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I wear makeup while playing video games

2* Lil escape from reality🤝

We are not the same

Escape from reality^2

Could I interest you in everything

All of the time

A little bit of anything

All of the time

Apathy's a tragedy

And boredom is a crime

Anything and everything

All of the time

Could Interest you in anything all of the time?

A little bit of everything

All of the time

Apathy's a tragedy And boredom is a crime Anything and everything And anything and everything And anything and everything And all of the time

next song

I cannot really play the guitar that well, or sing so, apologizes.

Stunning 8k resolution mediation app…

In honor of the revolution

It’s half off at the Gap

*knocks the water over

Bro you re literally everywhere

Everywhere?

All at once?

That movie is now my favorite movie

mmm just a little bit

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Not with that bitch, she just wants you to grind and buy her expensive makeup

Life is not always about the grind.

Beta talking

Grinding is for my employees not me

If you yourself are not grinding then you don't deserve your employees. The grind is eternal.

Me gonna play some video games right now

I love Bo Burnham

We love Bo Burnham

Bo Burnham loves... Us?

"part of me loves youuu, part of me hates youuu, part of me neeeds you, part of me fears you, I don't think that I can handle this right now"

I can’t fit my hand inside a Pringle cannnnnn

I wanna have a daughter

Btw, you know that girl definetly didn't read the answers

Is is legal to troll someone this hard?

as legal as opening someone front door without their permission, not entering, and then saying you did it because you thought some suspicious activity was happening in that house

PERFECTLY LEGAL

Bo Burn ‘Em

i need to replicate this time someday

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA YES

Girls: Why are you playing video games? Also girls: Spend $1000 for fashion alone.

Same reason you still post photos with filter on Facebook/instagram

Personally, some guys should play video games and wear makeup.

I do both. Life is grand.

What's the source of the guy laughing

For anyone who digs this, I implore you to watch his Netflix special Inside.

It’s very deep and insightful and I guarantee will have you thinking as much as laughing.

I'd actually counter that the biggest weakness of the special is that it's sort of "pseudo-deep" and actually a rather surface-level depiction of a rich guy navigating the pandemic (while making general statements about "wokeness" and social media).

I still really enjoy the special and would recommend it to anyone, but I don't think "deep" is the right word. Very entertaining though.

I would respectfully disagree. Ever seen any of his other work? Cause that would be a really weird assessment coming from someone who is actually familiar with what Bo Burnham has to say.

Yeah, I've seen all of it and I'm a fan.

I'm not trying to say your opinion is wrong, or anything. And again, I liked inside a lot. Just personally, I found inside to be a little masturbatory and not quite as smart/philosophical as he thought it was.

‘Make Happy’ is also on Netflix… it’s very good as well

And the same could be said about how thought-provoking it is. But the circumstances of Inside take it over the top for me.

They say the ocean's rising, like I give a shit They say the whole world's ending, honey, it already did

☕ women

Women

Women ☕

Deserved

Based and redpilled

facts

Same with furries

no, you're just different

Actually I do not “wear makeup” I put it on to take pictures for collabs and take it off. I prefer writing fiction to escape reality.

Actually I do not “wear makeup” I put it on to take pictures for collabs and take it off. I prefer writing fiction to escape reality.

Lame comeback. Especially since you can’t attract most women with a video game (ironically you can turn some off so maybe it is the same?? Either way still lame).

I know that I’m not one to talk, but I’ve met a couple of people that’s found a relationship over a video game.

Have you ever seen the movie “He’s Just Not that into you”? If so, face palm/rewatch. If not, go take a peek.

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So the main purpose of make up is to attract men?

I mean biblically yes lol I have friends who state they wear it because it’s creative/artistic but I also have friends who it makes feel confident (enough to attract partners and fend off low self esteem dating 🤣)

Lost me at “biblically”

🤣 understandable. I was raised Christian/took some religion courses in school so I learned that when the sons of heaven came down, they taught the women how to read the stars and use make up to attract/lure men. I’m not sure about the history of make up but I’m definitely gonna take a peek. I just assumed that’s where it began but I’ll learn today

Makeup predates the existence of your God.

I have no god 🤣 I said I was raised Christian. There’s an implication in that which you ignored

"Lame comeback. Especially since you can’t attract most women with a video game (ironically you can turn some off so maybe it is the same?? Either way still lame)." - 🤡

Tell me about it. I was definitely turned off by many a video game date that I never considered a date (especially since there was always another gamer there). “Tell me you don’t want intimacy without saying it, Zack”.

Funny how the only person that agreed with that statement was yourself.

Yea look where I’m at

I thought pokemon go was a dating app?

Naw so far I’ve only caught Pokémon & lost most of the fights

Hmm. Maybe it's cause you're wearing makeup and you're trying to start a relationship with a lie of what you look like. Have you tried no makeup?

I’ve tried no make 97% of the time I’ve been alive on earth. Tbh with or without there’s no difference. It’s always raining dicks, never vagina thou 😭

Damn, that's rough. My condolences.

Thanks bro

You’re trying a bit TOO hard to degrade someone for their hobby. Learn to live a little 🥱.

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🤣 the irony, telling someone whose opposed to sitting in a chair all day bleeding their eyes out staring at a screen & furthering their arthritic psoriasis issues. I am living. Maybe when I see others not knocking other ppl’s hobbies I’ll stop (unlikely thou because my brain has too many op)

Ok.

Such a short & boring plank

Thank you

Knew you’d understand

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You sound just like the other guy who commented the same thing.

God I wanna suck his cock off.

So, your comparing one putting on a little lipstick to an addition to imaginary foolery? REALLY?

Grandpa please put down your pager and go take your schizophrenia meds.

Scout?

Where is the guy from?

Bo Burnham from "Inside" on Netflix

Bo Burnham in the wild! I was wondering how long it would take to see a meme template from Inside. So many memeable moments.

Burn unit arrives

r/unexpectedboburnham

The music pls?

It’s Welcome to the Internet by Bo Burnham

That one there was a violation, personally I wouldn't have it.

Yo yo, I remember that laugh is from a song in YouTube. Can anyone help out? I can't find it

welcome to the internet

Anything and everything, all of the time!

I summon u/RedditMP4Bot

Amen

Based.

whats the song

Welcome to the Internet by Bo Burnham (03:59; matched: 100%)

Album: Inside (The Songs). Released on 2021-06-10 by Imperial Distribution.

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Whats the song

Welcome to the Internet by Bo Burnham (03:59; matched: 100%)

Album: Inside (The Songs). Released on 2021-06-10 by Imperial Distribution.

I am a bot and this action was performed automatically | GitHub ^(new issue) | Donate ^(Please consider supporting me on Patreon. Music recognition costs a lot)

r/comedygenocide

Sheeesh that’s a 1 hit ko

Cringe as fuck

Bruh why its a black screen

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be happy be horny be bursting with Raaaaage

we got a million different ways to engage

Could I interest you in everything all of the time

I don’t wear make up and I’ll never so tf you mean u talking to a mirror or what

Could I interest you in everything