Equip the dad's shotgun and walk into the endless night.
Equip the dad's shotgun and walk into the endless night.
Thatâs why I have my own AK, ainât nobody breaking in while Iâm home
Yeah I have a loaded P.08 Luger under my bed at all times so if someone were to break in they would get a nice taste of German engineering
I have a monster under my bed. Beat that
My monsters lie within
Damn, i wish i had a Ghost gun
The important thing is: you shouldn't use that like hitler
I feel unsafe bec we only have an air rifle
You guys have guns
Yeah
Laughs in Costa Rica
imagine that there are people not living in USA :o sick right?
Bro this sounded too real I actually looked behind me at my wall
bro I'm home alone and it's 11:02pm. i lost my shit when i first heard that sound.
Yup me too. I hadn't read the meme and its around 12:40 pm here. Scared the shit out of me.
where are you from? it's 12:42pm here.
India. Its exactly the same time here.
state? I'm from Maharashtra
Uttarakhand
now kith.
Its scarier if its still your mom and you havent done your chores yet
hand slowly reaching for doorknob
Please be a monster, please be a monster, please be a monster
Or taken the the chicken out the freezer thump thump
âShit time to put my dick awayâ
knocking stops
Starts under bed
Correction: "welp time to pull my dick out"
I would knock back
Shotgun doorway trap don't fail me now
This sounded real to me because I'm right beside a wall.
THEY LIVE IN MY WALLS OH GOSH THEY LIVE IN MY WALLS
Same
get a knife from the kitchen or if you have a gun load that shit up
Oh nonono...
This is YOUR ROOM'S DOOR
jump off the Window
This actually happened to me before⌠It was a drug dealer at my front doorstep to visit me auntâs boyfriend.
Context?????
Florida.
Your mom calls, she wont be home for 2 more hours she says, before you hang up, âknock... knock... knock....â you tell her to not hang up, you get to the door and look from the hole, it is your mom, but... if your mom is on the phone... who is the one at the door?
amogus imboster
Sus
This happens alot to me since my oarents tend to buy stuff online.. Then go out to buy stuff.
Me trying to think how to hide/finish a family size packet of chips i just brought
Omori moment
when the >!sister!< is sus!
Oh, itâs Mary. >!Wait, that wasnât Mart!<
Shit it's the FBI
Grab the shotty and just camp the front door and lay down some claymores
Dad??
Fucking bitch im going to
Blas
And then you hear your mom yelling "open the door you little shit I forgot my keys"
âAh shit. I think IRS are here.â
tax envelope slides under your door
âFuck.â
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Bro i have my headphones on and almost shit my pants
Deadass I was just watching the Mandela Catalouge
i have headphones on and thought that knock was irl and almost shitmyself XD
fix bayonets gentlemen
Dude where can I find more memes like this.
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Is this picture from some movie or something? đ
Its from Megamind
She forgot to ask if you wanted something from the store :)
I heard the knocking and instantly went prays in Spanish
Oye te cagaste el patnaldmndnsjnddjns
Shti
I looked....
The rape dwarf is approaching
Mum said dont open the door for anyone
Happened to me once
Xavier wulf thunderman
Bruh this is everywhere
It's the package delivery service knocking on your door
Grabs a weapon "Hello, who is there?"
Donât worry itâs just uncle Larry passing by to give you some quality family time
Is there a name for this format yet, I need to binge all of them
I need to know as well lol
This could've been left as a photo.
It would be scary if itâs your mom and you let her in only to hear you moms car pull into the driveway an hour later
Maybe your mom's boyfriend
Maybe answer the door
Song?
Silent Hill 3 Soundtrack: Never Forgive Me, Never Forget Me
Mom, what you doing at my house you old crazy bitch? Get lost!
It's just the pizza guy
grab a gun itâs the IRS
Itâs your naked step dad/uncle
Its your dad
meme name?
Whatâs this picture from???
that knock was high quality I though someone was actually knocking on my door
when you just wanna fap but you're forced into a survival horror
That shit would be scary because people don't knock at my house, they ring. Also, my doorbell isn't next to the door, it's a few meters in front.
This used to happen to me all the time, luckily I had a one of those open hole things. Thank fuck because I could swear that there would of been a lot of angry postmen or I would be missing... yeah once two random dudes knocked on my door, I noticed that they weren't missionaries, the postman or a delivery so I just waited it out. They then both looked down and walked away.
Not sure if I dodged a bullet there or something, but the feeling of being alone and just hearing the knock on your door is fucking terrifying
Fuck you and have a great day. I was wearing headphones it scared the living shit out of me
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Dont worry its your dad with the milk
THAT KNOCK SOUNDED TOO REAL HELL NAWW
Scared because you were jacking off huh?
The people on iFunny have made a version where his eyes move to look at you
It might be sleepy Joe having to take a shit
Just open the door wearing your jewish costume, i regret rejecting that costume for halloween
When your mom said she wouldnât be home for another two hours but you hear footsteps in the hallway.
Just get a slingshot and put one of those big ass steel ball bearing in it, that shit will kill someone
I freaking paused this after the first knock and answered my door. Gah
Fuck, i had the headphones đ
*praying noises
Dont worry it's just ur uncle( he is a raper)
This meme is giving me the creeps
God damnit I thought someone was knocking the door
Brother grab the ar 15 and prepare the A 10 Warthog
I do everytime
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