I want to drift a tank.
That’s just the thing I want to do
I will stay alive until I drift a tank
I want to drift a tank.
That’s just the thing I want to do
I will stay alive until I drift a tank
Same
Relatable
Pink skirt looking kinda sus
PeNis
Even better
It's fake. Is female.
Agreed knly one thing looks like that
finland
PERKELEE
SATANAAA
Oh I would choose Finland in a heartbeat
I don’t think the second vid was a girl
In Soviet Russia, girl fucks you.
it's called pegging
It’s called gay
It’s called uno reverse
So insecure about his masculinity, aww
Bitch your name is literally about a body pillow
Good arguement, its called creating a funny nametag
The voices in your head aren’t real Scott. Your family misses you
If his name is about a body pillow he's secure enough in his masculinity to not care. Unlike you.
The voices aren’t real
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Remember kids: If the person you're having sex with is a girl, it's not gay to take it up the ass!
Seriously. Dudes. Just shut up.
Theyre just a bunch of insecure dudes, who are afraid to not look masculine. Everyone with common sense knows its not gay if its with a girl. But dont bother arguing with these guys. They wont change their mind. Even if its gay, who tf cares.
fr.
these the types of guys who will say its gay just because they've never had a girlfriend lmao
even so who gives a fuck?? sexuality is bullshit, enjoy what you enjoy and stop caring about labels and stigmas
if you wanna get your prostate rammed by your wife, fucking go for it dude
Nahhh, that’s pretty gay. In general it’s pretty gross.
it's not gay, YOU just don't like anal. nothing about a man and a woman together is gay. no act between them can make it gay.
if they find mutual pleasure in pegging, that sounds like the straightest thing I can think of.
Redditors trying to justify their degenerate behaviors, always a classic
He sounds like someone who just got pegged and doesn’t like it but his girl is always watching. Or he’s just a sick fuck.
I know right! Like he’s desperately trying to justify it in his mind 😂
least homophobic redditors lmfao
Oh boy I really want to know how you believe that is homophobic. Sometimes I think redditors just throw out buzzwords like that when their argument falls flat.
Saying gays are gross is homophobic. At least own it.
Stop using a body pillow that’s disgusting
I said I find homosexual sexual behaviors gross, which is apt as I am a straight man
If you weren't supposed to have something up your ass when you cum then why is your prostate located right next to your butthole wall and directly linked to the male orgasm?
Sheltered beta.
Get help dude
Think you’re the one who needs help when the idea of men doing anything other than vanilla sex disturbs you
Average Redditor: “if you aren’t a deviant like me then you’re just REPRESSED”
Never said any of that, also never said I enjoyed pegging lmao, way to strawman.
You’re the one being the average Redditor really with your thinly veiled homophobia, and turning up your nose. Why do you care what others do in the bedroom?
Oh you poor sweet summer child. You close-minded fool! It’s perfectly normal to shove a 19-inch solid steel elephant dildo up your urethra while being choked until turning purple. It doesn’t matter if that’s the only way I can get off! If you weren’t so repressed by the evil Christian fear of sex you might try it! Who even still does vanilla sex when you can insert firecrackers into your anus and get severe rectal trauma? Oh you think that’s weird? Maybe you’re just a close minded BIGOT!
So you can’t actually respond to my question, and instead just get mad about it being asked in the first place? Why does that trigger you, are you some kind of snowflake?
You can just say it’s not for you and that’d be fair enough, but don’t go about passing judgement. I don’t say shit about the straight sex you aren’t having, do I?
Listen here you BIGOT, you can’t KINK SHAME ME! That’s illegal! Just let people enjoy things! So what if I like to dress like an anime dog and run around in public on a leash? God you’re so close minded. Just let people enjoy things! BIGOT!
Alrightttt bro, no one ever said anything about anime dogs. Think you’re just reflecting. Nice conversation though, I’ll be seeing ya.
KINK SHAMING BIGOT!!!! JUST LET PEOPLE ENJOY THINGS!!! NO IM NOT MENTALLY ILL I JUST LIKE TO SHOVE CUCUMBERS IN MY ASS AND WALK AROUND IN PUBLIC!!!
Chill out snowflake.
The voices aren’t real
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You're gonna flunk out of your psych degree you degenerate
The voices aren’t real
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Yeah thats exactly what you’re doin so shhh…
No
Lol yeah actually guy had an opinion and you came out of no where forcing up your opinion on him even tho he didnt ask fr it so yeah you are the degenarate one here
Okie dokie
Ok
I'd say for the most part, a finger to activate the prostate that's placed in the worst part ever, is somewhat okay, but the plastic penis ain't
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I'm not 100% sure if you're trolling or not, but 1st comment was referring to the girls being possibly male, in which case it's not pegging, it's gay
BRB moving to Russia
Still better than being a Soviet
Username does NOT check out
That’s a twist
Ok
Mmm… debatable. I’d rather starve in Ukraine than be with that
I knew it wasn’t a girl the moment I saw it 🥴
I could tell because her dick showed through the skirt
She actually is a girl. Her name is Lauren Burch I think
Girlfriend, I unfortunately made the mistake of coming to Brazil so I cannot leave anymore
r/suddenlycaralho
Caralho
Vai querer oq no print meu bom?
Bota uma capivara de oculos
Bro I can totally give up women if I get to drift a tank
I don’t got much going for me anyways so tank drifting all the way
I mean Russian girls are pretty hot and I can serve the motherland.
Ohh yeah.
exactly what i was gonna say
Come on it’s not hard
But I am
Same
Something hiding in that pink skirt
Good
Last dude is Norwegian, and I feel like literally no one online understands what the USSR was like. All of this is just modern Russia aesthetic.
Exacly
Most of the modern who people think communism is better because they think there was no concept of the different between rich and poor in communism and everyone everyone will get treated equally. which in reality communists where bunch of atheists apes trying to control the world while stealing potatoes from the starving farmers and if you say something about stalin you'll get send to the russian version of the squid game
I think the best representation is that everyone gets paid by the government, and the same amount, so there’s no incentive to work or pursue a specific field. Since few people are actually working the economy stagnates.
There is no greater honour than serving Mother Russia
But what if my girlfriend IS from Soviet Russia
Compromise
Ah
Soviet gf?
Wtf that wasn't a girl dancing in a white (or pink, idk, I'm color blind) skirt.
it's pink
Yeah it’s a guy.
How do you know that?
You can see her sosig
His
Its
It’sis’nt
How the fuck fuck did you see that….
Sosij
Girl (hopefully) on left was hotter (penis-free, hopefully)
If one had it likely the other will too
Balls…
Dont tell me she has balls
I mean, I was using it as both an exclamation and for comic effect. I hope not.
The last guy is named Apetor and he is swiss. He died recently, so he’s desecrating a dead man.
Norweigan*
oh, yes
Poor man
Apetor is Norwegain isn't he?
Yea, he was
that fucking tank
Girlfriends are temporary, the glory of the motherland is everlasting.
Russian girls are already elite no need for more
What’s the name of the song?
NLO - Звездолёт (Mercury remix)
Sounds like it’s from the artist Gunwest but it’s probably remixed
Soviet russia
How about a soviet girlfriend? Hahahahahhahaha
Obviously he chose Soviet Russia
If u pick gf Soviets will skin u and turn u into vodka
I have chosen
Hail mother Russia
Bill-nye the Russian spy
Why not girlfriend from Soviet Union?
I guess you like really skinny women then
Just hope they can’t kick our asses
Nice dancing,the girls..not so much
Girl and boy
Russia all the way
russian tank drifting
I can have both and i have space for the tank
In soviet Russia you get to drift tank with the bois whilst listening to hardbass
Does anyone else notice that the one with the pink skirt has a "banana"
Girl friend cuz I don’t want to die due the hunger
Да, Soviet Russia!
Girlfriend? Nah
Soviet Russia? Let's go comrade
Soviet Russia memes are the least funny shit ever holy fuck
Well with everything blowing up over there the propaganda train is rollin
neither
Soviet Girlfriend, duh.
u/auddbot
NLO-3BE3AONÈT (Mercury remix)
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Benito.
😒
Heed the mother lands call
I don’t like communism but I’d take the comradery over w*men any day
u/SaveVideo
SOVIET RUSSIA
u/dasckron
Neither. Get me them aussies tho and I’m gone
Comrades I think we all know answer
Motherland
Soviet Russia i mean im gay so no girlfriend i dont care
I think I’ve made my choice comrade
Soviet Russia for me
Think im gonna have to go with the latter
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Someone who is now in the Guolag, comrade
Just broke up anyways time for soviet russia
Comrade I hope you made the right choice blyat
GIRLFRIEND FROM SOVIET RUSSIA
Soviet gf
Girlfriend is 1 and Soviet Russia is 2 and I am going hard 2 all the way I was sold at Tokyo drifting tanks
Yeah but at least a girlfriend, unless she has iron deficiency, wont collapse
Girlfriend because Soviet Russia stole my country's refineries and planes.
That "girl " on the right wearing a pink skirt has something unusual in between her legs
Only benefits my friend only benefits
Not to be a degen but uhhh… source for first dancing vid?
Source for second to last pls
Can’t I have a Soviet Russian girlfreind
u/savevideobot
I think i would choose russia, no gays allowed and i want a tank in my front yard
For the he mother land
I miss apetor 😔 RIP
Soviet Russia
I chose tanker
Girlfriend in the motherland?
i remember the two dancing girls, one had a bigger dick than me
If I get tank
F for apetor
Girlfriend...
Soviet Russia:
-99% literacy rate
-1% homeless rate
-Free food, education and medical care
-5% of income goes towards rent
-Distributes wealth among the working class
Girlfriend:
-Wants your money
-Possibility of cheating on you
F
Why would I chose something that stupid over the soviet union
soviet russia, get russian gf
Exactly
The ice man cummeth
God I miss apetor
Girlfriend, fuck commies
Yes soviet Russia but without communism.
God I miss my ex
My girlfriend is Soviet russia
u/savevideo
Monke
Russia forever
If I am being honest here, I’d actually choose Soviet Russia
Anyone know the source of the dancing girl in pink?
Soviet russia. also pink skirt has a buldge, might be a guy.
I’ve owned a Soviet Unshanka for two years now. Pretty sure that answers it.
Soviet Russia, fuck sex
Soviet Russia
Can... Can I get a Soviet... Soviet Russian Girlfriend?
Second female isn't female
Both seam pretty nice
whats the song
Lonly days hit hard, but in the end, soviet russia
Wait. Go to the seven second mark and watch closely to the shot. Holy crap I’m never gonna unsee that
LETS GO COMRADES
russia,
The last one isn’t russian
Comrade this is hardly a choice
As a finn i shall choose girlfriend.
Fuck women embrace the motherland
Apetor is a dude i want to chill for years. Sad that I can’t meet him anymore
Was leaning towards gf till I saw the end.
What about Soviet GF with multiple powerful allies in motherland and everywhere else in the world
In Soviet Russia you can get 100's of girlfriends with just some vodka
Girls can wait if mother russian calls me
Rest in peace apetor, fucking legend
apyr over hoes
Pink skirt ain't no girlfriend 👀
Band kid 🤮
soviet russia
U/savevideo
First video that I genuinely think Soviet union would be cooler, apart from hunger
Soviet russia
It’s really obvious russa
What's the name of this song
What is this song
soviet russia ofc
I choose soviet Russia...gay boyfriend
u/auddbot
You must choose between girlfriend, or nonstop party
I think the answer is clear….
russian anthem starts playing
Im pretty sure girl in pink skirt has a penis
Both
FOR THE MOTHER LANDS
no
Soviet Russia
Girlfriend. I dont care about women, but i hate commies. And nazis. Basically, i hate everyone. Except hungarians
ew political compass pfp
Anyone with a political compass pfp has exactly 0 valid opinions
Soviet Russian girlfriend
Cringe. Not our culture. Not our woman
Retarded disgusting delusional degenerate piece of shi*. Get a life and touch some grass
Rip apetor
F
F ( skål )
Rip... poor dude :(
F
å huff så mye jeg savner han
F
May he rest in peace.
F
F
F
F
F, gona drink a shot for him. He will be missed.
Jesus Christ you dicks made me think he was dead...
Edit: Fuck that guy was my spirit animal
F, gona drink a shot for him. He will be missed.
F, gona drink a shot for him. He will be missed.
F
F, he truly was a legend