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Sarcasm is now illegal I repeat Sarcasm is now illegal. You must display /j /s /srs and other tone indicators on every sentence or you will be judged.

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This is infuriating 🤬

Just let Adam get his headphones 🎧

Adam Sandler warned us that this is how our generation would turn out…. we didn’t heed his warning

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Twitter moment

i would likely get angrier much quicker than he did

When twitter is sensored

it's crazy how accurate this is

Would this work with Tumblr too?

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This is really hard to watch for some reason

if twitter was a country, it has the same hate like the f*ench 🤮🤮🤮

Based Sandler

bruh this happens in real life today

The reason is the left's lack of work ethic ('go fast' rather than 'do it right') and, in a Petersonian sense, to elevate alternative sexual archetypes in the marketplace ('fastest mario'). Obviously, there are exceptions to this and some people more in the center or right also "speedrun". However, they more than sufficient to prove the rule, rather than contrast it. Consider how woke GDQ has been, almost since the very beginning. Your eyes will start to open. Returning to the topic of the work ethic... A "speedrunner" may well spend hours a day at their craft, but this is ultimately a meaningless exercise, since they will ultimately accomplish exactly that which is done in less collective time by a casual player. This is thus a waste of effort on the behalf of the "speedrunner". Put more simply, they are spending their work effort on something that someone else has already done (and done in a way deemed 'correct' by the creator of the artwork). Why do they do this? The answer is quite obvious if you think about it. The goal is the illusion of speed and the desire (SUBCONSCIOUS) to promote radical leftist, borderline Communist ideals of how easy work is. Everyone always says that "speedruns" look easy. That is part of the aesthetic. Think about the phrase "fully automated luxury Communism" in the context of "speedrunning" and I strongly suspect that things will start to 'click' in your mind. What happens to the individual in this? Individual accomplishment in "speedrunning" is simply waiting for another person to steal your techniques in order to defeat you. Where is something like "intellectual property" or "patent" in this necessarily communitarian process? Now, as to the sexual archetype model and 'speedrunning' generally... If you have any passing familiarity with Jordan Peterson's broader oeuvre and of Jungian psychology, you likely already know where I am going with this. However, I will say more for the uninitiated. Keep this passage from Maps of Meaning (91) in mind: "The Archetypal Son... continually reconstructs defined territory, as a consequence of the 'assimilation' of the unknown [as a consequence of 'incestuous' (that is, 'sexual' – read creative) union with the Great Mother]" In other words, there is a connection between 'sexuality' and creativity that we see throughout time (as Peterson points out with Tiamat and other examples). In the sexual marketplace, which archetypes are simultaneously deemed the most creative and valued the highest? The answer is obviously entrepreneurs like Elon Musk and others. Given that we evolved and each thing we do must have an evolutionary purpose (OR CAUSE), what archetype is the 'speedrunner' engaged in, who is accomplishing nothing new? They are aiming to make a new sexual archetype, based upon 'speed' rather than 'doing things right' and refuse ownership of what few innovations they can provide to their own scene, denying creativity within their very own sexual archetype. This is necessarily leftist. The obvious protest to this would be the 'glitchless 100% run', which in many ways does aim to play the game 'as intended' but seems to simply add the element of 'speed' to the equation. This objection is ultimately meaningless when one considers how long a game is intended to be played, in net, by the creators, even when under '100%' conditions. There is still time and effort wasted for no reason other than the ones I proposed above. By now, I am sure that I have bothered a number of you and rustled quite a few of your feathers. I am not saying that 'speedrunning' is bad, but rather that, thinking about the topic philosophically, there are dangerous elements within it. That is all.

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Snowflake era be like

This is indeed Twitter.

So accurate

Facts

Yes I would like some head, but how did you know my name was Phones?

Downvote or you like cock in your dogs air tank

I literally had this happen in like discord a couple years ago, some mod in a small private server that I wasn't really active in told me to CALM DOWN when I just said something, it was like a question or a discussion. He was like really aggressively typing calm down and shit. It also happened in school a long time ago. We were doing a group project and I asked for scissors or a gluestick or (some other tool that we share) accross the table to my classmate. It was a bit loud in the room so I half shouted "pass me the (tool)" and he was like woah woah woah woah there buddy you needa relax. And I was like "yeah I'm relaxed I just need the-". Then he kept interrupting me and shit. It's the most annoying shit ever. I understand if you do it as a joke to piss your friend off or something but some fuckers who don't like you just say relax, calm down, etc to make it seem like you're pissed at them for no reason. Naturally this pisses most people off and it antagonizes you and everyone thinks you're a piece of shit. Except in the discord situation because its all text I can easily conceal my anger and he just looks like a dumbass

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Twitter? Try the entire human race these days.

they copied this from that one madtv skit

Bro i got anxious putting my self in that situation lmfao how do you even handle this 🤣🤣 gotta rewatch

Watching this makes me feel extremely frustrated

Is not only in Twitter, it’s everywhere! Like a plague.

1984

is that the woman who played carol on the office

Anger Management is so underrated

Ratio

shitter

True as a twitter user I can agree

Sometime when chaos resumes full-time we watch this with nostalgia for the good ol days

Wokeness in a nutshell lmfao.

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Bro just watched anger management because of a shitpost. Good ass film

What movie was this from

West and east coast America in a nutshell lmao

Twitter isn't actually that bad

One of the few instances in which Adam Sandler is actually funny.