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I’ll name him Ricardo

No, Liquirado

You had the chance to name him Mario and you missed it

Ultimate bidet

He's got the setting on seven smiley faces

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This is wrong, where's the n word

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I love him

High class amphibian real estate

Oh right. I forgot it's Wednesday.

Thanks for reminding me.

man really had to go huh

Pipe frog

Song name?

God that song brings back so many memories

Water Bong Bro.

HE HAS RISEN KEK IS UPON US THERE IS HOPE

JOIN US!

Is this the second coming?

u/redditsave

u/savebot

It’s Wednesday my dudes.

Looks like good luck to me

But if you close your eyes dose it feel like nothings changed at all

Oh where do we begin, the rubble or our sins.

Nice idea wrong music..

I think the THX sound would have worked better

You mam are a freaking genius... HE HAS ASCENDED...

It’s actually “sir”, but I let my gf customize my avatar. Thanks either way :)

I dont base that on the avatar, I randomly chose...

Man, he cums a lot.

Oh.

He is loving that stream on his under carriage 😂

He is loving that stream on his under carriage 😂

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Their baby forms came out the same way

Thanks for the laugh. Times like this make me realize I have a weird sense of humor

As soon as I saw his nose, I was convinced that the water pressure was going to launch him in to space

r/dontputyourdickinthat

Me peeing in my dreams

Shawshank Redemption

Can frogs breath underwater or just hold their breath a really long time?

It is Wednesday my dudes.

I imagine it screaming like Andy Dufrense at the end of Shawshank Redemption. Lol

that frog penetrates more holes than me

This genuinely made me smile and I don't know why

But maybe that's ok

what’s the name of tha music?

When you gotta pee, you gotta pee

Long live pipe frog

Oh god now he's peeing 🤣

The frog taking a leak

Pipe pepe?

mario frog

“stinky language” LOL

He is the chosen one he will bring balance to the force.

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I got matches with these songs:

• Pompeii by Bastille (00:10; matched: 100%)

Album: Bad Blood. Released on 2013-03-01 by Virgin Records.

• Verkocht bedrijf aan Duitsers by Marc de Hond (00:08; matched: 100%)

Album: Wie Bang Is, Krijgt Ook Klappen. Released on 2018-05-18 by \$&PIAS\$& Comedy Distributed.

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He's just taking a piss, give him his privacy

Is this what all those book people say when they say he shall return and he is risen. I’ll pray to a frog if it means I get out of eternal damnation.

Frog;MMMH ahh what a good piss I took rn

This happened to me once