I live in the American Gardens building on West 81st street. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our life styles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.

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2022-06-04 13:24:47

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I live in the American Gardens building on West 81st street. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our life styles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.

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2022-06-04 14:25:29

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u/pickleswithcheese

And all they found was a pile of singed chest hair

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SHARK RIDAAAAAAAA

(5)

CoC Patch confirmed?!

2022-06-04 16:06:58

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u/StomachArtistic5028

Felt old when i asked a kid his age and he replied 10 years ..... Asked him when he was born and he replied 2012.

2022-06-05 08:12:53

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u/METHlun

Stop, now I feel old too

2022-06-04 11:18:20

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u/AlphaWhiskeyOscar

Fail. It went over 6 seconds. No one sees you die.

2022-06-04 13:19:02

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u/Kkyvzzz

Dont worry bro, its just raw uncut footage

2022-06-04 16:10:39

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u/mtnjoker

Bruh as a kid I didn't think about it much

But how did this mf survived this?????

2022-06-04 16:40:22

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u/CompetitionForLOST

because he knew that in the future he would become lean if he survived.

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Balls😯

(0)

It's literally just cola you piece of shit. There's no cough syrup or anything. What the fuck is wrong with you. How fucking desperate are you to seem cool that you decide you want to force a "joke" about a child consuming drugs. Which would be funny except nothing in this scene implies that they're doing drugs or a drug stand-in. You just saw a can of soda and the two neurons in your head fired for the first time in a week, and you jumped into the comments to screech lEAn and spam purple emojis like a clown bastard. You people are the reason art is dying. Fuck you

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2022-06-05 04:01:11

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u/Woooosh-If-Homo-

trial and error probably

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What's the song?

(12)

Fetty wap

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1738

(1)

I said hey what's up hello

2022-06-04 12:40:32

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u/ClaudioMoravit0

is it me or the plane is a lockheed p38 lightning?

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El Macho

(6)

Looks like it's based off a c82 packet.

2022-06-04 16:33:56

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u/ClaudioMoravit0

yeah it's that. A sort of a cargo version

2022-06-04 16:55:49

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u/throwaway1647aye

2013 - 2017 was the golden era

2022-06-04 16:43:13

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u/yungvandal11

unironically very badass scene

2022-06-04 16:11:46

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u/Demonkil890

The difference between stupid then vs now is back then it only affected the person doing the act instead of affecting the others not a part of the act

2022-06-04 16:46:34

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u/Cautious-Affect7907

Vine>>>>>>>>>>>>>>TikTok.

2022-06-04 18:08:35

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u/nyan_chicken

dont't need to say it

2022-06-04 18:23:03

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u/Cautious-Affect7907

But it’s true though.