Are ya winnin’, son?
Are ya winnin’, son?
If you didn’t buy shares of Lockheed at the start of this debacle then you don’t know stonks
Puts on $ERUS and calls on $OIL got a much better ROI than shares of $LMT.
This shit was so fucking telegraphed, didn't need insider trading to see what was coming.
How does pelosi look so young and hot?
Beer goggles!
If she did then at least she thinks the stock market will continue to exist.
Good news everyone, we ain't dying yet.
if the markets continue to exist, you make money.
If the markets don't continue to exist, you won't care that you lost the money because you'll have bigger things to worry about.
So the winning move is always to bet on them succeeding until it impacts your ability to survive a collapse.
I thought death was the preferable outcome to generations of servitude. Strange how that sentiment has been lost with time.
Well no one told us how comfortable servitude would be...until you get drafted in WW3 so Pelosi and her adrenochrome junkie friends can add a few zeros to an imaginary number.
Do you have a source beyond this gif for her buying Lockheed Martin shares recently? I didn't find any recent articles on it.
I think Pelosi is a shithead but seriously this is so weak. Its literally a gif of her looking stupid with a wild claim written on it. Almost comes off as propaganda. If you wanna check out the Conspiracy Hub Discord youd probably like it
It's a meme, glow less.
It's not JUST a meme. If it was, it'd be spongebob. Should have more dates, and amounts if they cared about actual information.
https://www.capitoltrades. compoliticians , could be a good source, but it is not showing (yet) that she has bought Lockheed Martin stocks.
This site doesn’t exist anymore
That link didn’t work. Do you mind trying again?
Oh wait no that’s not what you’re looking for. Just tried to click their OG link & realized. My b.
The source that started this conspiracy was literal fake news.
We will se in about 90 days if she or her husband bought some.
We should be able to see what our politicians do with stocks in real time
I agree with that 100%
In the meantime, this post is misinformation.
So memes are misinformation? Do you want it removed?
The title says "It’s just a COINCIDENCE that Pelosi bought a massive stake in Lockheed Martin prior to this"
If it were just a meme it would still be somewhat misleading, but paired with that title, yes, it is misinformation.
That’s y’all’s favorite word now. Misinformation? The same woman has inside traded for years and you think she’s gonna let this one slide. ONCE they report it could take 45 days(STOCK Act) from purchase. I bet you screamed trump colluded with Russia without evidence huh. (Still no evidence 2022)
Actually it is this post making claims with no evidence, not me. If anyone wants to give some evidence its true then go ahead.
"Sure I have literally zero evidence she did this thing I'm accusing her of, but I expect less from her so she definitely did it"
Come on.
Misinformation is ubiquitous. Next you’ll be crying about the fact that air exists.
So memes are misinformation? Do you want it removed?
There is no evidence that it's true so what would you call it?
A meme. Move on
So you don’t think this post is purposefully misleading? It’s obviously presented as if it’s true.
This is how the right handles being held accountable for their poor character. They say “it’s a joke.” It keeps them from evaluating what they truly stand for.
Nancy is giving out free k-mart gift cards at your corner store, hurry up and get them!
You proved my point immediately.
It’s a fucking meme.
There are literally people on here right now saying shit like "II never wanted to play whack a Pelosi more in my life" and I don't see anyone of you "relax bro it's a meme" trying to tell them to chill out.
So people portray it as true with no evidence aside from the meme and that's cool, but if people challenge it at all it's "just a joke"?
If you get your facts and information from obvious comedic memes you should re-evaluate your life decisions.
So you agree this violates rule 6 and 8?
That's because this subreddit is bullsh*t and useles. Anyone can claim anything and it's ok because it's a meme. These childs...
Yet here you are…
That’s a cop out for someone who’s spreading misinformation. You don’t think anyone is going to believe it as a fact after seeing the meme?
That’s the issue. You don’t see the harm in spreading misinformation. Or, rather you can, yet if it supports your opinion you don’t mind it being shared.
You’re probably one who creamed looking at false trump memes, all good.
I appreciate your high brow contribution to the conversation.
What is a conspiracy? Everything in this sub is deemed misinformation to the main stream.
Anything can be misinformation. If you want the meme to be good I better be able to google/yandex/duckduckgo and see that she has in fact bought those stocks. Because then it's an incredibly good meme.
Am I willing to be someone in her family has gotten the heads up to buy it. Absofuckinglutely, but still a huge assumption here. I hate this woman and I'm defending her. But if you're suggesting it's a rule 6 violation then the mods should delete this thread. The jannies do it for free except when they don't.
If it's a lie, then yes, it's misinformation.
She bought pharma stocks and made bank
this post is literally just a meme lol
It's a joke.... You know what jokes are right?
Except the title, the meme, and OP’s submission statement all make a claim she bought stock in Lockheed Martin.
If it’s true, they should provide a source. If it isn’t, there are lots of almost identical jokes you can make about her and insider trading without also confusing people by making this really specific claim.
You can't post jokes in this sub because relevant conspiracy jokes are too close to people's honest beliefs. Just two days ago someone posted a car they saw at 7/11 that said "Russian military is freeing human trafficked kids in Ukraine" apparently as a joke. Consensus was that this was obviously true and that anyone who doesn't recognize it is a normie. Meanwhile OP is like "lol I thought it was funny."
also this obviously doesn't actually read like a joke. The humor is based on a false claim and that's what people are correctly calling out.
I think it's just a meme
She didn't. It's easy to check.
LMT trades for members of congress.
https://housestockwatcher.com/summary_by_ticker/LMT
Also, all of Nancy Pelosi's stock trading over the last 2 years:
https://housestockwatcher.com/summary_by_rep/Hon.%20Nancy%20Pelosi
No Lockheed Martin in there. OP is either misinformed or a liar.
Bruh look at the sub we're in. Everyone who unironically posts content in here is a misinformed liar.
And even if she did so fucking what. It's a huge company that innovates lots of things. It's a good investment for anyone. Especially if it looks like WW3 is starting. Ignorant fools in here think the Ukraine Russia conflict is new.
Yes sir, this is indeed /r/conspiracy lol
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These are the public disclosures. Maybe Pelosi didn't disclose it yet. But if she hasn't disclosed it, how would anyone else know? What's the source for this meme?
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You think OP was having cocktails with Pelosi?
Well to be fair Pelosi does drink a lot of cocktails so?
It’s not disclosed yet. If it were instant we’d all just copy her investments.
So it did happen just hasn't been disclosed yet? How do you know that? Or do you just believe every meme you see?
THIS has all of Nancy Pelosi's stock trades specifically. January 27, 2022 being the most recent recorded trade. No Lockheed on there.
No recent data.
This site is a fucking joke!!!!!!
It's actually not. There is a lot of good information here. You just need to be able to filter out the bullshit.
Maybe not lockheed, but she was caught doing this shit before. She didn't get rich with her paycheck, that is for sure.
Her family is extremely rich. Her father was mayor of Baltimore. So was her brother.
And I bet they all got rich with only their paychecks from the government, nothing more. And even more of a reason to depise her, she is a spoiled brat who got inserted into politics because her dad knew people.
It takes a few weeks/months to pop up wether she bought some or not.
Looked like she bought in on some big pharma cancer treatments also.
I want to be clear I don't support the war with Russia nor do I give a fuck about Ukraine.... But I also invested into the military during the pandemic. I felt like it was a call to WW1, Spanish flu and then a giant war to take everyone's mind off of it and restore the economy.
That being said. Fuck Pelosi. Fuck the Fly woman
Haha well played
Where is the source of when she bought it?
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Here we see a typical r conspiracy user displaying their peak critical thinking skills.
Calm down process. op is making a claim and somebody wants a source. The format is irrelevant
Disturbingly, Lockheed Martin officially collects all the census data in Canada
Not since 2016
either way, I'm not doing another one of those ever again..
I bought panw, crwd, and lmt last week. It was a no brainer
Fossil.
Even if it's misinformation, this is gold. Fukkensaved.mp4
Why is she rubbing her paws together like that?
Bc shes a money grubbing parasite who demands your last dime and when you can’t feed your kids bc she took all your money she laughs and buys ice cream.
100% truth
This bitch is in her 80s, does she think she's going to live forever or some shit? Her obsession with wealth and money is unbelievable. GIVE IT A REST, PELOSI, RETIRE ALREADY FFS
Yeah, she's no saint like Trump!
My first award ever!! Thank you, kind soul! Or shall I say, kindred spirit?
I am a tree hugging lib, and can't fucking stand her.
I belong to the constitution party with some liberal values mixed in and I think she belongs in the lowest pits of hell.
If you don't believe their is a lower pit for Trump, go away!
TDS alert
Is that still a thing?
Straight up evil
Just had a really dumb conversation in one of the news subreddits about how the US shouldn’t spend over $100 million on a single aircraft and could use that money for much more productive things and I feel like we’re living in Idiocracy the movie their only response was “but…big booms…it’s what the military industrial complex craves…big boom money make USA people get paid”
Guess thats why she was rubbing her mantis hands!
Causation, effect, yada, yada, yada....
This belongs in wallstreetbets.
They don't like anything political unless it goes with reddit status quo.
I'm banned for promoting shorting of pharma
HandRubbing.exe performed an illegal operation & has been shut down.
Press Ctrl+Alt+Delete to restart. 😆😄
A few weeks ago my wife mentioned that I should buy LMT because Pelosi just bought it.
The next morning at the opening bell I went to buy it but it went up 2% overnight.
It’s up another 16% since.
I should followed Nancy despite missing out on her early 2% gain.
Cohencidence
Greatest inside trader of the wall street.
Pelosi bought shares in Lockheed when it’s looked like their outlook was grim with no active US wars. What did she know?
When did their outlook look grim?
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Even when down they were performing. 2018 was the last time they really dipped and it wasn’t much
Company with on going government contracts in country that spends a ridiculous amount of their budget on military hardware. What a mastermind she would be if she thought that was a good investment. Has anyone cross posted this advice to SuperStonks or WSB yet??
Outlook was grim? WTF are you smoking? Lockheed Martin is the premier US aerospace contractor, they aren't going anywhere. You people are such disgusting liars.
How many shares? When and at what price?
The constant warnings for war over the last 6 months???
Maybe she watches the news??? CRAZY!
When did this happen? Because there hasn't been a US War for quite a while and you don't have to have "insider info" to realize that shit is heating up NOW.
*piglosi 🐖
C'mon man, think of Kyeeeeeeeeeeev
na my dude she and her husband are just investment gods
https://youtu.be/nVI-cCZTwa8. It's a miracle
they don't work for the people only themselves.
She has the highest yearly portfolio return of anyone in the history of history.
This lady is full of cringe !! Hahaha
WTF this is literally a lie (for now, as Pelosi could easily buy Lockheed stock whenever) but this is easy to check and she hasn't purchased any within the last 30 days.
I have to unsubscribe. Life is tough enough, this place was fun for awhile... but now everything, every little thing is a conspiracy. Maybe this specific post isn't my sword to die on... but in general, this place is not even close to informative or "enjoyable" on a good day.
So maybe that means I just shut myself off from places like this and prepare for the impending apocalypse where I'm feeding my dogs to my children, or I shut myself off from it and still live within my okay, struggling, but okay, bubble without being told each day to day thing out of my control is the end of days. Conspiracy board, or everythingfuckingsuckstheworldisending board?
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Prior to the non stop constant warnings of war over the last 6 months???
WHO COULD HAVE PREDICTED!!!
She is a freak
In bed
I don’t think OP meant it literally y’all
Technically not a conspiracy, because that's not a crime when a Congressman does it.
Well it also didn't happen, so there's that.
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Miss Trump, no difference between these corrupt narcissists.
Trump's not a corrupt narcissist?
Why do we make funny memes about elected officials being obviously high on some sort of drugs on national television instead of opening an investigation? The fact that they are treated so vastly different than normal people is appalling.
Isn't the stock market open too all that can pay ?
Did she? well, the war is coming then
Wtf does this old bitch need more money for? Honestly
Typical mafia drunk
It's called insider trading, perfectly legal for congress, very illegal for everyone else.
Genius
Reddit. Where's the internet's own boy and what did you do to him?
lindsay grahm is a constituent? weird
Oligarchs gonna oligarch
I hate pelosi. But she didn’t. Majorie Taylor Green did however. So maybe update with that dumb jackle
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