Metnotstand im Märchenland - Feuerschwanz
Metnotstand im Märchenland - Feuerschwanz
U just summoned the rural germans
Bavarians 😥😖😫😦😧😨😩😰😵
Bavarians 🤢🤢🤮🤮(am German)
(Lederhosen looks really fucking stupid)
no u
If Bavarians united Germany you would have lederhosen and a bunch of disney castles. Instead.......
No, Bavaria needs to become independend. Everybody hates them.
Baden-Württemberg won't fund the shitholes alone.
I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.
TL;DR I hate shitting
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German football would take a dump without Bayern
I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.
TL;DR I hate shitting
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I am Bavarian 😈
Servus!
Ich habe mich erhoben!
ICH AUCH
WER HAT MICH BESCHWOREN?
Jawoll!
My Spotify algorithm is about to get confused asf
Use Napster they pay the artist more.
Yeah well, unfortunately for the artists, Spotify does everything a music app should do perfectly.
When Napster gets on that level, we’ll talk.
but then I have to pay for Napster
Thank you
Feurerschwanz is pretty great
A great starter song is "Schubsetanz"
It literally means "push dance" but I don't know what that is either, but it sounds like "moshpit"
Metnotstand im Märchenland - Feuerschwanz
Thank you. I was immediately disappointed at not getting to hear more of Herr Hammerfass.
Awwww yeaaaaaaa
Am I wrong in thinking their name is Fire Dick?
Probably supposed to mean „fire tail“, fully aware that it has a double meaning.
I know the literal translation for schwanz, but I also know english speakers don't mean a literal chicken.
Does that translate to Father's Cock? Dad Dick?
Feuer = Fire... not Father
Wasn't paying attention and read your name as arschloch...
Firedick, what a great name!
he only asked for the name of the song. no need to curse him. 😂
Instructions unclear
I somehow have opened a portal to the dark dimension
Shit me too now I got this Demon in the corner in my room just chilin, he seems pretty chill tho
I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.
TL;DR I hate shitting
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I'm sorry but wtf
mine summoned a goat wtf this spell is broken
But did you find the mead?
Hermaeus Mora? Is that you?