The lifespan of regular household lawn grasses is around 7-10 years.
two facts that definitely absoutely have no connection whatsoever:
i havent touched grass since at least 2 weeks
i started playing genshin 2 weeks ago
3 reasons*
you are attracted to the primary school
I think you're referring to post-secondary.
Song?
Wasted TikTok remix
Why is it wasted
because it's a TitKok remix
T*kshit ๐คฎ
what happens when u don't have genshin impact but still dont touch grass?
does this mean I'm unhappy
Maybe we are
Shitposting aside for now
Without the text This looks Lowkey like a music video and I like it
Blue pill: a free game that you can play on the go that will give you hours of entertainment while getting to look at some fine anime female.
Red pill: green spiky hair that people touch for some reason.
The choice is yours
What if I eat them both? Whatโs going to happen to me?
You get to play a free game that you can play on the go that will give you hours of entertainment while getting to look at some fine anime female and also touch some green spiky hair that people touch for some reason.
Green Spiky hair because it is real and we can touch it.
Fuck i play genshin sometimes
More accurate title: you only touch your phone for 2-3 hour a day
pov cow
Haha benshin impsct bad LOLOLOL
Never downloaded it in the first place: extreme happiness
When genshin impact bad ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ฟ
haha popular game bad
Haha genshin bad
For TOWERS OF FANTASY YAAAAAAAY ๐
downloads it stuck at 100% deletes it
I can relate to this
I felt that feeling
What song is this
Wasted by Forum (01:00; matched: 100%)
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Song?
Man, name of song pls
I love touching grass and playing genshin like once a week. balance those two things and you will achieve peace
I played genshin impavt got level 13 on some characters got bored and deleted the game. Man the game was disappointung
Grass moment
My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just canโt with her. Sheโs so disgusting. Iโm contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. Heโs ruining my fucking life.
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It was a saturday afternoon, and I was exhausted after an intense 17-part masturabation session to dream minecraft manhunt, when i suddenly had the urge to go outside. I was scared. It's been so long since i've left the warmth of my parents basement with my dream body pillows. I didnt know what to expect. Clutching my dream figurine in front of my chest, i pried open the door to the outside world. The gleaming sun blared through the door, bequeathing a brilliant warmth on my cum-covered boxers. I quaverly took a step outside. My body flintched from the strange feel of the dirt under my feet. And then i saw it. The lustrous field of grass, covered in a light sprinkle of water from the noon rain shower. And then i realized. Dream... grass... the trees... it was all coming together. Grass is green, just like Dream. Dream is everpresent, in the grass, the flowers, He was there. I immediately new what to do next. I flinged off my clothes faster than the speed at which i would click on a new dream rule 34 post. My dick was already throbbing as i leaped onto the field of grass, dorito dust stained shirt getting carried away by the wind. I dug a small hole in the ground, and passionately thrust my 7-inch erect cock into it. I knew, this was Dream. His spirit was in this grass, and he felt my dick in his man pussy as i fucked that grass. I lost track how long i was there. Hours went by, day turned to night, but it didnt matter. I was finally together, with Dream. Nothing could separate us. I took a long stem of a flower, and forced it in my asshole. I imagined it being Dream's hot penis being lustfully forced into me in bed. I stayed there on my front yard for god knows how long. Until my butt was sore, balls drier than the Saharan desert after a long drought. The lawn looked like there was a layer of fresh snow on a Christmas morning. Trudging indoors, i had a enormous smile stretching across my face. I couldn't wait until tomorrow, when i may go outside again and be with Dream.
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEAH BABY THAT'S WHAT IVE BEEN WAITING FOR
Rampant gambling addiction cured now I am financially stable
This girl in my English class serenity, GOD DAMN LOVES THIS GAME. Her wallpaper is some kasucka dude and talks about that guy all the time. She needs to touch the grass
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