I want this as a full length film displayed in cinemas across the world
I want this as a full length film displayed in cinemas across the world
And i bet 1 morbillion dollars that it will make 47927328 hormillion dolars
It’s Hormobious time!
It's hormin time
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I'd unironically watch this
I'd unironically watch you watch this.
I'd unironically watch you watching him watching this
Id unironically fuck a dude
I'd unironically join in
I'd unironically watch you joining in
I'd unironically watch you watching him joining in
Id unironically fuck you while you watch him watch them
I'd unironically fire an AR-15 at ur balls
I’d unironically watch you fire an AR-15 at his balls
I’d unironically watch you watch him fire an AR-15 at his balls
I'd unironically throw your eyes in the oven
I’d unironically watch you throw your eyes in the oven
I’d unironically watch you watch him throw his eyes in the oven
I'd unironically watch you watching the watcher throw his eyes in the oven so that he can watch his show "The Watcher."
Id unironically perform CBT on the dude you're fucking
I'd unironically steal all your money and personal information while you all are fucking
Id unironically morb you as you're stealing my money and personal information but then get morbed myself
Id unironically watch you watch him watch this
ned flanders is literally waltuh white
Waltuh
Put your dick away waltuh
I’m not havin sex with you rn waltuh
😢😢😭😭😭😭
No sex before marriage
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Something everyone in my high school needs to hear
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is. AssassinMatrixMode
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Fuck off
"Yo Mr flanders" "Bart, we need to cook meth"
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is. MimoPescatore
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Mrs withe we need to cok
Mr whit let’s fuck hookers
Jese where is the 240kmh of methé for Gustavo Fringe
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is. MathMuhChicken
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Congratulations I now have ass cancer after reading this
Milhouse is Jesse
Perfection
I'm too used to the version with LazerHawk - Overdrive instead
I heard this song 50 times on Flashback FM when i was playing the.. dear god, the "Defective Edition" and evertime i hear it think of GTA 3
These opening gags are made by independent animators that's why
Guest animator completely unrelated from everything to do with the production, writing and staff of the show.
The new GTA looks sick
That's what I thought
I have a theory (based on absolutely no evidence) that the quality of the episodes are directly related to the quality of the couch gags. If the average couch gags of a season are good, the episodes will be lackluster. The reverse is also true.
This is literally just a guest animator
We can make a religion out of this.
They stopped doing couch gags
explains a lot
The relationship you described would be inversely related. Directly related would mean that as the quality of couch gags rises so does the quality of the episodes.
As for my own answer to OP, even a broken clock is right twice a day.
Sadly, it's just couch gag
:'(
The episodes are still very good and are still as good as the originals.
they’re good.
I don’t compare them.
different eras.
We need full LA-Z RIDER movie trilogy
Best couch gag ever, change my mind.
It’s a masterpiece
Simp Sons
The couch gags got better, but the stories got worse or were the same or [insert pop culture here]
Thats the couch gag not the episode
I was gonna say, this looks like one of the ones done by a guest animator also
It may as well be the whole episode
They did go downhill, this is just the last sparkle of joy we will ever get from them again
A pessimist
in here
Dope
Gta vice city vibes
Great game. Wish i could play it
"Johnny Tight-Lips! Where'd they shoot ya??"
"I ain't tellin you nothin!"
PUSH IT TO THE LIMAAAAAAAATTTEE
Best couch gag ever change my mind
Which episode is this?
Teenage Mutant Milk-Caused Hurdles (according to google)
Season 27 episode 11
It obviously has good and funny episodes or gags, but the overall quality of the season is getting worse.
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That "HI-DIDDLY-HO" prison tag 💀💀💀
This reminds me of gta vice city
Great game. Wish i could play it
This fucking song
Push it to the limit if you were wondering
I like the Max Power reference but I feel it probably wasn’t intentional
I was just thinking that. I really hope it was.
I get lots of kung fury vibes from this…
I like it!
I agree I like new simpsons
Hi diddly ho
Did the animators for archer make that because it looks similar to me at least
is this a hotline miami reference?
in my opinion the modern Simpsons are just as good and on manny occasions better than before
Same as family guy. Quality didn't drop a bit.
That was beautiful
Sometimes a down hill has a bump to make you go higher
senson...lol
Yeah it's still a fine show,I hope the new seasons are better
what is this copying?
Basically all 80s cop shows
Feels like gta vice city to me with the dressing code, city, intro and some scenes or maybe the game copied it from something else
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is. CremeOne4526
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Also called Outrun style
I don’t personally like the Simpsons but I have to admit that looked lit af
I want this as a stand-alone series
Explain this atheists
Push it to the limit makes anything 10x better
They have separate artists/writers come on and do the couch gags every now and then
Every single good one in the past 15 years is because of this
Actually a bummer this wasn’t made into a spin-off
WHY......They should have made this into a full season.
By far the best and most underrated Simpsons couch gag ever.
Change my mind.
The worst Simpsons will always be better than the best family guy
Even a piece of shit can have some carrot and corns untouched inside.
Senson
Homer NEO
Hotline
miami
Sometimes you wish the intros never end and that’s what you want to watch.
Are there any animated vapor wave action shows like this? The closest thing I can think of would be Black Dynamite.
My boy Steve Cutts made this animation.
The reason I like Steve Cutts
two things can be true
For the longest time I thought this was a parody of GTA:Vice City because of locations, outfits, the text style, 80's nostalgia and because of the classic Lamborghini
Thank you for this gem 💎
Yeah the couch gags got way better, it's the other 20mins that's the issue
Well at first he’s literally going downhill
Knowing The Simpsons, I honestly don't know if this is fake or not
I see Vin Diesel and Bryan Cranston.
I remember this episode! quite old now
just ice
JoJo Simpson
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
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Actual answer: because original early 90s Simpsons was anti-establishment, and people-pleasing, pop culture gags like this exist on the opposite end of the spectrum.
anyone know what movie this is based on?
Basically every generic 80s cop shows
I gotta know that song
Season 1-8 were so well written. After that the comedy seemed forced and didn’t land the same.
The series goes to a downhill ( tho there still pretty good episodes like Barthood) but the couch gag only gets better.
Tron
Gta vice city vibes
Hotline Homer lookin fire
I need this clip for my collection
Shit slaps hard
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what is this song
I got matches with these songs:
• To The Limit (cardio) by Italspeed (00:05; matched: 100%)
Album: New Year New You Workout. Released on 2013-01-14 by 6 Pack Media.
• Scarface (Push It To The Limit) by Paul Engemann (00:06; matched: 100%)
Album: Scarface. Released on 2007-09-20 by UMG - Geffen\*.
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Song Found!
Name: Scarface Push it to the limit
Artist: Italspeed
Album: Scarface Push it to the limit - Single
Genre: Alternative
Release Year: 1990
Total Shazams: 1235589
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new time crisis
This should be its own show, or movie...
simpsons never went downhill
Now show the full episode
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I misspelled it and left it cause I thought it sounded funny.
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minor spelling mistake
just because something goes down hill doesn't mean that there couldn't be a few gems
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is. shrink-ray2333
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Senson sensei am I
But that’s the intro, not the episodes
Cringe
I’m a Harvard graduate. Ph.D. IQ of 138 (Stanford-Binet). Sex Pundit. Mensa International. Free-thinking alpha male and lone wolf. Likely hotter than you, and definitely smarter. Debate me; I'm ready.
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Lol because it's fan made
Libral 👎
That was fucking dumb
The simpsons fell off mf's getting ready to watch yet another episode despite it "falling off"
This is Simpsons been Family Guy
Meh. Watch Hertzfeldt's Simpsons couch gag — now THAT'S masterpiece!
Damn gromer bimpsoninoid really be drivin he couch like car 💯💯💯
What’s the song
darude sandstorm
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Okay so here's my pitch for a new reality TV show
Basically, we get a bunch of very militant TERFs, and one trans woman, put them into a house where they're supposed to live with each other, but, once they've all arrived and are seeing each other for the first time (before they're allowed to even talk to each other), we tell them all that one of them is a trans woman, and, if they can find her and vote her out, they will win a million dollars. But if she isn't found out by the end of the week/month(?), she'll win a million dollars instead.
The catch?
There actually isn't a trans woman with them.
And then we get to watch them slowly but surely allow themselves to get overcome by their own irrational paranoia, paying too much attention to how deep everyone else's voices are, invading each other's privacy, overanalysing each other's mannerisms, policing each other's conformance to the very same standards which they complain about being held to...
And let us not forget the inevitable feelings of isolation and helplessness they'll invividually start experiencing once they start getting accused and shunned by everyone else.
Sure, it would probably have to be a one-off series.
But honestly? I think it would make some great television!
~~also ngl I think the name 'TERF War' has a nice ring to it, sounds marketable, rolls off the tounge~~
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hello guys i need help.
i was in science class… i got up to sharpen my dream pencil, and then my dream themed dildo fell out of my ass. i always keep it down there cause I like to imagine daddy dream fucking me 24/7 and it feels so good. anyways it fell out of my ass and out of my pants and my dreamphobic classmates started laughing and making fun of me. the teacher sent me to the office and i had to explain what happened. the principal suspended me from school for a week!!! this is unacceptable. just because i love dream is not a reason to harass me
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Wait. That was an actual episode?
Couch Gag
They have their moments
My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life.
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Why is this actually kinda cool
the episodes themselves have dipped. the couch gags are only getting better
80s vibe
My 2 favorite couch gags are “what animated women want” and it has Jessie and Walter in it
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A broken clock is right twice a day
Didn't know gta 6 was going to be on a couch
GTA VC:
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Whilst you're here, /u/Army_OF_Darkness_196, why not join our public discord server?