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All he had to do was ask.

I put my dick on the X

Once apon a time I also put dik on my ex 🙂

And how did it go?

Very quick

Wow, that must be a fast dik. How many mph/kph if you don’t mind me asking?

Super crazy fast mph

No way me too😱😱

You beat me to it

I’ll stick mah dick in the owl!

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That's the most "HD" video I've seen on reddit

Why... Is this so goddamd true

Must not be a repost. This just doesn’t add up

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MGMT - Little Dark Age

Sorry, I couldn't recognize the song.

I tried to identify music from the link at 00:00-00:36.

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This is because the song has been slowed down

do you not know how to google “policemen swear to god”

some people aren't native speakers Jeremy

Oh fuck yeah

Spidey senses tingling

i put my balls on the x

You have portable balls ??

yes.

i also have a 2 feet long dildo im gonna put on the x.

Okay !! But why you have this ?? What's its purpose ?

none

no reason.

You bought this legendary item so there must be a reason behind it !!

Orr Okay if you don't wanna tell let it be a mystery !!

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I blame all those e-girls for my taste in expensive computer hardware

Put my limp dick on the X. Got harder than a brick 😎

Forget pizza time. It's cake time.

no Kiss before marriage stay halal broders 🕋

Hah you fool I'm a submissive bisexual

Background music sauce pls

Little Dark Age by MGMT

is this a fucking tiktok song now? why is tiktok taking everything I like and making it shit

Feels bad doesn't it? If it makes you feel better every song is a TikTok song now, so there's no point malding over it

True not losing sleep over it, it’s just like “ah there goes tiktok again”

I put my dick

What is that song?

Little dark age mgmt

Thanks…. Sounded really catchy

There's some cool 40k memes with the song that sync really well.

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I didn’t have time to read it, so the surprise was ruined for me :(

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I don’t get it… he’s really excited that this girl is kissing cameras?

You were supposed to put your dick on the X.

I don’t get it

smell like cheese

just when i thought it couldn’t get any better

didn't expect to see the ai interpolation on that

So sexy, I prefer this instead tbh

i dont put my lips and i feel good

I cum so hard

No Regrets Baby!!

u/auddbot

Sorry, I couldn't recognize the song.

I tried to identify music from the link at 00:00-00:36.

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I don’t trust anyone. That’s how I beat you in the act.

Curious who is actually putting their lips on a screen to smooch a kid.

Even better tho

The chads who moved away before her lips met ours

•Signature look of superiority•

I mean, I'm not complaining

What's the name of the song ?

Yeah I got a bacterial infection now

Who else still kissed

That hoooooooooo in the end i am so sorry i laughed so hard i have to use emoji on this one🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Lmao I wasn't getting it. I had to try to succeed. A surprise to be sure but ...

Song?

I can't stop replaying this

Jackpot!

guess spiddy has lousy skills and a tiny tool, truth, and abusers eventually get cockblocked.

What song is this

Wow so funny😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪😜😜😜😜😜😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Yes, yes, yes! Noooooooo!

Put/slather my tongue after like thot was gone,

Spiderman? More like bootyman