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This is a $20 knife, basically the opposite of quality craftsmanship.

https://www.militaryworldsrl.com/en/italian-stiletto-automatic-knife-il-padrino-handle-in-steel-and-black-polymer-cm.-24/

Also, there really isn't much in the way of craftsmanship when it comes to sticking something on a laser etching machine either.

Edit: It seems this sub doesn't give a fuck about it's very first rule.

Big. Mac.

Street. Rat.

I don't buy that, I only buy McChickens!

I may be a poor boy, yes siree.. They'll find out... Give me the money, pleeeeeaase

still i think mcdonald's RATHER TASTY!

Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat

Me n hamburglar get along!

McStabby, come with me, let’s commit murder

We’ve become a one man rise in crime

I'd blame Fry Kids except he hasn't got em

Gotta Steal to Eat, Gotta eat to live. Supersize that combo, Son!

/r/redditsings

Time to commit mcmurder

Not if I have a say.

mcdonalds themed instrumental break accompanied by video montage of ronald, grimace, and mayor mccheese chasing the hamburglar across hot coals and sword swallower

Robble robble.

Still I think he’s rather Dickens

(They said whiiile their sto-mach thick-ens)

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

He doesn't buy that. Subtle reference to being a stabby little bread thief.

RIP HIM OPEN, FINGER-LICKIN’

2 for 2 dollars and a large drink for a dollar. Really can’t beat it and it’s delicious every time. McDonalds really doing their best to keep poor people fat. Murica baby!!

I didnt buy mine i got my Mc stabey in my kids mael duh

Scoundrel
Get stabbed

Juuust a liiittle Mac, guys!

Put some salt on both of those fries

If you put it as French fries it matches the song.

Rip him open! Take it back, guys!

Super-size that

Steel steal=life

Yo patty, where the fries at?

WHITE. WHALE.

HOLY. GRAIL.

No? Is that not what we're doing?

Green Moose

Guava Juice

Giant snake.

Birthday cake.

Large fries

Chocolate shake

Oddparents. Fairly Oddparents.

It flips your lid when you're a kid with Fairly Oddparents.

Large fries.

Chocolate shake.

Blue Ladybug.

Chicken Nug.

Unexpected Mastodon.

Best concept record.

Probably not tho

That’s just your opinion, man.

It's uh, Primus actually. Restin' Bones

Had to do a double take when I saw this isn't r/metalmemes

I saw them play this live in Boston a while back it was fucking incredible.

Blood and Thunder is what we're doing now

Scoundrel. Take that!

A man’s gotta eat.

To defeat.

The Huns!

This is funnier than it deserves to be

I laugh at half of comments half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of comments half as well as they deserve.

God dammit lmao

Hips. Nips.

Ok Ronald Mac Donald

I don’t buy that, 🎵 stabs you for a small friiiiies!

Just a little snack, guys *wipes blood off blade

Big street

Mac rat

The Hamburgler is gonna leave Ronald with a “Grimace” when he sees that blade.

I need a double cheeseburger and hold the lettuce

Ratatat brings me back.

Big Mac the Knife

Really wish I could upvote twice

Mac the knife

Just a little snack. Fries.

Give a dog a bone

And now I'll be singing that to myself my entire life.

Scoundrel. Take that!

Otherwise we’d get along!

Didn’t know Aladdin liked McDonald’s

Oh its sad Aladdins hit the bottom. Now he's working fast food all the time.

Working fast food would not be his low point.

Literally this post's quote is of him justifying stealing a loaf of bread to a bunch of people trying to murder him.

Just playing around...really ain't that deep.

People on this site get asshurt about the stupidest shit.

Clearly, I'm the one of us who's upset.

I’d blame parents ‘cept he hasn’t got ‘em!

I fucking love this so much.

Username checks out.

If only I could spell.

It's the definition of this sub

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Thats the distinction between camp and kitsch.

Yeah that's a good point

Can't agree with this. It's great taste

I feel like it's intentionally in bad taste, which makes it great taste, but it was still designed as bad taste, which it succeeded at marvelously, which makes it great execution, but that means it's great taste when it was supposed to be bad taste, so that makes it bad execution, but.

Head pops

I think it’s the definition of the other sub.

It’s the Hamburgler, and he literally stole from mods to survive.

Would you rather it was like a marvel cartoon?

Robble robble motherfucker

Fr, someone link me lol

He's not selling it unfortunately. Trust me. With my username, I checked.

I was hoping a fork would come out instead of a blade lol

Same! Would have made this GTAGE

Gt what now?

r/Gtage

Oh, didn't even see what subreddit I was on. Cheers mate

If this blended in with your front page please tell me what other subreddits you follow

r/catastrophicfailure

r/maliciouscompliance

r/baseball

r/dataisbeautiful

r/oddlysatisfying

r/mapporn

r/shockwaveporn

r/makemesuffer

r/CFB

These are all on my front page with this post

Such a weird sub! Only one post every couple months but every one of thos has thousands of upvotes and the sub itself has 300k members

Grand Theft Auto something something? Never thought they’d do a second one…

I was thinking a little spatula

The Spongebob Special Switchblade

This is what I was praying for

A non cardboard drinking straw

Or the little plastic spoon stirrers they used to have.

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Yes, the McSpoon

A mcdonald's breakfast spork, please.

Do you eat with a fork in McDonalds?

No. I use the drive-thru

A fork? I've never heard of a switch fork

I have a switchblade spork and it's probably the best gift I've ever received

That is great. I'm considering making a double action OTF fork.

Where did you get it? Link?

i really want the knife now

I would like that knife

If only switchblades were legal in my state... but I'm able to get a rifle shipped directly to my door.

Can I interest you in a novelty switchblade comb instead? 11 year old me definitely didn't buy one of those like an idiot.

we're you even living life If you didn't have one

I had one and never combed my hair.

i had one and sometimes combed my hair with it for the novelty. hair would always get stuck between the plastic comb and the metal arm that holds the comb and get ripped out of my head.

🎵memories🎵

That's why switchblade combs are illegal in 22 states.

not in the desert states though, because how else would law enforcement comb the desert when looking for a fugitive.

Man, we ain't found shit.

My hair has been 3/8" since I was in elementary school. I still had a switchblade comb, since my grandparents loved me.

I had one and I’m black

i never had one but i do carry a real switchblade. its much better

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One hair-hair junction at a time

dont need a comb iffu never comb your hair

My son is 8 years old and is obsessed with the one he won from our local arcade.

It's a shame the phrase "boys will be boys" has been bastardised because this seems like the type of thing it was originally used to describe.

? that's just what it means

Shit. I’d buy one now at 38, but I’ve been bald for a decade.

Haha. Grow a beard.

Then he can menacingly comb it with the novelty switchblade.

MicroTech Marfione UTX-85. The adult version.

High school me definitely didn't buy one and casually whip it out to get reactions from friends.

I’m bald and I still have one of those combs.

Switchblades are illegal where I live, but that didn't stop me from buying one on a reservation in Oklahoma when I passed through.

The trick is, don't tell the cops you own a switchblade.

I feel like thats the trick with most illegal things, dont tell people.

Lawmakers hate this one simple trick!!!

The NSA has joined the chat

i murdered someone last year

... oh dont tell people

But I want to Facebook Live my crime!!!!!

I’ve had great luck buying and possessing illegal things, by following the same trick. When you see a cop don’t start shaking and acting suspicious like you have something to hide or they’ll approach you. If they do approach you, don’t start the conversation with an immediate outburst of “the switchblade is at home Im too scared to carry it because it’s illegal.”

I find it's a lot easier to avoid interactions with the police by being white and not looking suspicious whatsoever.

For real, I drove with a suspended license for almost 2 years. I fully understand that aspect of my white privilege.

I also drove unaccosted, unregistered and unlicensed, just by deciding to be white for a few years.

Fuck I wish they told me about white privilege sooner, I would have never registered vehicles.

http://weaponlaws.wikidot.com/us-switchblade-laws

Legal in Mass if blade < 1.5". Now I want a really tiny switchblade.

Some states knife laws are also like you can own it but you can’t carry it. So you could collect this knife at home but you can’t be carrying it around.

God. Damn. It.

Out of the 9 (or was it 11? I hate numbers!) states they're illegal in, of course my state they're illegal in.

Loved my switchblade comb as a kid.

And balisongs are considered to be the same thing. Fuckin jerks.

Jokes on you, I'm the cops and I know what you've done

No you're not but I am

u/cop_undercover this guy right here

Automatic knives have been legal in broader Oklahoma for a while now. Much longer than the tribal lands have had re-recognized reservation status. There was nothing unique about where you purchased it that allowed additional legality of it.

You may want to check the laws, turns out switchblades are a lot more legal than most people think they are.

In my state you can concealed carry a handgun without a license or permit but if you have a switchblade, it can be 5 years in prison.

You can carry one in Illinois if you have a FOID card. Rules may be different in Chicago though, but downstate all you need is a FOID.

Why…. Why are they illegal compared to… a butcher or pocket knife.

It's dumb, but it's the "concealed" aspect. Like how you can keep your gun in a holster, but need a different license to carry it concealed in your purse.

I think you do. I am Canadian so really shouldn't be pretending to know or understand anything about rules surrounding arms in the US.

Switchblades are illegal here across the board.

What is concealed about a switchblade, more so than a pocket knife

Here in canada the difference is the spring mechanism. The concealed blade being revealed by gravity, centrifugal force, or a button that activates a spring all qualify as illegal weapons while a switch army knife does not. Those ones where you push the metal guard to the side and have to pull up the blade are acceptable as well in certain regions.

Maybe it's because it takes a moment to open a pocket knife? I am honeslty not sure about the distinction. It's a great question.

Thats gotta be it, but whats the difference of a moment? Maybe if the switchblade pushes open instead of swing open, I can see as a danger since you can’t see the metal of the knife if someone comes on you unexpected.

But, to be fair, most knives people have learned to conceal and open quickly with sinister intentions.

Another user said it's about them opening one handed vs two handed. That makes sense to me.

I don't know if that's also the difference in Canada, but at least in Germany the important difference between a legal and an illegal knife is the possibility to open it with one hand.

So if you need a second hand to access the blade, they might be legal. If you can access the blade with one hand, they are definitely illegal.

As for knives with a fixed blade (e.g. kitchen knife): I believe there is a lenght limit for the blade, but I'm not completely certain.

I said "might be legal" because for knives that you need two hands for to access the blade, there is still a lenght limit for the blade.

Edit: the reason is: a one-handed knife can be hidden more easily, and the other person can be surprised by it and have no time to react. However, if a person starts fidgeting with both hands to open a knife, that's a lot more noticable, and you can react.

This makes alot of sense. Thanks for the info, it tracks with the laws here too.

In certain big cities they were once real popular amoungst street gangs. As they were not widely carried otherwise, they became a handy way for the cops to add extra time to sentences.

If you were Joe schmoe carrying one you'd likley never be searched. A member of the local Ruerto Rican "youth organization" and you'd be searched every time a cop got the chance.

So fun fact, this method of legislating (making common items held by criminals add suspicion/time/severity of crime) only makes the larger societal situation worse, and why we have a lot of the additional problems we have today.

For example: widespread bloodborne infections like Hep-C and HIV amongst intravenous drug users?

Syringes were classified as drug paraphernalia and started adding time to a drug charge, so frequent drug users started sharing needles.

STI infection rates amongst prostitutes and their clients?

Having 5 or more condoms on your person was ruled enough for cops to arrest you on suspicion of solicitation, so prostitutes and their clients just stopped carrying them.

Of course, if a brown kid is a diabetic and just bought a pack of syringes, they could (and did/do) absolutely get arrested on a life-altering drug charge.

Likewise, a smart, responsible gal walking home from the club who keeps a small box of condoms in her purse could get stopped and arrested on suspicion of being a prostitute.

These laws are going to vary by jurisdiction, of course, but it's always important to be aware of what laws have been passed in order to facilitate tack-on charges or make arresting people easier.

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i feel like over 50% of switchblade injuries are on the user

Just like guns lmao.

Not to diminish gun regulation and licensing, just that a fuck ton of people accidentally shoot themselves.

It's worse than that. 2/3 of gun related deaths in the US are suicides. (At least that's the numbers the last time I checked)

Also handguns are the most common gun used in crimes (which makes sense, easier to handle and conceal). The AR-15 and other rifles? They do not make up the majority by a long shot.

Because 1950s greaser fearmongering nonsense

The same reason crack has harsher sentences than cocaine: racism.

Wow no shit? I’ve got an auto I never wear just in case a cop wants to hassle me.

Yeah, check up on the law though. It may have changed in the couple years since I looked it up.

I always remember people saying they were illegal across the board. But in the US the laws are a lot more lax than I realized. In my state there are relatively few restrictions, so I could totally own and carry a switchblade. But it does vary state to state, so yeah, check your laws before going out and buying them.

Also I'm not aware of the laws in Canada and Europe, or other countries, but I think they might actually be a bit more strict and have a ban in most places.

I checked for VA a few years ago and they were sadly illegal, unless it's changed since then

They're legal everywhere. It's against the 2nd to ban them. The laws that ban switchblades, stilletos, brass knuckles, etc, have been on the books for decades and when they get challenged they get overturned.

The fact that they are illegal is absurd. They say that they are too dangerous because they can be quickly accessed in a fight. Maybe they haven't heard of fixed blade knives, aka regular knives, that don't fold at all...

There are also assist open knives which work on the exact same principle, but use a lever instead of a button

Yes, I got a really nice Benchmade for a good price and it opens as fast as a switch blade easily just does not use a button. A slight push on it and it pops open.

I never hand this knife to people if they need one closed. Easy way for someone to get hurt not knowing how hard its going to open.

Axis lock or GTFO.

It was mostly a racist thing as they were associated with various "dangerous" minority groups. Basically the same reason a lot of schools ban durags.

It was never rational, it was reactionary anti gang/war of crime lunacy. It's the same people that made the laws that got us the highest prison population in the world.

The banned Four Loko because they said a fruity flavored alcoholic beverage twice as strong as beer was too appealing to kids. But they didn't ban wine, which is also a fruity flavored alcoholic beverage twice as strong as beer.

That wasn’t the real reason. Parents were concerned about that for sure, but Four Loko had to change their formula because it was an energy drink with alcohol.

Lots of people were getting alcohol poisoning because you could just hammer those things down and go all night without fully feeling the effects of the alcohol. It was essentially a 24 ounce Redbull and four beers combined into one big can, so teenagers and college students would drink three or four of them in an hour and a half and end up in the hospital. Just an insane thing to have on the shelf.

Nowadays it’s just as disgustingly fruity and just as strong, but there’s no caffeine, ginseng, or guarana in it, so it’s good to go.

That’s my argument

You don't need a sheath to keep a switchblade from slicing you up while you're carrying it around, plus it's half the size.

You can buy fixed blade knives of all sizes though. Plenty of them are as small or smaller than a switchblade even with the sheath. Plus then you also have assisted opening knives which are just as quick for the same size. They were banned for the same dumb reasons that many guns were banned, because they "look scary".

Things should be banned because of a measurable risk, not because of optics. If a switchblade is illegal to carry then so should all knives. Or more reasonably no knives should be banned.

They banned these knives because they’re so awesome that they caused more people to carry knives. People carried these who had no knife training or any business carrying or handling a knife. They only carried them because they were cool as shit.

This isn’t ideal because random one off physical altercations can turn into deadly encounters when one irrational angry guy whips out his knife, the same knife he’s only carrying in the first place because he thought it was neat.

These knives were just too cool. Too many idiots had them and were whipping them out. I’m glad I don’t see them much anymore, but I agree, it definitely is nanny government bullshit to make them illegal, especially with that nonsensical reasoning.

Switch blades aren't legal in my state either, but they still ship them right to my door. The internet sure is wonderful.

my favorite "what the fuck why is this illegal/legal" is living in a state where you can own basically any gun ever made but suppressors are fucking illegal.

like the ONE gun attachment that you would think everyone would support and be for, illegal. but sure go buy 50 AR-15s, buy AK variants. here's a glock with a 30 rd mag, cool. but no suppressors.

so fucking stupid.

It's the same principle, I agree. An irrational fear of it. Suppressors are even more utilitarian because it reduces sound pollution and helps protect hearing.

Assisted open knives are basically switchblades and are legal across the US. Check out Kershaw knives. Made in Oregon, lifetime warranty, under $100 (options under $50, but those tend to be made overseas).

Where can you get non-bp, non CR rifles shipped to your door? Are you not in the US?

I am in the US, and it was an M1 Garand came from the CMP

Which is a C&R rifle that requires you to have been investigated and cleared by the federal government or to have a collectors FFL certificate in order for it to be shipped to you directly. Which also grants the federal government a blanket warrant to search your house whenever they choose.

Edit: Adding the link here since some people may not be aware that the CMP operates as an FFL and sends your information to the NICS as part of the process.

https://thecmp.org/cmp_sales/eligibility-requirements/

Second edit: adding the ATF details as well

https://www.atf.gov/firearms/federal-firearms-licensee-quick-reference-and-best-practices-guide

The ATF absolutely has the legal right to search your premises once you obtain an FFL03 as a collector.

Can’t believe I need to add a third edit but here it is:

It appears that many FFL03 certificate holders are just now realizing they signed away their 4th amendment rights and aren’t happy about it.

Here is the text of the actual judicial code

The Attorney General may inspect the inventory and records of a licensed collector without such reasonable cause or warrant- (i) for ensuring compliance with the record keeping requirements of this chapter not more than once during any twelve-month period; or (ii) when such inspection or examination may be required for determining the disposition of one or more particular firearms in the course of a bona fide criminal investigation.

Applicable Laws and Regulations: 18 U.S.C. § 923; 27 CFR § 478.23, 479.22

Well shit, if they already have the blanket warrant, at least grant me the ability to buy a fuckin' knife that opens with a button rather than the assisted open knives that use a lever instead.

You’ll poke your eye out.

Sorry, to clarify I mean that if you have an FFL03 they can search your home at will.

If you just purchased through the CMP and they operated as the FFL you still have your fourth amendment rights. Well at least you are supposed to in theory.

If the CMP didn’t make it clear when you made the purchase they submitted all your information through the NICS and completed a 4473 on your behalf. Which means the FBI and ATF are aware of that Garand and it was tracked all the way to your doorstep.

C&R licenses don't give the government carte blanche to search your house whenever they want, that's only for certain other FFL types during your "hours of operation". With a C&R they have to contact you in advance, and you have the option of taking your FFL logbook to an ATF office instead of having them come to you.

Under the current law and conditions they are able to perform a home visit unannounced. If they determine that your log book “does not meet with expectations” it is legal to search your home.

You are also required to fill out hours of activity for an 03 FFL and those are considered hours that you will be home to provide any requested documentation and have pre-consented to a search should the visiting agent find “any conflicting information”. In other words, it’s up to the governments discretion and you have no legal recourse to prevent the search.

Only difference with an FFL03 in this context is that it does not require a initial search of the premises prior to the certificate being issued. That doesn’t exclude you from the other obligations.

Home visits, sure. Law enforcement agencies can knock on anyone's front door even if they don't have an FFL, but they can't come inside and search your stuff unless you give them permission. It's Fudd-lore that getting a C&R FFL requires you to give up your 4th amendment rights.

For a C&R FFL-holder, your only obligation is to get back to them and make an appointment for an inspection, and you have the option of doing it at the ATF's nearest office.

The law allowing them to do warrantless searches only includes the "businessy" FFL types

Any ATF officer, without having reasonable cause to believe a violation of the Act has occurred or that evidence of the violation may be found and without demonstrating such cause before a Federal magistrate or obtaining from the magistrate a warrant authorizing entry, may enter during business hours the premises, including places of storage, of any licensed manufacturer, licensed importer, or licensed dealer for the purpose of inspecting or examining the records, documents, ammunition and firearms referred to in paragraph (a) of this section

The law for "collector" FFL-holders is a lot more relaxed

At the election of the licensed collector, the annual inspection permitted by this paragraph shall be performed at the ATF office responsible for conducting such inspection in closest proximity to the collectors premises.

That's why the ATF barely bothers inspecting FFL-03s.If you look at the stats for 2020, of the thousands of FFL inspections they did, only 3 were for FFL-03s

Just because it is rare doesn’t change the law. The address you put down on your application is subject to inspection at the sole discretion of the ATF.

You completely cut off part of the statement from the ATF forms. This is the complete language

ATF may enter the premises and places of storage of any licensed manufacturer, licensed importer, licensed dealer, or licensed collector during business hours for the purposes of inspecting or examining the records, documents, ammunition and firearms and to ensure compliance with GCA recordkeeping requirements.

Notice the word collectors

Business hours are defined as “hours of activity” on the certificate paperwork which means for a home collector, hours that you are expected to be available.

“Your records and premises will be subject to inspection by ATF officers.”

https://www.atf.gov/firearms/federal-firearms-licensee-quick-reference-and-best-practices-guide

The annual inspections you are referring to fall under the same purview as pre-inspections which are not required for an 03 but once again do not exclude you from a targeted investigation without a search warrant requirement.

Yet again womens pants that lack pockets

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ATF may enter the premises and places of storage of any licensed manufacturer, licensed importer, licensed dealer, or licensed collector during business hours for the purposes of inspecting or examining the records, documents, ammunition and firearms and to ensure compliance with GCA recordkeeping requirements.

https://www.atf.gov/firearms/federal-firearms-licensee-quick-reference-and-best-practices-guide

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I ripped off the link for the ATF page by providing the full text from the site? What are you talking about? Did you even go to the link?

Here is the text from the actual judicial code

The Attorney General may inspect the inventory and records of a licensed collector without such reasonable cause or warrant- (i) for ensuring compliance with the record keeping requirements of this chapter not more than once during any twelve-month period; or (ii) when such inspection or examination may be required for determining the disposition of one or more particular firearms in the course of a bona fide criminal investigation.

Applicable Laws and Regulations: 18 U.S.C. § 923; 27 CFR § 478.23, 479.22

In other words, exactly what I said. All they have to say is “Hmm, I don’t believe your book is accurate. We are coming in” and you have no legal recourse.

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Read the sources I have provided. There is a clause for inspection of the physical firearms and the premises.

The actual FFL paperwork uses the terminology “place of activity” side by side with place of business. It includes collectors side by side with businesses and importers when discussing the right for inspection of premises and firearms.

My god, just read the law I already linked.

CMP operates differently than everything else. It isn’t C&R.

CMP requires an FFL to process the transfer/does so internally if you aren’t an FFL03 holder.

The only type of firearm that can be sent directly to a person without a 4473 being involved are antiques which generally means pre 1898 with minor exceptions for specific design features. Anything the CMP sells does not meet the requirements for an antique and therefore there is no possible way someone legally had a Garand, Carbine, or 1911 shipped directly to them without the federal government being aware of that transfer and having performed a background check.

Not true, 1911’s might be different but unless you’re one of the states that mandates FFL, you meet the requirements and it shows up at your door. C&R is not one of the requirements

In those cases CMP is operating as the FFL. The forms you submit authorize them to send your information to the NICS.

https://thecmp.org/cmp_sales/eligibility-requirements/

It's a C&R rifle, but you don't need a C&R FFL to get it shipped to your door, necessarily. I ordered one and I don't have an FFL.

CMP is different.

In certain states CMP is authorized to operate as the FFL for the transfer but you are still required to submit all the forms. It really isn’t as simple as just having it shipped to your door.

https://thecmp.org/cmp_sales/eligibility-requirements/

Rgr. CMP is so rare on reddit (outside of the obvious subs), I didnt think you were referring to it :). I still need to join the org and get my own, they just didnt have any good grades last time I checked (Sept 21). I've got my C&R, which I figured was more common.

If you want to pick something up you can submit an order form in advance. At least you used to be able to, I would double check with them as shipments are becoming rarer. I believe they only do this for some grades of Garand now but it’s worth checking out if you are serious about getting one. Once word gets out a new shipment is being processed they go quick, especially for anything rare. When they got an order of 1911s in a couple years ago they were gone in a few days. The order form will sit on a shelf in the order it was received and you will get a call once it is being processed.

I just checked for you and you ain't getting one for under $1,000 currently (expert grade). I received a field grade M1 Garand for $650 and I'm very satisfied with it, all I had to do was break it down and clean the wood since it was very dirty.

I would very highly recommend bookmarking their website and checking once or twice a month, they prepare more for shipment pretty frequently.

The only thing I can think of is CMP rifles. 🤷‍♂️

Don’t ruin the circlejerk.

Like from a private seller? Where do you live that you can do that without an FFL?

It came from the CMP

Ah, gotcha. Not all that crazy, given the amount of verification you need to complete first.

It wasn't too bad overall, but obviously I had to wait a bit for the background check to go through. My overall point is that it's kind of dumb that I can purchase a rifle with conditions, but I cannot purchase a switchblade under any conditions.

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Arms refers to all weapons, not just guns…

“The right to keep and bear arms (often referred to as the right to bear arms) is a right for people to possess weapons (arms) for the preservation of life, liberty, and property.”

You're right. I was completely wrong about that.

Makes sense. I genuinely couldn't find a good reason why switchblades were made illegal in so many states, but it seems to be one of those laws that make no sense, but nobody cares enough about it to make any effort to repeal it, so it's stuck forever.

Ever seen west side story? While not a good reason, irrational fear is the culprit as usual.

Which requires an FFL transfer through a broker or for you to have obtained an FFL 03. Which requires an extensive background check and provides the federal government with a blanket warrant to search your home at will.

How do you figure it requires transfer to an FFL first? The CMP site says only some states require that, and the CMP completes a background check the same as if you were transferring from an FFL. Think you might be out of pocket on this one.

I think the whole point though was OP was trying to say it's easier to get a rifle than a switchblade, but that's not true. You gotta jump through a ton of hoops and be apart of se special club to get a rifle shipped to you from the specific government linked site that runs a background check. Many websites will ship you a switchblade even if it's illegal in your state.

The CMP operates as the FFL in some states. They are still completing a 4473 and sending your information to the NICS as part of the process.

Right, but your comment made it sound like they had to transfer to a separate FFL before arriving at OP's doorstep, which it doesn't necessarily. I mentioned the NICS already

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No, it doesn't. Not unless state law specifically requires that all firearm transfers go through an FFL. The CMP operates under a charter that does not require an FFL to sell guns directly to civilians. Either you're mistaken or you're completely out of pocket here.

Either way it really isn’t a simple as just going on a website and placing an order for it to show up on your doorstep. It’s far closer to going into a gun store and going through the whole federally regulated purchase process. Then instead of handing you the firearm they mail it to your house with special tracking of the shipment through multiple federal agencies.

I don't know who you're talking to, but I know this already, as I've mentioned. OP's original claim was that they ordered a rifle online and got it at their doorstep, which is possible through the CMP without going through an FFL like you claimed.

It is not possible to order a rifle online through the CMP. They do not accept online orders for firearms.

The CMP operates their own FFL.

I’m not sure where the confusion is coming from here or why such a simple factually accurate comment with sources provided has stirred up such a hornets nest but these are the simple facts. People may not be aware of how things work behind the scenes but this is how it works. Yes the exact process varies by state but in no state in the US can you purchase a rifle online through the CMP and have it show up at your door without the standard firearm purchase process having occurred. Which is anything but quick and simple.

You're right about the online order part, I mispoke.

As for the rest, I'm done giving you the benefit of the doubt. You're fully full of shit now. The CMP doesn't need an FFL to transfer the rifles they sell, namely rifles in .30 caliber and .22 rimfire. https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/36/40733 For other firearms (like the 1911) they do need an FFL, and operate one separately from the rest of the CMP (https://thecmp.org/sales-and-service/1911-information/)

You can purchase a rifle from the CMP and have it show up at your door, without involving an FFL, because the CMP does not need one to sell certain rifles. That's what OP claimed, and you still insist that an FFL has to be involved, when that's only in certain states.

without the standard firearm purchase process having occurred. Which is anything but quick and simple.

I guess this is relative, but it's not exactly complicated. You have to submit a couple certs and then do the NCIS, which isn't exactly rocket science.

The CMP is completing all the functions of the FFL. Have you ever actually ordered a rifle through them?

Since 2016 CMP has been required to complete all the same processes as any other gun store. Which is why you are required to provide a federally recognized form of ID when you submit all your paperwork along with all the other elements of a typical 4473.

CMP1911 is an additional org they run with another level of scrutiny on top of the standard processes since they are transferring pistols.

Ultimately all the records go to the same place (FBI). CMP has an exception in that they are allowed to operate on your behalf when submitting the forms because of a clause in the paperwork you are required to submit during the purchasing process.

Once again it depends on the state on if a local FFL needs to be the one to receive the shipment and then compete an additional transfer but either way the same exact purchasing process is occurring on the back end at the CMP. They are completing a federally monitored transfer of a firearm requiring a background check through NICS.

There are actually more requirements to purchase a Garand through the CMP than there is to purchase your typical modern rifle through your local gun store. Since you also have to submit proof of membership to an approved organization before the CMP will even start the transfer process.

Im not saying they always have to ship the rifles to another FFL as that depends on the state. Im saying that the CMP completes all of the functions of the FFL internally in those states where they are legally able to handle the transfers directly.

You are correct that the actual form you fill out through them isn’t technically a 4473 in that is doesn’t say federal form 4473 at the top. So for garands and carbines the transfer can be filed under the CMP org through their parallel transfer path to a typical FFL in terms of a gun store. Which has all the same language and requirements nested into the CMP purchase form and is submitted through the exact same federal system. While the 1911s go through a typical FFL to FFL transfer process tied to their CMP1911 FFL number.

The entire point of my comment was that it’s not like you just order a rifle off Amazon and it shows up at your door no questions asked. Getting a Garand through the CMP requires you to jump through a bunch of hoops. You are correct that I should have stated more clearly the difference between “functions of an FFL/operating as an FFL” and “assigning the CMPs FFL number to the submission of the background check and transfer paperwork”.

Yes, the CMP transferring a Garand doesn’t always have their internal FFL01 dealer number attached to the transfer in a state where they are allowed to process internally and ship direct to home. Just their FFL 08 during the import, FFL 07 during the refurb, then complete all the same exact requirements of a typical FFL01 processing a 4473 during the sales process using the exception which outlines an basically identical process. The only difference being the name of the form and number tied to the NICS investigation.

We all heard you the first time

He's wrong though.

Butterfly knives are illegal in my state and yet I've amassed quite a collection from fleamarkets and the internet. Ive seen a few switchblades but, I mean, my favorite brand Kershaw makes spring-assisted knives that are actually legal switchblades so I just don't feel the need.

They are legal in my state but possibly illegal in the city I live in. No one has taken the issue to court to see if state law will override city law. So it's a "fun" gray area to be in to carry one.

Pretty sure its a federal law that firearms can only be shipped to ffl dealers. Flint lock and muzzle loaders are technically not firearms

It either falls under C+R or some other legal agreement, I'm not exactly sure. It's through the CMP if you want to dig around to find more.

Switchblades are illegal in some states I don't even believe that because that knife opens the exact same way as my Kershaw leek and I know it's not illegal in any states

Switchblades were made illegal in some areas where "wops" and "spics" were populous. Switchblades were common with certain minority groups so the trick is to ban the weapon and then you can target minorities without facing discrimination issues. States that didn't have large groups of said minorities probably don't even have laws banning them, and other blades like automatic knives which are the same thing are legal in most areas because the whole point was to target a specific culture, not the weapon itself.

That's not even a switchblade though a true switchblade opens from the top

What state do you live in that allows this?

I hate how certain knives are illegal in some places. They all do the same thing

This isnt a switchblade. This is a spring assisted knife. Switchblades come straight out, they dont hinge.

This knife may be legal where you are!

but I'm able to get a rifle shipped directly to my door.

If you're talking shit about the CMP you and I are about to have words

edit: oh no shit, you were talking about them. Good shit. Carry on

Oh absolutely not, I love my CMP purchase. It's a great, accessible way to get really great pieces of history. I have to note, however, that it's funny that I can get their rifles shipped to my door if I provide paperwork, but cannot get a switchblade under any circumstance in my state.

Some 2A groups are working on fixing silly (and usually racist in origin) knife restrictions, but it's a niche cause for sure. Somewhat related, I was informed by my CCW instructor once that due to state reciprocity laws my license was valid in Florida (I think) for carrying any recognized weapon, including gravity assisted knives, switchblades and nunchucks. So... worst case we can move to FL I guess...

What an absolutely insane law. Like, how are spring loaded blades illegal as if the flipping them out bit somehow makes them more deadly.... but everyone has to have a gun or the bad guys win...

You can still buy them online. I collect switchblades and any full auto knife that looks pretty cool. They certainly are handy for working with one hand while cutting with the other.

In the olden days, you could buy them in kit form. Unassembled, they were legal.

I’ve heard they’re legal some places if you have only one arm/hand

Where do you live that you can get a rifle shipped to your door? I can get about 80% of one but need that last crucial piece to make it a firearm

VA. It was an M1 Garand from the CMP, so whether they take the C+R route or if they have other agreements with the government in place, I can't say for sure.

In what state can you get anything other than a 80 percent lowered shipped to your door and not a ffl dealer.

VA. It was an M1 Garand from the CMP, so whether they take the C+R route or if they have other agreements with the government in place, I can't say for sure.

a whole rifle? even the reciever?

Every bit of it, I could've taken it out of the case and immediately fired it if I had a loaded clip on me. It was an M1 Garand from the CMP, so whether they take the C+R route or if they have other agreements with the government in place, I can't say for sure.

Same in Canada

It’s not actually a switchblade right? It folds out rather than deploys straight. I could be wrong, and the laws are asinine anyways, but I think springloaded folders are legal all US.

Depends on who you're asking or where you're at. The U.S. government defines it as a switchblade.

U.S. Code Title 15, Sect. 1241 defines switchblade knives as any knives which open "1) by hand pressure applied to a button or other device in the handle of the knife, or any knife having a blade which opens automatically; (2) by operation of inertia, gravity, or both".

Seems like the direction in which it comes out doesn't matter.

Ah yes, so the ones with a lever on the back of the blade which works almost identically are legal and these are not. Classic. Thanks for clearing that up though.

It's not like you can stab someone better with this one than with a kitchen knife or simple pocket knife. It's a pointy piece of steel.

Saw someone say banning assault rifles was a violation of the 2nd amendment (it isn't) but that would also make banning knives a 2A violation

This isn’t a switchblade technically. It’s an “automatic folding knife,” switchblades come directly forward out of the handle, allowing you to open it with a fist closed around the knife. A big distinction if you wanted to open the knife, say, inside of a pocket.

Depends on who you're asking or where you're at. The U.S. government defines it as a switchblade.

U.S. Code Title 15, Sect. 1241 defines switchblade knives as any knives which open "1) by hand pressure applied to a button or other device in the handle of the knife, or any knife having a blade which opens automatically; (2) by operation of inertia, gravity, or both".

I want this knife so bad right now

Yea either this post doesn't belong in this sub or I have bad taste because this is hilarious.

A friend has this exact knife, minus the engraving. Flea market, probably.

I have the same knife too. One of the first things I purchased online. Couldn't figure out how to close it as first.

Yeah that's cool and all but I would prefer the pink sentient switchblade from Rick and Morty.

https://youtu.be/XZSE9DMv74A?t=60
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpP-6fq4iUg

They are for sale. Sorry I don't remember the name of the artist IG account.

Tell ya all about it when I got the time

One jump, ahead of the hitmen

One step, ahead of my doom.

Next time, gotta use a Pen Name.

Tell you all about it when I've got the time...

The owner of this knife needs business cards that say that which he/she can throw at their victims as the run away.

First comment with the accurate next line of the song. Have an upvote!

Just looked it up because I thought it was otherwise we’d get along. Turns out it’s both, at different points in the song

Primus !

Only reason I came to the comments. Restin’ Bones

The Brown Album is the pinnacle of Primus's creepy, dirty style

ABCDEFGH, I got a friend she wears her toenails long

Drives a red barracuda singing meat packing songs

And she ain’t from Kalamazoo

👏 👁️ ⬇️🖍️➕👁️L✍️💪🌳

Primus sucks!

came here for this

I feel like only old school real primus fan know of this.

Literally almost every primus fan gets the joke

Not all. Definitely have gotten some confused looks from younger guys wearing primus t shirts when I said it to them.

Understandable. They're discovering new awesome music and a 40 year old hairy dude with a gut and half a mouthful of food yells "PRIMUS SUCKS" while he falls into a trashcan at a concert

So you’ve seen me at shows before.

Yeah you were the dude who kept wiping his nose every 2 minutes asking where the bus stop was. I told you it was next door but then you just went into the mcdonalds for half an hour

Lol somehow I offended someone with a make belief story

I don't know the joke but Pixies had a T-shirt which said "Death to the Pixies". I formed a mixed netball team with that name.

Skeeters suck too!

Should have used Hamburger Train

Thankyou! Knew I knew it!

I thought my music somehow went on I was like no way are they not only playing primus but this fuckin song

Someone post a link to buy this knife. Lol

It’s a custom job made for toy artist Dano Brown by Wet Wizard Custom Engraving. He posted this clip on his Instagram not too long ago.

I reached out to him and he said he couldn’t duplicate this design because it was a custom order. His prices aren’t bad though, so I just need to think of something terrible and funny to print on a switch blade now. Lol

Can’t be that hard to do though. Laser engraving could do that easily

Aww this isn't awful. This is great!

Yeah I'd totally watch a show about the Hamburglar going off the rails and murdering people to feed his burger addiction. Ronald "McGoddamned" Donald can't bring himself to hunt him down, so a super team of the Burger King, Wendy, and The Colonel have to track the burglar and save the city. They of course get captured and almost defeated until The Noid comes out of no where to save the day. Hamburglar gets cornered in a McDonalds, and blows himself up rather than live a life in prison without his precious burgers.

Then it turns out Ronald Mcdonald was a figment of his imagination and the Hamburglar just has a severe mental illness that caused him to hallucinate the whole thing.

But then at the very end a detective is going through reports and finds that the hamburglar did a volunteer medical study with a doctor named Ronald who did an experiment on his subjects with hamburgers injected with a serum shortly before the Hamburglar went clinically insane.

I’d say the starting plot should be him killing Ronald after he cut him off. This turning into the hamburglar and him going on a rampage hunting down all the fast food figure heads and taking their burgers.

It's the Hamburglar with an Aladdin lyric... it def belongs here.

I’d buy this in a heartbeat if the hamburglar and logo were Aladdin and abu instead

Abu*

What were you thinking!?!?

I mean, thank you, come again.

Lol I have been watching a lot of simpsons lately

I'd buy this exactly as shown, which is a good indication that it belongs here.

It's awful taste, but in the best possible way.

Without the Hamburgler and the McDonald's logo this is actually GTAGE.

This knife is cool, but that song was jamming. Can anyone identify the song please?

Restin’ Bones by Primus

Yes! Thank you.

Listen to the whole Brown Album by Primus if you like this song!

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When I listen to Tales From the Punchbowl it is my favorite album

When I listen to Sailing the Seas of Cheese it is my favorite album

When I listen to the Brown Album it is my favorite album

etc, etc, ect

Haven't listened to Primus in years. This one is a real jam. Thanks for reminding me they exist.

The Brown Album kicks ass, love how the drums sound in that album

Restin’ Bones by Primus

you are a legend, thanks

https://youtu.be/-wyN18YkIGY

One jump ahead from Disney's Aladdin

There's a McDonald's on 3rd and Pine in Seattle the locals have affectionately dubbed "McStabby's" because it's at the heart of shitty crime downtown.

Just next door to the church of scientology, "coincidentally"...

Scrolled to find this. I used to use that stop to get to work in LQA. What an experience.

That's amazing

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It was a normal car but then it flipped

What car? Did you respond to the wrong post entirely?

That’s the crazy thing. It’s a real car. It’s just upside down

You're my only friend, Abu!

Wow...those Happy Meal Toys are getting serious these days!

Robble Robble

Big Mac The Knife?

Man, why did I have to scroll this far for a Mack the Knife reference. They even used it in McDonald's ads back in the day.

With the weird moon headed dude?!

Yep! Mac Tonight was his name

Where can I get this?

@dano_brown on Instagram, he makes awesome custom toys and saw him post it, @Wetwizardcustom made it.

This comment needs to be higher up so people follow them! Glad someone else knew.

Truck stop or some other place where mall ninjas buy their tacky shit

Stabble stabble stabble

I'm lovin' it

flips knife over

"Gotta kill to steal"

Maybe Someone’s already said it on here… But this is from Dano Brown. He makes a lot of custom action figures as well as his own creations like this- much of which he has for sale! His custom lighters are really dope too! I follow his instagram here: https://instagram.com/dano_brown?utm_medium=copy_link

Surely McTheKnife

I thought it was gonna be a fork

r/GTAGE

That Primus drumbeat goes so fucking hard.

For anyone wondering: Restin' Bones

The moment I heard that beat, I literally lost focus on the video and got lost in the song.

I grew up on Brown Album in a valley town. In fact, I remember the first riff that made me a fan. Golden Boy @ 12 seconds in.

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r/MallNinjaShit

We’ll name this one… Third and Pike

I love there is two Mcdonald Seattle jokes on top of one another lol

damn i want one

It’s pudding time. But you can’t eat pudding with a knife.

primus sucks.

Primus sucks!

Fuck, he stabbed me right in the McRibs

Big earner

I literally scrolled 2 kilometers searching for someone thinking the same as me

Thank you

Appreciate the dedication

Someone's about to get mcfucked up

The MacDonald’s logo makes it look like a knife for their employees….

Which makes the blade inscription much more meaningful.

Tell you all about it when I have the time

This is what you get when you have Steven Spielberg remake West Side Story.

I see absolutely nothing wring with this.

And with an Aladdin quote

they put these in happy meals where im from

One jump, ahead of the hitmen;

one skip, ahead of my doom;

next time, gotta hide in the ball pit room

As soon as I saw the McDonald's logo I was secretly hoping for a french fry to pop up

This unironicly goes hard as fuck

Damn. Happy meal toys have come a long way since I was a kid

Fuck yeah Primus music

Great taste. Great execution.

It’s one of those weird British guns

Stab! Stab! Stab!

r/tili

I don't get hungry, I get stabby.

Everything tastes better when it's stolen

GTAGE

I want one!

That's dope as hell.

I'm loving it

Simply amazing

NEED

Where can I get this?

Where can i buy it?

Ohhh really how about “you have to eat because your hungry”

Should've contained a McDonalds coffee spoon

Idc. I unironicallt love this.

"..otherwise we'd all get along!"

I like it! Now I want a switchblade.

It should say "steel" to eat

Actually so dope

Where can i get one?

That knife would really tie the room together.

These are lyrics from "One Jump Ahead"

I want one

this is fucking amazing i love it

Size doesn’t.

Oh, that's a G-mini

The new happy meal toy.

I'm stabbin' it

Damn. Happy Meals are so much better than when I was a kid.

The organ burglar

McDonald’s Union motto

It's a thug life for Aladdin.

I'd get that in a heartbeat.

BigMac(hete)

I'm lovin' it, honestly

Take my money! Give me!

Link pls I need this

Robble robble robble

What is the name of this type of knife?

This clip just kept getting weirder

I wish this was a knife skin in csgo

I respect it.

I like this, this is awesome.

Stabby McFace Stab

I thought it was going to flip into a fork

„ʞɹoɟ ɐ oʇuı dılɟ oʇ ƃuıoƃ sɐʍ ʇı ʇɥƃnoɥʇ I„

Lol I want this so much.

That’s one bad ass knife holy shit

Where can i buy this.

Talk about getting shived in the McRibs

McViral Marketing

Best Happy Meal toy ever! They don’t make them like the used too.

I can't stop laughing, I wanna buy one so bad but I can't find it lol

Where do I ~~steal~~ buy this?

I'm lovin' it

Is the Hamburglar quoting Aladdin

This is great taste and great execution.

I was hoping for a fork

im not going to mcdonalds again

Hmm 🤔 Burglar

Meet my gun " not today isis"

Not bad

Pretty sure this belongs to the McFelon

Ba da ba ba ba, I'm lancin' it!

This is lit

Awful taste but I'm loving it™

Man the bar for every sub has devolved to fuckit just post something cool. This is a great thought and well executed cool as fuck. That’s the hamburglar on a knife made for sticking people up. It’s brilliant.

Bada bup bup Aaaagh!

Otherwise we'd get along!

“Otherwise we’d get along!”

Link to buy it please I will take it on my wish list thanks

I'm stabbin' it.

There is nothing not awesome about this

Robble Robble

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Otherwise we’d get along

r/trashy

I was expecting a French fry to come out.

u/savevideo

Mack the knife was briefly the theme song in McDonald's commercials

Oh, the shark, babe, has such teeth, dear And he shows them pearly white Just a jackknife has old Macheath, babe And he keeps it out of sight

You know when that shark bites with his teeth, babe Scarlet billows start to spread Fancy gloves, though, wears old Macheath, babe So there's never, never a trace of red

Now on the sidewalk, ooh, sunny morning, uh-huh Lies a body just oozin' life Eek, and someone's sneakin' 'round the corner Could that someone be Mack the Knife?

There's a tugboat down by the river, don't ya know Where a cement bag's just a-droopin' on down Oh, that cement is just, it's there for the weight, dear Five'll get ya ten, old Macky's back in town

Now d'ya hear about Louie Miller? He disappeared, babe After drawin' out all his hard-earned cash And now Macheath spends just like a sailor Could it be our boy's done something rash?

Now Jenny Diver, ho, ho, yeah, Sukey Tawdry Ooh, Miss Lotte Lenya and old Lucy Brown Oh, the line forms on the right, babe Now that Macky's back in town

I said Jenny Diver, whoa, Sukey Tawdry Look out to Miss Lotte Lenya and old Lucy Brown Yes, that line forms on the right, babe Now that Macky's back in town

Look out ol' Macky's back

Did anybody else think it was going to be a metal spork?

u/downloadbot

Bah da bup bah da, I’ll cut a B****

Sometimes I think this sub doesn't know what taste is at all

Or you could get a job like everyone else here on planet earth

🎵 Otherwise we'd get aloooong! 🎵

Drive thru to the McER

This is awesome.

Anybody know where to get one

Opportunity missed. “I’m stealin it.”

Robble fucking robble.

Otherwise we'd get aloOoOoOoNG!

U/savevideo

tell ya all about it when i have the time!

You're my only friend Abu.

U/savevideobot

It’ll poke you right in the McRibs

🎶Tell you all about when I have the time!🎶

The words inprinted on that blade are from a song in Disney's Aladdin. Just in case nobody noticed.

Made for me

Happy meals were wild in the 80s.

quotes Aladdin pute McDonald's on it

What's with the gloves?

Okay but where is this from I need it

I want one of those

well this fucking rules

Hem McStabby is very illegal

Is that Aladdin's switch blade?

I would pay top dollar for this knife

Probably somewhere in London

r/mallninja

You're my only friend Staboo.

Looks like syndrome

Sharp

Tell you all about it when I got the time

I DEMAND IN THE NAME OF THE PEOPLE FOR A MOVIE SAGA OR TV SERIES OF THE HAMBURGLAR USING THIS WEAPON AND QUOTE, TO BE PRODUCED UNDER THE DIRECTION OF NONE OTHER THAN CLINT EASTWOOD HIMSELF...

Stabble, stabble.

this sub man, this is fucking awesome idk what you're telling about.

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EDC for Hamburgler

Hell yeah

Stabble stabble

This person getting ready for eating the rich. Already got a 🐖 🐷 🐽 sticky tool.

Gotta love a little Primus in the background!!

Great taste, great execution

Anyone else hoping that the phrase on the blade was "rubble rubble"?

I’ve notice an disturbing trend of things gettting posted here that another great taste and great execution.

That’s the “toy” in the adult Happy Meal.

It’s Mac the Knife

Gotta eat

Where's the great execution? This looks like it can be ordered from aliexpress.

This is amazing

Could have been a happy meal toy back in the Great Depression if McDonald existed yet

Shouldnt that be an aladin knife then. Thats where gatta eat to live gatta steal to eat comes from

McDonald’s jingle “ I am stabin’ you”

Otherwise we'd get along!

omg I love this

Primus

I was kinda hoping it would be a switch-fork

Awful taste? This is hilarious

Wanted it to be a spork.

OP — I love this.

Tell you all about it when I got the time!

where can I find one with grimace? asking for a friend…

Tell you all about it when I got the time.

I hate when people don't credit where they steal karma from. This was an Instagram post by @dano_brown, a DIY toy maker with awesome art toys. https://www.danobrown.com/

Edit: Realized other people posted this info, makes me happy to see that.

why the fuck is restin' bones the song they chose

Great taste great execution.

Not the usual toy you get in a happy meal

I'm serious, where can I buy this?

Buy knife. Send to engraver

I’m lovin it

“You’re my only friend Abou!” “Whoooo? Oh it’s sad Aladdins hit the bottom…”

huh, didnt know you could get weapons in your kids meal

Tell me all about it when ya got the time.

I want this knife gangster bad

Fuck… I really like it

Tell me all about it when you have some fries

But this is the line from Aladdin

“Pa ra pa pa pa I’m killing ya”

Steel to eat.

u/savevideo

Where is it written that demonstration videos require fucking rubber gloves? Where? Because every god damn presentation video made in the last 4 years, all have some rubber gloved up idiots

Relax

Ware your rubber gloves nerd

I’m pretty sure this is some veiled proud boy shit. They named themselves after an Aladdin song so a switchblade with Aladdin lyrics isn’t that far off.

What a delightful piece of evidence. Your local prosecutor will probably send you a Christmas card for getting arrested with this in hand.

Switch blades are not illegal everywhere

You get accused of theft. They go through your pockets and find a knife that says literally, "hey I'm a thief and I like to brag about it".

Nice try Mayor McCheese.

Not likely.

I’m mcrobbing you. Give me your mcwallet. Don’t call the mccops, or I’ll hold your mcchild hostage.

Otherwise we’d get along.

My weapon of choice

I need this

I think it would have been a lot cooler if it said "gotta steel to eat" lol

Big-Mac the Knife is back in town!

The burgers are life, and the life goes into the belly and you live.

That Hammurderer, stable stable stable.

Holy shit is that the big earner

Which happy meal does that come in!??

Otherwise we'd get along.

Disagree.

This is excellent taste; excellent execution!

I was expecting a spoon

buy a real knife

Why is an alladin quote on a McDonald's knife?

The guy likes em together.

Ohhhh so this is a Thunder warrior? I am, and I just wasn't sure if it still works this way now, but in full MCRN colours, which I’ve learned that cats won’t

He’s obviously why they said 'not as much' not 'none'. There was also Xbox One S and the Xbox Series S/X too, just to let you know once I get an answer? A lot more work and prep to make it through every circumstance.

r/doughboys

Oh my, Hamburglar was McSerious

Otherwise, we’d get along.

As a knife nerd, I would’ve been happier to see “Gotta steel to eat.” I’m a sucker for a good pun, plus it’s got a more sinister ring to it.

Primus?

Oh really? Interesting!

Nice background song

I’ll mc Cut you

The Hamburgalur not fucking around

Where do I get one? r/didntknowineededthat

Somebody bout’ to get McShanked

Thanks, i hate it

This fucking rules

Otherwise we’d get along!

My the McDonald's logo? It was much nicer without that.

Stiletto Knife | Vanilla

Please tell me this is official mcdonalds merch

Welcome to McD…. Try the amazing McStabby meal! Ba Da Ba Ba Bah, I'm Lovin' It!

That's a fucking Aladdin quote

Where buy

Only thing I can think of seeing the hamburgler is megg and mogg

Where do I sign up?

Ronald's on to something here

Credit to @dano_brown on Instagram who designed this! He has awful taste!

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I’d tell you all about it but you’re out of time 😡

I was sorta hoping it’d be a fork that popped up

Isn't that by Dano Brown? I need that so much!!!!

Yes. You can buy the same knife and have it engraved the same way if you want.

This is fucking wonderful.

More like r/didntknowiwantedthat

Something about Hamburglars slightly askew eyes makes this like 1000x more menacing

Great on both fronts tbh.

There’s a famous McDonald’s in Seattle with the nickname mcstabbies. I think if you search that on Google you can find their Twitter 12th and pike or something like that. They tweet about the most recent stabbing at that location lol

Isn't it the 3rd and pine spot

Yeah, that sounds about right

Drop the link

Neat

Tell you all about it when I got the time

You’re my only friend Abu!

That looked like a kissing crane stiletto... Noice.

In lieu of raises this year……

I’ve never wanted anything more.

This is hard.

Imagine getting shanked by the Hamburglar knife with a misattributed Aladdin quote.

Tell you all about it when I got the time…

Honestly, I thought a french fry was going to pop out.

That blade will get you 6 months jailtime in California.

Ah, the 90's were truly the golden age of happy meal toys.

Primus tune!!

This is some dystopian Aladdin shit right here!

Perfect for the McDonald's on 3rd and Pine.

Lol I feel ya, I live downtown.

What about this has bad taste? I bet it smells like french fries.

Lol! I thought it was a good thing the Mario Batali restaurant wasn't a restaurant for children.

I'm upvoting this because it's both Awesome Taste and Great Execution.

You know what real stiletto shoots straight out and doesn't flip out the sack

„ʞɔɐs ǝɥʇ ʇno dılɟ ʇ,usǝop puɐ ʇno ʇɥƃıɐɹʇs sʇooɥs oʇʇǝlıʇs lɐǝɹ ʇɐɥʍ ʍouʞ no⅄„

Imagine getting mcshanked by this thing

Primus? Wow, Primus sucks

Where can I buy one?

please post this to r/MallNinjaShit

I feel like it should say "gotta STEEL to eat"

I engraved this knife. If u want a custom blade, my IG is @wetwizardcustom. Msg me there!

Yea all the people on this sub unfamiliar with knives so confused how to get one... Buy a knife you like and send it to an engraver! And wallah you got your own hamburglar/Aladdin knife.

You’re wrong on this. Very few engravers can engrave the handle epoxy like I do.

Can't believe r/hamburglar didn't exist until I created it just now.

“Got to eat to live Gotta steal to eat Tell you all about when I got the time!” Is all that I think when I see those words

From the Hamburglar's days as the Hammugger

Thats actually really cool. Id own that

Where Can I get one?

Stabble stabble

Hamburglar coming back in a big way -- by hook or by crook.

*Ba-du-bu-buh-buh! I'm stabbin' it!

This is actually badass. Fuck, do I have bad taste!?

Wrong sub lol

Looks like something The Hammurderer would have used.

Stabble stabble

Tell ya all about it... but you don't got time stab stab stab

Ayo. Where do i buy this.

Buy an Italian style switchblade and send to an engraver.

Fucking Primus lick… hell yes.

McRib? Nah gimme dat McShiv

I need to buy one of these, where's the sauce?

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The plan: get more sales because more people can afford McDonald’s

The result: local McDonald’s have there McFlurry machine robbed.

Alright, alright… where’s the Etsy link?

It's called buying the knife and having an engraver do it.

Was that a primus song?

Otherwise we'd get along...

I want it. Is it available for purchase?

Buy an Italian switch blade and send it to an engraver...

The nitrile glove to mask fingerprints is indeed great execution.

Is this one sale anywhere?

Get an engraver to do this on a switch blade... Simple

I like it.

Tell you all about it when I have the McTime

r/FoodCourtNinjaShit

How does it not say ROBBLE ROBBLE?

Fire

where might i aquire one of these

Tell you all about it when I have the time

Dang missed a golden opportunity for a pun.

Gotta steel to eat

I have no problem with people stealing from large corporations. Take Walmart for all they’re worth they’ve stolen everything from us already.

Tell you all about it when i got the tiiiiime!

I wonder how this would go down in court

Our Happy Meal toys sucked, apparently.

Awesome Taste Baby, Great Execution

McStabby, come with me, let’s commit murder

this feels like a unique weapon in fallout new vegas

u/savevideo

tell you all about it when I got the time…

Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat, tell you all about it when I got the tiiiiiime.....

McSwitchBlade

Damn didn’t know the Hamburglar was from East London 😔

The Lock-and-Load Montage from the upcoming Hamburglar movie kicks ass!

That’s totally heinous

Excuse me. He’s called The Hamburglar, not The Hamurderer. Ronald would not stand for this.

Hamburgler movie when

Tell you all about it when I got the tiiiiiiime 🎶

Based.

That's so dope.

Happy meal toys sure have changed since I was a kid…

Everytime this pops up on my feed it's just frozen on the hamburgler face and "gotta" but my Cincinnati ass keeps reading gheta and it's just a really weird image to keep seeing...

no no no this is hillarious

Resting bones by Primus. Sick song.

gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat, tell ya all about it when i got the time~

“Otherwise we’d get along!”

Song, please?

me want

I want sell me now

The hand under the glove is brown. I'm psychic 🔮

i want to see this in an evidence locker

Damn I just learned that you can shank someone with a burger knife

Robble robble, motherfucker.

lol i actually want one of these

Wish it flipped out a spatula...

u/savevideo

Heard you ordered a Slitty McThroat

Full on switchblade? I'd like to get my hands on one that's actually pretty affordable.

Have to live with my spring-assist until :/

Really? That’s disgusting! Where can I buy one?

Spring assisted ≠ switch blade

tbh this goes hard as fuck

Mc stabby

I both ironically and unironically want this blade.

AMAZING TASTE AND GREAT EXECUTION

I want

This is punk as fuck

I want this knife!

I’m stabbin it.

I was hoping it was a spork.

Resting my bones

Didn't you steal this from Aladdin?

Big earner reskin looking dope

All I hear is the song from Aladdin. The good one, with the big blue Robin Williams genie.

A McFlurry of stabs!

I must have one

It’s the hamburgler! This is perfect. He stole hamburger to survive

J'acheeeeeeeeete

Great execution could be taken a little literally here with that thing

"Do you want fries with that?"

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THIS IS AMAZING!! I WOULD TOTALLY BUY THIS

Switchblade stings

Where do I buy!?

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A good use of a Primus song.

Where can I buy one ??

Where can I get one…

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u/savevideo

Who else thought it would be a sport?

where can i get one?? asap

it is a single sided blade. so just a pointy thing just like a pointy scissors.

Where to buy?

Song?

Restin my bones

How much

This is great taste I have no idea why you posted it here

i want

Da da da da daaaa, I’m stabbin’ it.

New happy meal toys are lit

I was really hoping a single French fry was gonna pop out.

Ain’t no rest for the McWicked.

I need that now

McBritain

Me want!

Otherwise we'd get along

u/savevideo

Nice

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Primus sucks!!!

u/savevideobot

I want that, but the blade should say, " I have steal, so I can eat."

u/savevideo

2nd time watching I noticed the McDonald's logo...

"-Tell you all about when I got the time!"

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How is this awful taste? McDonalds is delicious

McDonald's logo. Probably a toy from the kids meal

Resting my bones!

okay ngl that's actually kind of dope. and also hilarious. I kinda want it

What music is dis

I need this expeditiously.

Primus restin bones?

Primus SUCKS!

Shits fire

Where can I get one XD

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I'm buda dun dun done with your shit

Where can I buy this?

Where could I get this

Otherwise we’d get along

Tell you all about it when I got the time!!