I drove my car into a fucking lake
I drove my car into a fucking lake
Welcome to Bikini Bottom
OOOOOOOOOOOH! Who lives in a pineapple, under the sea?
Sponge bon square pants
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You have reached Rock Bottom
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Michael?
NO MICHAEL NO
THE MACHINE KNOWS
Praise the omnissiah!!!
You’ve got my curiosity now
WHERE ARE THE TURTLES???
HAND .OVER .THE .TURTLES. NOW.
I was searching for this
That's what she said
Where is this lake located? Asking for a friend
I don't even need the GPS to drive off a cliff... these people are just weak.
Exactly
I don't even need a car to go off a cliff
kid named finger:
Finger named paint;
slowly massage the vag, then rub the clitoris ever so gently. Proceed to stick a single finger in the vagina. continue adding your fingers until your whole fist is in. slide your arm slowly into her, once you reach your shoulder limbo in with your head, and forcibly insert your other arm, torso, and legs. You are now free to control her. when you feel the job is done, finish by giving birth to yourself
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What the fuck
My thoughts exactly
slowly massage the vag, then rub the clitoris ever so gently. Proceed to stick a single finger in the vagina. continue adding your fingers until your whole fist is in. slide your arm slowly into her, once you reach your shoulder limbo in with your head, and forcibly insert your other arm, torso, and legs. You are now free to control her. when you feel the job is done, finish by giving birth to yourself
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People that use Apple maps...
Me who uses open street map 💀
real og's have osm saved on their laptop, desktop and their phone
Gods per Second
I too worship my gps
GPS is a technology that uses satellites to determine the geographical location of a device.
Pure GPS is just coordinates but maps are more dangerous (see China).
Let us all stand for the national anthem.
三民主義，吾黨所宗；
以建民國，以進大同。
咨爾多士，為民前鋒；
夙夜匪懈，主義是從。
矢勤矢勇，必信必忠；
一心一德，貫徹始終。
Praise be to 中华民国政府! Down with the illegitimate capitalist 中国共产党, fraudulent usurpers of 大陸!
Glory to the 中華民國!
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But you’re putting faith into the system that it isn’t wrong. The average person doesn’t understand all the technology, let alone travel everywhere in the world and double check that the gps is accurate before relying on it.
The difference is that the GPS is reliable and always works.
No it doesn’t
and always works.
Uh huh. And how long have you had these beliefs that technology is perfect and never fails? *patiently waits for you to answer so I can write something on the notepad*
GPS is generally reliable, but not always. Hence why some people have died or nearly died because of blindly following it.
Blind belief in anything is bad.
I'm gonna agree on that. Science can be made by everyone.
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.
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While GPS can be at times inaccurate, its use is limited to determining the geographical position. Usually, the accuracy can be off by a few metres but still give you an idea where you are. Most GPS devices, that drivers use, or mobile map applications incorporate maps which can also be inaccurate. Checking your surroundings is still important and relying on it as if you are blind is not a good idea for the average person.
TL;DR: I agree but the technology is still pretty neat.
I was just explaining how some faith is involved. People aren’t checking the gps images and paper maps before they head out on the road
Member when Apple maps was released? I member
I remember it had more glitches than an ubisoft game.
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Are you by any chance related to someone I know in a discord server? And do you have a Romanian in your friends list?
no, I think not
Unironically this is my argument from now on
ok, lets argue
You’re trash
Shut up doodoo head
oh youre the one to talk
At least I fucked my friends mom on a school trip
My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life.
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Yeah that was me
Well if you use that as a real argument that’s pretty dumb lol.
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Imagine thinking you have comparable evidence of a god as you do evidence that your GPS will work.
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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Ok
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it dont go down
That gumball episode where richard used the gps to school
The car actuallly wanted too go to bikini bottom
Clearly the education system has failed you.
Clearly your parents have failed you
GPS has proofs ironically.
GPS "proof" - trust me bro 🤓
Unlike you I've paid attention to school. Studied math, physics, computers and other things. Kids, go to school.
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But can SamudraJS69 tell us why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?!
Wait are you being serious
My bad man. Didn't realise u were kidding. I actually worked a lot against anti-science people. So people often say these and mean it.
Even if someone was being unironic it would be a cringe thing to say.
Says you
Michael Scott!!
Me whenever some edgy 14 yo says "God isn't real dumbass": ok prove it lmao
By looking at your post history, it seems like you’re a bit edgy.
you made the claim that God exists, shouldn't you prove he exists.
Usually it's them making the claim that he's not real
you sound 10, please refrain from using social media.
ok prove it lmao
prove what?
It. Prove it
1 = 1 ?
P R O V E I T
And now it's time for the roundup of today's gay news, with Colin Topshed
Quick roundup of today's gayness now, starting with the roads. The M70, the A3, the B664 and the A48M, they're all gay as from midnight tonight.
The gay elements are Potassium, Zinc, Hydrogen, Copper, and Argon.
Quick look at the world's walls; the Wailing Wall is gay, Hadrian's Wall is very gay, the Great Wall of China, that's not gay, and the old London Wall has also stopped being gay.
Gay cars next; they're the same as last night. All Volkswagens registered between 1982 and 1985; they stay gay for another fortnight.
And finally the gay seas are the Caspian and the Mediterranean, so see you there.
Thanks, Colin. He's not gay by the way, we wouldn't employ a homosexual.
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If person A does not prove their claim, and person B does not prove their claim that "person A's claim is wrong", then what are we left with?
We're left with uncertainty. Meaning we neither know that it is true nor that it is false.
The burden of proof is on whoever makes any sort of claim whatsoever, including a claim that "that other guy is wrong!". Also, burden of proof is only strictly adhered to in formal debates; outside of formal debates, burden of proof is on whoever wants to learn about a topic (in the adult world, at least. after the mandatory schooling period has ended). If you want to know something about black holes or unicorns, you burden yourself with finding the proof/knowledge of black holes or unicorns (if there is any proof/knowledge to be found).
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.
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You should erase the "without proof part"
evolution has a lot of proofs you can check yourself if you have dead bodies of species that evolved into humans, but you don't, unlike scientists who actually want to know something.
so, what is YOUR proof? "trust me bro, jesus walked on water"
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.
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I said that because GPS has proof, jeez, You don't have to show the fedora Even on your avatar, jeez.
I was there man it happend
Their destination was hell, dumbass.
Well. With gps there are countless experiences of making it to your destination.
No no, he’s got a point.
Stay the morning coma?
Should have bought a squirrel
Lmao heard such a similar situation on the radio where a drunk lady drove into a police station or something and she claimed the GPD told her
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.
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You talking about eid?
What in God’s green earth does this have to do with eid
I've seen some news about biden celebrated eid and tought simebody made a meme about muslims after that
And now it's time for the roundup of today's gay news, with Colin Topshed
Quick roundup of today's gayness now, starting with the roads. The M70, the A3, the B664 and the A48M, they're all gay as from midnight tonight.
The gay elements are Potassium, Zinc, Hydrogen, Copper, and Argon.
Quick look at the world's walls; the Wailing Wall is gay, Hadrian's Wall is very gay, the Great Wall of China, that's not gay, and the old London Wall has also stopped being gay.
Gay cars next; they're the same as last night. All Volkswagens registered between 1982 and 1985; they stay gay for another fortnight.
And finally the gay seas are the Caspian and the Mediterranean, so see you there.
Thanks, Colin. He's not gay by the way, we wouldn't employ a homosexual.
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Joe Biden’s America
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My dad once needed a parking spot for obvius reasons, and google maps choose a route where you had to walk the rest of the way.
Susiety
At least the GPS won’t damn me to hell if I question it
GPS going towards a toll road
Rich
There's a lake there this is the lake??
Fedora tipping intensifies
we follow every literal information blindly on the internet. !!!!
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