i felt that
i felt that
We all did
Truly all of us
:(
Friends?🤝
No :( i am too sad for friends
then perish 🔫😡
Okay :(
oh my fucking god this happened to me. and he was an IRL "friend" too.
It was me, fuck you
What, it was you? Fuck you then!
The secret is to drop them before they ever have a chance to do it !
Those kind of mfs are not friends at all
Waffle was taken by the Furries
No he was lost to Fortnite
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What the actual FUCK
Bots are weird, don’t question it
bruh this happened to me
Same here, but all of a sudden he started contacting me again and he's become a bit more of a chill dude, having a lot of fun exploring new games together. Wish this to anyone really, it's made free time a lot more enjoyable for me.
Sometimes people can get like that
They just get burned out from being near people or doing some activities. It's how me and my boyfriend are, he gets burned out and I give him time. Then by the next day or so he's back to normal.
I bet they’d still be the same after a while
They’ll always take you for granted
My brother in christ are you firebird?
Oh my brother in allah, I'm not but if I find him, I'll give him the biggest hug
My brother in YHWH, I just wanted to find my man so I can treat him like a real friend
Same my brother in alkareem, wallahi same
Same, friend of mine and I were ace at Destiny, then he just drifted off and started lying to get out of it, then just flat out said he won’t play with me anymore
I don't know your journey and I'm not trying to be a dick, but did you two mainly/only play destiny?
Mainly, but we also played fortnite for shits & giggles, Minecraft for fun, etc
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Hello, concerned father here. My son has recently got into the game called Fortnite? I've spent well over $500 on this game and its becoming a problem. Apparently the game is down right now and its causing a lot distress for my child. He keeps taking my newspaper and tries to "full piece" me. I don't know what this means but I'm starting to think its something associated with the devil. He won't come with us anywhere unless we take a "launch pad" to get there. Its starting to get worse by the hour and I don't know how much longer I can take this. His legs, arms, and hands are shaking violently yet he refuses to take any type of medicine unless its a "big pot" or "chuggies." Someone please help me.
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I (f34) am pregnant with twin boys and my husband (m34) told me that he was dead set on naming our sons "notch" and "jeb" I know most of you are probably unaware, but these are the names of two of the people who created minecraft. My husband is a big minecraft fan and builds stuff on the game a lot and has minecraft posters, he even said he wants to play minecraft with his Sons. I told my husband that I want to give our children regular names, not after minecraft because they are not objects, and my husband got really defensive about it saying that he should be able to choose because he is their father and I never gave any name suggestions. I will never name my children after minecraft because I don't want them to get bullied and feel like it's dehumanizing to name them after a game. I told my husband that I'd rather get a divorce than name our kids after minecraft and he got really angry and raised his voice. I'm pregnant and my hormones maybe made me really emotional because I started crying. A few hours after that, we calmed down and I asked him again and he said he will for sure name the kids "notch" and "jeb" AlTA?
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Well, I would have guessed that maybe he got tired of playing Destiny but that isn't the case then, nevertheless, I'm sorry they did that to you
My ex is like this. We stayed friend after we broke up but she won't contact me for 6 months straight then will try to get back with me from July to December.
It's been 3 years
She's treating you as a backup or a boomerang, move on bro and keep moving forward without even looking back 💯
Oh I know that. But in the end, it's still easy and free sex, so I'm kinda treating her the same way she treats me
No sex before marriage
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I’m a Harvard graduate. Ph.D. IQ of 138 (Stanford-Binet). Sex Pundit. Mensa International. Free-thinking alpha male and lone wolf. Likely hotter than you, and definitely smarter. Debate me; I'm ready.
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Waffle is a fucking traitor
I need friends again, I need a friend group that's atleast 16+ (little kids are annoying) and they play different games that's not shitty p2w games
What kinda games you play?
I like to play random games, I play stuff on steam: Gmod, or whatever's on my 200+ games list.
Astroneer is one of the top ten games of all time
Nah
Maybe the 11th best at most
I had friends like this, got to a point where they wouldn't even reply to me but I'd still reply to their stuff almost instantly. Don't accept this behaviour, these people are scummers.
People sometimes like to take advantage of your kindness, from personal experience what I had to do is remove my filter and whenever I notice that people are taking advantage of me I just simply call them out on it, since then I've been better at making friends and in general people started respecting me more.
People change.
I literally own every one of these games except for GTA and The Forest.
Waffle is an undeserving cunt
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Song ? Beat ?
I wish I had friends.
Same
It’s impossible to not have atleast a little sense of enjoyment when playing with someone.The dude was with you in some games that you’ve played in. I just can’t explain how tf he wakes up the next morning and think to himself “Aight, I’m tired of playing with him rn”
Feels
happens to me all the time
legit my friend
Dude this happens to 90% of my friends
had a IRL friends, kept buying games for em but they never decided to play. i was to noob for em. that is true honestly.
decided to do something about it. removed them all , told em why im mad at em and told em to fuck off.
now im happy playing a game i like , with a friend i found in game.
Tf is ass-stoner
Cringe
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Time to panic and start sending random shitposts hoping to start a conversation.
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who leaked this 😔
Don't worry mate, find new friends, move on, and always strive for success, your friend circle can make you or break you, so choose them wisely
This is legit me and my ex-friend’s relationship
this ruined my day
Sigh. Relatable
Why are most of my “friends” like this man
That means you chose your friends poorly, it's OK, because there are tons of people on this earth but always focus on the quality of your friends not the quantity mate 💯
I wish i could find people like this, i socialized with hundreds and hundreds of people and still never found a real friend that doesn’t put up an act
In a way you have to peel down that act, people use an act as a layer for new people in their lives, I wouldn't blame them because they might have gotten hurt alot in their life, that's where you come in and try to remove that layer, if you're not compatible it's okay, you go for the next one, until you find the right person for you, if you socialise with hundreds of people and still can't find any friends, that means that you're a rare person, so you need to work extra hard to find the right person, which is a good thing because once you find them you'll cherish them and they'll cherish you, and always keep going forward mate, one day you'll get what you want.
Thanks man, really appreciate it, you dropped this my brother 👑
Have a great day
You too mate.
Fuck Waffle, everyone fucking hates Waffle.
Emoshenul 😢
this is actually really fucking sad damn dude
waffle became lost in his ways, whike the one he once guided and cared for cried out to him for his companionship, like they once had, he slowly distracted himself with his own roleplays and acts to try and distance himself from what he once was, a man, who had been proud, but now was merely the playtoy of society
He became a furry by the look of his pfp.
I felt this on 1000 levels
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