it.

Champagne socialist, you don't even know what socialism is

He’s a pussy because he won’t fight this random guy? They aren’t even in the same weight class. And it wouldn’t even be a friendly competition considering Hyde’s politics and the comments he’s made about Hasan.

I can’t think of a single reason why Hasan would fight him. So basement-dwelling rightoids won’t call him a pussy? They did that before Hyde even offered to fight him, and they’ll do that even if he accepts and loses.

Hasan is a pussy grifter and Hasan is always bragging about being a gymbro. Only reason he won't fight Sam is because Hasan is a failure and all of his "work" wouldn't be enough to defeat Hyde in the rjng

Being a gymbro doesn’t make you a boxer.

And having opinions you don’t like doesn’t make someone a grifter.

The reason he won’t fight Sam is that these content creator boxing matches are supposed to be friendly competitions, and he is neither friendly with Hyde nor interested in platforming him.

Young Turks movement in the Ottoman Empire were responsible for countless Armenian and orthodox Christian deaths. Kinda hard to take a leftist seriously when they speak out against the like while idolizing those who did the same

The Candyman will strike him with such fury that Turkish-occupied Anatolia and Constantinople will become Greek territory again. With an Irishman watching over it, of course.

Based and Constantinople-will-rise-again pilled

Don't forget the part where he said the US deserved 9/11. That was so bad that even his uncle (Mr. Young Genocide) told him to apologize.

I got banned in Hasan's chat for talking about the Armenian Genocide and pointing out that he worked for the Young Turks, who he then went on to claim he never worked for.

Denying genocide is a long standing tradition of the Turks.
Source: I am Balkan

why is it so hard for sam hyde to groom himself

400 IQ move so nobody can accuse him of being a groomer.

He's playing 5d interdimensional chess.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1349230/5D_Chess_With_Multiverse_Time_Travel/

Ah, yes, that game. False advertising in the title, only 4D Chess, but still pretty good.

Lmao that's pretty good

It's part of his unhinged schizo act.

He looks surprisingly normal when he shaves and takes off the birth control glasses.

>act

The main thing idubbbz got right in his ā€œexposĆ©ā€ doc is that hyde absolutely veils himself behind meta irony and thrives off of the ā€œis he being serious or notā€ energy that muddles his earnest opinions.

He was pretty normal on PKA, his weirdness there seemed genuine, he said that he just didnt like idubbz so he refused to give idubbz anything real

Sam Hyde was on PKA? When was this?

hmmmm sure

Even woody said that he was suprised by how normal Sam was, and woody is a boomer CNN huffer

Cope.

i was only pretending to be nazi like dudes.

why dont like my humour.

Pure Copium.

humour

lol a eurocuck

Uh oh no comeback? Copium

I like to think somewhere in the meme flood he actually did some of the things we accuse him of because, shit, who is going to stop him? We all think it's an act.

I hope it's Ukraine, where he apparently tried to assassinate two Russian generals, Zelensky, shelled a few residential areas and sabotaged the power grid for opposite sides of the war just to get things started (and so he could kill more Vice 'journos').

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsN7V_Fz6ns

[deleted]

Thats Dankula not Hyde

wrong. dankula was a pict from Scotland born in 832 AD. Hyde fought under Vercingetorix against Caesar in 52BC. get it right

Based and we built a wall around our first wall at Alesia pilled

I am so disappointed in myself for not knowing this really obvious information

He spent all of his grooming budget on kids.

because its way more hilarious if hes not

[removed]

^(in the ring?)

NO IN REAL LIFE!

Hasan bans people for talking about the fight or sam Hyde. Bro is becoming more and more authoritative by the day.

He thinks he can out-clout Sam.

Little does he know, the Candyman can.

He can run, but he can't hyde

I got banned in Hasan's chat for talking about the Armenian Genocide and pointing out that he worked for an organization named after the people who perpetrated the genocide (The Young Turks)

Not only did he work there, the main dude in the Young Turks is his uncle lol.

Even a commie is more based than an unflaired.


^(User hasn't flaired up yet... šŸ˜”) 11059 / 58063 ^^|| [[Guide]]

A socialist benefiting from nepotism? There's no way /s

Socialism is when uncle doesn't offer you a job

Thats because morons keep coming into the chat to ask Hasan if he denies the Armenian Genocide, because his uncle denied it when he was 18, and has since gone on record acknowledging the Armenian genocide

Hasan has never once denied the Armenian Genocide, has mentioned it every single time its brought up, and no longer works for that organization

So what exactly are you hoping to do? Get him to leave the organization that he no longer works for? To acknowledge a genocide that he openly acknowledges? Make him beg for forgiveness? lol

Maybe once acknowledge that it's kind of fucked up that his uncle, who Hasan worked for, operates a media company named after a genocide organization.

Wasted effort, they don’t care what Hasan believes or says. They just want to accuse him of hypocrisy. Doesn’t really matter if it makes sense or not.

imagine thinking its authoritarian to ban someone from a twitch chat lol, go outside

NO! IN REAL LIFE

Absolutely killed me. In a sane world, Sam Hyde would be a household name.

"Why is this Nazi not a household name! Please he needs to be famous, Hasan needs to fight him so he will get more clout, please this Nazi needs to be famous!!"

It’s only ok to punch nazis while they’re not paying attention. Otherwise they might hit you back.

Bonus points for swinging a bike lock.

if you are ever in fair fight, you already fucked up

Hasan is a fake commie bastard coward. Any real Chad commie would say "meet me in the street so my comrades can watch me liberate the working class". JS. Hasan is just being a little b****. I'm not surprised, he always has been. Unprincipled MF.

You can run, you can't hyde

Based and Candyman pilled

u/continual_flame is officially based! Their Based Count is now 1.

Rank: House of Cards

Pills: 1 | View pills.

This user does not have a compass on record. You can add your compass to your profile by replying with /mycompass politicalcompass.org url or sapplyvalues.github.io url.

I am a bot. Reply /info for more info.

Who is this clown and why does he have a ā€œCuomo Fauci for presidentā€ hat

Hasan Piker. Standard libtard and nephew of the fat guy from the tyt news network

Bougie as fuck neolib twatwaffle that larps as a commie.

He's related to the right people and mouths the right shibboleths so he gets a platform despite near literally being one of the pigs from Animal Farm.

He kinda sounds like Bourgeoisie scum ngl

Am I old? Who tf are either of these people? I know who to hate because of the colors but I don't know why

Hasan is a grifter selling socialism as his image while stealing unpaid labor. His "work" and contribution to society is eating on stream while playing YouTube videos.

Sam Hyde has the body of a natural rapist. There is no other body body that can make more men shudder in fear and women run and hide in disgust. He is the apex predator and the most feared of primordial men.

Why does no leftart even know what a fucking Nazi is

ā€œAnyone who disagrees with me is a naziā€

As opposed to the right’s ā€œnobody who agrees with me can be a naziā€

No it's just that nazis aren't very keen on small government, private gun ownership, and free speech.

My opinions aren't very alligned with Nazis unlike yours probably

Nazis are well known for their support of leftist beliefs like open immigration, medicare for all, and LGBTQ rights

Medicare yes, the other two, no

Nazis did and still do in fact believe that EVERYONE should have free health care. This is obvious as nazis of course see everyone as human, and deserving of rights.

lel i see what you did there. not everyone no. But theres a reason why they are called national (socialists)

If the nazis were truly socialist, as you claim, why did they execute communists and socialists alongside jews? This is such an idiotic argument every time it comes up. The nazis were not socialist, hitler used socialism as a way to tempt people into following him. None of his policies were socialist, he was strictly fascist.

>hitler used socialism as a way to tempt people into following him

Either this, or he lost sight of his original goals. Remember he was a member of the workers party, and in the beginning of his leadership he implemented a lot of policies to strengthen the working class and ease their burden. If I remember correctly, they built the autobahn and put policies in place to make it easier for every family to own a car. They added policies like maternity leave and a bunch of other new and lifechanging policies for blue collar citizens. I'll have to go back and read up, but if I remember correctly he tried to remove what he saw as a parasitic jewish influence in the banks and industries in Germany (Weimar, look it up). He tried to establish the nation of israel in palestine with the Haavara Agreement and move all the german jews to palestine. However the terms of the agreement were not acceptable to jews as they would have to leave their possessions and property in germany. At the same time, he was facing tremendous pressure from other communist and socialist parties, including former members of the nsdap who left because they believed that he had lost sight of his original goals.

It's called Leftist Infighting.

Now I wait.

Because Nazis were leftwing and that's not allowed.

Commies killed 100 million people and are obviously left. So people decided they needed a right wing foil. And picked self described socialists.

Let's pick another left wing / centrist group and call them right winged šŸ¤“

A guy who frequently hangs out with proud self proclaimed Nazis and white nationalists and donated tmmoney to the Daily Stormer could never be a Nazi!!!

That wojak is probably more flattering to Sam Hyde than he actually looks

he looks like a professional wrestler now. so not as scary fat and more wrestling fat

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/p1vsNu05-v8

Pure Irish power

Who in their right mind would want to have beef with Sam Hyde? Don’t you guys know that man has committed 100% of American mass shootings and has gotten away with each and every one of them?!?

Hassan is a mental gymnast & a cunt lol

Im a fan of sam hyde, but man his endurance is shit, guess the cigars got to him.

well hes 37 and built like a meat tank full of sausages. hes also 6 foot 5 and needs to lose weight. probably has never jogged in his life

I would punch the Lefty first

Tough on the keybosrd

Hasan is a grifting, genocide-denying piece of shit.

I respect you have your opinion about Hasan but he doesn’t deny the Armenian Genocide

You make me angry every time I don't see your flair >:(


^(User has flaired up! 😃) ^^|| [[Guide]]

He doesn't, he never has. I didn't realize this sub was such a circlejerk that someone telling the truth is downvoted, and someone using zenophobic slurs is upvoted. What a dumpster fire.

What?!? No no no. PCM is a safe haven for all views equally. No bias.

Before now I had only casually viewed memes that got to the front page, I don't think I ever dived this deep lol.

Daily reminder Hasan turned down the chance to give $1million to Ukraine just because he was scared of Sam making him look like a pussy

"Hassan piker I'm going to kill you" absolutely hysterical each time

"In the ring?"

"No, in real life"

This is a friendly reminder to HAVE YOUR FRICKIN' FLAIR UP!


^(User hasn't flaired up yet... šŸ˜”) 11027 / 57898 ^^|| [[Guide]]

Not shocked by the Pit poster

No in real life at his house in califoria not in the ring

The Candyman cometh.

Hasan could never fall into such a trap because he is, after all, the smartest man on the internet.

Holy shit!1!1!!1 is that Samael Al-hayed?!?!

At this point, I dont even know what a nazi is.

Lib Left quadrant would fund the same Nazi if he is fighting against russia

Imagine not taking the chance to punch hitler's top guy

The candy man cometh, the candy man taketh away

What a coward.

Why would he fight Sam?

Lol Hasan literally said he's not fighting Hyde because he would get his ass kicked. Hyde's a fucking beast

Hyde would hit him with the anger and fury of a billion Chinese people

Oh please fight Sam. Dude is a fucking tank

Who dis?

Left guy Hasan Piker

Right guy Sam Hyde

Ty.

Idk why I got downvoted. Can I not ask a question without someone Redditard saying ā€œHurr durr how dare this absolute imbecile not keep up with the same drama as me!?ā€

Sorry buddy, you have to have the same maladjusted parasocial attachment to internet celebrities as every other redditor

I'm just scrollin because this sub is a shit show, but holy fuck all these people who hate streaming but also know who all these streamers are and what they say day to day is hilarious.

Get a flair to make sure other people don't harass you :)


^(User hasn't flaired up yet... šŸ˜”) ^^|| [[Guide]]

Yeah it is kind of one of those ā€œrent freeā€ moments. I don’t watch streamers but spend enough time on various forums where through osmosis i get the general idea of these people. I only care so far as that it’s satirical in nature. Nothing wrong with admitting ā€œi don’t watch them, but i love the gossipā€ šŸ’…

Sometimes people sarcastically asked who dis, pretending the person is too insignificant.

I knew you were sincere from the centrist flair.

The candy man cometh

WHo is cartoon on the right?

Sam Hyde: Infamous Internet Troll and master of "Abuse the Audience with discomfort" humor

Do you blame Hasan? Sam's kicks sound like bullets. Look up a video of him training.

THE CANDY MAN COMETH FOR YOU.

punching nazis is a hypocritical movement started by people who don’t understand why nazis are a detriment to society. anyone who advocates for it is either an idiot or a liar.

Sam Hyde will kill him

Desperately begging him publicly to please fight him will not give him the ability to even touch him

Sam would be put into a self defense situation

Hi. Please flair up accordingly to your quadrant, or others might bully you for the rest of your life.


^(User hasn't flaired up yet... šŸ˜”) 11044 / 57981 ^^|| [[Guide]]

Sam would send his ass to the shadow realm

Who wears a "Cuomo/fauci" hat? Does he realize they're probably the two people who killed the most victims with COVID?

One likely funded its creation, the other stacked old people in disease filled homes. Which resulted in like 7k dead grandmas.

He’s wearing it ironically, he doesn’t like liberals. Doubt you can even understand that though considering you actually think Fauci created the virus

don’t know why you’re being downvoted? i fucking hate Hasan, but yeah, he’s being completely ironic

you actually think Fauci created the virus

I mean, the WHO says it's possible. Are you going to deny the science? https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/covid-19-urges-investigation-chinese-wuhan-lab-leak-theory-rcna32910

That’s different than Fauci creating the virus…

I said likely funded.

The NIAID gave money to the Ecohealth Alliance for gain of function research, which in turn funded the Wuhan inst. of Virology. Where a scientists was specifically working to take bat-borne viruses and make them infectious to humans. In Wuhan.

And then of course he lied in front of congress about giving money to Ecohealth, despite it being public record. Why would he lie about that? Oh, it's because he knows it looks bad that he was illegally funding gain-of-function. And why was it illegal? Because the WH decided it was too risky to make novel viruses infectious to humans. They didn't want to risk a pandemic. He ignored that directive. Whoops!

Sam our hero

Sam specifically said out of the ring actually

Only after Hasan refused to fight him, even when it was for millions of dollars to charity. Now, it's personnel.

I’ve been scrolling through the comments trying to figure out who either of these people are but I think it’s best I stay unaware

have you found out if he is a Nazi ? in which case it makes sense not to platform...

This is a friendly reminder to HAVE YOUR FRICKIN' FLAIR UP!


^(User hasn't flaired up yet... šŸ˜”) 11025 / 57873 ^^|| [[Guide]]

They mean sucker punch a Nazi

Who are these two? Is that Hassan? The only debate I heard recently was mr girl yelling at destiny to not have nick Fuentes on, soyest thing I’ve ever listened to.

Sam would win easy no 🧢

Hasan’s too scared

Really shows how based the boxing world is compared to political twitch streamers.

Hyde is back in the spotlight, and they're ignoring the old beef like random clickbait articles calling him a Nazi or his show being cancelled. He's allowed to do his thing, be entertaining, and they're enjoying it instead of trying to shit all over it.

Did I miss Sam Hyde drama?

He just had his fight, and called out Hasan right after he won.

That's a bit anti-semitic of Hasan ngl

Just crawled out from my rock. Can someone explain what the hell is going on?

I'm a nazi now

I watch Hassan occasionally but I haven’t heard anything about the Sam Hyde beef. Can someone give me some neutral context on this.

Sam is clout chasing.

Hasan is being a hypocritical pussy.

So nothing out of the ordinary

Average internet activities

So just typical social media beef. Thx for the info OG.

Go outside

Hasan piker is the most miserable millionaire on the planet

That Cuomo hat aged like milk

Sammy Boy would legit fuckin' ruin that manlet

Why is Hasan scared? He has a tactical advantage in the sense that his head is so small it's a harder target to hit.

Alright, Revisionist soy boy, get the hell out of the way and let me show you how a WOMAN does it! lifts large cast iron pan

Can someone explain the "ghost of Kiev" meme?

in between being the perpetrator of all american school shootings, sam hyde is also the ghost of kiev its pretty simple

People photo shop hypes face into things. He’s made the news for being an alleged mass shooter, and Tucker Carlson did a feature on ā€œthe ghost of Kievā€ with a tweet of him photoshopped onto a jet.

If any venue needs a pointy stick vendor for this fight, I'm your man.

Even a commie is more based than an unflaired.


^(User has flaired up! 😃) 11027 / 57882 ^^|| [[Guide]]

Flair up when told=Based

I genuinely think that, most of the Leftists, besides I guess PCM one's, are just unprincipled and do everything they do to reach their imaginary goal, the extreme form of "ends justify the means" and Hasan is one of the big examples of that. He doesn't actually believe that we should punch nayzees, bcus if he was, why doesn't he want to punch one? It can be said he's just a coward but I think he is secretly smart, he doesn't care about punching, all that matters is that he radicalises people to his side.

After all, would a dumb person become one of the richest streamers?

What the fuck is wrong with you lmao

[removed]

Well that rules out the majority of leftists.

fucking leftists they ruined leftism

Punching a Nazi isn’t a good idea anyway if the Nazi didn’t initiate the fight. You’d just look like a violent hooligan while the well-dressed fascist looks like a practiced intellectual.

In Hasan’s situation though, I would love to see a fight like this.

Well the whole "punch a nazi" comment isn't meant to be literal lol.

Is just a way of saying "Since Nazis openly preach about murdering us, anything we do against them is self defense" Us being: leftists, non-whites, disabled, Jewish, or any other individual that is targeted by the fascists.

Excuse me, i’m horrible with metaphors

Most people that aren't knees deep on antifascism misinterpret the meaning of that phrase is fine lol. Same happens with ACAB.

The left is really bad at naming shit.

Yeah, same thing applies with ā€œdefund the policeā€

Based and just fight in the gosh darn ring pilled

Did you just change your flair, u/Borkerman? Last time I checked you were a Leftist on 2022-9-2. How come now you are a LibRight? Have you perhaps shifted your ideals? Because that's cringe, you know?

Oh and by the way. You have already changed your flair 96 times, making you the fourth largest flair changer in this sub. Go touch some fucking grass.

^(I am a bot, my mission is to spot cringe flair changers. If you want to check another user's flair history write) ^(!flairs u/) ^(in a comment. Have a look at my FAQ and the leaderboard.)

As an Hasan Fan I can genuinely say theres flaws with the guy. Too Cocky Imo, but ffs, half of the comments bashing him have zero clue about him or his views.

First off, Socialism dosen't prevent having wealth, him having money, anyone for that matter having money, Isn't hypocritical to Democratic Socialism

He's openly donated to charities and to people so I'm not sure how people are saying he's "hoarding" It.

He literally raised $100K playing Elden Ring for Ukraine

As well to help with workers unionizing

For some reason saying the truth about a person means you're a "die hard fan who never thinks they can do wrong". I'm not, I'm also not making up shit about him either or trying to find a "gotcha" where none Is present

First off, Socialism dosen't prevent having wealth, him having money, anyone for that matter having money, Isn't hypocritical to Democratic Socialism

>socialist

>3m dollar house

Kek

Look, if he were a capitalist, that'd be fine. But he's a socialist, which makes him a hypocritical gigacuck.

Look, if he were a capitalist, that'd be fine. But he's a socialist, which makes him a hypocritical gigacuck.

He is a capitalist, he just grifts as a socialist.

Socialism isn't a poverty cult, believing it is shows how little you know about politics.

Get a flair to make sure other people don't harass you :)


^(User has flaired up! 😃) 11026 / 57876 ^^|| [[Guide]]

Still knows more about politics than Hasan.

Look, if he were a capitalist, that'd be fine. But he's a socialist, which makes him a hypocritical gigacuck.

How so? I mean, you keep saying that It makes him so, but how so? Just because you have money Dosent mean you oppose actually giving back. What do you think Socialism even Is?

Okay, so going by your premises, under socialism, it is okay for me to accumulate wealth, you'll leave me fucking alone and go about your business?

business

That's the keyword. Buisness. If you're not a buisness then It's not the concern of government.

so going by your premises,

These aren't my nor the premise of Socialism. You just suck at applying nuance to where Its due

Then correct, don't just say that I'm wrong, explain to me why. Also, when I said business, i didn't say it in a literal sense as in like "corporate business", but rather, "go about your business" meaning "minding your own business", "to not bother others", "minding your own stuff", or "to leave others alone".

It's a simple question tbh, you said it's okay for a socialist like hasan to accumulate wealth, so okay then, with that premise, I assume you won't mind if I accumulate hundreds of millions of dollar wealth peacefully under your socialist society, me being a citizen, right?

What do you think Socialism even Is?

Worker controlled means of production, primarily. And an enforcement of the idiotic notion that; "From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs"

Can you explain to me why Comrade Hasan needs a 3m dollar property? Does he need his own pool? That's not very class conscious, is it? In the glorious utopian Socialist paradise, not every worker could own a pool! There's simply not enough land! A public pool would be much better! A much better idea is efficient little pods that show true solidarity!

Now, as a Capitalist, I'd love a giant house with my own pool. But that doesn't make me a hypocritical cuck; I believe individuals should benefit from the fruits of their labour. If you're going to claim to be a Marxist though, it makes you look even more reddit'd to have that.

Worker controlled means of production, primarily. And an enforcement of the idiotic notion that; "From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs

Can you explain to me why Comrade Hasan needs a 3m dollar property? Does he need his own pool? That's not very class conscious, is it?

So as you acknowledge with your understanding of Democratic Socialism, there's nothing wrong with him owning or stopping anyone from owning a pool.

In the glorious utopian Socialist paradise, not every worker could own a pool!

Yes they could, but simply because you can dosent mean you want to.

There's simply not enough land!

I... what? What does this even mean? You're acting like the land just magically disappears. France Is Social Democratic, And last I checked pools exist. (Source: Good friend Is from Nancy)

A public pool would be much better!

And already exist. Public movies exist too, yet I still like to stream at home

Now, as a Capitalist, I'd love a giant house with my own pool. But that doesn't make me a hypocritical cuck; I believe individuals should benefit from the fruits of their labour.

Cool, same here. Socialism dosent prevent you from benefiting from your labor at all, you just have a lose view on what It actually Is. Hell, I never said I supported It, but atleast I know what It actually Is.

I could easily be just as disingenuous and day Capitalism Is the control of rhe people by Big Buisness and the Private Individual only. Thats not relatively true, but also Is a bad part of Capatalists.

Instantly shift to DemSoc when the dirty S word is used, a common tactic.

It's not "shifting" when you chose to use Socialism as a blanket term for Dem Soc.

This really has nothing to do with his views. He had the chance to donate $1 million to a charity of his choice, and he refused because of his ego. That's 10x more than what he did sitting on his ass.

He made the comments about Sam Hyde, Sam Hyde has never attacked Hasan's beliefs directly.

Also, he's absolutely hoarding wealth. He didn't donate $100K to Ukraine... he sat in his 3 million dollar house, and told his viewers to donate for him. All of that, instead of one fight to donate $1 million to charity without donations from his fans.

or trying to find a "gotcha" where none Is present

He's the one who said he wouldn't platform Sam Hyde... people aren't trying to "gotcha" him, they're pointing out that he did a shitty thing, and he won't own up to it. Instead he mass bans people, and pretends he's completely unaware of any offer of a charity event.

He's the one who said he wouldn't platform Sam Hyde

Okay...and? What do I care for? Sam still gets his views at the end of the day, He still has his fanbase.

. He didn't donate $100K to Ukraine

He literally did but okay

told his viewers to donate for him. All of that, instead of one fight to donate $1 million to charity without donations from his fans.

That's just not reasonable. Do a boxing match to get a random 1 million over playing a game and gradually reaching donations to Ukraine? Where do you think the $1 million comes from genius? Donations still are being applied

He's openly donated to charities and to people so I'm not sure how people are saying he's "hoarding" It.

He literally raised $100K playing Elden Ring for Ukraine

Sam had $1 million in BTC up for the fight, Hasan could have given 1 million to Ukraine but didn't because of his pride šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø

As well to help with workers unionizing

Lets see how he feel about unions if his team ever unionizes...

$1 million in BTC up for the fight,

Helping people of aliteral war that's causing families to become refugees Is more important than seeing an internet fight.

Hasan gave 100K In Cash funds, He dosen't even use crypto like that let alone has a wallet

Sam had an investor who was willing to put up $1mil for hasan, hasan said no.

Who gives a fuck if he "doesn't use crypto" (Spoiler alert, he's lying), you just have to send it straight to the Ukraine BTC donation address.

End of the day Hasan values his pride more than Ukraine, $1million could have done a lot of good, but he didnt care, much more than 100K which isnt a lot of money šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø

Sam had an investor who was willing to put up $1mil for hasan, hasan said no.

So thats an entirely different point. I'm saying whats know: Hasan dosent use Crypto like Hyde.

willing to put up $1mil for hasan,

Via boxing. That's stupid when you can just game for Ukraine. If Hyde wanted to do It, he would just donate It.

End of the day Hasan values his pride more than Ukraine, $1million could have done a lot of good, but he didnt care

You're blaming Hasan for not fighting rather than the guy not helping unless he does. Thats dumb

i don't really care about that shit, I just wanna see him fight sam hyde

Oh that's legit, thought It was a joke. This Is going to be interesting af

I’m not a Hasan fan but I don’t understand why the comments are mostly dunking on him and not Sam Hyde. Like come on guys, Hyde fuckin sucks

I have literally never known who Sam Hyde is other than the fact that he apparently keeps getting away with things, and at this point I'm too scared to ask

He can't keep getting away with it!

Let's see

Pulse

Vegas

Virtually anything bad in the Middle East

Waukesha

The assassination of Shinzo Abe

The Ghost of Kiev

What else am I missing

He is a known mass shooter, fighter ace, and sweets salesman

Punching nazis is bad. Just gives them more content to further radicalize their own ("See, they get aggressive once they realize we're right" "actually we are the more mature ones" etc.)

Politics aside, Hasan’s hair is really nice :>

[deleted]

I don’t care.

[deleted]

You wouldn't be safe without a flair.


^(User hasn't flaired up yet... šŸ˜”) 11027 / 57894 ^^|| [[Guide]]

Flair up or shut the fuck up

[deleted]

Get a flair to make sure other people don't harass you :)


^(User hasn't flaired up yet... šŸ˜”) 11042 / 57967 ^^|| [[Guide]]

I refuse to google who these people are

2070 Paradigm Shift changed my life.

sorry what is this a reference to?

Merkel insane nazi for being in the blue part of the political compass

Unflaired detected. Opinion rejected.


^(User has flaired up! 😃) 11041 / 57965 ^^|| [[Guide]]

He just doesn’t want a taste of the candy man’s sweet defeat.

He can run, but he can't hyde.

Hasan can't stand the thought of losing to the Sam the Candyman. It would kill him internally.

What's about left liberalism that's that memeable? /serious (if I have to clarify it)

Cant hyde forever

I honestly believe hasanabi and his chat have the same mental capacity of a senile earthworm

Ha

Average Hasan hate watcher trying to dunk on Hasan while simultaneously calling their favorite content creator a Nazi. Lmao

Hasan called him a Nazi, and he's fucking stupid. Quoting Hasan (wrongly) calling Sam Hyde a Nazi doesn't mean they think he's a Nazi.

It also has nothing to do with "hate watching" Hasan because it's not like Hasan is honest about the situation. $1 million to go to the charity of his choice, and he cared more about his own ego, enough to ban anyone who brings it up. He's a spoiled brat.

Hasan has said plenty of times that he doesn't have an interest in fighting in a ring with anyone. He doesn't want to do it, he doesn't want to change his entire life and routine for months to dedicate time training for a fight. Its extremely deranged that so many people in this thread think that Hasan not wanting to get in the ring somehow proves he's a fraud in his politics. By your logic, if I challenge Sam Hyde to doing fully penatrative hentai porn for a charity livestream on pornhub, he has to accept and do it or else he's a grifter and all his ideals are wrong.

Yall are insane, and the circlejerking is going hard in this thread.

Idk what’s going on, is this a pro-Nazi meme?

If the dude has a choice then nazis already lost

To be fair if Nazis exist, the other side lost

Nazis that aren't in power are just cringelords with an inferiority/superiority complex at the same time.

The candymans fists are made of jawbreakers. And hasan piker is made of peanut brittle

I dont know who that is it's just a general statement

cope

I can cope with having freedom šŸ™‚

You can cope with having "freedom" šŸ™‚

WhY wOnT tHiS tWiTcH sTrEaMeR fIgHt A pRo BoXeR?!?

>pro boxer

he's an amateur that's been in one fight

[deleted]

How pathetic of you to be unflaired.


^(User hasn't flaired up yet... šŸ˜”) 11027 / 57900 ^^|| [[Guide]]

Ahh my Twitter search pulled up one with "pro boxer" in bio. Still anyone who trains is gonna beat someone not trained

This is a friendly reminder to HAVE YOUR FRICKIN' FLAIR UP!


^(User hasn't flaired up yet... šŸ˜”) 11032 / 57914 ^^|| [[Guide]]

How pathetic of you to be unflaired.


^(User hasn't flaired up yet... šŸ˜”) 11027 / 57896 ^^|| [[Guide]]

oh hey an unironic nazis good meme way to go pcm

Hyde isn't a Nazi lmao

Sorry we cal you nazis authright here in this way too politically correct subreddit

I'd rather shoot a nazi

Even a commie is more based than one with no flair


^(User hasn't flaired up yet... šŸ˜”) 11027 / 57899 ^^|| [[Guide]]

[deleted]

This is a friendly reminder to HAVE YOUR FRICKIN' FLAIR UP!


[[Guide]] ^^|| ^( beep boop. Reply with good bot if you think I'm doing well :D, bad bot otherwise)

[deleted]

Flair the fuck up or leave this sub at once.

And again your Edgar suits are slipping. There is plenty of people outside of your realm of strawmen who will gladly punch you lot in the face.

Edit: Ooooh! This guy posting from a Nazi point of view cosplays as red&blue. Inspiring!

Unflaired detected. Opinion rejected.


^(User hasn't flaired up yet... šŸ˜”) 11026 / 57877 ^^|| [[Guide]]

And here is the bot which forces Nazis to wear Edgar suits. Nazis cosplaying as colors.

Because in his world, everybody should want to punch nazis

Cringe and unflaired pilled

[deleted]

I value my life more than my beliefs. The candy man would wear my skin like a coat

How pathetic of you to be unflaired.


^(User hasn't flaired up yet... šŸ˜”) 11020 / 57849 ^^|| [[Guide]]

[removed]

Even a commie is more based than one with no flair


^(User hasn't flaired up yet... šŸ˜”) 11026 / 57881 ^^|| [[Guide]]

Hasn't Hasan been really adamant about not partaking in YouTube boxing? And isn't "punch a nazi" a moral objective and has nothing to do with "I want to punch nazis". + Hasan is a himbo, he's too pretty to fight.

He’s what a dumb person thinks a smart person is

Like any other grifter; Walsh, Shapiro, Majority Report and especially Peterson (who's like the Big Bang Theory of academics).

That’s why it’s hilarious when he criticizes any of them cause they’re all pretty much the same

He's a pussy grifter who can't act on what he's saying (even though he probably doesn't believe it), this coming a former viewer

I honestly don't know what he's supposed to act on and being a pussygrifter isn't that big of a deal when the alternative is attracting 15 y/os to become far right. I don't see any wrong in marketing for a good cause right? There's nothing wrong with using attractive people to market a healthy lifestyle is it? Might not be the be-all end-all for progressive ideals but it's a good place to start.

I don't think being far right is that bad when Hasan calls people Nazis (even when they clearly aren't Nazi and or facist since he uses the terms basically interchangeably) and then advocates for violence against them. I'm pretty sure he even called destiny a Nazi once but I don't remember. If he actually fought Hyde then at the very least you could say he stands for his own ideals. But of course he doesn't, which is why he's a grifter and doesn't live by any of his ideals at all. (One of the reasons I stopped watching, I got really tired of a guy that grifted off others to get rich while telling me to eat the rich)

Why would you let a himbo define who's nazis or not? Far right are way more but their ultimate solution is state sanctioned violence against the non-ingroup. I think you're picking and choosing what Hasan has said then because he's pretty clear he doesn't want to participate in YouTube boxing and violence nazis is meant as a tool to oppose nazism (this being merited or not is a different discussion) not some brain rotten centrist take that two people with different viewpoints should fight it out for the entertainment of others.

Who’s Sam hyde

Is that Hassan?

Hey hey don’t but us lib left in there we want to see them fight