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Excuse me, I see cheeburger on ground

I think he had a problem with the inflation

For more information, look up "Ryder Inflation"

Not gonna get me with that shit m8

"Ryder, not this again!"

Riden with Biden 💪😎🚲

Joe Biden’s America

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Good eve, In response to my permanent ban I’d like to ask one question; who decides wether this post was funny or not? It seems that a lot of Redditors, like myself, enjoy these kinds of posts. Even if it’s not hilarious, it’s still pretty shitty. In my opinion shitty enough to be on your subreddit. If I violated a rule, please let me know. If not, I’d like to request to be unbanned. Correct me if I’m wrong; this post was not conform “your” standards, well, that’s personal. I find it mildly inappropriate to give someone a ban on behalf of your personal opinion, while the public opinion speaks for itself. Also, the word “karmawhore” is a little bit offensive to me, for I am not on Reddit to score the most karma. Thanks in advance.

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attempted assassination by bike, bike is now on death row

Oooh a piece of candy

No you guys he just saw some chocolate chocolate chip on the ground

Think about this conservatives: if you saw some chocolate chocolate chip on the ground, would you not also get right on your knees to slurp it up? That’s what I thought. Checkmate.

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The bike clipped into the ground.

Look like his tires ALSO have a problem with inflation

Like money economy

His foot got caught, this video is cropped poorly but you can see he has like a basket thing he couldn't pull his foot from

His right foot, it gets caught in the basket and he leans over to the right so he can't catch himself

It's literally just cola you piece of shit. There's no cough syrup or anything. What the fuck is wrong with you. How fucking desperate are you to seem cool that you decide you want to force a "joke" about a child consuming drugs. Which would be funny except nothing in this scene implies that they're doing drugs or a drug stand-in. You just saw a can of soda and the two neurons in your head fired for the first time in a week, and you jumped into the comments to screech lEAn and spam purple emojis like a clown bastard. You people are the reason art is dying. Fuck you

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That's why you don't get fancy ass racing bikes

They got him the nicest bike possible to ride for the cameras. Too bad he’s a bit slow and forgot about having his other foot in that thing

bruh, his shoelaces got stuck in the pedal.

This is why I always hated having those hoop thingies on the pedals.

They do more harm then good.

Still funny af, tho xD

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Should’ve been “wasted” from GTA

Jokes aside, his foot got stuck in the pedal thingy.

You can see he tries to step off with his right foot except he puts it right back on the pedal which causes him to fall

Someone stole his training wheels

When you’ve gone too long without an ice cream break. 🍦

Cant drive a bike but rules a country..

Are you insinuating that anybody who has ever fell off a bike, by accident, can never run for office? Because that would be silly

Im insinuating that someone who falls off of a bike while standing still indeed should not run office.

That’s also silly. People have accidents like this all the time

If you cant even stand up straight you shouldnt even be running a country. All of the American politicians are just jokes.

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

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what about FDR, or ppl like Greg Abbott? They can't stand up straight.

You kidding right? Unlike FDR and Gregg Abbott Biden has done absolutely nothing. He sent billions to aid in a war while his entire country is struggeling to pay for gas. He tweets every now and then about the political issues just to make it seem like he cares. Hell the guy doesnt remember half of what he is saying whenever he speaks.

He sent billions to aid in a war while his entire country is struggeling to pay for gas.

boy if Americans were like you in WW2 we'd be speaking german by now.

I'm a regular John from city Kansas. I love burgers, soda and my native country very much, but I do not understand our government. Everyone says America is a great country, and I look around and see who else is a great China. China has a very strong government and economy. Chinese resident is a great man. And the greatest leader Xi. Thick hair, strong grip, jade rod! We would have such a leader instead of sleeping in negotiations, rare hair, soft pickle, bad memory old Beadon. Punch!

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You cant compare this war with the biggest war thats ever happend. Not only is it plain stupid its disrespectful af. Russia isnt focused on the US. The nazis wanted world domination from the start. Also by sending money to a country in war there is about to be some weapons funded by the US ending up in Russias hands.

*East Ukraine

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The nazis wanted world domination from the start

lmao you literally don't know the history. They never said "we're out to take over the world" at the beginning. They just wanted some "room to breathe": https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lebensraum

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

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Joe Biden’s America

LIBRAL SCOOL BE LIKE:

9:00: GAY LESON!!

9:45: how to be be GAYY!!

10:30: TRANS LERNINNG!!

11:15: GAY RECESS!!

11:45: CROSDRESING HOUR!!

12:45: GAY LESON!!!

1:30: TRANGENER LUNCH!!

2:15: BLM PERIOD!!!

3:00: COMUNIS T HISTORY!!

3:30: TAKE NON BINAR BUS HOME!!

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If you're gonna post shit and talk shit about the shitty post at least make sure your shit is spelled correctly before you post .... convincted 🙄

It would be understandable if someone fall while riding but....

i didn't fall while riding ur mom

My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life.

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That’s pretty good 😂

Don't even live anywhere near USA and still the news are talking about this

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And now it's time for the roundup of today's gay news, with Colin Topshed

Quick roundup of today's gayness now, starting with the roads. The M70, the A3, the B664 and the A48M, they're all gay as from midnight tonight.

The gay elements are Potassium, Zinc, Hydrogen, Copper, and Argon.

Quick look at the world's walls; the Wailing Wall is gay, Hadrian's Wall is very gay, the Great Wall of China, that's not gay, and the old London Wall has also stopped being gay.

Gay cars next; they're the same as last night. All Volkswagens registered between 1982 and 1985; they stay gay for another fortnight.

And finally the gay seas are the Caspian and the Mediterranean, so see you there.

Thanks, Colin. He's not gay by the way, we wouldn't employ a homosexual.

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"It's like riding a bike" mfs when they have to stop

The bike🚲 was later convincted of treason🚓

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