What happens after? I want to know
What happens after? I want to know
Idk but dude doesn't look very bothered
He pets the Lion
Lion pets the reporter.
Aparently thats the leader of the sports team and the fucking lion cub its their pet
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I have to admit this one is unique
I think the bit replays this to anyone who says "reporter".
Actually i think it's just "report".
Ik
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Report
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Thatās the best part of the video
Ive seen the whole video, its from Romania somwhere in the 19's . As a Romanian i can confirm that what we would do
But the lion seems very stressed
The Lion answers every question the reporter asked
"How many war crimes did you commit in Kosovo?"
"š¦"
"The lion's share."
*Serbia Strong intensifies*
Shit, I hope my boss doesn't see this.
or my wife.
or my girlfriend.
I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.
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Tbh, I would like to hear the lions answer to the question 'do you think you're better off alone?', as posed by Alice Deejay!
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šš¤£š¤£
including the one about eating a human.
Pretty sure the beat drops
the guy petted the lion
Okay so here's my pitch for a new reality TV show
Basically, we get a bunch of very militant TERFs, and one trans woman, put them into a house where they're supposed to live with each other, but, once they've all arrived and are seeing each other for the first time (before they're allowed to even talk to each other), we tell them all that one of them is a trans woman, and, if they can find her and vote her out, they will win a million dollars. But if she isn't found out by the end of the week/month(?), she'll win a million dollars instead.
The catch?
There actually isn't a trans woman with them.
And then we get to watch them slowly but surely allow themselves to get overcome by their own irrational paranoia, paying too much attention to how deep everyone else's voices are, invading each other's privacy, overanalysing each other's mannerisms, policing each other's conformance to the very same standards which they complain about being held to...
And let us not forget the inevitable feelings of isolation and helplessness they'll invividually start experiencing once they start getting accused and shunned by everyone else.
Sure, it would probably have to be a one-off series.
But honestly? I think it would make some great television!
~~also ngl I think the name 'TERF War' has a nice ring to it, sounds marketable, rolls off the tounge~~
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He was better off alone.
Do you think that he's better off alone?
Reporter to lion: āTalk to meā
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He fixes the cable.
Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.
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He talked to me, ooooo
threat to north korea
Lion gives a speech.
Cat got his tongue
Where tf did they get a lion? XD
They are romanians :D
More specific, they are oltenians
even worst
Worsed*
Wurst*
oh, fuck no
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So they stole him?
No, lions are Romanian currency. Not even joking
That little guy is priceless though.
yes
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Im Romanians, I don't know where the fuck they got a lion
I'm Poland
Hi Poland, I'm dad
We donāt own cats, but lions. So when we die, we get eaten by them and save money on burial services.
Can confirm I'm Romanian ššš½
Anyone know where was this (in what city)
Craiova
FC club is Craiova so probably Craiova, accent checks out too.
This happened not long after the revolution so this was still legal
they said it was the team mascot
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Where'd they get Eastern European Jason Siegel?
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they stole it
Simba now in Live Action
This comment has layers like my foreskin
and pasta are made of dough. What's your point?
Jelly
penut butter
Lean
It's literally just cola you piece of shit. There's no cough syrup or anything. What the fuck is wrong with you. How fucking desperate are you to seem cool that you decide you want to force a "joke" about a child consuming drugs. Which would be funny except nothing in this scene implies that they're doing drugs or a drug stand-in. You just saw a can of soda and the two neurons in your head fired for the first time in a week, and you jumped into the comments to screech lEAn and spam purple emojis like a clown bastard. You people are the reason art is dying. Fuck you
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Least chad Romanian
Salut din romĆ¢nia
Lion looks like he's going to screw his speech up
romanians
Romania this week has been crazy
What happened?
I think he is referencing "Romania This Week", part of show called "Football this Week" by FNG on youtube.
Yes, thatās exactly what I was referring to
"Meow n dat"
Wowwwww, you meow like a cat! That means you are one, right? Shut the fuck up. If you really want to be put on a leash and treated like a domestic animal then thatās called a fetish, not āquirkyā or ācuteā. What part of you seriously thinks that any part of acting like a feline establishes a reputation of appreciation? Is it your lack of any defining aspect of personality that urges you to resort to shitty representations of cats to create an illusion of meaning in your worthless life? Wearing ācat earsā in the shape of headbands further notes the complete absence of human attribution to your false sense of personality, such as intelligence or charisma in any form or shape. Where do you think this mindsetās gonna lead you? You think youāre funny, random, quirky even? What makes you think that acting like a fucking cat will make a goddamn hyena laugh? I, personally, feel extremely sympathetic towards you as your only escape from the worthless thing you call your existence is to pretend to be an animal. But itās not a worthy choice to assert this horrifying fact as a dominant trait, mainly because personality traits require an initial personality to lay their foundation on. Youāre not worthy of anybodyās time, so go fuck off, ācat-girlā.
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Da coaie
Romanian currency
robbers*
Cringe westoid
Lmao I'm from Romanian
De ce ai zice asta atunci?
E prost. Voia sa spuna ca suntem hoti si a spus ca suntem jefuitori.
That means you are dumb as hell since you post such comments.
smartest romanian lmao
We live in a society
And by the looks of it, you've just been exiled.
Why is that, I'm simply stating the truth about my country.
So are you and your family thieves as well?
No, the government
Well you did not say that. You said Romanians = robbers... Government is shitty true. I guarantee that others governments have bad apples as well. But does the government represent the entire population? Should we all be categorized as thieves because our politicians sucks?
I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.
TL;DR I hate shitting
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Schƶdinger's Blowjob -- Imagine you're blindfolded and you're getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you'll never figure out who's giving you that god-tier awesome schmƶsome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle's neighbour's fireman's cat. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky?
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As someone from Romania myself I can say this is true
What's the difference
Learn English, you stooped monke!
We're thieves. Swift hands. Agile bodies...
Unlike you phat stooped monke with gun committing armed robbery.
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
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BASED ROMANIAN REPORTER
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Quick look at the world's walls; the Wailing Wall is gay, Hadrian's Wall is very gay, the Great Wall of China, that's not gay, and the old London Wall has also stopped being gay.
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Someone get me out of Romania, please.
Nu.
ma iei
De coaie šµ
Se rezolva. Suna la 0774467900
Thank you, Ms. Lion, for your opinion.
Nu
When you are working in news agency, which shows every side of the news
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The guy pets the lion.
song?
better off alone
I know I am better off alone. But what's the name of the song?
Do you think you're better off alone? Talk to me...
thanks
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No way
Bot wars
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Quick look at the world's walls; the Wailing Wall is gay, Hadrian's Wall is very gay, the Great Wall of China, that's not gay, and the old London Wall has also stopped being gay.
Gay cars next; they're the same as last night. All Volkswagens registered between 1982 and 1985; they stay gay for another fortnight.
And finally the gay seas are the Caspian and the Mediterranean, so see you there.
Thanks, Colin. He's not gay by the way, we wouldn't employ a homosexual.
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Romanian television just hits different
If people worldwide would find out about Dan Diaconescu shit would go wild š
I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.
TL;DR I hate shitting
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Is he like the Romanian Alex Jones?
Okay so here's my pitch for a new reality TV show
Basically, we get a bunch of very militant TERFs, and one trans woman, put them into a house where they're supposed to live with each other, but, once they've all arrived and are seeing each other for the first time (before they're allowed to even talk to each other), we tell them all that one of them is a trans woman, and, if they can find her and vote her out, they will win a million dollars. But if she isn't found out by the end of the week/month(?), she'll win a million dollars instead.
The catch?
There actually isn't a trans woman with them.
And then we get to watch them slowly but surely allow themselves to get overcome by their own irrational paranoia, paying too much attention to how deep everyone else's voices are, invading each other's privacy, overanalysing each other's mannerisms, policing each other's conformance to the very same standards which they complain about being held to...
And let us not forget the inevitable feelings of isolation and helplessness they'll invividually start experiencing once they start getting accused and shunned by everyone else.
Sure, it would probably have to be a one-off series.
But honestly? I think it would make some great television!
~~also ngl I think the name 'TERF War' has a nice ring to it, sounds marketable, rolls off the tounge~~
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There is 1 impostor among us
Shut up
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The account I'm replying to is a karma bot run by someone who will link scams once the account gets enough karma.
Report -> Spam -> Harmful Bot
And now it's time for the roundup of today's gay news, with Colin Topshed
Quick roundup of today's gayness now, starting with the roads. The M70, the A3, the B664 and the A48M, they're all gay as from midnight tonight.
The gay elements are Potassium, Zinc, Hydrogen, Copper, and Argon.
Quick look at the world's walls; the Wailing Wall is gay, Hadrian's Wall is very gay, the Great Wall of China, that's not gay, and the old London Wall has also stopped being gay.
Gay cars next; they're the same as last night. All Volkswagens registered between 1982 and 1985; they stay gay for another fortnight.
And finally the gay seas are the Caspian and the Mediterranean, so see you there.
Thanks, Colin. He's not gay by the way, we wouldn't employ a homosexual.
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He was the manager of that club, Craiova. The Lion is the emblem of that club
Romanian Cruyff
A collection of books which Kevin has reviewed. (all of these books are freely availiable online)
Kevin would like to say that this book is truly inspirational, and that he would give it a 10/10
Kevin would like to mention that this book is one of the greatest sources of existential terror he has read (and it contains a lot of interesting content regarding game design as well), and he would give it a 10/10
Kevin would like to say that this book was surprisingly wholesome, and is a great book for helping one to feel more at-ease with the universe, so he would give it 10/10
Kevin mentioned that he wasn't entirely sure what he just read. However, it's still not bri*ish, and was still rather interesting, so he would give it a 10/10
Kevin told me that this was an interesting interpretation of the JFK assassination, and of the post-WW2 media landscape in the USA in general, so he would give it a 10/10.
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This lion king reboot looks awful
it's the mondo world version live action
Idk who's more confused
the lion, man or me
It's safe to say all of us are confused
Pretty sure your FBI/Other Agency agent is the most confused one
Romania
FYI they stole it from a zoo (theyāre Romanian).
of course we are experts at stealing lions(Romanian currency)
"Why you so smol?"
What the fuck
Just Romanian things.
š¤š¦
Just another opressed minority not allowed for free speech
at least an important one, this time
New fnf mod leak
LMFAOO
Nice kitten you have there
Least normal day in Romania.
Most*
FNG?
whats the song?
better off alone
thanks
Finally some good fucking journalist's.
This is a certified š¤š¦ moment
My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just canāt with her. Sheās so disgusting. Iām contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. Heās ruining my fucking life.
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Romania strong
š¤š¦
Titanic buffet
La-la-la-la 🎃 Ba-ba-ri-as-ras-ti-ti-ti-ras-ti-ti Ba-ba-ri-as-ras-ti-ti-ta Ba-ba-ri-as-ras-ti-ti-ti-ras-ti-ti 🎃 Rastis! Rastis! Ra-ti-ti-la[3] 😁 😁 👼 👼 Let's start a new life from the darkness 🤨 🤨 😱 Until the light reveals the end 😇 😇 Sinister faces, growing 🤬 This is my last war a-la-la-la Ba-ba-ri-as-ras-ti-ti-ti-ras-ti-ti 😜 😜 😜 (Angels playing disguised) 👼 Ba-ba-ri-as-ras-ti-ti-ta (With devil's faces) Ba-ba-ri-as-ras-ti-ti-ti-ras-ti-ti (Children cling to their coins) Rastis! Rastis! Ra-ti-ti 🧝 🔫 🔫 (Squeezing out their wisdom) La-la-la-la 🧝 🧝 🧝 🦌 🦌 🦌 Ba-ba-ri-as-ras-ti-ti-ti-ras-ti-ti (Angels planning disguised) 😇 😇 😇 Ba-ba-ri-as-ras-ti-ti-ta (Rastis! Rastis!) 💣 💣 🧐 🧐 🧐 (With devil's faces) 😈 😈 Ba-ba-ri-as-ras-ti-ti-ti-ras-ti-ti (Children cling on to their) 😍 😍 😍 Rastis! Rastis! Ra-ti-ti-la (Very last coins)Destruction 🤬 🤬 💣 💣 and regeneration 😇 😇 😇 😎 😁 😁 You are the real enemy 😡 😡 😡 (Rastis! Rastis! Rastis!)[4] War! 🤕 (My) War! 😱 (My) War! Rastis! Rastis! Rastis! Rastis![3] 🧟 🧟 🧟 👼 🥔 🥔 🥔 🥔 🔫 🔫 🔫
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First glance I thought someone was cosplaying as King from Tekken
what song is this?
Alice DJ
As a south african this is very relatable.
That double take to make sure he just saw what he thought he saw
Is that cryuff?
That's what I'm searching
Been scrolling Reddit for awhile now and this is the first thing to make me laugh
Yay
Plinka deserves to speak
The guy: who ever wants to understand will
Wut the cat doing?
The lion is elected to parliament
Me when I interview a lion
š¤š¦: āBiscuits and Gravyā
the lion looks so confused
Reporter: what are your thoughts on the state of the economy?
Lion: uhhhhhhh Iām a lion
And now it's time for the roundup of today's gay news, with Colin Topshed
Quick roundup of today's gayness now, starting with the roads. The M70, the A3, the B664 and the A48M, they're all gay as from midnight tonight.
The gay elements are Potassium, Zinc, Hydrogen, Copper, and Argon.
Quick look at the world's walls; the Wailing Wall is gay, Hadrian's Wall is very gay, the Great Wall of China, that's not gay, and the old London Wall has also stopped being gay.
Gay cars next; they're the same as last night. All Volkswagens registered between 1982 and 1985; they stay gay for another fortnight.
And finally the gay seas are the Caspian and the Mediterranean, so see you there.
Thanks, Colin. He's not gay by the way, we wouldn't employ a homosexual.
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Johan Cruyff?
Romania moment
My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just canāt with her. Sheās so disgusting. Iām contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. Heās ruining my fucking life.
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Let me guess Romma
Da
romania is trully a place blessed by god
Public speaking fear entered the chat...
Zimbabwe
The kitty is baked out of its mind
Hai Dinamo!
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Based? Based on what? On your dick? Please shut the fuck up and use words properly you fuckin troglodyte, do you think God gave us a freedom of speech just to spew random words that have no meaning that doesn't even correllate to the topic of the conversation? Like please you always complain about why no one talks to you or no one expresses their opinions on you because you're always spewing random shit like poggers based cringe and when you try to explain what it is and you just say that it's funny like what? What the fuck is funny about that do you think you'll just become a stand-up comedian that will get a standing ovation just because you said "cum" in the stage? HELL NO YOU FUCKIN IDIOT, so please shut the fuck up and use words properly.
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bad bot
Linoe
zeul meu , leul
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Proud to be Romanian š¤š¦
Romanian Jason Segel.
It's uncanny
You can see in his eyes he's an introvert
The reporter must've felt so stupid
And now it's time for the roundup of today's gay news, with Colin Topshed
Quick roundup of today's gayness now, starting with the roads. The M70, the A3, the B664 and the A48M, they're all gay as from midnight tonight.
The gay elements are Potassium, Zinc, Hydrogen, Copper, and Argon.
Quick look at the world's walls; the Wailing Wall is gay, Hadrian's Wall is very gay, the Great Wall of China, that's not gay, and the old London Wall has also stopped being gay.
Gay cars next; they're the same as last night. All Volkswagens registered between 1982 and 1985; they stay gay for another fortnight.
And finally the gay seas are the Caspian and the Mediterranean, so see you there.
Thanks, Colin. He's not gay by the way, we wouldn't employ a homosexual.
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Can I get a meeow!?
Hello everyone i'm new member here any welcome.
Whats the name of this song ?
Where the fuck did my fellow Romanians get a lion???
Whatās Jason Segel doing with a lion?
Song?
Welcome to early '00 Romania!
this is top-tier
The music is (Better of Alone - Alice Deejay) for whom is wondering
imagine it meowed
Wowwwww, you meow like a cat! That means you are one, right? Shut the fuck up. If you really want to be put on a leash and treated like a domestic animal then thatās called a fetish, not āquirkyā or ācuteā. What part of you seriously thinks that any part of acting like a feline establishes a reputation of appreciation? Is it your lack of any defining aspect of personality that urges you to resort to shitty representations of cats to create an illusion of meaning in your worthless life? Wearing ācat earsā in the shape of headbands further notes the complete absence of human attribution to your false sense of personality, such as intelligence or charisma in any form or shape. Where do you think this mindsetās gonna lead you? You think youāre funny, random, quirky even? What makes you think that acting like a fucking cat will make a goddamn hyena laugh? I, personally, feel extremely sympathetic towards you as your only escape from the worthless thing you call your existence is to pretend to be an animal. But itās not a worthy choice to assert this horrifying fact as a dominant trait, mainly because personality traits require an initial personality to lay their foundation on. Youāre not worthy of anybodyās time, so go fuck off, ācat-girlā.
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Basically meow and that innit
Wowwwww, you meow like a cat! That means you are one, right? Shut the fuck up. If you really want to be put on a leash and treated like a domestic animal then thatās called a fetish, not āquirkyā or ācuteā. What part of you seriously thinks that any part of acting like a feline establishes a reputation of appreciation? Is it your lack of any defining aspect of personality that urges you to resort to shitty representations of cats to create an illusion of meaning in your worthless life? Wearing ācat earsā in the shape of headbands further notes the complete absence of human attribution to your false sense of personality, such as intelligence or charisma in any form or shape. Where do you think this mindsetās gonna lead you? You think youāre funny, random, quirky even? What makes you think that acting like a fucking cat will make a goddamn hyena laugh? I, personally, feel extremely sympathetic towards you as your only escape from the worthless thing you call your existence is to pretend to be an animal. But itās not a worthy choice to assert this horrifying fact as a dominant trait, mainly because personality traits require an initial personality to lay their foundation on. Youāre not worthy of anybodyās time, so go fuck off, ācat-girlā.
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Wha????
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I'm from craiova and after seeing this video i have doubts if i'm safe anymoreš¤š¦
Song is Better off Alone by Alice Deejay.
Lol š why idk what he saying but thatās funny and this is why Iām in a not so vegin relationships
Good eve, In response to my permanent ban Iād like to ask one question; who decides wether this post was funny or not? It seems that a lot of Redditors, like myself, enjoy these kinds of posts. Even if itās not hilarious, itās still pretty shitty. In my opinion shitty enough to be on your subreddit. If I violated a rule, please let me know. If not, Iād like to request to be unbanned. Correct me if Iām wrong; this post was not conform āyourā standards, well, thatās personal. I find it mildly inappropriate to give someone a ban on behalf of your personal opinion, while the public opinion speaks for itself. Also, the word ākarmawhoreā is a little bit offensive to me, for I am not on Reddit to score the most karma. Thanks in advance.
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Any clue how to save the video? I'm on mobile.
First comment on the post should have several links for that. I think the first link is the best
Lion: š³ I was not prepared to speak today
And now it's time for the roundup of today's gay news, with Colin Topshed
Quick roundup of today's gayness now, starting with the roads. The M70, the A3, the B664 and the A48M, they're all gay as from midnight tonight.
The gay elements are Potassium, Zinc, Hydrogen, Copper, and Argon.
Quick look at the world's walls; the Wailing Wall is gay, Hadrian's Wall is very gay, the Great Wall of China, that's not gay, and the old London Wall has also stopped being gay.
Gay cars next; they're the same as last night. All Volkswagens registered between 1982 and 1985; they stay gay for another fortnight.
And finally the gay seas are the Caspian and the Mediterranean, so see you there.
Thanks, Colin. He's not gay by the way, we wouldn't employ a homosexual.
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ŁŲ§ ŁŁŲ§ŲÆ Ų§ŁŁŲØŁŁ
Intelege fiecare ce vrea
Ayo johan cryuff doing a madness
Lion š
"Imma put my cat on the mic"
Iām hella mad š¤£
the lion
I'd like to hear his opinion on the matter
ahh, some Alice DeeJay.... showing my age
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š¤š¦
Do you think you're better off alone?
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IT'S ME!!!
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Romanian realm is weird
šš Lion represents the Romanian football team CSU and yea is very funny
Good eve, In response to my permanent ban Iād like to ask one question; who decides wether this post was funny or not? It seems that a lot of Redditors, like myself, enjoy these kinds of posts. Even if itās not hilarious, itās still pretty shitty. In my opinion shitty enough to be on your subreddit. If I violated a rule, please let me know. If not, Iād like to request to be unbanned. Correct me if Iām wrong; this post was not conform āyourā standards, well, thatās personal. I find it mildly inappropriate to give someone a ban on behalf of your personal opinion, while the public opinion speaks for itself. Also, the word ākarmawhoreā is a little bit offensive to me, for I am not on Reddit to score the most karma. Thanks in advance.
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What he be saying tho
Cope
š¤š¦
leul a inteles cel mai bine problema
Ah, romanian football at its finest. 2000/2001 season.
the guy says āeveryone can believe what they wantā and the reporter included the lion
And now it's time for the roundup of today's gay news, with Colin Topshed
Quick roundup of today's gayness now, starting with the roads. The M70, the A3, the B664 and the A48M, they're all gay as from midnight tonight.
The gay elements are Potassium, Zinc, Hydrogen, Copper, and Argon.
Quick look at the world's walls; the Wailing Wall is gay, Hadrian's Wall is very gay, the Great Wall of China, that's not gay, and the old London Wall has also stopped being gay.
Gay cars next; they're the same as last night. All Volkswagens registered between 1982 and 1985; they stay gay for another fortnight.
And finally the gay seas are the Caspian and the Mediterranean, so see you there.
Thanks, Colin. He's not gay by the way, we wouldn't employ a homosexual.
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As a Romanian, I sense that this is Romanian
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š¤š¦
Godfrey the First Elden lord be like š¤š¦
good video edit at the end :D
Meow
Wowwwww, you meow like a cat! That means you are one, right? Shut the fuck up. If you really want to be put on a leash and treated like a domestic animal then thatās called a fetish, not āquirkyā or ācuteā. What part of you seriously thinks that any part of acting like a feline establishes a reputation of appreciation? Is it your lack of any defining aspect of personality that urges you to resort to shitty representations of cats to create an illusion of meaning in your worthless life? Wearing ācat earsā in the shape of headbands further notes the complete absence of human attribution to your false sense of personality, such as intelligence or charisma in any form or shape. Where do you think this mindsetās gonna lead you? You think youāre funny, random, quirky even? What makes you think that acting like a fucking cat will make a goddamn hyena laugh? I, personally, feel extremely sympathetic towards you as your only escape from the worthless thing you call your existence is to pretend to be an animal. But itās not a worthy choice to assert this horrifying fact as a dominant trait, mainly because personality traits require an initial personality to lay their foundation on. Youāre not worthy of anybodyās time, so go fuck off, ācat-girlā.
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Fuck you
Reminds me of the classic deer interview.
Good eve, In response to my permanent ban Iād like to ask one question; who decides wether this post was funny or not? It seems that a lot of Redditors, like myself, enjoy these kinds of posts. Even if itās not hilarious, itās still pretty shitty. In my opinion shitty enough to be on your subreddit. If I violated a rule, please let me know. If not, Iād like to request to be unbanned. Correct me if Iām wrong; this post was not conform āyourā standards, well, thatās personal. I find it mildly inappropriate to give someone a ban on behalf of your personal opinion, while the public opinion speaks for itself. Also, the word ākarmawhoreā is a little bit offensive to me, for I am not on Reddit to score the most karma. Thanks in advance.
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"š¤š¦" that's very cute.
Is that johan cruijff?
imagine the lion starts to speak
Excuse me sir, what is your opinion on Cock and Ball Torture
The star of RTW!
Cryyf is that you?
š¤š¦
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IT'S ME!!!
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I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.
TL;DR I hate shitting
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I love this so much.
The lion is pretty cute though
Meet the Future president Lion Sama.
Lion: roar xD!
The poor lion.
Simba after lion King hits $1 billion.
Song name
Cat got your tongue
š¤ š¦
What the fuck romania
I know we'll probably never be seen but does anyone know the name of the song at the end?
the lion looks so lost and confused
what has my humor become
I agree with the lion tbh
š¤š¦
That poor lion so sad
What kind of dog is that?
God i love my country
Meow šš¼
Wowwwww, you meow like a cat! That means you are one, right? Shut the fuck up. If you really want to be put on a leash and treated like a domestic animal then thatās called a fetish, not āquirkyā or ācuteā. What part of you seriously thinks that any part of acting like a feline establishes a reputation of appreciation? Is it your lack of any defining aspect of personality that urges you to resort to shitty representations of cats to create an illusion of meaning in your worthless life? Wearing ācat earsā in the shape of headbands further notes the complete absence of human attribution to your false sense of personality, such as intelligence or charisma in any form or shape. Where do you think this mindsetās gonna lead you? You think youāre funny, random, quirky even? What makes you think that acting like a fucking cat will make a goddamn hyena laugh? I, personally, feel extremely sympathetic towards you as your only escape from the worthless thing you call your existence is to pretend to be an animal. But itās not a worthy choice to assert this horrifying fact as a dominant trait, mainly because personality traits require an initial personality to lay their foundation on. Youāre not worthy of anybodyās time, so go fuck off, ācat-girlā.
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Woman donāt exist
Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent
I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement.
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Is soccer try to understand
"Hol up bro simba is speaking"
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My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just canāt with her. Sheās so disgusting. Iām contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. Heās ruining my fucking life.
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Mine has diamond hands I'm special
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
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I wonder what he has to say. Probably something about the chinese president.
this is in Romania I don't know what happened to the lion do
That Johan Cruyff?
Romania moment
My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just canāt with her. Sheās so disgusting. Iām contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. Heās ruining my fucking life.
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Yes.
Oi mates watch out Simba's on live telly
Romania is wildnā
Very interesting. Thank you Simba!
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I thought he was speaking Italian until he said Da (Slavic influence on Romanian)
Lion looked anxious, fear of public speaking?
Lion says āwhat the hell you want from meā
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I'm a man and I sell used panties online. I impersonate a girl with pictures from /r/gonewild. Horny redditors and other horny dudes hmu to buy used panties. I work out and go to work in womens panties. I even dry my balls with them when I sweat to really get the scent in there. I'll usually wear the same pair for two or three days. Sometimes I get skid marks on the ass tho so I have to clean just that part so they smell like genitals and not ass. Guys tell me all the time that my panties smell stronger and better than other girls they've bought from. I do it to pay for karate lessons I've been taking because I get picked on a lot. No shame.
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sometimes you find something that makes you laugh hard enough to wonder if you smoke too much weed.
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*chefs kiss"
What the fuck did I just do. So my ex n me havenāt spoken in two year, although I did wish her on her birthday two months ago. We live in the same building and whenever we cross each other we just exchange smiles and do the usual hi whatsup how r u and I walk away. Today was Holi (a festival where ppl dance and apply powdered color on each other) so I decided not to celebrate it in my building cause I knew she would be down so I went to my friendās building and ten minutes later I saw her there. I was like oh fuck this is going to be a bad idea. Later we again exchanged a hi and then I went away. Later when the festival started she kept applying permanent color (last three days on the skin) on me and my friends. I told her donāt apply on my friends they will get pissed. She kept applying on me and I tackled her and applied color on her too. It felt good. Then she was like letās go dance so we were dancing to Senorita from znmd and then we had a moment and she was like we are going to kiss and I was like yes and we kissed. It just felt amazing. Then we kissed again. After that I was going to my friends and she was like listen and then I turned back and kissed again. Then we kissed again😭😭. After all this my friends were dancing and I was sitting in the pool and she came and sat on top of me and we were having a very good conversation about our relationship and how we both didnāt date anybody after breaking up. We spoke about our problems, joked about them and then..yes u guessed it right. After this the cycle repeated and we had a beer and she handed me her phone and was like unblock yourself. She followed me and added me to her close friends. Later she was leaving we kissed once more and in my head I was like fuck do I love her, we should date. But then I told myself no, whatever this was I donāt know but no you are not breaking your heart again. I came back home and we both havenāt had any interaction apart from the fact she liked my story. I AM NOT IN LOVE. i am telling this to myself again and again because no, just no. I am happy being alone with myself. Or maybe I like her but I donāt want to go back to all that Edit: thanks for the response some of yāall and thanks for helping me. Other ppl: fuck u;) I am not here to prove anything and anyways I am quitting this sub
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Lol
It wasn't ready. Starstruck
A collection of books which Kevin has reviewed. (all of these books are freely availiable online)
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Are you aware that you're a cat?
Harlem shake
What da lion doin
Awesome time they had there. Refreshing. I am asking myself why I still type in or try to say some stuff if I have 1 FPS in general . Now it got good . Fabulous it seems like. Simple
The lion would probably be like f*ck you humans and your zoo's
romania moment
My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just canāt with her. Sheās so disgusting. Iām contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. Heās ruining my fucking life.
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Blowjob
Schƶdinger's Blowjob -- Imagine you're blindfolded and you're getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you'll never figure out who's giving you that god-tier awesome schmƶsome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle's neighbour's fireman's cat. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky?
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I laughed way too much at this
yo cuando gana estudiantes de la plata
Why did this make me laugh so much
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Mai sunt romĆ¢ni pe aici?
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Wtf is going on here!! (The lion, probably)