I'm laughing my ass off man, those fuckin turkeys coming on screen like that
I'm laughing my ass off man, those fuckin turkeys coming on screen like that
Technology will probably be the end of humanity but this type of stupid shit will make it worth it
They were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.
Where did you hear this from?
Jurassic Park.
They do move in ~~herds~~ phalanxes!
This? They totally should.
Metaverse is good for something.
Goin down in style
Since my last comment was somehow deleted and I have no clue why, r/birdswitharms
Thank you for your gift of knowledge. The r/ I didn't know I needed.
Just joined, thank you!
r/birdwhichharms
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Dude, thank you
No problem everybody deserves to know that subreddit exists lol
Was deleted...
I have no clue why the mods removed it, it was showing people that r/birdswitharms exists
Jive ass Turkeys.
top 10 most random shit I've seen in years hahahaha
My dogs dream
I need more!
"Look guys, the boss is coming. Get ready!".
That is the most confusing and funny shit I’ve ever seen
Me too 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The way the one turkey’s mace lines up with the beat as he’s slapping it against his hand is a nice touch. And the music itself is perfect, too.
They were Ottomans once upon a time!
This is why you shouldn’t sell weapons to turkeys.
But they paid in Gobble Coin, I heard it's gonna skyrocket soon.
That's why the doge doesn't have any weapons.
To the Moon 🚀
They’re flightless birds you idiots! How the hell is that shitcoin gonna moon?
On elon's rocket.duh
Luna, get ya Luna here. Going cheep, eh, cheap.
Too late you missed it.
I made $85,000 on GobbleCoin before lunch. Lost it all again by mid-afternoon.
You fool, buy the dip!
Sour cream and chives or french onion?
It seems Doge coin is doing better at the moment
(And also not to turkey because dictatorship)
Damn Erdogan king of Turkeyes
Just their eyes?
It's their right, who are we to deny them
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The only thing that can stop a bad turkey with a gun is a good turkey with bear arms
They will still produce their own bayraktars tho
weapons apologists
“But axes don’t kill people. Turkeys kill people”
You mean the Turks?
Somehow the Ottoman Empire returned
Statistically, it's the chickens who brandish weapons.
Who you calling a turkey?
genius
But they are in NATO!
It inevitably leads to fowl play
Lmao that's awesome! Dog was like "fuck this, this is my yard bitches!"
He gave them a chance, kept his cool, but they wouldn't let up.
He paused to see how hard they were! When they hesitated, the jig was up.
read that shit on the nose
Lmao
Guess you could say they ... crossed a line!
Their pecking order is outta whack
No, it's the spirit of Thanksgiving
Teddy, is that you?
It's Linda, the queen of the peckers
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YEAAAAAAH
You can only push a good boy so far
Turkeys are pushing Chihuahuas too far and then being like "seeeee, they're evil".
Chihuahua’s are just ornery rats
a friend had a 19 year-old, blind and deaf chihuahua that was aggressive - then again, that mother-fucker was 19 years-old
Chihuahuas just hate everything in the world that's larger than them (and isn't a food provider). Unfortunately, that's most of the world
It's the motherfuckers who just want to be left alone that you gotta worry about
Call an ambulance
But not for me
You can see the, "wait...yall just a bunch of fucking birds!"
Nothing but a gang of featherweights.
Fucking brilliant
I choose violence.
Is that you Cersei ?
The dogs pretty brave considering the turkeys are armed.
Has owner and pack territory to protec
Theyre obviously armed. No armed turkeys cant hold weapons.
These deleted scenes from "The Hobbit" raise more questions than answers.
The question "Why didn't they fly the turkeys to Mount Doom" answers itself, really.
lured them into the wildy and then went all out.
Should’ve ice barraged.
gotta get them spades
"You want a piece of me?..... You got it!!"
Now youse can't leave.
Yeah when he remember "wait, I'm a dog, fuck this".
This is actually how you should behave if a group of wild turkeys corner you outside, be loud and run at them and they won't be chasing you.
Dog is like holup, I could whoop these turkeys!
Turkeys: The fuck you gonna do about it?
Dog: does something about it
Turkeys: Run!
That moment when he realizes that he is the carnivorous predator
Never be afraid of dinner. That's what my dog always says.
“If I attack them on the sidewalk, then that’s assault, but once they cross that boundary line; it’s open season baby!”
FAFO
What’s he going to do, nibble your bum?…RUN AWAY, RUN AWAY!!!
This is just a genius edit
It's the staff in the air war cry that really pulls the whole thing together.
Also the club timed perfectly to the beat.
That to me is what really put it up 🔝
Holy fuck there is sound thanks for telling me
This
They even edited in the cold air breath when it does the war cry, this is top tier
Super well done, too. I had to convince myself those weapons weren't foam props somehow tied to the turkeys by rewatching it.
I'm pretty sure the drawing is done by a reddit user that frequents r/reallifedoodles
u/leopartnik
Edit: yep both links worked haha, also this is genius
Awesome. Thank you.
See also: /r/LeopARTnik/
Yep
Glad I wasn't the only one. I thought the weapons were attached to the turkeys like those plastic dinosaur arms for chickens.
Yeah me too!
I was watching the lighting on the axe the whole time and it matched pretty damn good in my untrained eye.
Man I have spent my whole life with technology and I’m proud to have good enough eye for these things but I was somehow convinced these were props. That bat on the rightmost one was really baffling me.
Edit?
Right? This is obviously video proof of the turkey uprising
r/everythingisreal
That sub is barely real
They made the dog a bit skinnier. In the original he's a little husky
Yeah really. This is raw, unedited video.
r/birdswitharms
/r/reallifedoodles
r/abruptchaos as well
I had to scroll a lot more than I thought I would to find this lol
Technically the truth
I love how just before it goes all "white fang" on them, it wags it's little tail like maybe they are friendly and this will end well.
others from leopartnik weren't quite as great ngl
That's the sound effect from the turkeys in age of empires
This is why dogs need to carry pepper spray! Not to even mention the reckless mailman
Peppered turkey is pretty good
Every time I go by Buc-ees I pick up a package of their pepered turkey jerky. Best road trip snack every.
There are no Buc-ees near me and it makes me sad.
Does pepper spray work on turkeys? Probably their eyes, I'd imagine, but their mouths don't react to capsaicin.
I don't know but I'm aiming just under the tail
lol
Fun story… ish… I knew a guy who lived in a town where a mean gang of wild turkeys roamed. His sister was walking the block one day and was confronted by said turkey gang. They went after her and she did pepper spray one as she was freaking out and trying to get away. He was watching from further back and said that the turkey just coughed a little bit from it
“AND THE SQUIRRELS ISTG 😡😡😡 IMA KILL EM” — that dog, probably
In Boston, there are gangs of Turkeys who harass anyone and everyone. I’m curious, do other cities have them too?
Staten Island has plenty of em too. I regularly have to navigate around a turkey gang that patrols the streets by my house.
I can't tell if y'all are serious
Yep NYC has them out on Staten island and they are pretty aggressive. I think they have a couple of peacocks that hang out with them too
Oregon here and there are groups that regularly cause traffic congestion in suburban areas.
Minneapolis here, fuckers are everywhere. Clipped one with my car once.
As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly outa the way!
Well, he did, into the side of my car. But I did save him from going onto the highway?
Love the swearing
One morning I was driving up a local highway at about 70mph/113kpm. The sun had been rising for about 45 minutes and was shining straight up the road from the rear of my car. All of a sudden this red tailed hawk dove into the ditch median on the left side of the road. It caught what it was going after and it lifted off and started flying in the same direction as I was driving and it was absolutely beautiful with the sun reflecting off its back. Then all of a sudden it started to gain some lift and it made the decision to make a sharp right across the highway and then collided with my front left bumper. The string of words that came out of my mouth, right when it started turning right, was almost exact like yours. I love raptors and love that they have made a come back in my region, over the past 18 years or so; enough of a comeback that there are enough of them for them to regularly get killed by diving or lifting across highways. Still sucked massively to be the one that was behind the wheel for that kill.
Geese are sorta similar in some places
Sometimes you have geese AND turkeys. You never do see them both at once though. I think they tend to respect each other's territory.
There a preserve near me that have both and the turkeys are fairly chill but the geese are assholes. Though when it comes down to it the turkeys will chase the geese around.
I was living in Westborough and had to yeet a turkey into a pond cause it kept attacking me.
I'm in MD between DC and Baltimore and the little bastards can be a real pain this time of year.
Minneapolis has some nasty turkey gangs.
We have the in southeastern PA. They show up at my work because our headquarters is surrounded by woods. They’ve even jumped on top of cars a few times and messed up the paint.
Yeah. We had them when I lived in the city in Sacramento. Still have them now that I moved out to the woods.
Minnesota reporting in:
Our turkeys are big, mean, and almost always roll in packs of three or more. The local posse of turkeys live in the trees at the end of our street. We’ve named their ring leader “The General”. He acts like he runs the city, strutting around the neighborhood picking fights and giving zero fucks.
Minnesota!
Sacramento is infested with the ornery fuckers. They do the same shit here too.
free turkeys
Impressive video work..
Better videographer than a dog owner I guess.. why is this dog not leashed? And why is this person filming their dog about to get attacked by turkeys vs coming to help?
Silly OP! He hasn’t credited the original creator
Also a good follow on Reddit: u/leopARTnik
Yea, this video was unfortunately cropped to exclude that bit in the bottom left
It's on the bottom right at the beginning of the video.
Wow lol, I was too distracted my the turkeys to notice
It's on the right side of the video shows for a while
I could see the the original creators name in the bottom right
That ain’t good enough imo, he should’ve put the original creators name in the title
Counter take: barely anything on this site is oc and just uncredited reposts of other shit and you guys are over reacting
Counter counter take: Going out of your way to crop out the original creator's name is a dick move.
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Yeah he did lol
In the description of the YouTube vid
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That's not the same thing and you know it. Unlike YouTube videos, Reddit posts don't have descriptions where you could credit someone.
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Right, and there you have 500 other comments and you can't pin yours on top.
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But for anyone who cares, it's more convenient to check the description than search for a comment. Either way, both are better than not crediting at all
r/birdswitharms
Thank you SO much for sharing that
Also r/reallifedoodles
Shit. I was hoping it would be longer.
This is begging for a "when the DOOM music kicks in" remix
Party wiped out. No wonder. The team didn't bring healer turkey. They are against boss doggo after all
Noob mistake, they probably thought their tank was gonna be able to retain the agro of boss doggo while healing through life steal.
Plus they forgot to bring a ranged attacker, mage was the only non melee
Mage was afk too
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Report mage fcking useless
They meant to get a surprise round but got too close.
"Yikes these guys look scary, better not make eye cont-- are these guys following me?...naaaah, lets just keep walking to not make it awkward--- okay fellas, you wanna catch these paws? ATTACC"
a doggo translator!
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His narration supplied me with a second chuckle after the video gave me the first. Maybe you would laugh more too if you got that stick outta your ass
Just laugh at the funny animals and move on bro, it ain't that deep
Gang violence comes to the suburbs.
This is the new Warriors reboot...
The gang called The Turkeys have to get back home and must pass through a neighborhood controlled by The Goodbois.
That dog gave them plenty of space to walk on by. They didn't. Now they're dinner
u/bryce_engineer thank you for sharing my work.
If anyone likes this stuff, check out my sub r/LeopARTnik for more
This made me laugh! The doodle edits were done so well, I was having trouble processing what was happening at first!
r/birdswitharms
Surprise I had to come this far down to find it
What song is this?
Get down - Instrumental version by Captian Qbuz
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Just visualize the turkeys without arms.
r/reallifedoodle is leaking
Doggo : What you say bird ?
What you call me you jive ass turkey
You got to SASS it!
Quit jiiivin me tur-key. A turkey is a bad person.
Wtf did I just watch
Turkeys and a dog
I love how just before it goes all "white fang" on them, it wags it's little tail like maybe they are friendly and this will end well.
Dog said "fuck these jive turkeys"
Let me be clear, I'm on the dog's side 100%. However, I wouldn't jump in to that fight. I'll grab pup and run, but that's really all I have the ability to do.
Turkeys are not scary. You shouldn't be afraid of anything you can punt.
edit: stop booing me, im right. the only birds that can actually do damage to you are like, eagles/falcons (who will never spend the energy on this) and large flightless birds like rheas or ostriches, who can be aggressive but will only bruise your skin. That goose you're afraid of? Can't hurt you, no matter how hard it tries.
A cassowary can really fuck you up, but only one human has ever reported to having died to one.
Ostriches bruise one's skin? They easily disembowel humans, I recommend reading up on them on, e.g., wikipedia. Owls can silently go for one's eyes if they feel their nest is threatened, and even common roosters can be fatal for elderly people; the was a fatal case maybe a year ago where a woman bled to death after her rooster attacked her, picking at her leg veins.
How about an emu, those can kill you easily
Cassowary's are just deluxe versions of Emus, so it's the same thing just not as dangerous. They have the means but what most people read about them is highly sensationalized.
Horses are far more dangerous to people.
Sad Australia noises
You can’t punt an emu..
No turkeys can be 30 lbs and their main tactic is yeeting themselves at you. A human would be fine but they could mess up a dog this size. It’s mainly a threat if they’re perched above you. Like if I threw a 30lbs dumbbell at you from above. They could conceivably kill a person.
Okay yes I suppose any animal over a certain weight can 'kill a person' if you dropped it on their head from a significant height. This is such a lame 'gotcha' though.
Even then, a turkey isn't going to plummet straight down like a stone, they're going to flap their wings and try to break their fall by slowing down.
Not a gotcha. I’m just saying—I lived next to them for a while and was like “fucking dumb bird get outta the road” and then I heard that if they’re nesting (they tend to sleep in elevated places to avoid predators) their only defense is throwing themselves at a coyote like Kirby in super smash. Idk if it’s effective but they’re still around so I guess it works?
That goose you're afraid of? Can't hurt you, no matter how hard it tries.
4 year old me disagrees. I still remember that attack.
Four year old me was deathly afraid of a triangle with sunglasses and i remember this clearly
I have a lifelong hatred of swans, geese, and seagulls, and have given my kids full permission to boot them if attacked. When people hear that, they’re always exactly 50/50 split on being COMPLETELY ON MY SIDE because they are notorious for being asshole birds, or else they are STAUNCHLY of the opinion that I’m an animal abuser. There seems to be no one on the fence ever.
I find other Brits tend to be equally fed up with these birds while people who might see them but just…not as constantly (generally other countries) tend to be appalled at my ill feelings toward them.
Geese are assholes. I only apply enough force for them to get the picture.
I was minding my own business sitting next to a pond once. And a goose ran all the way up to me and started trying to come at me. I stood up, whacked it in the face and then it sorta wandered off for a bit.
I sat back down and chilled out, texting on my phone for about 10 more minutes and then the goose came back so I grabbed it by the neck and yeeted it into the pond.
That bought me a whole hour.
A goose's wings are strong enough to break a human's bones, and an ostrich can kill an adult lion with a single kick.
You're an idiot.
A goose's wings are strong enough to break a human's bones
This is absolutely not true. It can break your skin maybe if it gets a good enough slap in, but there is no way it's going to break any bone in your body.
Your collarbones and hands are not as sturdy as you think they are.
I've held many an angry goose with collar bones and fingers fully taking the brunt of their flapping. Nothing has broken.
You're spouting a myth about swans, not geese. And it's not true about swans either, which are 3x the size of a goose. If a swan can't do it, a goose can't.
And you're every human? No human could have weaker bones than you?
Listen. If a goose can break your bones simply by flapping, you have serious health problems and should not be in a situation where a goose can get to you, you should be in a hospital.
Again, geese cannot break human bones. It is a myth.
But what about your cats?
It takes less than 25 pounds of force to break some of the bones in your hand, which a 12 pound bird can definitely generate when accelerating to 30 miles per hour.
Also, children, the elderly, and the disabled aren't generally confined to hospitals for no reason.
If a 25 pound swan cannot do it, a 10 pound goose certainly can't. Please, for the love of goose honks, stop pretending you're an expert at something you've clearly never interacted with in your life.
So swans are capable of drowning a man, but because the person commenting on it said he'd never been seriously injured, you're going with "they're not that strong"?
My dad has never stabbed me. Are humans incapable of stabbing?
All cases of injuries with swans/geese/etc are because the person reacts too strongly and tumbles. I'm guessing this man wasn't a strong swimmer and fell out of his kayak because the swan overwhelmed him and he reacted poorly.
I could probably make you fall over with a surprise cloud of confetti if I timed it right and also told you that confetti was covered in ricin poison
Confetti can't knock a man over, but a man can knock himself over freaking out because of confetti
Seriously, I will fight an unlimited amount of geese. I am unafraid of them.
And you are parroting factoids. A goose cannot break your bones.
Their bones are hollow man, they're birds. Think about it.
Most 'broken bone' stories you hear are from accidents resulting from fleeing from the attack.
All reported cases of flightless bird deaths are after someone has already fallen and gotten injured.
You may be looking up articles right now, make sure to actually read the story. Headline will be like 'goose broke man's arm' but actually 'man fled from goose, fell over, landed on his arm, which broke' or 'man crashed ATV trying to get away from goose, and broke his arm'
Ostrich though, yes, I'm reading more about them now, they specifically have enough kicking power to down someone.
Rest of em? It's for the birds
It doesn't matter if their bones are hollow, those bones are attached to flight muscles capable of lifting a fifteen pound animal off the ground for hours at a time. Not all bones are as strong as your femur.
This is not even close to a rebuttal, what point were you trying to even make here?
How much force does it take to break the bones in your hands?
What kind of force, in what direction, which bone?
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The swan thing is a myth
Ostriches won’t „only bruise your skin“ if you’re not lucky
And hawks.
I had a hawk perched on the only footpath into work once. We had a little stand off until I realized he didn't give a fuck about me being there. We kept eye contact as I walked past, but since he has was perched about even with my face he could have launched into a face attack at any moment.
Wow dungeons be like:
This is our town now!
"looks at owner"... This is SPAAAAARTAAAA...
That’s my kinda dog. Mind your own business until it becomes your business.
Dog is so surprised to see the turkeys he forgets he's a dog. Then he suddenly remembers.
How did they teach the turkeys to hold weapons?
They went to turkey bootcamp duh, this is common knowledge on how to train your household turkey for nuclear warfare and retaking the holy land
Gobble gobblins
r/birdswitharms
This is hilarious!
r/birdswitharms
This is great..you gonna go far kid
Am I the only one that thought that turkey was actually carrying a staff for a few seconds? I need to quit smokin so much.
That took me way too long to realise they were not real arms on those turkeys lol
pata pata pata pon
No one mentioned this looking EXACTLY like the tribal stage in Spore.
Was waiting for the wizard turkey to do some magic
Fun fact about turkeys: they're fast AF. Can run upto 25mph. First time I've seen one run shocked me. Despite their bulk, they can also fly. I wouldn't F with them.
Their wings juicy AF though 😛
Birds with drawn on arms are one of the best things to pop up on the internet.
pata pata pata PON!
Lets give some credit to the sub that started all this: r/reallifedoodles
Castle wars????
God damn I miss prime runescape castle wars
He had to remind himself who he was.
r/birdswitharms
It's all fun and games until the gobblemancer shows up.
That is ridiculously well animated/tracked for a simple shitpost.
The animation is so perfect I thought at first they actually had sword and baseball bat xD
Ukraine v Russia
Now I know why a group of turkeys is called a gang
These deleted scenes from "The Hobbit" raise more questions than answers.
Now this really was funny. Also, never seen turkeys in the city like this. These must be escaped livestock.
Nope. Domestic turkeys are typically white. These are wild turkeys. I get them in my yard all the time. The Neighbors I had growing up had several sliding glass doors smashed from turkeys attacking their reflection... They gave up after the 4-5 time and replaced it with wood. Not uncommon to see them even in heavily populates areas around here.
They're not livestock, they're just wild turkeys. They don't care about fences and roads, they're going to go where they want to go.
This is fake. Turkeys don't have hands.
Quick, piss on a snowball (N64 South Park game)
How can those birds afford a Mercedes’?
Dog was sizing them up for a fight
He didn’t expect the inquisition.
The doodles are evolving.
Fantastic! Lolol
Whoever made this…thank you.
Chad dog
He wasn't going to be the only one going down that day.
😂😂😂
Are they wild? I'm not american
As conservation efforts made their numbers rebound, it's not uncommon to find wild turkeys in suburban areas now. Naturally they're not really scared of humans at that point. I've parked like 20ft from them in a lot and they just stand there in the grass staring at you. There needs to be pockets of wooded areas for them to roost in, is all.
In normal wild rural areas, they are quite cautious and will bug off within 100 meters or more. They can't fly per se, but they can flap to get into trees to roost at night and they can glide to get away from danger in short bursts.
I would consider myself lucky if I could find myself more than twenty feet from the nearest pack of wild turkeys at any point.
I wouldn't even need a whole pack of wild turkey! Just a fifth.
With food prices as they are now I wouldn't be surprised to see some local hunting lol
I live in a suburb of Minneapolis that is pretty wooded and turkeys come into our yard all the time. While you are right they aren't really afraid of us, they also aren't anything to be afraid of. My 24lb corgi chases them out of the yard every time she sees them and they've never done anything but run from her. They aren't nearly as mean as Canadian Geese.
Weve got wild turkeys in our neighborhood. 2 Miles from the center of downtown SLC.
In parts of the US, yes
Those are indeed wild. But At least they aren't too heinous. In the Tampa area of Florida there's a bird called the Turkey Vulture. It hangs around parking lots and there's tons of them. They all sit on fences and roofs and just stare at you like its a scene from the birds.
Omg 😂😂
O MY FREAKING GOD! THAT IS SO FUNNY 🤣
So cool
Ends too soon
Baseball bat in time to the music is the touch!
r/birdswitharms
Headin' for the D&D game at Joey's house.
Warr-rriors...come out to play-yay...
I need to redownload Patapon
"Buncha turkeys moving into the neighborhood." -- Old dog on porch
They took the cat, now they want the dog
lmao. the way the mace is sync'd with the music. genius
Nice positioning from witch doctor there!
Dealing with mobs in Elden Ring be like...
Can someone turn this into a DnD meme?
Throw some blueberries on the ground.
It’s practically Turkey catnip.
I was super confused if this was cgi, real or that someone added costumes on those turkeys
dog is kiting war-turkeys well there, but he needs more dps
Deleted scene of universe the 838 Avengers in Multiverse of Madness
Leave this lot losers
Unless you want a licking...
Little dogs have the biggest energy.
I’ll take a turkey club please. On second thought, hold the club…
This also belongs in r/birdswitharms
love it!
The Turkish army circa 1914
I would prefer without music but this is still funny
That pup was about to be the Turkey King.
This is a prime example of making the wrong decision at a pivotal moment!
Those turkeys were falling in line...
That chiuaua forgot it is the apex predator
They are laser guided!
https://youtu.be/zFfSEqpRIxI
What a bunch of cowardly bullies lmao. Way to call those punk ass turkeys out, doggy!
Where did they get those weapons? Twilight town?
Looks like the turkeys ended up being the ones who were lost
Scary shit pov
netflix needs to pick this up
The fact that the turkeys are puffed up like that usually means they're horny.
Or angry. They poof up for ladies, but also to make themselves appear more threatening to an enemy. Like a dog.
This shit is awesome.
😑
r/reallifedoodles
Love the use of the How To Survive 2 zombie turkey sound lol.
Is this game on steam? 😂
Well done.
Doggo knew the odds were against him but decided to go out a hero. Rip dog
I love the turkey on the right beating the mace to the rythym of the music.
Oh my God, they killed Kenny!
THAT'S FUNNY!
For a second I was like wow they got that turkey to hold that flag...
Hot Dog vs Cold Turkeys
"Ohhh is somebody lost?"
"... Yeah...YOU!"
My phone keeps trying to flip this video...
Lol, what am I watching
Oops!
Me against the world, baby
r/leopARTnik
Never mess with a Terrier.
Silly puppy, you need to take out the magic user first.
Are those m3 wheels on a merc?
Ya don't get obese on cheese by spending that money on tests and vaccines.
The dog might have been in trouble, but his response of superior aggression won the day.
The tank didn't hold aggro
The Dog had to think about it for a sec....Chose violence.😫🤣
Somehow this reminds me of Spore, the tribe age where you would make friends with other tribes close to you.
Im speechless, this level of editing is low key scary
r/birdswitharms
For a second I actually believed those turkeys have hands
Dog' intimidating shout crit, cutting through the party's fear resistance.
Doggo called their bluff at 0:13.
/r/birdswitharms
This is why you don't fuse the president's DNA with a turkey's
Random as hell.
Omg are doodles a thing?!
r/birdswitharms
😂😅😅
I hate to be "that guy" but please keep your dogs away from wild turkeys. I know they look relatively harmless but they have huge talons and can kick/scratch your dog and injure it quite badly, potentially even fatally.
please tell me there are humans in the turkeys
Wut
Oh what I would give to see my dogs experience this😂 turkey dinner for days
Los Pavo Rangers
Call an ambulance, but not for me.
the one with the war staff even raises it, and has breath clouds when he gives his war call.
and the tracking on this. excellent.
This reminds me of the N64 South Park game lol
Didn’t roll high enough on intimidation even with advantage
Love it! Is this from same person who made America Fuck Yeah Eagle?
The Battle Of Thanksgiving
look at the back hair standing up on that dog.
Waiting for the edit with elden ring/dark souls health bar and boss music
Guardian, berserker, shaman, and bruiser. They are just really missing a mage
I'm not an expert by any means, but I think that might be fake.
i love these edits 😭
I wasn't lost.. Lodzinsk killed Timothy Wiltsey.. and that sign is supposed to be there.. And people should have indicted her of murder already.
lol
Noodle arms on birds will always be funny
“Have you ever been gobbled little boi?”
u/repostsleuthbot
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If The Warriors was a Disney movie
Spore 2 is looking great!
I wish turkeys actually had arms
Turkeys are the devil's bird. Kill them on sight lest they take your soul.
I could watch this until my phone battery di
Omfg🤣🤣🤣
This is superb
Reminds me of the turkeys in South Park for the N64.
Far Cry 5 be like:
What the actual is this
I CHOOSE VIOLENCE
I love it
People say Canadian geese are dangerous. Wait until a pissed off turkey charges you.
Aight whoever made this is a meme expert with a background in design
This looks like me and my neckbeard double chin bros on our way to a WoW raid back in the day
This reminds me of the video someone did of the dog that walked on his hind legs because he didn't have front legs and they added arms to the video
This must be Minneapolis.
This reminds me of the tribal phase from Spore.
Wish the doggo had a rider doodled on him fighting off the turkeys.
It needs Lord of the rings music
I've just moved to Staten Island less than a year ago and all I see is these guys everywhere...
I knew it. I said it all along. Turkeys are tired of our bullshit and taking up arms. Dogs like this one are our first line of defense.
It took chica pursuit of happiness then to a gavun
Every turkey dies. Not every turkey truly lives.
Turkeys strike back - in a woods far far away…
They may be turkeys but they sure are acting chicken.
i want the next 18 seconds too
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They just wanted to ask if the dog wanna be a healer in their party.
BING BONG. FUCK YA LIFE
This is the way.
Crack turkeys of Boston mean business
This is funny, wouldn’t be the same situation if those were Canadian Geese
The one with the staff omg I'm dying. LMFAO
DEFINITELY a r/maybemaybemaybe candidate 😂👌🏾
There was a reasonably active subreddit a couple years ago that was basically this. It couldn't keep up after a whole though.
It wasn't just animals but all sorts of fun semi-rotoscope animations.
Turkeys are officially gangbangin, wild times
They brought the whole gang💀
stinky poo poo
Staten Island???
This live action Dark Crystal movie is gonna be the bomb.
“You lost boy? We don’t take kindly to YOUR type around here...”
I’d love to lick a lemon lollipop in Lillehammer.
The new Dark Crystal looks great
He is an old man, but he is an upstanding human, so he seems to understand this. This is a good boy.
Insert Aziz meme..."It's beautiful, I've looked at this for five hours now"
You in the wrong hood essay
r/leopartnik
I love that the second that the dog stopped walking, nearly all of the turkeys knew that t get were in over their heads!
South park 64
I was so confused for a hot minute.
Whoever made this captured their individual personalities beautifully
When you reach tribal stage in spore and click to harvest eggs
Ahhh, Freedumbers in the wild
What's the tune?
In to the motherland the Turkish army march!
This Wauwatosa WI?
The tracking is perfection
Why they trynna act tough and gang up on the dog when they know they're not about that life.
Stand your ground!
Peace was never an option
Lmao I thought at first they were wearing some of those pet costumes with fake arms.
Hahahaha! At first, I thought someone had placed foam arms to those turkeys, like when someone adds clothing to a dog that looks like they have legs.
Ohh shit😳🤣🤣🤣
Was I the only one who thought at first the Turkeys actually had weapons XD
Elden ring pvp gameplay.
A true underdog story.
Jive turkies.
Turkeys are bitches. All talk, no fight.
I love to lick a lillypop in Lillehammer
Fuckin turkeys
Sirfetch'd
It's a proper raiding squad. They got a tank healer and dps
South Park already did this…
This teaser looks pretty good, when is the movie coming out?
wow
The dog is screwed later, those mfkrs live in trees.
r/unexpectedturkey
r/reallifedoodles would love this one
Those guys are the great ancestors of the turkeys who built Turketron.
This year, we do the stuffing.
r/birdswitharms
r/birdswitharms
Lmao
Literally Pillagers when I was hanging out in my base.
"let's get him Marty"
Loved it haha
Reminds me of Cows & Cows & Cows: https://youtu.be/FavUpD_IjVY
Is there an original without the drawings on the turkeys
Rick and Morty irl
This is amazing lmao.
Friggin turkeys... blood thirsty bastards
Dr. Mafesto has gone too far this time
Esssssence!
THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVE
COMING DOWN THE MOUNTAINSIDE
The shaman turkey with the staff really got to me. That bit was ultra hilarious
I straight up thought someone put the type of suites they put on dogs where their front legs go into it and it has arms attached to it on the turkey lol
This made me laugh so hard! Turkeys with weapons milling around, then the dog, who was kinda trying to get away from them, stops and remembers he's a dog! So funny!
Dog be like : it was my plan all along
The Skeksis have returned.
I love this! Like a new tribe from Game of Thrones
Damn I love you Internet. That's awesome thank you
LOL
Anyone know the name of the music?
Nice
I'm sorry, but could we make this a trend?
r/rickandmorty
Turks are a scary Civ to play against in Age of Empires
The Fellowship of the Wing.
We strike at Dawn!
This dog really went “I WISH A MF WOULD” on those turkeys
Would love to see this go to r/animaltextgifs. So many different dialogues in my head right now. I need them visualized so I can sort it
haha so funny
I love the little jump the turkeys do at the end.
”Nyaah! Yeah! You came to the wrong neighborhood, Fido! Rattle ’em Boys!”
That's a poorly balanced party. No healer or ranged DPS.
Reminds me of when you wander too close to a Fuling village in Valheim. I see a shaman and a beserker for sure.
America! Fuck yea!
I need help. I questioned the validity of the weapons but not the arms. Ffs
Are the weapons edited? /s
Hahahahahaha. Fantastic!
this looks like something out of spore
Soooo, I may be having an off brain day. I watched this video for a good 10 seconds trying to decipher exactly what the turkeys were holding before it dawned on me that TURKEYS DON’T FUCKING HAVE ARMS!!!
Courage the Cowardly Dog and the 4 Windmill Vandals
hahahahahah
THE EISE OF THE BIRDS
Dungeons and Turkeys
Gang violence has gotten so bad even in the suburbs!!
My hood
the turkey on the right with the club!!! haha
That's what happens when the dps gets ahead of the tank.
Amazing work 👌😂😂😂😂
why did this feel like watching my little Spore creature get murked by hella OP assholes
This dog is a mix of a cat and a piglet
Scary turkeys
Defending the realm from invading forces.
( my wife and I are rewatching GoT)
Every Turkey I've ever met, has been a real Jerk!
Raid ?
🤣🤣🤣
Seriously though, stop filming this shit and go save that dog, turkeys have razor sharp talons and will cut him to ribbons.
That one turkey slamming the spiked bat on its hands to the beat
tiny but mighty!
Absolutely wonderful. LOL
This is some sick fucking editing.
I need this song in my life! Anybody know the name?
This is so stupid, that it's fucking hilarious. THIS IS THE WAY.
“Happy thanksgiving” 😈
Waaaaaaarriors, come out to plaaaaaayyyy
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