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I've never had a hot dog. Am I immortal?

And what happens when we vomit it ? Do we get those 36 minutes back ?

40,000 years of evolution and weve barely tapped the vastness of hot dog potential.

r/InThroughTheHotDog

Are you Keith Richards?

The lich king

Like it should take 36 minutes to properly eat and savor the hotdog?

This is what I thought too lmao

I like this version

I was looking through some old photos and it looks very uhh... similar

It's a repost, empire state photographic department confirms it

Pack your things, get out of my building

Miss the part where that's my problem

Same title and everything

Hot dog eating competitors: I missed the part where that's my problem

That taste... hotdogs

OMG, that would actually be awful XD A hot dog flavored kiss, I'm dying >â–½<

Report this post. It is a blatant repost and the OP is probably a bot as proven by one of the comments. The user needs to be banned from this sub too.

He's a scoundrel! A menace!

How many hotdogs to overdose then?

one down the throat

Godspeed, hot dog eating champion

Oh. chokes with a hot dog and dies

Ok but have you ever had a Costco hotdog?

Worth it.

Also this article is stupid, with all the god awful crap we eat and shit that gets posted online that we are supposed to glorify, why single out hotdogs? They aren’t the most nutritious but not the worst offenders.

I NEED MORE HOTDOGS

At least they didn’t say pizza

Fun fact: Tobey Maguire is vegan, and is eating Tofu in this scene.

joins a hotdog eating competition

tbf...tobey was eating a tofu hot dog in that scene

I'm gonna eat hot dog until u die

time to just start chonkin down like 4000 hot dogs so time can meet me in the middle

I stand in the alley-way, a bullet hole seeping all sorts of fluids and matter smack dab through my forehead and out the back, pulling on a string coming out of my mouth until it reveals a partially digested hot dog.

I look my assailant in the eyes.

"I GOT YOU FOR 36 MINUTES.

36 MINUTES OF PLAY TIIIME!"

You know, this is funny because Tobey isn’t actually eating a hotdog there, it’s just bread because he’s a vegan.

I remember this post

Reject Hotdog, embrace Pizza.

The best part about this is that there’s actually no meat in the bun Tobey ate in that scene.

OP is likely a bot link to original comment

Their account is only 8h old

I always thought it looked rather bready for a hot dog

It's wierd how obvious it is once you know. The dog has no resistance when he bites it.

Huh. Why’s that?

Tobey is a vegan

What? Aw you can't do this to me!!

My guess is he didn’t want to get the hot dog sweats if they had to do a bunch of takes.

u/savevideo

We're going to die any soooo..who cares

Okay, but, hear me out.... what about timezones and daylight savings?

That's why tobey doesn't eat one in this scene

Good thing he just ate the bun, he's safe

Nice, so if i ever become terminally ill and have like a few weeks or months left to live ill just spend the rest of it doing a solo hot dog eating challenge to try and speed run my life

Why wasn’t I told? 🙀