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He is close, but yet too far, like Magnets.
Magnets? How do they work?
"like" Magnets
Cause they repel!!
Yeah. I wasn't correcting you or anything, I was just referencing the old ICP song "Miracles" - one of the guys says "Magnets? How do they work?" And I always found that to be funny.
Oh yeah lol. F'ing magnets, how do they work. :))
YEAH BITCH!!!!!!
If this is happening to you, you might consider that you're a predator, liked the bird in the video.
Came here to say this
That's why you need a wingman, to help you trap one in a corner.
Dennis, are you going to hurt these women?
"I'm not going to hurt these women! Why would I hurt these women? I feel like you're not getting this at all."
God, Dennis is awful. I wonder if he's named that 'cos he's a menace?
A wingwoman works better
That's why you need a wingman,
This IS the wingman, you can see both of them really clearly. Wings that is.
But you’re vegan.
Cyrus
me in a nightclub
But he totally gets one at the end
No fishes?
😂
A graphical representation of my online dating life. How very nice
You just need one sickly, aged one...
Or a baby. Really, anything that can’t defend itself
Yes, officer. This is the one.
No you don't get it, he was just getting a cupcake!
I'm just here to meet Chris Handsome
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What?
EDP, the Eagles need you back 😂
"She said she was 12!"
Well, it's a quick shag in a school, so yeah.
r/cursedcomments
Found Big Ed.
Hold up pause
Or someone badly injured
Matt Gaetz
Nope.
Hol up
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I'm confused. What am I supposed to be looking at here?
The deleted comment above was stolen from the comment I linked. Most likely a bot to farm karma
Oh, OK.
Or a stick of dynamite
or maybe a quicker about-face turnaround!
Maybe consider not trying to eat your dates?
Excuse me, sir, but I am a gentleman.
A supreme gentleman.
That means a gentleman with tomatoes, lettuce, and sour cream.
fantastic now im even more hungry
Elliot Rodgers.
Hawaiian, even
That gives you extra points though
Welcome to Al’s Cannibal Café!
Ah man... I love eating dates. They usually are so succulent and sweet.
I wish I could grow a date tree in my garden, but I live in a cold climate...
I recommend Persian dates, they are small but sweet
You not missing out on much. I have one, and the neighbors trample my fence as soon as it fruits. One fool in a sports car just opened his door and sounded his horn, whole harvest gone.
TIL how date trees work
Like dating. You lie, and make promises you can't keep, and then stare in disbelief when it withers and dies.
Dates are delicious, tho...
it is called “thirsty” for a date, but “hungry” for love
but... my mom said i should eat more i will be strong.
But they taste SOOO good!
I always eat out my dates.
Clearly you have not tried my date pudding
Women do tend to avoid predators.
So, maybe you need to stop being a predator.
Hey, don't be a duck.
But ducks get free bread at Subway!
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Wooooosh.
But why are you trying to eat them?
They generally appreciate it
lol😂
A graphical representation of my online dating life.
You act like a predator?
According to tinder, women only swipe right on the top 8% of men.
I will never understand why totally unremarkable dudes from reddit think online dating apps are a way to pick out a girlfriend and avoid developing a social life. Just swiping right with zero success into eternity.
Fun fact, the majority of popular dating apps were all bought out by one holding company.
Every single app that gets bought out by them goes downhill to the point where it starts getting filled with bots or because they exponentially raise prices of the features that actually help people outside of the 8% get matches. Tinder being one of them.
Using Tinder as an example, I found success through their super likes because it puts your profile at the top of their queue and it informs them that they paid a bit extra to attempt to match with you. Statistically, it really helps and I can tell you from experience it helps. And this is coming from someone who I'd consider myself to be average, with okay pictures and a decent profile description. I was getting like 3 matches per month without super likes and honestly no one in my social circles I was particularly interested in, so I shelled out a bit of money and it paid off. But now they've raised the prices by a fuck-ton so I wouldn't use them again.
They even let you have 1 free super like per day, and then after Tinder got bought, lo and behold, they removed that. If you paid for their premium subscription, they'd give you 5 free super likes per day. Now, even if you pay for that exact same subscription, you only get 5 per week.
I don't particularly agree that people outside of that top percentile are necessarily "unremarkable", but even guys who are genuinely attractive still have a low chance of matching these days because the chances of them even getting noticed is slim without using these expensive premium features because of the hundreds of other guys messaging the women you're interested in.
I've also read that people would also pay for a subscription to see who liked them, it would show 0 likes, and then their subscription runs out and wow what a coincidence, they've now got likes and they have to resub to see them, only to find out they now have 0 likes again despite what was showed before you resubbed.
Dating apps were so fucking good back in the day, and of course, greed completely ruined them.
Unless you're Tom Hiddleston, you're better off meeting people through events in person. These dating apps are specifically catered to make average-looking men think they can get dates and empty their wallets. I'm not saying you don't have a chance, but the odds will always be against you.
Bumble and tinder will match me with girls I never saw or swiped right on after a long time of not using the apps. All of a sudden I'll log back on and have a random match I'm not interested in.
Edit: the apps make it nearly impossible to cancel you "subscription" as well. They hide the button way up their own ass.
Meanwhile Bumble will show me the exact same girl (or in one case polygamous group) that I rejected 70 times, and then when I finally swiped right just to experiment it wasn't even a match.
when I finally swiped right just to experiment it wasn't even a match
She's not worth it, dude! /s
I wish I had a social circle. As an extremely introverted person, I find it almost impossible to socialize outside of work. When I do come into contact with an attractive woman in a social setting, I choke up hard. I absolutely cannot start a conversation.
I had some success with Match previously, but in the last 5 years the demographics seem to have changed drastically in terms of quality. Maybe it's the age bracket I'm in.
I've made some progress in the past year by joining a gym and going to group training 3-4x a week. I still have pretty bad social anxiety which prevents me from starting any conversations or holding eye contact. I've been having remote therapy sessions for over a year, but it hasn't helped with these issues.
So I guess what I'm saying is that the odds are against me, I'm against me, but even if a dating app improves my odds a tiny bit I think it's worth a shot.
I like your perseverance and outlook. Have an upvote.
So all we need is a dating app that isn't actually so greedy but really tries to make people connect with each other?
capitalists reading this
"Hmm how about no."
Can confirm.
Woefully average man that used to get shit tons of dates pre-pandemic on tinder. Now they literally just absorb your money and laugh at you.
But I think this says more about the people using online dating now as well as the business, Bumble is literally the only app I can use to meet people now it's insane the quality of dates compared.
Everyone says "Hinge is the best!", it's literally just Tinder so I never understood that...
Hinge is also part of that holding company. My friend uses it and it's the same experience as Tinder.
Really though you had luck with Bumble? Did you pay for any features or just straight up from natively using the app?
I just do the 2 hour boost every so often.
Literally every "successful" date I've had in the last year has been from Bumble.
I can go on "dates" from Tinder but....majority of matches are not "date" material, so I don't use it much anymore (and I can't be assed to swipe on it)
Just post a flyer in the town square with your picture and phone numbers you can tear off and maybe a QR code they can scan.
So a dating app that gets bought out will go downhill as it’s filled with bots?
That’s sounds like a good business opportunity. Make a dating app startup and sell out, repeat.
Because that's what dating apps pretend. That you just need to Meet More People, with some filtering help from their Awesome Service, to find The Right One who's just around the corner. Of course it's just as rigged as everything else, but can one blame them for putting hope in it?
Yeah, I used tinder just before it apparently went more downhill, and I'm happy to say it lead to me meeting my wife, though we're rather assuredly outliers.
That said, I distinctly recall it took a looot of swiping in the middle of LA with an average, or just slightly above average, profile. If I recall, I started off with a more long-winded profile then shortened it to something much more concise. It wasn't particularly mentally healthy for me originally, like especially until I came to terms with just how lopsided the whole thing was. I distinctly recall her saying I was one of her first few matches, and at this point I had dozen of fruitless matches that went nowhere myself. I had defaulted to just exchanging pleasantries then near immediately asking for a date to get to know each other properly and avoid the bs at that point. Otherwise it was just a drain.
Edit/To add: I remember there was some paid super boost feature, and if you timed that right, like 8-9pm, it really did make a difference. I really had to separate my value from it and just learn to game the lopsided system, or as I said above, it was just a drain.
Same thing, met my gf there after 3 months of humiliation, and she said she matched with me minutes after opening the app
Also met my wife on tinder. Downloaded it at the behest of a friend I was going out with one night. Matched with her that same night. She messaged me "dtf?" and the rest as they say is history.
I believe that boost feature is called a “super like”? I remember you could only do it once a day. When that feature first came out I thought it was this super precious thing and I used it on a girl that I found really cute, and whom I ended up marrying.
My wife said that the superlike thing really did help because they honestly get an overwhelming number of matches and it helped to make me stand out a little.
You can still be perfectly fine with having a shitty dating life without tinder dude 😂
Do you have any friends IRL? All of my friends get dates on tinder fairly regularly and they are average looking.
I guess what they have going for them is they don't post to reddit tho.
I know of an obese Swedish redneck who gets dates on Tinder with decent regularity, I sincerely doubt he's in the top 8% of men.
According to tinder, women only swipe right on the top 8% of men.
I'm sure the top 8% get more swipes, but 'only' is totally untrue
According to tinder, women only swipe right on the top 8% of men.
Ah yes Tinder, the pinnacle of scientific research.
Why not both?
OLD apps are now the leading method of finding mates in recent years.
Telling guys to stop doing it is one of the idiotic advice ever.
But the idea behind your misinformed comment is sound. Guys with poor social skills or guys who don't even make an attempt to go out and develop their social skills think dating apps as some kind of internet get rich quick scheme.
You should switch to the dive bomb graph. You may have a higher chance.
Sir... rape is not legal in this country.
but necrophilia?
https://imgur.com/a/oaPDCcL
yes, that's what plenty of fish in the sea means
At least for you, its your online dating life...
Perhaps you should work on not coming off as a desperate predator?
Maybe try offline dating
wait you want me to interact without a quest?
This would have been a better headline.
A graphical representation of all the women I know avoiding a shag.
That's because they're avoiding predators
Aren’t cormorants called shags anywhere but NZ? I thought this was pretty witty.
Avoiding ~~a shag~~ you…FTFY
Mine too :/
Online? That's my IRL and online dating life
I bet he gets one eventually, though
They said they are plenty of fish in the sea.
No one claimed all of them want to be caught.
Goddamnit you stole the comment from my brain before the post opened for me
Have a poor man’s award 🥇
Who knew being eaten was reason enough to swipe left.
New profile pic for tinder ?
You chasing rapidly after anything nearby with a pulse and that smells of fish?
“Um i have a boyfriend” “Um i have a boyfriend” “Um i have a boyfriend” “Um i have a boyfriend” “Um i have a boyfriend” “Um i have a boyfriend”
That's why I gave that up and decided to just wait. Enjoy the single life.
Same
This bird needs to focus on himself. Join a gym, work on his hobbies, find a group of like-minded people.
Exactly, he should have the fish come to him. It's also good to have pre-selection, so other fish that are already into him will attract more fish.
Right? Personality only gets you to the water, for them to swim to you, you need to pretend you arent interested. Dont swim after them, sit there like a lump on a log while smoking something or talking about sports ball to people who arent really listening. Make yourself seem interesting to them so they will come swimming to you.
Effort doesnt feed you, laziness does.
Best I can do is a subreddit full of other birds who can't catch fish, complaining about how the fish don't give them a chance.
I'll do ya one better. Can send ya to a sub for fish who think no bird is good enough. They trade ideas on how fish should be treated like dolphins while looking like puffer fish
while looking like puffer fish
Hey, that is a defence mechanism and it's beautiful and natural and healthy.
#dontbodyshamepufferfish
Some of the fish found you
That's code for "Go away and bother someone else."
It has some "gee thanks I'm cured" energy, but really the only way out of a bad break is focusing on the path forward instead of the one behind. Deleting the gym and hitting the Facebook are memes, but there's a reason it gets parroted so much.
Oh god. That’s exactly what we need at this point: incel birds.
Just start with a fuckin shower, weebs.
Unfortunately, a circle jerk of neckbeards isn't very helpful when it comes to finding a date
Btw, what's a group of neck beards called? A stink?
Touché
Find a pond to shower yourself, nothing comes easy!
Kabaddi kabaddi kabaddi
First date me Aisa karega toh zaroor bhag jayegi.
Bengaluru Bulls new recruit
What?
In the sport Kabaddi, the raider chants the name of the sport and the movement of defenders can resemble the movement of the fish in this video.
Kabaddi Kabaddi Kabaddi is also a romantic comedy, so "plenty of fish in the sea" could apply to that as well.
Average man on Tinder
and Hinge, Bumble, etc…
OKCupid, Kik, Snapchat,
tantan,
Grindr
Oh wait...
Grindr says they’ve moved past their cis, homosexual male roots and cater to pretty much anyone now but it is hard to forget their roots. But I see a little bit of everyone there these days
It's mostly gay/bi men & straight/bi trans women as far as I'm aware
Yup definitely skewed that way
is tantan even good? I've tried it and it was even worse than tinder.
It smells horrible, but it'll save you from frostbite.
You probably still won't be comfortable though, it's only lukewarm
Plenty of fish
I don't know man Hinge is honestly pretty good I've been getting dates on it with some pretty cool girls whereas with tinder I never got anything
Back when I was single I had more success on hinge converting a match to a date then the more popular aps.
I think it's because it's more personality based and also tinder is so mainstream that there's a lot of people on it just for fun, whereas Hinge is a bit more people deliberately trying to find a connection
Also people may say otherwise, but Tinder tends to be used as a hookup app. Some people look for genuine connections on there and have been successful, but most people aren’t there for that.
Hinge can also be used as a hookup app (I've had that once) but I feel like on hinge there's less of a expectation to have super professional model looking pictures and you can engage more with someone's personality
Of the apps out there, I found Hinge to be the best one too. Found my fiancé on there after trying the other apps.
I'm so sorry you had to find out that way.
Let me rephrase — I am currently engaged to a woman I matched with on Hinge. I can see how what I said can come off as something completely different.
I'm sorry you read their comment in a serious tone.
Ahh I see it now. My mind definitely ready it differently lol
Same here. Still get good matches on Hinge. The rest have turned to shit though
Can't relate. I'm ugly as fuck but still got a couple of matches that I was genuinely interested in and got a couple of dates.
If you're still unsuccessful maybe you should work on your well being first man.
Easy there Casanova, leave some pussy for the rest of us
Glad you beat the odds.
nah average men can still do just fine on these apps but it’s the fact that they’re being way too nice with their whole approach, i deadass started just asking for sex and i’ve never had better luck
r/ihavesex
bruh
Should try Grindr! Duck probably tastes good.
This birdie needs to try an aerial attack instead
Fun fact: this is an (I believe, hard to tell from the video) Anhinga and they don't hunt from the air. They lack the oil glands that other birds (like ducks and pelicans) use to keep their feathers dry and bodies floaty. They dart around underwater spear fishing and then go to shore to spread their soggy wings out in the sun to dry (and help regulate their body temperature.)
They're very common down in Florida (where I live) but they're also found in coastal parts of central America and throughout parts of South America. They do travel a little further north from Florida (a very little) but it's mostly for breeding purposes.
Edit: I've been advised that this is a cormorant, not an anhinga. The fun facts about anhingas still stand.
This is a cormorant, but very similar hunting strategy to anhingas. The giveaway with anhingas is that when they are at the surface only the neck protrudes from the water, giving them their nickname "snakebird".
Thanks for the knowledge! I'll make an edit.
A couple of other comments have made me doubt my ID now so you may be right that it's an anhinga!
Are we sure? Cormorants have much thicker necks and a hooked beak. It's hard to tell really which one it is honestly but I also can't tell if his body is out or in.
I guess it doesn't matter. The birds are almost identical in most aspects
Honestly I'm not sure now that I look back at it. I was going off what appears to be a waterline mid-way up the body while it's surfaced, but with water that clear it's difficult to be sure. The beak does look very anhinga as you say - I could be completely wrong!
Its the neck for me. Anhinga have those tiny necks. And cormorants are thick and full. But as I said before. They are almost the same bird. Very few things make them different so it really doesn't matter lol
Edit: these birds are both amazing. They can swim fast enough to catch fish
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Yeah I'm not 100% now that I look at it again. The beak is very straight like an anhinga, but at one point I feel like there's a waterline halfway up the body while it's surfaced. Difficult to be sure in such clear water though.
Nessi?
Everyone on Reddit: Dating joke
Me as a married Floridan who lives on the coast: Someone on that dock need to grab a damn cast net and fill their bait bucket
I was thinkin the same. Hell even my shitty taco casts could probably pull out a bucket load
The fun facts about anhingas still stand.
And also apply to the cormorant!
We have loads of them in most of Denmark. They're considered quite a scourge to fishermen because they'll go down and destroy nets to "steal" the catch.
They also completely destroy trees if they set up colony in one or a small bunch.
Very cool facts none the less.
They maintain just enough distance, taunting that poor bird.
It might not look that way in the video, but I can almost garantee you that that cormorant ate its belly full that day. They are really good at this kind of of hunting.
Pretty sure at this part of the hunt he's just looking for any injured or sick fish he can easily catch. Those birds eat an insane amount of fish every day and it's not by luck
Persistence is key you say?
Reminds me of the story of Tantalus
We're all reminded of Tantalus, Glen. Now you're tantalizing us with the hope of an interesting comment. Fuck.
You must be a bot. We all saw what you described. You dont need to repeat it out loud.
Getting schooled
Underrated comment
NO FISH FOR YOU!
I got caught in a shoal like this once at the beach but they were panicked, driven into us by sea gulls and they DID NOT swim around us so well in that particular mental state.
A shoal is different though and won't swim as synchronised as the school in the video
How is it different? This is a shoal. Once the fish move in the same direction together, they are schooling. I guess technically I got caught in a school but....
A shoal may be different species and are loosely together, whereas a school is a collection of same species that swim synchronously
TIL
What happened?
Prolly got his feet nibbled at. Free pedicure
They died.
Sound dating advice thanks
That gull is what you call a wingman.
Did you hear about the fight in that seafood restaurant? It was horrible, four fish were battered
Always heard a different version of this:
Did you hear about the fight in the fish & chip shop? A guy got battered.
My current waters, it's sad how much I relate to this.
There's a learning opportunity here for you:
You focus on ALL the fish around the bird, but the bird on every chase quickly focuses on one specific one.
What you don't see is that the bird actually catches the fish he's focusing on every time.
And the bird ends up catching one. You can see it reflect.
60% of the time it works every time
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Yeah, I think it's focusing on all of them, trying to find the most opportunistic meal, then dialing in on one for a split second.
Funny how they know to avoid predators...
Well I mean if you saw a guy chasing you with his mouth open even you would want to avoid him lol.
This is why you need a - no pun intended - wingman.
Yeah the fish avoid you if they feel like you’re a threat to them, big news
Redditor try not to act like a creep around women challenge: impossible
Me on dating apps.
Maybe try not being a predator?
Sick burn
Maybe try not eating your date out first met?
These fish are running from a predator, just saying
OR maybe because you're a PREDATOR?!!
To be fair, the bird is a predator, not the same species
Man, that must be frustrating xD (for the bird and the metaphoric side)
İts almost like fishes dont want to be eaten.
They just don't like predators
Don't be fooled. That bird eats.
Well the problem is that you’re acting like a predator
I can hear the angry Donald Duck voice as they’re missing all those fish lol
Ok but maybe stop eating the women and they won't run?
That's what the duck gets for trying to spawn camp.
Cormorant
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maybe it is Russian people in turkey? it is very popular vacation place among Russians
Maybe try being one of the friendly fish and not the scary-ass predatory bird and you might have more success...
See, the women are running from you because you’re taking the analogy too literally. Don’t be a predator.
Well if you are a predator….
Me looking to make friends or find any form of human contact.
Are you by any chance me?
The fish are out of his league
Incels in a nutshell.
Fast as fast can be, you'll never catch me!
Maybe you are one of the fish- you are somebody’s fish :)
POV: you play genshin impact
I think I've seen that guy at shows...
Once you stop being perceived as a predator, you will be surrounded by fish ;-)
Clearly the bird need to work on himself. Shower everyday and go to gym!
Just because there’s plenty of fish in the sea doesn’t mean any of them want to be around you
I got to swim in one of these and it was cool as fuck. There must have been millions to billions of these tiny fish. When you were in the middle of them it was all you could see and no matter how much you try to touch one they move exactly with your body it was like my body was in sync with them. One of the coolest experiences iv had in the ocean.
it's getting hungry
r/meirl
Napoleon Bonaparte vs Russia
Swimcel.
Damn that bird still moves fast af underwater
Every comment that's trying to be funny is just saying what the title + video is already hinting at thus ruining the joke lol.
Would it be too on the nose to point out that the video depicts a predator-prey interaction?
Going to a bar as a guy with receding hairline
Online swiping on dating apps
True definition of 'No Bitches?'
He got school’d
He’s playing where’s my water on hard mode
Hear me out. From this perspective, this is science at work. It's extremely cool how fish are programmed to swim in schools for safety. The bird evolved to fly, then evolved to swim.
But seeing this from the birds perspective... One day your in a nest with your bros, getting fed an oceanic milkshake via 'mom vomit', then the next day your diving into the ocean and the giant anamorphic blob of fishies just won't cooperate. This becomes his daily routine.
I bet he misses his mom.
"Johnson, you're late!!! Lunch ended twenty minutes ago. Your coworkers tell me you spent the entire break just chasing tail"
Metaphoricaly speaking, if you're trying to get women/men like this bird is trying to get fish, it's kinda understandable that you get nothing xD
Facts.
How come all of a sudden there like 100% more videos on the internet with people speaking Russian. I never saw so many till now.
Well... there's a war going on in a russian-speaking part of the world
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Good one. Pretty much what I was thinking.
I've never felt so seen as a single person.
What kinda incel shit is this? That bird probably catches the weak food by doing it
Just got to find the slow one that might have something wrong with em...
This is disturbingly accurate.
This is 90% of men on tinder... the other 10% are those videos where the people are just cruising along a river in a boat and an absolute shit ton of fish fucking FLY out of the water, jumping into the boat
That's cause they electrocute the water lol
Tinder for the average male
why dose it sound like jshlcat
r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR
Nobody told him he just have to dive ?
He’s actually a guarding duck. U guys just don’t get him…
There are many fish in the sea!
Technique is something you learn in time though.
What a cool video.
Get me a net, I'll help you out Bro.
Me and my opportunities
ah yes, the Tantalus Torment
How frustrating.. A change in strategy is needed.
No fishes? o_O
I think I found my spirit animal.
No fishes?
One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
Never have i related more to a bird
Such is life
Me, trying to find a girlfriend 😂😂
But it feels so empty ~~without~~ around me.
Shame that's quite unfortunate
I saw a friend do that on a dance floor will with girls once
Story of my life
Poor guy just needs a wing man
r/meirl
my tinder matches
For wash my home that duck is perfect
Me irl
My life in a nutshell
And kids that's why you hunt in pack.
My luck
This bird will catch a fish, might take 5-10 minutes, but if it chases them enough it only takes one to be disorientated from all the swimming away. It's like how dolphins do it, just with less teamwork and efficiency.
High-school flashbacks.
I wouldn't even be chasing and that still happens to me
This is like me with women pepe le pew
Relatable
Every guy over 12 can relate to this.
Plenty of fish in the sea. But your not near the sea, your in the desert. With no hope of getting near the sea anytime soon.
If the duck caught the occasional fish every 15 years then it would be my dating life.
"Girls stand close to you if they like you"
Girls around me:
incel dating - visualized. Plenty of fish, except for you. Impressive how the fish can distinguish that bad tree in the forest of friends blocking the view.
Me in a fucking nutshell
I can relate to that
did you have a good day honey?
Ah yes my animal spirit right there (well tbh I don't even try, gotta give the lil guy that).
Why am I in this video?
My life in a nutshell
Why are you recording my love life?
Same
aren't you a bird? can't you fly? maybe try flying down at them, from above, from the sky?
you're literally trying to outswim a goddamn fish! you deserve to be hungry...
who are you talking to?
What about staying away from the schools
Actually there is not
So this analogy still works if you date like a hunting predator lmao
Just try a little harder, just a little faster
POV You are an ugly male
Incels saying they're a nice guy in a room full of women. . .
Life for average man, not even one pursuing online dating. But the top percent men have privilege so therefore average men must suffer more for the misdeeds of other.
If it was a rich bird, and made golden eggs, the fish would jump on it all at once.
Sounds like my dating life. I guess I'll be bringing dynamite next time.
:D
Those fish are being very rude to that poor bird >:(
My life... Forever alone.... In everything....
Same brother... 😞
This is racism
Obviously the bird is female.
At least he's in the sea. I'm in the fucking desert...alone.
When you’re a good dude with a great job who treats women well 🤷🏻♂️
FishRepeller
Someone needs to catch that bird and get a fishing net, instant profit
Poor chap
This reminds me of as coyote I saw chasing geese, he looked so disappointed when he saw them fly away
But i don't know how to fish
What kind of bird is that?
Cormorant
That bird needs to work its legs some more.
Me trying to touch books for studying
somehow I imagined daffy duck rage-babbling away trying to get those fish.
Definition of "so close yet so far."
“C’mon guys, let me eat you, I promise I will be gentle”
......unless you're in it then they all try and get away from you.
[yakkity sax intensifies]
its herding the fish
Reminds me of trying to partner up for groupwork in middle school...
Wild Wishiwashi appeared!
It missed the memo. Its a group activity.
I was like wow that water isn’t clean, and then it was fish.
Magneto
So close, yet so far
r/oddlysatisfying
Except for this bird obviously.
what are these fish called?
Smart school,
grass in pokemon games:
Gonna need a dolphin
Magnets
I’m just happy I caught one and made her my wife.
Looks like he catches one at the end. Notice the shine.
Mates that's satisfying
When you get a fish to break away from the school they are much easier to catch.
Aww, it's Daffy Duck.
That bird got schooled.
Fo shoal
Is that Bulgarian?
Poor Duck just wants a friend
If only the bird could attack from above…
A cast net would catch a lot out there.
Right
But has he tried sending them a dick pic?
r/oddlysatisfying
r/maybemaybemaybe
MagnaDoodle.
Ah my love life.
me chasing my dreams
Me n life.
Hahahaha kinda sad tho
racism
Me, trying to make some friends
This is why you don't pick a day where the water is crystal clear 😂 also idk if he can dive from the sky but I'm sure he'd have better luck
I thought that the fish were just water and that some sand was following the bird around lmao
/r/vdownloader u/vdownloader
Can’t help but laugh at this point
My life
It looks like a fluid
A visual representation of my love life.
Saw this when I was diving once with a big barracuda swimming near some smaller fish.
like an invisible ring around the fish that the smaller fish just knew to stay out of.
Me lmao
This is what Tantalus suffered for eternity ! You're not alone Mr. Cormorant !
Poor duck
I guess the fish was schooled
There’s a NatGeo episode on polar bears where they do this same thing
trying to get the really fast sea creatures in animal crossing
Is the bird’s name Moses?
When you’re not invited to the party!
Story of my life.
This is how salmon fishing feels
This guy ducks.
The Fish: WE ARE ONE MİND.
I swear this happen when I fish too
I swear this happen when I fish too
It happens when I look for a date.
That's got to be the most frustrating shit that bird is ever going to experience
I believe this is in the digital Websters dictionary - definition of frustration
Relatable
r/meirl trying to make friends
Did we find the mal advice mallard?
And the only one for you is the one who forgot to run.
A fish in the mouth is worth 2 in the sea!
Me on Tinder
I went to the Maldives and the only way sharks black tip could catch these was in formation
They did a formation 4 - 3 - 2 -1 - line a v and Drive them to the shore
Really interesting to watch
Never related with a animal so much before😂Perfect representation of me with the ladies
A representation of my life in the video format.
Is meeeee
Damn. That birds can’t get any bitches. No fishes?
Not for that guy
The fish know that the birds leave delicious poop every few minutes too so they're hanging just close enough to nab some goodies.
This sums up my career
Add sad Naruto theme.
Dry your eyes mate
I feel this
Feels like my dating profile.
Saw one of these bird swim around in a wide circle to get the fish to blob up and then swam through the middle of the blob, seemed to work out well.
This hits so hard.
Trust me, that bird is dodging bullets.
Is that sumbitch new to fishing?
The myth of Tantalus
It’s like the social butterfly trying to make friends but nobody wants him. :(
Same bro
Get your friends in on it and do it with team work
Tinder dating be like….
Ahhh yes a gif representation of my time on tinder
Online dating graphic representation via movie
Me going fishing
Those fish are a perfect representation of the kids at my school.
That fuck must be a really nice guy
Edit: autocorrect actually worked for once and changed duck to fuck. Im leaving it
Modern dating in a nutshell.
Description of my life
How do i save this vid
Me trying to mingle at a party
I am in this video and that fact bothers me.
It only applies if you check rule number one
When you dont shower for a month and go outside...
Like shooting fish in a barrel.
As an introvert, i can relate with that.
Clever. lol!
Me searching for a job right now 🥲
It’s weird, if you act like a predator on the hunt they run away from you🤔
Bird forgot to turn off its force field
It's like when I joined Bumble.
r/meinrl for sure
Turns out, they don't like predators...
is it just me or did it look like it actually caught some
Aghhh this video is like my sex life
Me irl
I studied artificial intelligence at university and artificial life, which is a subset thereof.
Studying schooling behaviors was interesting. It's complicated, but, essentially, fish react to what the fish next to them do. This is where you get the emergent complexity of the whole school seeming to work together like this. Slowed down, it's actually a complex ripple effect.
Women when they see me
“You guys play genshin impact?”
Oh that is too funny for me to handle... XD
This is a visual representation of me in the crypto market.
Needs to change strategy
me trying to get a job after college
Just not for this guy!
When people who stopped bathing during the pandemic re-enter society
I feel attacked on a personal level...
This is too trippy
Me looking for a date
"Just because theres plenty of fish in the sea doesnt mean any of them find you attractive"
-Obama
Me… dating…
It’s like finding job these days! So many companies hiring but good luck getting one.
There's also lots of trash in the sea
Me trying to find a date.
Looks like my dating attempts on Tinder.
oh? How? I thought tinder was great for men?
Same.
Paint brush eraser size : 10
Cormorants are dump birds
It's like the duck is radioactive and the fish are making a perfect circle around it.
"That's a lotta fish."
Dating: The challenges are real
Looks like one of those faces with the Iron oxide Beard only Polorized the reverse way.
Bois are quick
I had to watch this like 5 times to realize that white cloud following the bird around was actually the absence of fish. I thought it was like a cloud of silt or something.
TBF most of the "fish" in the sea you're after will avoid you if they think you're a predator.
Me shooting my shot.
This is why you need a wingman.
Is this a teaser for tinder?
At least he finally got one. Lucky duck.
That actually looks really cool.
Me trying to fish
Fish are so magnificent!!
Talk about a net calorie loss...
It’s me and around me are girls…
Same
So close, yet so far. Just like me and my dreams.
Those fish from Nemo teasing the poor birds again?
Black Death from moana
Visual display of my Tinder algorithm.
Out of a 2 year relationship where I was the support pillar both emotionally and financially... I feel this
Story of my life
That’s me with dating scene
Aww poor guy
Shit aye, get the rod out
I feel as though this is missing something... maybe a rabbit?
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