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This seems like anti-morber propaganda

I do not tolerate the fatherless behaviour of these morhiophobic people behaviour 🤢🤢😡😤😤

mf literally wrote morioh lol

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

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Morioh cho radiooooo

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

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my favorite part of morbius is when josuke beats up the man in the hospital

When spider bites morbius

My favorites part is when Kira catches Shigetchi and he says "it's Duwang time!!!" before blowing him up.

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

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I don't believe you (I didn't watch the movie)

morblasphemy!

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You ruined the entire movie! How could you?!?

ALWAYS watch the fuckin after credits scenes. They're important. In marvel for example,they spoiler the next movie

i believe you (im a strong believer of morbianity)

I am so damn confused whether "It's morbin time" is actually in the movie or not. This is the greatest mystery ever known to man.

Schrodingers morbin time

Will you watch that movie and vomit like you never did in your live or you will trust the internet? Your choiche

It is, it happens right before he takes a huge dump off a building, he then screams ITS MORBIN TIME.

Big splat though. That's what he means by saying "it's morbin time"

Wait, so he says it right before he takes the dump, then takes the dump, then screams it? This makes a weird kind of sense in my head

You know you are right the absolute perfection of the scene stunned my memory. He takes a fat dump then yells its morbin time. Really the climax of the film, and by climax I mean I had an orgasam.

It is (I have not seen the movie either)

This confirms it

It is a morbstery

Saddest thing is that nobody will ever know. The truth got lost in the sweep

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Do you have a source on that?

Source?

A source. I need a source.

Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion.

No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you MUST be a subset of the information from the sources you've gathered.

You can't make normative statements from empirical evidence.

Do you have a degree in that field?

A college degree? In that field?

Then your arguments are invalid.

No, it doesn't matter how close those data points are correlated. Correlation does not equal causation.

Correlation does not equal causation.

CORRELATION. DOES. NOT. EQUAL. CAUSATION.

You still haven't provided me a valid source yet.

Nope, still haven't.

I just looked through all 308 pages of your user history, figures I'm debating a glormpf supporter. A moron.

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This is the saddest moment of my life

My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life.

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It did happen I saw it yesterday

In seriousness, it is not

However, it should be

Shut up you have a sylveon pfp

mmmmmmm wall toast 🤤

Why the hell are all sylveon pfps insane psychopaths jesus christ

because it's morbin time!

Do not disrespect the ones with eeveelution profile pictures.

No

(I will get downvoted)

Yes

(he will)

he does not believe.

He's not a true morbster

he a lobster🤢

All hail Lobius

Morbion sounds way cooler

He does. You only see it in your 25816182nd watch.

Every morbius personalized...

Morbius offers a different experience for every viewer. That's why it's considered one of the movies of all time. 1 morbillion out of 10 Truly a masterpiece

Don't you mean a morbiuspiece

Morbese

Wdym I'm morbidly obese and not morbiusly morbese 😡😡😡🤬🤬

WOW that's exactly what my doctor said to me at my last health check up (I think my doctor is a morbius fan his first names even Micheal but not morbius for his last name)

Fun Fact: When the movie Clue aired in theaters it had three different endings, and each theater was randomly given one of the endings. After seeing the film, people who saw different endings would argue with each other about who the murderer really was.

Every morbius procedurally generated…

I remember that, before the movie start a prompt appeared asking if I was ready to "morb out". Absolutely freaking amazing.

morbillionth watch

It's in the end credit scene. Sauce tho.

These morophobic🤢🤢

Must be the Mandela Effect, because I'm absolutely positive he does say that line.

Damn, it’s been only 2 months and the movie already has Mandela effect

That's why it's one of the movies of all time

That's what I thought man it's absolutely positively the most movie of all time

It is one of a movie in the entire film industry!

Don't you fucking dare say a bad word about the greatest film ever created. When he pulled his dick out on top of that building and screamed "ITS MORBIN TIME" I about cried.

Yea i morbed in a playground today

And now it's time for the roundup of today's gay news, with Colin Topshed

Quick roundup of today's gayness now, starting with the roads. The M70, the A3, the B664 and the A48M, they're all gay as from midnight tonight.

The gay elements are Potassium, Zinc, Hydrogen, Copper, and Argon.

Quick look at the world's walls; the Wailing Wall is gay, Hadrian's Wall is very gay, the Great Wall of China, that's not gay, and the old London Wall has also stopped being gay.

Gay cars next; they're the same as last night. All Volkswagens registered between 1982 and 1985; they stay gay for another fortnight.

And finally the gay seas are the Caspian and the Mediterranean, so see you there.

Thanks, Colin. He's not gay by the way, we wouldn't employ a homosexual.

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My favorite part of Morbius (2022) is when Morbius Morbinson (the protagonist) is fighting the Bad Guy (the antagonist) and Bad Guy says "hrngh.... your power is so strong and cool... it's morbid!" and Morbius Morbinson looks directly at the camera, smirks, raises one eyebrow, and responds "i think you mean... it's Morbius!" at that moment the theater erupted in sobbing and cheers, and i knew that this masterpiece deserved every cent of it's Morbillion in profits.

My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life.

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I love Ralph

I love watching him absolutely rip into Steven Seagal. Ralph just looks so despondent and disappointed in what Steven does.

Legit one of my favourite movie critics. His old vids especially were legendary, but I also really vibe with his chiller, more mellowed out personality now that he’s an adult.

Because it saya"It's morbinG time" with a g

Sauce for song?

I think it's The reason why by Ayasa

That’s gotta be the most soulful piece of music I’ve ever heard. Felt like I was watching some tight group of comrades who’ve been through thick and thin finally go their separate ways.

Morbius (2022) original motion picture soundtrack

ofc he doesnt say “its morbin time” thats such a stupid quote

what he actually says is “every morb has its bius” before using his ultra instinct to blast bakugou into space

You didn't WHAT

The line can only be heard by the most devout Morbius fans

Morbophobe spotted

My disappointment is immeasurable and my existence is ruined

It did actually include the line, “You won’t like me when I’m hungry”

And then he was offered a snickers and the movie ended or something I don’t know

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.

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song name?

What's that beautiful music?!

The reason why - Ayasa

Actually he does in the after credits scene. In order to hear him say that you have to watch the movie 69 times in a row at 4:20 AM.

Can confirm. Froze time to do it and he looked directly at me and said "senbonkagetora....it's Morbin Time!"

cap

On another note, what is the song?

The reason why - Ayasa

What song is that

Sad violin anime music

The reason why - Ayasa

"aChTuaAlLy..." Fucking nerds. Yes tEcHnicaLly the line "it's Morbin time" isn't in the movie. The actual quote is

-What time is it?

-Morbin time

No…you’re wrong…NO IT CAN’T BE

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

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The reason why - Ayasa

Song name

"The Reason Why" by Ayasa

Bro!! Put a SPOILER on this post!

What song is this?

"The Reason Why" by Ayasa

He didn't see it because he fainted before the final battle where the line is dropped because (He fainted because he couldn't take hiw good the movie was)

only true morb fans can perceive the scene

It is in the movie (I have watched the movie)

it will always be morbin time in my heart

What is this song? I'll get the bot don't make me

Yo Mr music finding bot can you find this music

"The Reason Why" by Ayasa

🤓

As a morbiosexual, I find this offensive

No sex before marriage

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Song?

"The Reason Why" by Ayasa

Go Go Vampire Rangers?

Well now I'm definitely not watching

Did anyone watch the movie?

[SERIOUS] i cant really understand from the memes around it. is the movie good or bad? trailer looks dope.

It's bad

yea, but we always have bad movies yet none of them exploaded in meme culture quite like this one. its interesting...

The room

never heared about it.

No... No... NOOOO! THIS CAN'T BE TRUE! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

It does, however describe a serum as "deadly to bats, fatal to humans". Actual word-for-word quote of what was written in the script and spoken from Jared Leto's mouth.

Im straight up getting morbed by this

Morbin time is in your heart

I am pretty sure he says it though (I didnt watch it either, and I dont plan to)

This is me coming out as Morbosexual (I masturbate to Morbius porn)

The birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, my dick is throbbing, what a beautiful day for cooming. Good morning, A, I've been awake for 20 whole seconds and I haven't coomed yet. It's time to hope on my porn throne and machine gun jackhammer my bloodshot death-grip bloodshot semi chub with my roided doomfist once again! (Types on keyboard). I-s...is that a?? HMMGH, I-I MUST SNIFF, SNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFF** OH GOD (FAPFAPFAPFAP) FUCCKK, HUHGHU, SNIIFF, HUHGJGUHHGUGHU (SMASHES DESK) I-I-IM COOOMING!!!!! IM COOMING, IM COOMING IM COOOMING IM COOOOOMING COOOOOOOOOOM, COOOMING, FUCCKKK, AHHAFHHAHUHG, COOOOOM, AW FUCK ITS EVERYWHERE, COOOOOM, AWGAHUGHAHG. Aw fuck, aw fuck. oh jesus. ahhghhha, there you are, my slippery white goo to the world, my son, my son...Well, it's time to get breakfast...well a little coom first wouldn't hurt.

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No sex before marriage

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This completely incorrect watch the goddamn end credits he says 'it's morbin time' to vulture

where is the music from?

"The Reason Why" by Ayasa

Completely irrelevant to the post…anybody know the song used???

"The Reason Why" by Ayasa

Yeah, the line is "It's morbing time."

I have actually searched "it's morbin time scene" an became frustrated when nothing came up.

That doesn't sound right but I don't know enough about morbius to disapprove it

This dude clearly has not seen morbius. He says "its morbin time" right before he morbs the dude with the hat

Didn’t realize Ralph was such a filthy liar.

Wait until they find out Breaking Bad doesn’t actually contain the line “Jesse, we need to cook.” for exact verbatim.

That’s literally the only reason I considered watching it

Nice fucking spoiler alert, bozo. smh my head

JARED Leto did pretty good in that

Fake

cap

Bro I watched the entire thing yesterday through a discord attachment I was so fucken heartbroken when he never said it's morbin time 😭😭😭😭😭

Stop lieing and spreading misinformations 😡😡

I watched half of it until i couldnt bare anymore

More like Lessbius

Gottem

edit: why are you booing me? I'm right

I bought the Morbius: Blood Ties novel instead of watching the movie.

The mainstream media deceives yet again

And now it's time for the roundup of today's gay news, with Colin Topshed

Quick roundup of today's gayness now, starting with the roads. The M70, the A3, the B664 and the A48M, they're all gay as from midnight tonight.

The gay elements are Potassium, Zinc, Hydrogen, Copper, and Argon.

Quick look at the world's walls; the Wailing Wall is gay, Hadrian's Wall is very gay, the Great Wall of China, that's not gay, and the old London Wall has also stopped being gay.

Gay cars next; they're the same as last night. All Volkswagens registered between 1982 and 1985; they stay gay for another fortnight.

And finally the gay seas are the Caspian and the Mediterranean, so see you there.

Thanks, Colin. He's not gay by the way, we wouldn't employ a homosexual.

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He's trying to bait people into watching the movie 😡

It's time to break bad

Lies, deception

MorbLies, morbception

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"The Reason Why" by Ayasa

MusiK ?

"The Reason Why" by Ayasa

Fuck that guy!

auddbot

"The Reason Why" by Ayasa

Fake news

And now it's time for the roundup of today's gay news, with Colin Topshed

Quick roundup of today's gayness now, starting with the roads. The M70, the A3, the B664 and the A48M, they're all gay as from midnight tonight.

The gay elements are Potassium, Zinc, Hydrogen, Copper, and Argon.

Quick look at the world's walls; the Wailing Wall is gay, Hadrian's Wall is very gay, the Great Wall of China, that's not gay, and the old London Wall has also stopped being gay.

Gay cars next; they're the same as last night. All Volkswagens registered between 1982 and 1985; they stay gay for another fortnight.

And finally the gay seas are the Caspian and the Mediterranean, so see you there.

Thanks, Colin. He's not gay by the way, we wouldn't employ a homosexual.

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Bastard

LIES!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Hey whats the music?

"The Reason Why" by Ayasa

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Would you believe it was a decent movie

I just watched it and it is in the movie this guy is lying to sabotage the box office

What is this song called?

"The Reason Why" by Ayasa

!song

"The Reason Why" by Ayasa

Never thought I'd see Ralph on here lmao

Anyone know the song?

"The Reason Why" by Ayasa

What's the song?

"The Reason Why" by Ayasa

It's morbin' time

Cap

My friend says his grandmother goes to church with the stepson of the lady who's cousin remarried the father of the director, and word is that while the exact line isn't in the movie, it's heavily implied (the director hasn't seen the movie either).

Someone tell me the music

"The Reason Why" by Ayasa

Looks like someone hasn’t had their daily dose of Morbius yet (he’s really cranky and not thinking rationally)

don’t care + didn’t ask + cry about it + who asked + stay mad + get real + L + bleed + mald seethe cope harder + dilate + incorrect + hoes mad + pound sand + basic skill issue + typo + ratio + ur dad left + you fell off + no u + the audacity + triggered + repelled + ur a minor + k. + any askers + get a life + ok and? + cringe + copium + go outside + touch grass + kick rocks + quote tweet + think again + not based + not funny didn’t laugh + social credits -999, 999, 999, 999 + get good + reported + ad hominem + ok boomer + small pp + ur allergic to sunlight + GG! + get rekt + trolled + your loss + muted + banned + kicked + permaban + useless + i slept with ur mom + yo momma + yo momma so fat + redpilled + no bitches allowed + i said it better + tiktok fan + get a life + unsubscribed + plundered + go tell reddit + donowalled + simp + get sticked bug LOL + talk nonsense + trump supporter + your’re a full time discord mod + you’re + grammar issue + nerd + get clapped + kys + lorem ipsum dolor sit amet + go outside + bleach + lol + gay + retard + autistic + reported + ask deez + ez clap + straight cash + idgaf + ratio again + stay mad + read FAQ + youre lost + you “re” + stay pressed + reverse double take back + pedophile + cancelled + done for + don't give a damn + get a job + sus + baka + sussy baka + get blocked + mad free + freer than air + furry + rip bozo + you're a (insert stereotype) + slight_smile + aired + cringe again + Super Idol的笑容 + mad cuz bad + my pronouns are xe, xem & xyr + irrelevant + deal with it + screencapped your bio + karen/kyle + jealous + you're deaf + balls + i'll be right back + go ahead whine about it + not straight + eat paper + you lose + count to three + your problem + no one cares + log off + don't care even more + sex offender + sex defender + get religion + not okay + glhf + NFT owner + you make bad memes + problematic + fall in line + dog water + you look like a wall + you don’t know 2 + 2 with yo head ass + you are going to my cringe compilation + you can’t count to five + try again + you failed kindergarten + rickrolled + no lifer + guten freunden schickt man einen deutschen panzer + you have a anime profile picture + an + fatherless + motherless + sisterless + brotherless + orphan + you can't catch this ratio + catch some bitches + I don't care about your opinion + genshin player + you dress like garbage + 日本語がお上手ですね + get fucked + you can’t understand what the word intelligence means with your dumb ass + you have hair + queued + put some thought into what you're going to do with that + stfu + go to bed + yes, i'm taller than you + i think your joke is funny + i rejected your mother's advances + marooned + you can’t read + I win + final ratio

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Whats the song name?

"The Reason Why" by Ayasa

Did you just mock morbius the greatest piece of cinematography ever created?

Someone didn't wait for the post-post-credits scene (it plays four hours after the movie ends, and it make me cum)

whats the song?

Everyone, the song is "The Reason Why" by Ayasa

What's the song?

guys we have to make “its morbin time” for into morbius 2. Its morbin time

This man is clearly confused, in the movie it says "its morbin' time"but this dude tought it is" is morbin time" so technically it isnt in the movie but he is stupid and thinks none of them are inside of morbius

Says the guy who trashed and acted like a baby towards The Joker people who liked it

!I’m just kidding by the way, I think he’s alright. That review was very weird though, and it makes it even weirder that he deleted the video as if he may have been unable to handle the criticism, but whatever…!<

The mandella effect

What is the song in the video?

I don't believe you (i watched the movie)

Lies, all lies.

It was bad enough without it

Morbus😔😢

Whats the song bro

What's the song?

Song?

What a morbiverse of madness we live in

where was the stan lee reference

There wasn’t and there never will be again. RIP Stan

Whats this song?

I watched the movie and it does not contain that line. Greatest disappointment in my entire life