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Oh my god, 682 it's doing mess again :(

He used a bit of telekinesis there as well. Badass😎😎😎😎

Telekinetic shopping lizard is based

What's the song?

Dionysian State

i put my phone in my headsets to find this song for you homie

Employee of the month 😍

NO WAY!!

WIZARD LIZARD!!

What a good boy😍😍😍

Hims a good boy. :3

Hes using the force

lizard uses mind control to stock shelves

What song is this

Aww he’s so kind and helpful!

Employee of the month

Thank you so much grocery water monitor

Man I love the grocery lizard! He doesn’t come to my town often but when he does it’s a whole thing.

Let me guess, Florida?

Actually thats the reversed version of a video where the reptile knocks everything off the shelf

Pretty sure that video was reversed man because grocery lizard wouldn’t do that.

Thank you Sherlock

No problem for a guy with 1000 IQ

If you have 1000 iq can you un-invent gravity?

You simple minded fool. Of course I could, but that would cause absolute chaos

are you smarter than dream (he is very smart)

Yes. In fact, I am the smartest man that will ever live

wow, then can you tell me what 9+10 is

no

then can you tell me what the dog is doing?

Listen, I know everything that has and will happen. However, just giving such information would not be good

then perhaps can you tell me why children love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

Why do people hate this comment, it's funny af

Bro look at his name it’s satire calm tf down

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oh wait im fucking retarted

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Wm .d oh ay H.

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Yo what the music called?

If you pkay the video in reverse it tells a conpletely different story of a lizard pullibg the items off of the shelf, good thing they arnt doing that though, keep it up lizard

what is komodo doing there ? xd

Mr. Lizard, You’re promoted and Im giving you a damn raise

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aww

Average retail employee in florida