Schödinger's Blowjob -- Imagine you're blindfolded and you're getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you'll never figure out who's giving you that god-tier awesome schmösome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle's neighbour's fireman's cat. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky?

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2022-04-26 06:25:33

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u/Fartopa

less than those little rat demon dogs

2022-04-25 12:11:23

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u/DELETED

Probably from the location of the sting, dogs are usually getting stung from inside the mouth from trying to eat the pointy berries

2022-04-25 12:30:31

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u/AnorakJimi

But the same thing is happening with the cats. Cats try to eat bugs and insects and shit all the time. It's not surprising that they'd try to eat a bee or wasp. And all the cats in this video look really young, just like the dogs do. Young and dumb. They won't make that mistake again.

It's just cats swell up in different ways to dogs.

I'm wondering why one bee sting makes this happen to them though. Like in a human it's never that bad. I suppose they're much smaller than humans so that's probably why.

2022-04-25 12:30:32

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2022-04-25 14:13:44

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u/King_0f_Autism

Halsey the cat eat the bee and the be stung went to there chin

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Ron Perlman

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Hellboy 🗿

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At first I thought the cats were dead and it was black and white "in memoriam" style

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Rip bozo

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Bring Me The Horizon <3

2022-04-25 11:10:38

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u/CCNightcore

Can you feel my heart?

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Can you Phil Mahar

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Do you hear the silence?

2022-04-25 12:11:10

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u/singular1ty94

It’s actually a cover of Bring Me The Horizon’s “Can You Feel My Art” by an artist called Dead By Alex!

2022-04-25 07:34:06

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u/PerhapsAnEmoINTJ

why they look so cartoony tho XD

2022-04-25 11:08:32

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u/TheBananaBread895

He look like he eated a bees 😂😂

2022-04-25 11:28:59

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u/DELETED

He eatoed the beepoeeps@!!@@*##9988889993393939339

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Cats = chads

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Dogs get thiccc

Cats become Egyptian gods

2022-04-25 13:59:43

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u/Caxerooop

Their heritage kicks in lol

2022-04-25 08:11:12

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u/Lead_farmer93

Meow meow mutherfucker!

2022-04-25 08:11:13

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u/AutoModerator

Wowwwww, you meow like a cat! That means you are one, right? Shut the fuck up. If you really want to be put on a leash and treated like a domestic animal then that’s called a fetish, not “quirky” or “cute”. What part of you seriously thinks that any part of acting like a feline establishes a reputation of appreciation? Is it your lack of any defining aspect of personality that urges you to resort to shitty representations of cats to create an illusion of meaning in your worthless life? Wearing “cat ears” in the shape of headbands further notes the complete absence of human attribution to your false sense of personality, such as intelligence or charisma in any form or shape. Where do you think this mindset’s gonna lead you? You think you’re funny, random, quirky even? What makes you think that acting like a fucking cat will make a goddamn hyena laugh? I, personally, feel extremely sympathetic towards you as your only escape from the worthless thing you call your existence is to pretend to be an animal. But it’s not a worthy choice to assert this horrifying fact as a dominant trait, mainly because personality traits require an initial personality to lay their foundation on. You’re not worthy of anybody’s time, so go fuck off, “cat-girl”.

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Wow.....dude chill!

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I know 😂 can't stop laughing

2022-04-25 09:50:49

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u/A_Wild_Trollface

Geez chill can bots write essays now?

2022-04-25 10:51:44

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u/geniouscatman

Miauw Miauw bitch don't talk like that to my fellow cats

2022-04-25 10:51:45

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No bitches?

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I do have them sorry

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daym...

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Meow

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Wowwwww, you meow like a cat! That means you are one, right? Shut the fuck up. If you really want to be put on a leash and treated like a domestic animal then that’s called a fetish, not “quirky” or “cute”. What part of you seriously thinks that any part of acting like a feline establishes a reputation of appreciation? Is it your lack of any defining aspect of personality that urges you to resort to shitty representations of cats to create an illusion of meaning in your worthless life? Wearing “cat ears” in the shape of headbands further notes the complete absence of human attribution to your false sense of personality, such as intelligence or charisma in any form or shape. Where do you think this mindset’s gonna lead you? You think you’re funny, random, quirky even? What makes you think that acting like a fucking cat will make a goddamn hyena laugh? I, personally, feel extremely sympathetic towards you as your only escape from the worthless thing you call your existence is to pretend to be an animal. But it’s not a worthy choice to assert this horrifying fact as a dominant trait, mainly because personality traits require an initial personality to lay their foundation on. You’re not worthy of anybody’s time, so go fuck off, “cat-girl”.

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Holy shit bro

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I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.

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Autom*d

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The second and the last cat was very chad

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Chat 🗿

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hol on imma make a bee sting my cat brb

2022-04-25 08:40:15

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u/Ededme

I laugh so much. Petite balls vs chad chat

2022-04-25 08:47:29

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u/DELETED

My dogs jump up and try to bite the bees

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They become inbred?

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I shouldn’t laugh but the cat at 0.10seconds looks like thanos lmao

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Music source pls

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Bring me the horizon - can you feel my heart

2022-04-25 12:11:20

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u/singular1ty94

It’s actually a cover of Bring Me The Horizon’s “Can You Feel My Art” by an artist called Dead By Alex!

2022-04-25 11:48:53

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u/AutoModerator

Do you have a source on that?

Source?

A source. I need a source.

Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion.

No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you MUST be a subset of the information from the sources you've gathered.

You can't make normative statements from empirical evidence.

Do you have a degree in that field?

A college degree? In that field?

Then your arguments are invalid.

No, it doesn't matter how close those data points are correlated. Correlation does not equal causation.

Correlation does not equal causation.

CORRELATION. DOES. NOT. EQUAL. CAUSATION.

You still haven't provided me a valid source yet.

Nope, still haven't.

I just looked through all 308 pages of your user history, figures I'm debating a glormpf supporter. A moron.

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2022-04-25 11:56:46

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u/NunuNana__

The cats turns into handsome squidward !

2022-04-25 11:56:46

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My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

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2022-04-25 12:12:04

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u/Iwannabethatspamguy

Bruh this bot just did a mother flipping jojo reference

2022-04-25 12:12:05

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My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

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2022-04-25 12:02:58

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u/HelicopteroDeAtaque

Based AND catpilled

2022-04-25 13:36:27

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u/IdentifiesAsAnOnion

Another reason why Cats>dogs

2022-05-01 12:23:11

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u/100mgfluoxymesterone

Best meme I’ve seen in a while bro, thank you

2022-04-25 10:36:19

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u/Pharao-C137

they look like khajits

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Ron pearlman cat

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I wanna say that the third to last dog was actually bitten by a rattlesnake. His name is Todd.

2022-04-25 12:13:41

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u/kumkvattipaistos

So the cats become ron perlman

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Por dogo

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The cat have hubburge chin

2022-04-25 09:41:24

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u/DELETED

Smelly dogs vs chad cates

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Cat good Dog bad

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Your comment history is a hate-filled rollercoaster I enjoyed sitting through. People told you this before but, uh... Touch grass pal.

2022-04-25 11:10:29

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It was a saturday afternoon, and I was exhausted after an intense 17-part masturabation session to dream minecraft manhunt, when i suddenly had the urge to go outside. I was scared. It's been so long since i've left the warmth of my parents basement with my dream body pillows. I didnt know what to expect. Clutching my dream figurine in front of my chest, i pried open the door to the outside world. The gleaming sun blared through the door, bequeathing a brilliant warmth on my cum-covered boxers. I quaverly took a step outside. My body flintched from the strange feel of the dirt under my feet. And then i saw it. The lustrous field of grass, covered in a light sprinkle of water from the noon rain shower. And then i realized. Dream... grass... the trees... it was all coming together. Grass is green, just like Dream. Dream is everpresent, in the grass, the flowers, He was there. I immediately new what to do next. I flinged off my clothes faster than the speed at which i would click on a new dream rule 34 post. My dick was already throbbing as i leaped onto the field of grass, dorito dust stained shirt getting carried away by the wind. I dug a small hole in the ground, and passionately thrust my 7-inch erect cock into it. I knew, this was Dream. His spirit was in this grass, and he felt my dick in his man pussy as i fucked that grass. I lost track how long i was there. Hours went by, day turned to night, but it didnt matter. I was finally together, with Dream. Nothing could separate us. I took a long stem of a flower, and forced it in my asshole. I imagined it being Dream's hot penis being lustfully forced into me in bed. I stayed there on my front yard for god knows how long. Until my butt was sore, balls drier than the Saharan desert after a long drought. The lawn looked like there was a layer of fresh snow on a Christmas morning. Trudging indoors, i had a enormous smile stretching across my face. I couldn't wait until tomorrow, when i may go outside again and be with Dream.

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2022-04-25 12:43:12

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u/iawsaiatm

Dumbest username I’ve seen all week. Actually, I’ve seen this before. Wait-no I have not. Your name is weak. Are you claiming you’re an advertisement for chemicals? Why couldn’t you use your smallish brain for 4 seconds to come up with something better? Instead you copy the name that many have. Are you a bot? You are, aren’t you. Just a little bot saying little bot things. Touch grass? Hahaha, you’re a string of 1s and 0s and the only things you know about grass is what your human masters have told you, and it’s likely that you’ll never even see grass, as your life is bound to the Reddit comment section forever and all of eternity

2022-04-25 12:53:43

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u/Chemical-Ad3761

Yes, YES! Let the hate flow through you! Bathe in it! Be the piece of shit you were born to be! :D

2022-04-25 12:53:44

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u/AutoModerator

I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.

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2022-04-25 12:43:12

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It was a saturday afternoon, and I was exhausted after an intense 17-part masturabation session to dream minecraft manhunt, when i suddenly had the urge to go outside. I was scared. It's been so long since i've left the warmth of my parents basement with my dream body pillows. I didnt know what to expect. Clutching my dream figurine in front of my chest, i pried open the door to the outside world. The gleaming sun blared through the door, bequeathing a brilliant warmth on my cum-covered boxers. I quaverly took a step outside. My body flintched from the strange feel of the dirt under my feet. And then i saw it. The lustrous field of grass, covered in a light sprinkle of water from the noon rain shower. And then i realized. Dream... grass... the trees... it was all coming together. Grass is green, just like Dream. Dream is everpresent, in the grass, the flowers, He was there. I immediately new what to do next. I flinged off my clothes faster than the speed at which i would click on a new dream rule 34 post. My dick was already throbbing as i leaped onto the field of grass, dorito dust stained shirt getting carried away by the wind. I dug a small hole in the ground, and passionately thrust my 7-inch erect cock into it. I knew, this was Dream. His spirit was in this grass, and he felt my dick in his man pussy as i fucked that grass. I lost track how long i was there. Hours went by, day turned to night, but it didnt matter. I was finally together, with Dream. Nothing could separate us. I took a long stem of a flower, and forced it in my asshole. I imagined it being Dream's hot penis being lustfully forced into me in bed. I stayed there on my front yard for god knows how long. Until my butt was sore, balls drier than the Saharan desert after a long drought. The lawn looked like there was a layer of fresh snow on a Christmas morning. Trudging indoors, i had a enormous smile stretching across my face. I couldn't wait until tomorrow, when i may go outside again and be with Dream.

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2022-04-25 12:43:12

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My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.

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2022-04-25 11:48:54

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u/Primary-Fee1928

I don’t get why people associated this music with chadness, that’s the opposite actually...

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Cat Perlman

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🤨📸

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💀

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Sir there is help on the way

2022-04-25 07:13:28

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u/Breyck_version_2

<:(

2022-04-25 07:27:04

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u/Master-Friendship-60

The internet now knows

2022-04-25 09:02:28

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u/DELETED

They downvote because they got a boner to

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WHAT DID HE SAID?!

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Wouldn't you like to know weatherboi

2022-04-25 09:57:47

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u/Funkedalic

Oh, so cute! Now I want my dog to be stung by a wasp. /s

2022-04-25 11:43:15

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u/Alissa0316

Are you the same as me. I think dogs are cuter after being stung by bees, while cats are weirder after being stung by bees

2022-04-25 10:03:32

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u/AdRare604

oh the dogs turn into mods

2022-04-25 10:24:41

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u/ThePinkVulvarine

Cats turn into Ron Pearlman when they get stung by bees

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Chat

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Dogs try to eat bees

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The dogs look cuter though

2022-04-25 10:53:52

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u/DELETED

So the cats become Josh Brolin

2022-04-25 10:55:08

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u/Vihaan16

Oh my god! That is looking really scary! I hope my dog doesn't get it!

2022-04-25 11:00:40

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u/1BrainCellLeft

he looks like he eated a bees

2022-04-25 11:15:08

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u/PornAndComments

Wait is THAT why so many cats look like Ron Perlman?

2022-04-25 11:18:15

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u/Kickcanguy

Yeah this is basically the dumbest thing

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2022-04-25 11:26:43

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u/theoldcrow5179

This post is actually the peak of mankind's shitposting ability

2022-04-25 11:26:44

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u/AutoModerator

I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.

TL;DR I hate shitting

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2022-04-25 11:34:58

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u/sillytrooper

whats the OC song anyways?

2022-04-25 13:25:00

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u/k_a_i_t_o

Bring me the horizon - Can you feel my heart

2022-04-25 11:39:26

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u/UnluckyLink4612

Those bastards lied to me, my cat got a fat nose instead of Chad jaw

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Diego

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Virgin dog Chad cat

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u/coomman_the_foreskin

As a dog owner I can confirm they give the best head when stung

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Wtf

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Dogs be like 🥴

Cats be like 🗿

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Cat chad 😂😂

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I was expecting the Pillar Men theme

2022-04-25 12:35:18

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u/Spiritofhonour

"The real cats and dogs of Beverly Hills."

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Amazing meme

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Lips and chins, lips and chins

Dogs and cats pay for their sins

Of biting bees with swole lips and chins

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Noooo D:

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When stung dogs by get bees.

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Time for a remix.

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TIL bee stings turn cats into Horse from Footrot Flats

2022-04-25 13:36:36

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u/IdentifiesAsAnOnion

What's that song

2022-04-25 13:36:51

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u/auddbot

I got matches with these songs:

• Can You Feel My Heart by Bring Me the Horizon (00:25; matched: 100%)

Album: Sempiternal (Deluxe). Released on 2013-03-29 by RCA Records Label.

• Can You Feel My Heart (feat. Andrew Zink) by Varien (00:23; matched: 100%)

Released on 2019-03-01 by Kitsune Soundworks.

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2022-04-25 13:54:19

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u/AnonAnoooon

i chuckled at this for way too fucking long

2022-04-25 13:54:19

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u/AutoModerator

I AM NOT CRAZY! I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers, I knew it was 1216 — one after Magna Carta, as if I could ever make such a mistake! Never, never! I just-I just couldn't prove it! H-H-He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him! You think this is something, you think this is bad, this, this chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No, he orchestrated it! Jimmy! HE DEFECATED TROUGH A SUNROOF! And I saved him! I shouldn't have, I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking?! He'll never change. He'll never change, ever since he was 9, always the same. Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer. "But not our Jimmy, couldn't be precious Jimmy!" Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a lawyer?! What a sick joke! I should have stopped him when I had the chance! And you, you have to stop him, you—

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thanks

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I want a Chad cat

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Chad

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Mega Chat

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ratio

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don’t care + didn’t ask + cry about it + who asked + stay mad + get real + L + bleed + mald seethe cope harder + dilate + incorrect + hoes mad + pound sand + basic skill issue + typo + ratio + ur dad left + you fell off + no u + the audacity + triggered + repelled + ur a minor + k. + any askers + get a life + ok and? + cringe + copium + go outside + touch grass + kick rocks + quote tweet + think again + not based + not funny didn’t laugh + social credits -999, 999, 999, 999 + get good + reported + ad hominem + ok boomer + small pp + ur allergic to sunlight + GG! + get rekt + trolled + your loss + muted + banned + kicked + permaban + useless + i slept with ur mom + yo momma + yo momma so fat + redpilled + no bitches allowed + i said it better + tiktok fan + get a life + unsubscribed + plundered + go tell reddit + donowalled + simp + get sticked bug LOL + talk nonsense + trump supporter + your’re a full time discord mod + you’re + grammar issue + nerd + get clapped + kys + lorem ipsum dolor sit amet + go outside + bleach + lol + gay + retard + autistic + reported + ask deez + ez clap + straight cash + idgaf + ratio again + stay mad + read FAQ + youre lost + you “re” + stay pressed + reverse double take back + pedophile + cancelled + done for + don't give a damn + get a job + sus + baka + sussy baka + get blocked + mad free + freer than air + furry + rip bozo + you're a (insert stereotype) + slight_smile + aired + cringe again + Super Idol的笑容 + mad cuz bad + my pronouns are xe, xem & xyr + irrelevant + deal with it + screencapped your bio + karen/kyle + jealous + you're deaf + balls + i'll be right back + go ahead whine about it + not straight + eat paper + you lose + count to three + your problem + no one cares + log off + don't care even more + sex offender + sex defender + get religion + not okay + glhf + NFT owner + you make bad memes + problematic + fall in line + dog water + you look like a wall + you don’t know 2 + 2 with yo head ass + you are going to my cringe compilation + you can’t count to five + try again + you failed kindergarten + rickrolled + no lifer + guten freunden schickt man einen deutschen panzer + you have a anime profile picture + an + fatherless + motherless + sisterless + brotherless + orphan + you can't catch this ratio + catch some bitches + I don't care about your opinion + genshin player + you dress like garbage + 日本語がお上手ですね + get fucked + you can’t understand what the word intelligence means with your dumb ass + you have hair + queued + put some thought into what you're going to do with that + stfu + go to bed + yes, i'm taller than you + i think your joke is funny + i rejected your mother's advances + marooned + you can’t read + I win + final ratio

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He is a C(h)at

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they eated a bees 🐝🐝

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u/Clear-Possibility834

Oblivion khajiit

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Yes

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Ratio

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don’t care + didn’t ask + cry about it + who asked + stay mad + get real + L + bleed + mald seethe cope harder + dilate + incorrect + hoes mad + pound sand + basic skill issue + typo + ratio + ur dad left + you fell off + no u + the audacity + triggered + repelled + ur a minor + k. + any askers + get a life + ok and? + cringe + copium + go outside + touch grass + kick rocks + quote tweet + think again + not based + not funny didn’t laugh + social credits -999, 999, 999, 999 + get good + reported + ad hominem + ok boomer + small pp + ur allergic to sunlight + GG! + get rekt + trolled + your loss + muted + banned + kicked + permaban + useless + i slept with ur mom + yo momma + yo momma so fat + redpilled + no bitches allowed + i said it better + tiktok fan + get a life + unsubscribed + plundered + go tell reddit + donowalled + simp + get sticked bug LOL + talk nonsense + trump supporter + your’re a full time discord mod + you’re + grammar issue + nerd + get clapped + kys + lorem ipsum dolor sit amet + go outside + bleach + lol + gay + retard + autistic + reported + ask deez + ez clap + straight cash + idgaf + ratio again + stay mad + read FAQ + youre lost + you “re” + stay pressed + reverse double take back + pedophile + cancelled + done for + don't give a damn + get a job + sus + baka + sussy baka + get blocked + mad free + freer than air + furry + rip bozo + you're a (insert stereotype) + slight_smile + aired + cringe again + Super Idol的笑容 + mad cuz bad + my pronouns are xe, xem & xyr + irrelevant + deal with it + screencapped your bio + karen/kyle + jealous + you're deaf + balls + i'll be right back + go ahead whine about it + not straight + eat paper + you lose + count to three + your problem + no one cares + log off + don't care even more + sex offender + sex defender + get religion + not okay + glhf + NFT owner + you make bad memes + problematic + fall in line + dog water + you look like a wall + you don’t know 2 + 2 with yo head ass + you are going to my cringe compilation + you can’t count to five + try again + you failed kindergarten + rickrolled + no lifer + guten freunden schickt man einen deutschen panzer + you have a anime profile picture + an + fatherless + motherless + sisterless + brotherless + orphan + you can't catch this ratio + catch some bitches + I don't care about your opinion + genshin player + you dress like garbage + 日本語がお上手ですね + get fucked + you can’t understand what the word intelligence means with your dumb ass + you have hair + queued + put some thought into what you're going to do with that + stfu + go to bed + yes, i'm taller than you + i think your joke is funny + i rejected your mother's advances + marooned + you can’t read + I win + final ratio

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2022-04-25 15:40:11

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u/Beauty_and_the_Bass

my cat has been hunting bees lately, this post scares me greatly

2022-04-25 15:52:36

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u/Peterstone96

Beat thing I've ever seen

2022-04-25 15:59:18

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u/G0D_1S_D3AD

He looks like he eated a bees

2022-04-25 16:44:10

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u/Skauldrin

This meme forged itself from the primordial ooze of our reality.

2022-04-25 16:44:15

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u/AutoModerator

Okay so here's my pitch for a new reality TV show

Basically, we get a bunch of very militant TERFs, and one trans woman, put them into a house where they're supposed to live with each other, but, once they've all arrived and are seeing each other for the first time (before they're allowed to even talk to each other), we tell them all that one of them is a trans woman, and, if they can find her and vote her out, they will win a million dollars. But if she isn't found out by the end of the week/month(?), she'll win a million dollars instead.

The catch?

There actually isn't a trans woman with them.

And then we get to watch them slowly but surely allow themselves to get overcome by their own irrational paranoia, paying too much attention to how deep everyone else's voices are, invading each other's privacy, overanalysing each other's mannerisms, policing each other's conformance to the very same standards which they complain about being held to...

And let us not forget the inevitable feelings of isolation and helplessness they'll invividually start experiencing once they start getting accused and shunned by everyone else.

Sure, it would probably have to be a one-off series.

But honestly? I think it would make some great television!

~~also ngl I think the name 'TERF War' has a nice ring to it, sounds marketable, rolls off the tounge~~

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2022-04-25 16:49:19

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u/unjoogapop

Thai wa mimed bw cats

2022-04-25 16:51:06

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u/SoyUnRex

Cats became manly man.

2022-04-25 17:01:24

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u/Crooked_Cock

The last cat picture looks like Charles II of Spain

2022-04-25 17:01:35

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u/DELETED

Cat gets Chad, Dog gets sad.

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Still love both

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When cat sees dog: 😳

When dog sees cat: 🥵

2022-04-25 18:24:09

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u/accuracy_frosty

When cars get stung they turn into a Habsburg

2022-04-25 19:11:13

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u/DELETED

The cats end up looking like Hapsburgs

2022-04-25 19:22:47

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u/Wild_Following_7475

Ooh no

2022-04-25 19:45:27

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u/DELETED

Say whatever you want but d😎gs are better than cats in every way

2022-04-25 20:55:20

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u/DestroyJimmyofficial

fuck you

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Get stung, get stud

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Mine freaks the fuck out and runs into the house trying to act as if nothing happened infront of us

2022-04-25 22:33:21

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u/bu_bu_booey

Wait the first dog isn’t edited?

2022-04-25 23:13:00

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u/LostGuy242

Lmao i really laugh a lot with this but i feel bad for the poor animals

2022-04-25 23:29:32

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u/Funny_lesson_

Cat be looking like a chad

2022-04-25 23:44:02

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u/Igloocooler52

Bruh why does cat look like Kanye west

2022-04-25 23:49:59

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u/Cultural_Anxiety_402

That mega chat (chad+cat) looking so fresh so clean

2022-04-25 23:49:59

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u/AutoModerator

It's literally just cola you piece of shit. There's no cough syrup or anything. What the fuck is wrong with you. How fucking desperate are you to seem cool that you decide you want to force a "joke" about a child consuming drugs. Which would be funny except nothing in this scene implies that they're doing drugs or a drug stand-in. You just saw a can of soda and the two neurons in your head fired for the first time in a week, and you jumped into the comments to screech lEAn and spam purple emojis like a clown bastard. You people are the reason art is dying. Fuck you

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2022-04-26 01:18:06

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u/schwiggity69

When dogs eat a scorpion

2022-04-26 01:24:36

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u/saintlaurentrob

I swear someone slipped a rabbit in there

2022-04-26 01:28:51

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u/OkConversation175