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I'm about to commit war crimes

let me help

I will help too

I will help three

I wheel help four

I will help five hides Hitlerstache

lets just share our warcrimes to get the most

I see we're all joining in the battle against this unjust creation

Finally, i will achieve my dream.

You have my sword

And my projectile vomit

ill commit them with you

Allow me to help

Bring out the tsar bomba

This watermelon pizza is a war crime, you're just about to save the world

… no… just…. Like…. Who hurt you?????

Someone will pay for this.

I read that in cobra commanders voice

r/keto approves

I just wanna talk to him I just wanna talk to him Take a lebel model 1889 I just wanna talk to him I just wanna talk to him

Me too, I Just wanna talk to him

found the hunt-player :D

Hunt player ?

.. ah damn. r/HuntShowdown, a game with a lebel and basically the only time I ever saw that gun in a game or in popular culture.

There is multiple WW1 game that have it

Really? Oh. Never played battlefield 1, havent noticed yet.

Except for Battlefield 1 because french forces aren't selling, over the wire an Verdun have them

When you mix the 'pineapple' crowd with the 'never gonna eat the crust" crowds

Hey, pineapple on pizza isnt as bad as this! I never thought i would stand side to side with the Italians, but here i am

In all honesty, I love pineapple on pizza. A ham and pineapple w/o sauce is the way.

Yes!! I can relate!

I see weed is legal in this state…

I live in Italy and i think that's a little wrong

Same and I got a tumor

cazzoAbdulo dice che sei italiano ;)

show that to an italian and you will die

This made me genuinely angry.

This didn't make me angry, it makes me scared.

yeah ik it's just too much salami

Wait until you hear about cured ham and melon

this looks disgusting but ngl i would want to try it

I can't even imagine what baked watermelon alone would be like

Five minute crafts be like:

هاااااا هاااااا هاااااااااااااااااااااااااااااا

^i ^kinda ^wanna ^try ^it

r/shittyfoodporn

Too bad they don't allow videos there

i am italian and this is so painful to watch that i feel like i am slowly dying on the inside

Italian mafia knocking your door.

"just let us put pineapple on pizza" they said

"it's not too bad" they said

Fast forward a few year and they'll be making wotrmalon pizza?

What next? Mango pizza? Lemon pizza? Pizza with no pizza?

I'm no Italian but...... Reloads gun

Why would someone put a fresh fruit like melon which supposed to be eaten fresh in an oven? Just why? This makes me sad.

Pineapple Pizza enjoyer here, we have a common enemy.

Coco melon

Only giga chads will eat the crust of that pizza

You mean cursed

This makes me want to vomit

This is not blessed.... THIS IS NOT FUCKING BLESSED. IT'S JUST PAIN....

I failed to see the blessed part of this blursed video to me it’s just cursed

This is cursed not blursed

They didn’t even cook it, the salami is FUCKING RAW!!!

hawaiian pizza with a twist

I’m gonna vomit

I would eat the cheese, watermelon, and meat together....in a different way. Like on a charcuterie board. Or with other types of melon on a plate with proscuitto. But the pizza sauce no.

I'm not saying the death penalty is in order here but...

This is even worse than I expected.

Just why

Waste of food

As a representative of pineapple, I’d like to humbly ask what the fuck is this monstrosity?

They say fruit doesn't belong on pizza, but pizza doesn't belong on fruit either

What part of this is blessed to you?

I'm crazy enough to try it

Send that to the president of Italy, make some popcorn and watch the world explode

We had pineapples on pizza now get ready for

This summer

We make

Pizza of melUn

u/savevideo

Pineapple pizza lovers and non we must unite together to defeat this evil

stands up You have my sword.

That watermelon isn’t even fully cooked!

Do you eat the crust too, because if you can I’m in

Ight lemme just revive Mussolini

You go straight to jail

Sacrilege! Curses to you and your kindred.

you've heard of fruit pizza

but have you heard of pizza fruit

/r/pizzacrimes

I showed this to my italian friend, now i dont havevan italian friend

I showed this to my

Italian friend, now i dont

Havevan italian friend

- axo_9


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Bro you're supposed to put fruit on the pizza not the pizza on the fruit!

that escalated quickly

My right arm has been ready for this

How can melon still be wet? It should be dry

bruh wtf man

you should try it its good

What is the blessed part????

r/pizzacrimes pleas

This makes pineapple on pizza sound good

No

Black people amirite

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Guys this is the vegan option

Not gonna lie- I uh want to try it