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Little dude has performance anxiety

Only female mosquitos suck blod

“Um acktually it’s only the females of the mosquito family drain blood through their proboscis it’s acktually very near as they do it to-“ 🤓

Don’t assume his gender asshole

His*? 🤨📸

Could be a male that identifies as a female

the only mosquito i’ll spare

Performance issues

Never has such an evil creature been so endearing

Skill issue 😂

This guy is a god among men. What I wouldn't give to have his genes. No more mosquito bites.

I had the same thought, give me whatever he’s eating

Ackshually It’s her. Male mosquitoes don’t drink blood 🤓

Achually the word guy has no gender

So you fuck guys 😳📷

Ok and?Hotties are hotties

We’re talking about the human

Actually he's referring to the person who's getting bit

Hes not talking about the blood goblin you fucking idiot

What prevented her from doing moskwit 👎

Are u not hard?

Haha bitch deserves it. No more blood for her nasty ass kids

erectile dysfunction

Y’all talking about the mosquito being dysfunctional but did you even hypothesize that maybe this guy just got a hard ass skin?

Wish my skin did this to mosquitoes as well

You can flex your arm muscles, at least that works for me.

POV: a mosquito trying to suck on my cock (it’s very hard)

Offtopic but when a mosquito lands on a ballsack does It such Blood or cum

Mosquit 👎

me when erectile disfunction:

Nanomachines, Son! They harden in response to physical trauma!

Thumb it in on the slack

😢

We must raise awareness about erectile dysfunction

FLEX!!!

lmao mosquito schnozz too soft

Best Reddit thread I’ve ever seen in my life

u/SaveVideo

Proboscile dysfunction.

Insectile dysfunction

don’t they spray the itchy stuff on before they penetrate the skin?

They is a way to make mosquitos explode

u/savevideo

Insectile dysfunction

Goofy ahh mosquito (i looked at another post to spell mosquito)

Skill issue

Insectile dysfunction

Dumbass