That's a good life hack right there.
That's a good life hack right there.
Good life hacks would be hard to spot these days
Everyone playing checkers while he's on 4d chess
With time traveling
That's... The 4th dimension.
No
"Do I"
Great acting lmao
âHey, Vsauce, Michael here.â
slowly and ominously slides away
Cameron is always 4 steps ahead
Yeah my gf would see through this as I never care to decide either. Iâm not picky with food at all, but she is and wonât say it.
Hereâs the system we do that works most times.
⢠One of us will come up with three places to dine out
⢠The other will pick from those three choices
⢠Rotate turns
We have a
"feeling like greasy and salty"
"Well, Chinese then"
-
"I want something fresh and lighter"
"I'm ordering a salad with feta and haloumi"
-
"I want egg"
"Heading to bakery to get you a sandwich "
Become the more dominant one and start making the decisions
Lol ummm⌠why?
Ruin your relationship Any% speedrun of course
Because that's what he thinks a Chad would do, thanks to memes and internet "experts".
As for you get your simpin ass up outta here. There is no nice guy punchcard, you donât get to collect that shit at Starbucks
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I present to you my case and point.
lol get outta here; do you even know what youâre defending? Just some random women so you can be a white night about something you clearly know nothing about cause thatâs the entire premise of the joke in order to get some nice guys points? Stfu
My dude, you're absolutely delusional. I wasn't defending anyone, I took the opportunity of someone asking a question to ridicule you, because your original comment was ridiculous and clearly I wasn't alone in thinking so. The fact that you think I was white-knighting is super funny, also a bit sad. But you know, keep commenting, bro, you are just digging that hole deeper.
Stop playing these foolish mind games, try it with others who will fall for it. Nobody wants to deal with someone who is indecisive thats the entire premise of the skit.
kill her with a battle axe for the blood god and don't tolerate such weaknesses in future mates.
What? I mean if thatâs what it comes down to but that should be at least option number nine.
r/lifeprotips
I thought that was a noose and now I see that itâs a lightbulb.
Itâs how he moves in and out of the frame that does it for me
How the fuck did he slide
Itâs a surprise
Heâs a genie! I fucking knew it, that wispy blue bastard!
Came here to upvote this comment, damn, that slide out sells the whole video
It's Mr. Charasmatic.
Mans slid out of frame lmao
Like a super smooth Dracula.
I JUST REWATCHED IT AND HE SLID INTO FRAME TOO LMAO
I forgotten about this trick.
Go where? I'm confused this went over my head. Please explain trick.
Tell girlfriend. "Guess where im taking you or I'm taking you somewhere special." When she tries to guess where you taking her. You just take her there.
Yea but that's not what he said
What he said made no sense
Tell her it's a surprise and she'll always want to go there?
What
Tell her itâs a surprise, pick whatever you wanna eat and sheâll just follow.
Tell her it's a surprise and she'll always want to go
Tell him it's not a surprise and he'll never want to go
Simple
As a dude who hates surprises with a passion, I confirm.
Thank you for pointing this out, his tip is missing 1 or 2 steps
Because she will be careful not to ruin "the surprise" of and just go with whatever choice he makes.
Man is exposing all our secrets!
Well, I'll give it a try
Alternatively, have her guess where you are going, and just say yes to her first guess.
VSauce energy
Well⌠Nobel Prize Comity I have a CandidateâŚ
Or stop being a little bitch and ask her once. If she doesnât pick a place then just go where you want.
Thatâs what heâs suggesting. Only heâs presenting it in a way that doesnât make him look like a selfish prick, and actually makes her happy.
He literally never gives her a choice in the first place. He just takes her somewhere under the guise of a surprise, in order to avoid her indecisiveness. In my example, a choice is given and you somehow think this is the assholeâs choice. Grow up.
To be fair, he doesnât elaborate on how she canât make up her mind. That couldâve included suggestions from him.
To be fair, he also doesnât say that he doesnât do exactly what I said to do like an adult actually would. So stop caring about the things that were not said and work with the information you have as my example applies to the overall stereotype that women canât choose where to eat
Idk. Just sounds like youâre taking a fun video way too seriously.
But you didnât take a comment that wasnât even directed at you to begin with too seriously?
You got me. I took a comment that was taking the video too seriously, too seriously.
This has multiverse of madness feels
Thatâs hilarious
Teach me!!
HE CRACKED THE CODE
I dunno. Seems like you just gave up your best trick.
There's plenty of tricks.
What you need to worry about is what tricks she's using on you.
Did I?
what also world is suggesting a place that she hates
for real tho, girls tend to enjoy the anticipation over the actual thing..
Heâs actually smart
Pimp. Iâm using this. I love how sheâs not in on the joke and he plays it dead straight.
Yeah this went way over my head, I don't get it at all. Oh well, guess I'm gonna have to have the 30 minute back and forth everyday.
The sliding in and out of frame just cracks me up
What song is that in the background?
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Typically I like eating at the same restaurants if I know it tastes good. Donât fix whatâs not broken.
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Her life is a lie
That reminds me of this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyZSBqQ813c
Can we vote for him at the next elections?
Homie outed all the men who use the same strat.
This man has no brain left. It's one big wrinkle in the fabric of spacetime converging in his head.
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What's the name of the BGM?
I am humbled by the intelligence.
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why am i watching it for the 8 time and still laughing
Hehe thatâd be cool, if i had a gf
Been doing this for years. Hope my wife doesn't see this.
u/savevideobot
Another Cameron?!? We're so rare on the interwebs!!
This guy could be on the verge of time travel or harnessing dark matter, cold fusion, or the 4th dimension. Genius!
King
Alright my next step is to find someone to take out.
Our wife
This video is perfect.
There is a sound logic there.
Iâve also heard you can try, âguess where Iâm taking you to eat.â And then just go wherever she says first
This is the way
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Actually itâs the wrong way, since I had to turn around because we were going to Pizza Hut and Coppolas is on the other side of town but I donât think sheâll notice.
"Idk where?"
Its a surprise!
Perfect đ
Oh yeah! It's all coming together.
"Oh God not X Restaurant....I hate that place." đŹ
And it turns out they are fully booked and can't seat you, and so unravels the first thread in a web of lies.
Loudly complain that they messed up their reservation and slip the waiter a $20
another pro tip... if you are in the unfortunate situation of having to go shopping for clothes with her. NEVER tell her that the first thing she tries looks good, she will not believe you so don't waste your time. Tell her that the second thing looks good. She will still try other stuff, but you just keep going back to that second thing and how good it looked on her.
I honestly thought this was just a 90's-00's romcom trope. Is there a reason you have to go shopping with your SO if you're not actually interested in providing input on the clothes?
The vast majority of women don't like being alone, that's exponential if you're a help in even the most trivial ways
Pro tip... tell her the first thing, and everything, she tries on looks good, so she realizes you are not helpful in even the most trivial way and won't make you go shopping with her again.
âGuess where Iâm taking you to eat?!â
âWhere?â
âOhhh, you know ;)â
âNo tell me!â
âNo you have to tell me first what you think it is so I know what to sayâ
And that's actually a great way to make her laugh
Ur the king
chooses an expensive place
You know, we could actually go to McDonald's
"Hey babe, guess where we're going to eat!"
"Ugh, not Taco Bell again??" eye roll
"Wow! What a guess!"
"Applebee's...again?"
Make a video on this
Works with kids too... The more you know
Dorsia!