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North Norwegian here, also have midnight sun. The trick is to close your eyes

Oh damn, uh, that sucks!

Whenever you close your eyes a bear attacks

Do you have a tool for that?

If no eyelids, I suggest using pieces of ham for a effective but natural look

What about blackout curtains?

Serious answer, yes. But to expensive, easier to just buy ham

Can I use pastrami in place of the ham?

Ok Mr. Rich man

Yeah you take a knife and carve them out

Canada, sleep is an illusion, like the cold, and positive temperatures

There is no cold weather, never heard of him. You are just trash when it comes to clothes

Woah what’s with the drive by? Were all people

It’s a saying but modified to be a bit mean version. There is nothing called bad weather, only bad clothes.

If it’s never night when does all your crime occur?

Batman would not do well there

It’s Scandinavians, we don’t go outside except to drink and go mountain hiking.

I'm pretty sure they get like eternal darkness in winter. Idk i may be wrong.

That part is harder to wrap the mind around, but equally true

Yup, that's true

30 days of night ass place

30 days of dark, peaceful winter plains?

Sign me the fuck up

30 days of night is a horror movie about vampires finding one of those places that stays night for a long time

Oh, remember that one, it sucked with a power of Solar System sized black hole

So a small black hole then?

Yep, still a black hole though

The Thing 2 now premiering!

They do have AC there right?... Right? I remember in Virginia we lost power for a week and some two to three weeks.

It was 12 degrees in the house and 27 outside the house. That was during the daytime with sun beating down on us. At night it went down to 3 degrees inside the house.

Can confirm

Some places don't have a "Summer" or "Winter" season, they have a "Day" or "Night" season.

Instead of having a season they have an arc

Norwegian here. In addition to the sun being up all night during summer, it's also dark most of the winter. The trick is that we sleep during winter and stay up the whole summer.

Norwegians are just sleep deprived bears

"let's enjoy the sunset together"

"Don't you mean sunrise?"

"wait wha-?"

A few months later : lets spend the night together...

You mean 4 months?

U got it

Now I know when to plan a vacation to Greenland!

We had metal shutters on our windows that blocked out ALL light, and SAD lamps during the winter at Thule. It was quite something to leave a party at 2am and see the sun.

No sleep for Greenland today

Would that make it “true north” on a flat earth?

The concept of north loses any sense on a flat earth, as well as everything else.

Same here in Finland at summer. Winters sucks tho.

As a Greenlander myself, the best tip is to close your eyes and sleep

Ngl I love the idea of the super dark winters and super bright summers

The sun really went "sike you thought"

Imagine being a Muslim during Ramadan here

Ay yo what the hell

I feel so sorry for Islamic greenlanders

Music rocks, can someone give me the source?

Thats the neat part, they don’t

That's the Toolik Field Station.

Located in Alaska

u/greenland explain

Yo what is that fucking bop in the background

That’s the so called ice wall

How do the animals deal with that tho? Imagine if an animal used to darkness at night not being able to adjust to the eternal sun!

Welcome to 10 things people should know before passing elementary school

Number one: Seasons

Meanwhile the people on the opposite side of the globe enjoying their nights.

u/simonvrgn

There’s something about that I just don’t like

Thats the neat part they dont

It’s a lot better than the winters for sure

Thankfully no one lives in greenland

Omg

I’m pretty sure that’s just in summer

After seeing this video, I’m deciding to move to northern Norway.

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Deve ser uma desgraça morar nesse lugar

Flat earthers, explain đź’€

Imagine tripping balls with this one lol

https://www.earth.com/news/greenland-lost-billions-of-tons-of-water-last-weekend/

An ex leader dotard was overheard in suit in aircond office saying : 'where the fark have climate change?"

The sun never sets on the greenlandish empire

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What song is that?

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I’d love to see how flat earthers explain that

Thank you seasons

Thick ass curtains.

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Only in the summer tho

They just close the curtains