They closed the Arbyâs down the street
They closed the Arbyâs down the street
ha! nice try fluff! you almost got me!
I just got a deep fried turkey club from there a few days ago
Your...your nose is twitching! So it means...Arby's...Arby's isn't really closed, is it?
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Subwayâs like the land of inconveniences. Theyâre like âWhat do you want?â and Iâm like âsweet onion chicken teriyaki footlong on flatbreadâ, and then theyâre like âwhat bread?â and itâs like â[sigh] flatbreadâ and theyâre like âoh okay âŚdid you say footlong?â âyes I said footlongâ âdid you want cheese?â and itâs like âyeah could I get swiss cheese?â and theyâre like â...what kind?â and itâs like ââŚfuckingâŚâ And theyâre like âtoasted?â and itâs like âOF COURSE toaâyou canât have the flatbread and not toast it! Itâs like spongy, gross, starchy-ass fuckinâ bread! Itâs MADE to be toasted! Of COURSE I want it toasted!â And then they fucking toast it and they start helping the people behind you, and then it sits in the toaster for like 20 seconds longer than itâs supposed to, and youâre like âI JUST WANT LUNCH!â And then they fucking take it out, and itâs like ANOTHER person, and then you have to fucking get a read on THEIR personality, and itâs like âgod damnitâ, and theyâre like âwhat do you want?â and Iâm like âuh, spinachâ, and they just fucking DESTROY it with spinach, just like an avalanche of spinach, and youâre like âI want like FIVE OTHER THINGS! You canât just fill it up with spinach and think thatâs all itâs gonna be!â And then youâre like âonionâ and theyâre like âokayâ and they put like TWO ONIONS on it, and itâs like âMORE ONION PLEASE!â And then when you get some weird combination, like âcould I get mayonnaise and also sweet onion sauceâ they like throw up their eyebrows a little bit like âwhoaâŚâ and youâre like âdonât fucking judge me, Iâll eat what I want, I can make my own sandwich!â
When are they just gonna finally turn the counter the fuck around and let me do it
I commend you for the beautiful reference
Ngl arbys bathrooms are a better place to have gay sex then the dennys parkinglot
They do have the meat
Arby's parking lots are a better place to get fingered than the Denny's bathroom
Kid named finger:
I can't escape the meme! GODDAMNIT!
Man whatever happened to the appeal of burger King bathrooms.
When they have the meats
You are the meat
quake gibbing sounds
My reaction to this meme (I don't have Arbys in my country (also I can't find the real 3D saul goodman gif, only this one))
This is exactly when Mike became Finger
waltuh
Get your dick out waltuh
Iâm having gay sex with you right now waltuh
I ain't having sex with you right now waltuh
Damn now I kinda want a French Dip
My dude! Fr*nch dip is my go to sandwich! With a chocolate shake and some cheese sticks đđť
You don't have to censor the French in French Dip. I'm pretty sure the Fr*nch didn't come up with it, they probably don't actually cover their fries in enough salt to poison a water supply either.
people pleaser mfs when someone asks them to make a decision
I'm so hungry, I could eat at Arby's
They have never received a foot job under the table at Arbyâs.
Cheddar cheese and au jus lube
And they never will.
i unironically love arby's
I've only had one bad meal there and probably have gone dozens of times over my life
Here's how every conversation about Arby's goes:
"Yeah I hate Arby's."
"Have you tried anything there other than the roast beef?"
"No."
Their chicken/shakes are pretty good for fast food imo
honestly i love the roast beef, but the (probably incredibly inauthentic) greek gyro is my favorite item on the menu
God I love chicken shakes
I have a soft spot for their tendies malt myself
Been eating at Arby's for like at least 10 years now and have yet to have a roast beef sandwich, that shit just don't look right but everything else is delicious
That beef n' cheddar do be good tho
I know it looks wrong but it tastes good.
Eat that shit WEEKLY. Straight banging meals
Only problem is the burgers are very messily formed sometimes.
but honestly what fast food place doesn't have this problem.
Yeah OP is mad disrespecting Arby's right now
Nah the beef and cheddar is gods sandwich
I got that once by accident bc my blind ass couldn't see the menu. Best mistake of my life
Checks out because god is the architect of human suffering.
And pleasure
The duality of roast beef.
Why did you get downvoted for saying "The duality of roast beef"? Do people not like roast beef?
Nah, that's his cool rebellious son. He got kicked out for not paying rent or something.
He didnât have the meats
Him getting kicked out is understandable then. Arby's must be his rebound plan, now he has the meats.
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My dumbass read Arby's as Abyss
Anyone wanna eat in the abyss?
This exactly scene played out for me today when me and a buddy were waiting to get a tire changed. Yes we got the Arby's. It was ass. But it was worth it for the funny.
People making fun of Arby's whilst consuming their grease burger dipped in butter
Honestly though the orange cream shake is to fucking die for
Okay Iâm not gonna lie their chicken tenders and fries are delicious
Ayo why is Micheal Reeves in a batman movie
Can someone tell me why the riddler looks like a discord mod?
The plot of the movie is basically thatâs heâs a Gotham equivalent of a 4-Chan user who posts beheading videos, except itâs always important people in positions of power
So Batman has nothing better to do to stop a 4-Chan user posting beheading videos instead of yk? Actual crimes
Well the 4-Chan user is the one DOING the beheadings in this scenario
Oh thatâs a twist, but just cat fish him with a 13 year old to catch him
I will never, EVER eat at an arby's,
die
Here comes the plane!
You won't even get some mozzarella sticks?
They have good chicken strips and curly fries.
This is true
Idk how yâall dislike arbys itâs banger
ive been craving arbys for a few days now tho
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Chicken bacon Swiss samwich
Dude just get like a roast beef sandwich they ain't bad
I had the worst food poisoning imaginable from an Arbys
Are you trying to tell me thatâs not how your shits supposed to come out after eating a Big Beef And Cheddar?
He kinda looks like me of Micheal revees
kinda looks like me of Micheal
Huh?
Well, he is mentally insane.
The fog is coming
To be honest? I'm thinking Arby's.
Anyone else notice that he looks exactly like Michael Reeves
"i don't care where we eat" "ok lmao let's eat in a garbage dumpster" shut the fuck up boy!
That happened to you?
the first time i ever ate at arbys was the same day that i got food poisoning for the first time in my life
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Arbys is the foulest food known to man
Idk, you ever have arctic circle
No I have not. If it can compete with arbys Iâm not sure I want to
I have gotten food poisoning every single time I have eaten there
Last time I had arbys I was puking out my nose for 20 minutes at 3am
Alright, Iâm gonna be honest, Iâve never had anything good at Arbyâs. Iâve tried it 4 separate times- nothing.
But the curly fries are so good
Facts
They gonna have a heart attack the moment they take a nibble out of that burger đ
Fuck Arbyâs
Fuck you
ALL OUR FOOD KEEPS BLOWING UP
Bro couldnât handle the meats
Bro wants to fuck the meats
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Unironic for a sec, Iâve never had Arbyâs before, is it actually as bad as people say it is?
I think itâs nasty. Their fries are solid but the rest is shit
So they really donât have the meatsâŚ
I like their reuben and their wagyu burger
Elaine when Putty
Just get the fries. Thats all thatâs good there.
I never tried Arbyâs, is it really that bad?
The meat has the same texture as rubber and it really doesn't taste that good, so for all the hype it has its REALLY bad
I remember there was this one joke from early Simpsons where all the kids from the school were stranded somewhere, and one of the students says âIâm so hungry I could eat at Arbyâsâ
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Does he know?
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Guys I have to admit I tried Arby's recently, and I somehow enjoyed it...
Will the real skim dairy please stand up
That movie was kinda dry ngl
Arbyâs has a great bathroomâŚfor me to get fucked in.
Gah somebody here on Reddit told me to go over there and get something but I can't remember what it was..
I always get french dip there
i've got a hot date with the arby's deep fryer if you know what i mean
I have eaten at Arby's twice in my life they where in different states I got something different each time both times I violently threw up so fuck Arby's the food didn't even taste good.
They finally locked up Michael Reeves?
I actually like arbys
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I like Arby's âšď¸
Arbyâs slaps. People need to wake up and let go of the old 90âs trope.
There is no way that Arby's isn't a front for organized crime
If you talk about getting food and you say arby's, you just changed the subject
Iâm the âI donât care where we eat as long as itâs Burger Kingâ
Can confirm, I am that guy
Iâm thinking arbys
As one of these mfs this is too true
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Only go for the Gyro and Ruben
Arby's is good. Roast beef sandwich all the way.
Mmm Arbysâsđ¤¤đ¤¤
Anybody wanna go to Arbys with meâď¸đ¤đŻâ
NO! Noooooooooooooooooo! This is not how it's supposed to go!
Mod in the comments everyone act normal
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This isn't r/shitposting, so it's all good.
You're a reddit mod, I don't think you should be going anywhere near a fast food restaurant, maybe we can go to the gym instead?
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WE GO JIM đđđ
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No
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i was expecting download link, why are you here
I do
Reddit mods on their way to abuse the pin mechanic: