I mean, it could be worse. He could be sentenced to moving out to Arizona.
I mean, it could be worse. He could be sentenced to moving out to Arizona.
Oh god.
Or worse he could be sentenced to moving to New Jersey!
it is currently 115 degrees Fahrenheit
Mmm seared people 😋😋
The only thing worse than Arizona’s weather is Arizona’s “people.”
Got the grand canyon tho
Got the ~~grand canyon~~ tho
Earthussy
God help us all.
He’s too busy with earthussy
If anything my client should have the right to commit another crime as payback
Come to, uh, scenic Delaware! Where we have
Ah yes, I love going to see Delaware’s famous
Truly one of the United States ever
Water filled with forever chemicals, corporate tax havens, our biggest city has a massive crime rate, you have to be a straight cisgender nero-typical christian white person to live safely near the beach, and the lower two counties carry the risk of being attacked by a hoard of chickens.
But at least we have thats pretty good, right?
im reading all these posts in the xra voice and it makes them way funnier
New Jersey is literally right next to us, that is far worse
Strong agree
Deleware doesn’t exist.
r/delewaredoesntexist
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Because unlike Telochistania people actually believe in Delaware
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Well well well how turn tables the
As someone who has lived most of my life in Delaware, I can agree
Fellow Delaware person here. I managed to escape the tyrannical regime of the DuPont Company and defect to Florida. Escape if you can, my brethren
New deleware person here, I used to live in Jersey so this ain’t so bad
It’ll get to you. Delaware corrupts all. It only takes time.
Its really more tame than nj, I mean the drivers are about the same and I’ve only been sideswiped once in three months so thats a win
Imagine being able to be magically whisked away to Delaware....
"Hi, I'm in Delaware." Shrugs
It could be worse. At least he’s not from New J*rsey🤢
Welcome aboard the mystery flight!
Chill 😠
But the wise and all knowing Sam O'Nella is from Delaware
He is only able to survive there because of how smart he is
I would be an awful lawyer because I would most likely end up prosecuting my own client if I thought they committed the crime.
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