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What if he shoots himself in the stomach then all the gamer fat comes out and he becomes thin and shit

DO YOU REMEMBER ME?

I think so

Who am i, then?

I think you're one of the dudes from bokunometa ( I spend some time there sometimes don't ask )

Nope I'm from that "you are the first word you see" thing you posted

YOU DIDN'T REMEMBER ME MY CHILD

Oh👍

Do you remember me now?

Maybe

Should i reply to our meeting then

Uhh yeah

There you go.

Holy shit this was the most cringeworthy exchange i've ever seen. Good job.

Yes it probably was. Very much so. We deserve a Nobel prize on the topic of cringe

I disagree this is in Australia.

happy cake day

Thank you. You made my day

Anything for my fellow shitposter

What movie is this?

gemini man

Thanks, i will now never watch this.

its not worth it, what a bruh ass movie

I watched it, its decent I guess. Forgettable but not too bad

This looks fucking horrible, thanks!

i legit know someone who ruined their life with league of legends. dude is pushin 30 now and still fuckin up. do your thing i guess. i tried to get him a job where i work but he blew it. i actually had to pay money to cover for his debt, that's actually probably why i'm salty

Most successful LOL player.

Probably hard stuck silver too.

Of course I know him, he's me

He is not me, he is myself

What's the song, it's a bop

Playboi carti rip this has a remixed beat tho

R.I.P by playboi carti

This could be said about a LOT of gaming communities

This morning I downloaded LoL to see what the rage was about. I got into the first game then promptly deleted it bc it was trash. I’m glad I did

I played it for one week to come to the conclusion that I don't understand that game at all

I borrowed my brother acc and tried to see what its like and yeah, I don't understand shit either

Maybe its because i have 2 braincells

yeah like you spam buttons and you see suff happen, thats all, whats so great about this massproduced mmporg

you just described all video games.

It's a moba

whats the difference

You can take moballs in yo mouth lmao

that LoL isn't a RPG (role playing game) and it isn't an MMO

moba, mmo, rpg who cares they are all boring ass at the end of the day

that's just your opinion, to other people those genres are fun. It's the same reason people don't like racing or sport games but instead like FPS games, or the opposite. stop acting like your opinion is objective

How fat did you get?

i think i gained abt 5lbs just while it was downloading

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and to answer your question, i don’t like: the art stile, the game mechanics, how the game processes, and how it’ll take 100 hours just for me to get remotely good at the game. i don’t have that kind of time. i’d much rather play minecraft or animal crossing

how it’ll take 100 hours just for me to get remotely good at the game

That won't be remotely enough

then say ''i don't like it'' or meme it like we all do don't call it trash. I find so many people who are not into mobas or anything remotly close to them for what ever reason try lol and then👁️👄👁️ i did not like it. Also how can you not like the artstyle but like the artstyle of minecraft that hurts my eyes with out at least faithful remember they are both 10+ year old games.

maybe you could say you don’t like minecraft instead of going off on it

were the fck did i say i don't like minecraft. Is it wrong to say that minecraft with out at least faithful hurts the eyes (do you even know what faithful is)

no, but it’s probably an older game seeing the context

ouch, he even looked through my profile

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ohhh ouch i’ve never been made fun of before for this thing that everyone hate for no particular reason other than “dog fucker” which almost never happens

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yeah and it’s fun. i get to be myself and do cringe shit and draw

will smith did ????

Yea, movies Gemini man

It was viego

it was Will Smith all along

League bad don't play unless you have good anger management

This message was written by someone with over a thousand hours in the game.

Pretty true, if youre chill its fun

fuck kevin

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koala

Koalas are fucking horrible animals. They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food. They are too thick to adapt their feeding behaviour to cope with change. In a room full of potential food, they can literally starve to death. This is not the token of an animal that is winning at life. Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value. They can't afford the extra energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their fucking lives. When they are awake all they do is eat, shit and occasionally scream like fucking satan. Because eucalyptus leaves hold such little nutritional value, koalas have to ferment the leaves in their guts for days on end. Unlike their brains, they have the largest hind gut to body ratio of any mammal. Many herbivorous mammals have adaptations to cope with harsh plant life taking its toll on their teeth, rodents for instance have teeth that never stop growing, some animals only have teeth on their lower jaw, grinding plant matter on bony plates in the tops of their mouths, others have enlarged molars that distribute the wear and break down plant matter more efficiently... Koalas are no exception, when their teeth erode down to nothing, they resolve the situation by starving to death, because they're fucking terrible animals. Being mammals, koalas raise their joeys on milk (admittedly, one of the lowest milk yields to body ratio... There's a trend here). When the young joey needs to transition from rich, nourishing substances like milk, to eucalyptus (a plant that seems to be making it abundantly clear that it doesn't want to be eaten), it finds it does not have the necessary gut flora to digest the leaves. To remedy this, the young joey begins nuzzling its mother's anus until she leaks a little diarrhoea (actually fecal pap, slightly less digested), which he then proceeds to slurp on. This partially digested plant matter gives him just what he needs to start developing his digestive system. Of course, he may not even have needed to bother nuzzling his mother. She may have been suffering from incontinence. Why? Because koalas are riddled with chlamydia. In some areas the infection rate is 80% or higher. This statistic isn't helped by the fact that one of the few other activities koalas will spend their precious energy on is rape. Despite being seasonal breeders, males seem to either not know or care, and will simply overpower a female regardless of whether she is ovulating. If she fights back, he may drag them both out of the tree, which brings us full circle back to the brain: Koalas have a higher than average quantity of cerebrospinal fluid in their brains. This is to protect their brains from injury... should they fall from a tree. An animal so thick it has its own little built in special ed helmet. I fucking hate them.

Tldr; Koalas are stupid, leaky, STI riddled sex offenders. But, hey. They look cute. If you ignore the terrifying snake eyes and terrifying feet.

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Leaving that game was one of the best choices ive ever made

LOL🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

Template please

The movie is called gemini man and its on Prime Video, it also comes to Netflix in the next few months somewhere i believe

I have seen the movie I was asking for the edited template for the meme

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Name of the song?

whats the movie?

As a LoL player I agree.

Among us

gfe

Was this movie actually any good?

And Hitchcock drives like he has one less leg

I have a League of legends friend that is addicted to the game, how do I stop him? Can I? Or is it to late?

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The main reason I don't play LOL is I don't know how to deal with all the salty people. In any other game I just say " go back to LOL you salty fuck" and they usually stop being as salty.

After 7k games I finally deleted that shit for good. It was fun, while it lasted, but the Losers Queue + Smurf Queue pushed me way over the line.

Now I am a free man with no addictions (besides caffeine).

Good thing I already knew that my life was ruined long time ago

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This song is fucking bop, can anyone tell me what it is?

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Dude I own this NFT. Do you really think that you can get away with theft when you’re showing what you stole from me directly to my face? My lawyer will make an easy job of this case. Prepare to say goodbye to your luscious life and start preparing for the streets. I will ruin you.

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Can we talk about how epic this movie looked in 60 FPS in the theaters.

Death.

oh shit! that's me

bird

But Arcane is awesome

Yeah but league of legends fcking sucks

What’s the song

Forget league, watch Arcane

League of legends? No no no

Here are better nicknames for the game to improve your life!

League of virgins, league of shits, shit league, shit, piece of shit game, shitstain, and many others!

Found you dad. Barrett M82 (United States) time 😎

That movie was awful.

A friend of mine plays League and is depressed all the time, so I tell him to try a different game and he gets upset with me

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Will Smith...I fucking knew it

League is a bad game 👍

what is the song

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