i dunno who filmed this, but every frame's a picture. fucking brilliant camera work/directing.
i dunno who filmed this, but every frame's a picture. fucking brilliant camera work/directing.
I absolutely lost it at the kangaroo hand pointer
srsly. if there was an youtube oscar, this would be my nominee. this entire thing is crafted all around absolutly gorgeous.
The millisecond focus on the clogs were brilliant, blink and you missed it. I appreciate not having the joke shoved down my throat in neon colors.
The pallet of Winnie Blues was also an amazing addition, then packets in front of people like a durry is part of the syllabus.
The amount of detail and work that went into making this look exactly how they wanted is amazing hahaha
This has a very recognizable feel as far as television episodes go. Quality stuff. Great pacing too.
Reminiscent of Flight of the Conchords.
Yes! Or kind of the same vein I got What We Do In The Shadows vibes from it
Makes sense. Jemaine Clement was/is involved with both of them.
I can't remember what it's called, but some shots reminded of that older French or Italian film where there's just tons of people and events stuffed into the background of scenes and everything is continuously moving.
Dunky did a whole video on this movie.
I'm going to have to watch this movie now. Dunkey has a magical talent for selling me on just about anything, I hope he only uses his powers for good.
That's the one. Couldn't remember the name for the life of me.
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Goddam Jacque Tati movies are a vibe š. Love the one at the beach.
that looks so interesting. man where can i watch the remastered one?
Hey that looks really cool. Is it any good?
Wes Anderson is watching this and taking notes.
The director, Tony Rogers, also did Wilfred (the original Australian version). Absolutely incredible. The US is good too but the Australian one is a lot funnier in my opinion.
yeah the set design, color palette, and wardrobe are so perfect it makes you wonder if it was intentional or just a perfect accident
How could you even entertain the idea that it isn't intentional? Are you 30% of Australians?
This video is just masterful
Do they still call it a set when it's all, like, on location, or whatever they say?
It looks like something out of Borat, erg expensive production shoot to look cheap.
Yeah, this was very well shot. Better than most movies being produced there. I'm very serious, and I watch quite a few.
Has a very Taika Waititi vibe to it.
The whole playlist of episodes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHQRZXM-4xI&list=PLNJmwVFwfFGObBZa5ekSO_1JM3mY8SMQj
Solid content there. Thanks ya sheep-shagging Jimmy Grant.
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Oh dear I'm starting to read Australians in an Indian accent.
Oh my god this is fucking hilarious. I didnāt realize I was doing it too.
It's even better when they swear.
Shit-for-brains
I think in this scenario, you're supposed to say "thanks cunt".
Good on ya, arse-wipe.
I think you me assa-whip.
Sorry Mrs. Shiva, it is ass-wipe.
It's arsewipe, all together
āThanks cuntā is a bit formal. The kind of thing youād say to your Nan on Christmas Day.
A breezy ācheers cuntā would do it.
You'd say "Cheers cunt", get it right mate. Source: Australian.
Yeah nah m8
Yeh- he's a bit of a dickhead
Ok, ya perve knocker.
Cheers cunt is more appropriate, but I'll give you a B+
Sheep shagger is actually an Australian term for a New Zealander. Said with brotherly love.
cheers cunt
Lmao this is fucking great, how has this been around since 2014 and I've never seen it
Oh my god thank you. Chapter 2 is just a good as 1. I'm gonnna have to watch the rest.
Edit: sorry I should have said, thanks ya cunt.
Stupid reddit destroying links again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHQRZXM-4xI&list=PLNJmwVFwfFGObBZa5ekSO_1JM3mY8SMQj
here, if the link above does not work
Episode 4, Steve Erwin costume, Iām deadā¦
This is an absolute classic in Australia
Obviously it's spot on
Shit. My kids and I have been watching Bluey nonstop for a year to learn how Australians talk before our trip. Now I feel like weāve got it all wrong. We are fully prepared to talk politely about bin chickens and duck cakes.
Yeah nah mate too right. Bluey's fuckin' spot on lingo for Queensland. Ya've done grouse. Come down here and, relax, smash some tins, crank the webber, enjoy the place. Bin Chickens can go get fucked tho'.
Grouse needs to be used in more conversations
Another great resource for learning how to talk proper Australian is The Big Lez show. Your welcome.
I dunno - this stuff is the intro course. Big Lez is more postgrad material.
For any parents of toddlers or young kids who arenāt in the knowā¦Bluey is an AMAZING show!
Itās the only show that makes my kids grin from ear to ear non stop. Every time.
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Ok, in Bluey, Bingo asks her parents to make her a duck cake for her birthday which she sees in the Australian Womenās Weekly Childrenās Birthday Cake Book (page 38 in my copy).
The hardest of cakes!
Hereās a look at the duck cake (rubber ducky cake to be precise)
https://thescranline.com/rubber-duck-cake/
We are fully prepared to talk politely about bin chickens and duck cakes.
Bin Chicken is now generally used to describe the premier of NSW, but the duck cake will be eternally beloved
Former premier.
A recent survey suggests that 30% of Australians are casual racists. Which means, that 70% of them are full time LOST MY SHIT š almost died.
Reminds me of the classic Father Ted episode where he gets caught making a racist joke and the rest of the island is immediately wondering if they need to adopt racism too. "I mightn't be able to devote meself full-time to the ol' racism."
And then to be followed up by this amazingness. Father Ted is my happy place.
Feckinā Greeks! Good for you, Father!
"It isn't the Greeks, it's the Chinese he's after!"
"I hear you're a TERF now, Father!"
The existence of casual sex implies the existence of ranked, competitive sex.
Don't forget the speedruns!
My specialty
Porn?
Bruh, this reminds me of an old Japanese porno I watched when Nokias were still a thing. It starts out normal of this old guy wearing a bandana doing missionary then suddenly he rotates 180 degrees, dick still in the vag, and started doing clapping pushups like some kungfu movie shit.
I guess that qualifies as competitive or something.
Helicopter Man
Filthy casual, you haven't seen competitive sex firsthand?
Of course, but itās more of a right hand for him.
Iām Olympic level at competitive sex. I canāt remember a time I didnāt finish first.
I forgot, can you thank your mum for being the judge for me. She seemed so busy that day I didnt want to interrupt.
I reached Plat last night š
Barbados Slim, the only man to win Olympic gold medals in both limbo and sex.
The existence of smooth jazz implies the existence of rough jazz.
Remember that single player performance does not carry over into the multiplayer game.
I feel like I should have seen that part coming but it still made me laugh hard.
Full time made it sound like they were career racists
What kind of animal foot/claw is he using as a pointer? It would have been hilarious if it had been a emu claw, but looks like emu claws are three-pronged. Still, hilarious subtle humor. I hope itās a foot/claw of an animal native to Australia.
Looks like a kangaroo's arm.
Lol, duh that makes sense. Thanks.
Standard primary school teaching aid.
Kangaroo paw. You can buy them at many markets here... as well as a pair of kanga knockers fashioned into a bottle opener!
knockers
I think you mean knackers?
Can always pick one off the side of the road for free if you got a saw.
My favorite touristy schlock in Australia was the kangaroo scrotum coin purse.
I bought one for my neighbor as a thank for for watching my cat. She loved it.
OMG your right. Kangaroo paw was funny enough but I probably would have succumbed to death by laughter is it were an emu leg haha.
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Whoooa look at this fella being able to count higher than 3
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Iāve met an elderly Japanese man with a completely Japanese name too, has one of the most ocker accents Iāve heard. Just shows you can never assume hahaha
It happens in the UK all the time too. My friend gets asked where she's from all the time and she just says Leeds. it usually gets followed up with "yeah but where do you originate?" Like that's a normal question to ask someone
Aziz Ansari had a bit about this.
āWhere are you fromā
āSouth Carolinaā
āYeah, but like, where are you fromā
āā¦ā¦.South Carolinaā
Is it racist though? Or curiosity?
We're a country mostly made up of Jimmy grants. I'm 5th generation Australian and white but have a random French sounding last name (fucked if I know if it's french though), people always ask me where my ancestors came from.
Agreed. I don't think people are being racist when they ask that question. It's just curiosity. Or people just making conversation. Australia's a young country. Predominantly English settlers from only a few generations ago. Right now, if you ask any non-white person where they came from, most of the time they either came to Australia themselves or their parents or grandparents did. That's the interesting story, that's why people ask that question. In another 100 years when Australia's much more mixed, this question will be asked less because the answer will be boring.
Exactly. I'm also 1/16 Chinese and it's the most interesting background story I have! I love telling people how and why old mate made the trip south.
I think some people can be super untactful when they ask people about their ethnicity, but often it's coming from genuine curiosity and a desire to learn more about that person, not ill will.
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Yeah I get that. But surely if someone moves to Australia they don't want to just completely wipe their family's and ancestor's cultural identity from memory/history and be "Australian", whatever that is.
Obviously it's not the first question you'd ask them, but once you get to know the person a little more I don't see it being racist trying to find out more about their background. Most people are proud of where they or their parents or grandparents came from and like to talk about it.
Whatās your last name?
Same thing in America.
Oddly the most recent census also asked that.
Seems like your friends are morons, I've managed to explain this to my dad and he's 74 and had 2 strokes.
Kind of spot on..i was shoked by the amount of racism over there, especially towards the natives.
Bruh Iām a Canadian black woman and some weirdo Aussie at a bar told me go back to my country because he was arguing with my white guy friend over god knows what. Iām like bitch you go home.
Wait was this in Canada or Australia?
I had an American once tell me to go back to my country. We were on a cruise ship in international water. And Iām American.
In Canada. I was seriously taken aback. First time I ever got that one.
Lol, nothing like a foreigner telling a local to go home. What a dickhead
I'm an American and our previous president told 4 of our public servants to go back to where they came from when 3 of them were born in the US and the 4th has been living here since the 90s.
https://www.politico.com/story/2019/07/14/trump-congress-go-back-where-they-came-from-1415692
Just in case anyone forgot.
I knew this but forgot amidst all the other dumb shit he said. Thanks for reminding me .
difficult, certainly, but not impossible, I don't think
I've found that the young Australians who come here to live and ski tend to make themselves a little too at home. They can be...obnoxious, to put it kindly.
Yep. It was in Banff. I told the mf off the he felt stupid af afterward.
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Regional occupant here. I have a 11 nieces and nephews (from two siblings). All on one side are aboriginal. All on the other side are African.
The amount of shit I've heard over the years. Mate. Even worse because they dont expect me to be related to them, so they'll say shit in earshot of me.
Seriously though, try being a white tourist in India:/
Worked in Gujarat for 3 months.
I kinda know what it feels like to be a semi-pro basketball player: lots of short folks staring, but nobody asks for an autograph.
Parents went to a wedding in India.. They got more attention than the bride and groom
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Are you a Prostitute?
Only applies to things youāre good at
My mistake.
Can confirm. Super racist country.
And sexist too.
If you are a woman, you donāt have a name. You are known as āthe girl who sits by Jonoā
So the end bit was very on point too.
If you are a woman, you donāt have a name.
I thought women had names in Australia... The names are Sheila.
and the guys are all called Jono. Australians are pragmatic
Yeah I've lived here for 20 years and I've got no damn clue what you are talking about. We have our fair share of racist fuckwits, but no more than anywhere else, and atleast we don't let them buy guns. And I have never heard of anyone refer to any woman like that in any social setting, honestly if anyone did say something that dumb sounding I feel like they'd cop alot of shit for it.
What you just said, This thread is a small sample of what it is going to be like living in Australia. Unaware White dudes patting other unaware white dudes on the back and shouting down victims to discourage them from pointing it out. Because Australia is a super racist, sexist country enabling itself to stay bigoted. Itās so toxic, you turn your own victims of the abuse into denying it just so they can survive there.
See, Itās not talked about nor understood that when you are constantly abused by bigots, you have to develop survival skills and itās not about letting it happen or being oblivious to it. Itās about āplaying alongā in a bigoted society in order just to survive. This is why āStraya is a toxic community.
For anyone going there to live there, if you are there for too long you have to ignore it so much you start pretending it doesnāt happen just to get through your day. This comes with its own problems. Because Once I moved away into a more aware society, I had to reintegrate myself because I was so afraid of being fired for pointing it out when it happened in Australia. But when it comes to comparing western societies, that kind of oblivious enabling and āplaying alongā only happens in Australia. You WONT get fired for pointing it out elsewhere. You WILL NOT get shouted down for pointing it out elsewhere. If anything, any other western society wants to hear it to fix it. Where as Australia just wants you to shut up. Like you just tried to do to me.
And I donāt care if this little echo chamber downvotes me. You canāt fire me now. I donāt live there anymore. You can only rage downvote me. So go on. Downvote.Lie that it doesnāt happen. But I wonāt partake in this lie anymore.
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āAnecdotalā ā¦ this has become a favourite word used by gaslighting, manipulative bigots trying to discourage victims of abuse from feeling actually heard.
Almost as bad as āoutlierā. As if to reduce a persons experience even more.
Shameful effort by a shameful bigot. Youāre part of the problem.
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K baiiiiiiiii bigot.
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Except when they do every day and everyone turns a blind eye.
Spoken so like a white or male or both that never experienced being the brunt of it.
Australia is so built on misogyny and racism so much so you can only merely say it doesnāt happen when someone who has had it happen points it out.
I meanā¦ wow. You sure fixed racism. Go you./s
Spoken so like a white or male or both
When you can't see the irony of your own comment
You talk like racist that doesnāt like being called out for being racist cuz you sure are personalizing this for someone who claims it doesnāt happen.
Yeah, about that... Here's my only other comment in this thread.
https://reddit.com/r/videos/comments/pyfhj6/_/hevyxft/?context=1
Go be a victim some where else
A derailing bigot doesnāt like being called out. Well too bad for you. Go play victim somewhere else.
whatever jimmy grant
Itās hard to convey tone so I will just write that I am truely sorry that this is your experience and hope that it comes through as sincere.
Ps Jono never said he sat next to a girl! I hope someone tells his mum, she worries!
Bruh, where the fuck r u in Australia?
How to spot bigotry in Australia: when yet another privileged white man in Australia swoops in to bigotsplain on how bigotry doesnāt happen to other people.
Iām black u fucking idiot
U donāt think itās a little racist to judge a group based off a stereotype bruh?
Get the fuck out of here
As if. Fuck off yourself, liar.
Bruh. This fucking guy. You r right. I am not black. I was white this whole time. Thx for letting me know. I guess I just forget I was black
Fuck off u racist. U canāt handle it when u know your wrong so u just say your lieing
Surrre cuz redditors never lie or play pretend just for a fucking internet argument and totally wouldnāt be a dick move by a racist incel. You = Pathetic. No one is this fucking stupid to believe you.
U donāt even know what incel means. Now your just throwing around shit cause u know your wrong dude
Imagine finding it so hard to believe that there are black people on reddit and in Australia. Crazy huh
Even if you were You wouldnāt be posting here defending white, racist shit heads.
Even if you were, this would be a betraying Judas dick move and makes you no better of a person nor less incorrect. Youāre Being a bigot wether or not you suck their dick,āgot their backā or speak their words.
Absolutely fuckin correct mate.
1988 by Dr Hook is amazing comedy
Also I'm a fair dinkum Aussie and now I understand why the now-failed Greek souvlaki place was called Jimmy Grants. I had no idea it meant immigrants!
Did Jimmy Grants go under? Dang I loved their feta chips
Colmambaris (sp) ran them, after all the legal mess of not paying staff properly he shut up shop
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You mean, they went up above
Ars e whip
Haha seen this many times but never noticed the clogs!
Yep, their wardrobe department really helped sell that scene. :)
All just to use like Igloo/Esky Coolers as cargo props. This is amazing.
I read that too quickly and thought "huh, what dogs?"
Old mate walking past with a pallet full of winnie blues
I'm so happy that I watched this
I'm happy you did too. You'll never forget it.
I watched this last year, it's so fuckin dry and hilarious.
If you don't like it, whatever.
Thanks - Iām ready to move! Winters arenāt too bad thereā¦right?
You bet
Every time I see a skit about Australians Iām less convinced that Iām Australian. Jimmy Grant sounds like an elaborate prank.
Itās pretty old, the joke is meant to be their using extremely old text books for cultural references
I'm surprised they didn't take a jab at your cricket team. I was waiting for it but it never happened.
The only think us Aussies like more than pulling one over on a tourist, is successfully bullshitting each other. So that's probably a fair level of suspicion to have.
Itās rhyming slang
One of my favourite things on YouTube.
This could be a course on udemy
Or Linkedin.
This is clearly Coursera tier.
I love the Lambington. š¤£š¤£š¤£
Could use some vegemite
This is one of the funniest Web series I have ever seen. Watch all of them!
Sitar Paterson
This was great, really high production value
That esky part breaks my heart
This is more true about Australia than foreigners understand. The 30% casual racist joke is so good.
/u/johnbelushismom I'm learning your language, soon I will learn your jiu jitsu secrets!
A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL
AND YOU, SIR? ARE YOU STANDING BY TO RECEIVE MY LIMP PENIS?
why would you want to come second in everything?
The scholarship that's gone into this is amazing.
hahah the super burned meat
love it
The Nicknames one is pretty good, too.
HA, the random Neville fuckin Bartos thrown in there is fantastic. Someone has done their research.
Took me a while to figure out Jimmygrant
What is this production quality? It's too good.
wow i feel old watching this.
You fucking bloody!
For anyone wondering.
How many times did they have to retake all the scenes man, so funny.
Awww saw this years ago, forgot about this! The Irony is the comedy is very Australian.
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Are most of Australia's Indian population from India? I personally have a lot of family there but we are Fijian-Indians so I assumed most would be from there, given the proximity
You know, Iāve never thought about it before but yeah, I know some Fijian-Indians (and a lot of Sri Lankans, including my own family) but I donāt actually personally know any from-India Indians (only my anecdotal experience of course).
For context: living in the inner-west of Sydney.
Quite a few Fijian Indians but far more Indians from India (Indian Indians just sounds wrong).
India is currently the largest source of migrants to Australia according to Home Affairs.
Indian Australians
kinda like Irish Koreans
I had a quick look.
Australia has the world's eighth-largest immigrant population, with immigrants accounting for 30% of the population. Around 4% of Australians are Indian or have Indian heritage which may not seem like much but the UK which has a booming south-east Asian community only has around 1.3% of the population being of Indian ethnicity.
Few things though. I am an idiot and know nothing about immigration or things like that so I might be wrong on some aspects. Also, all the data I got from Wikipedia articles and did not source them so they could be wrong or out of date.
You also forgot, the national dish of UK is curry. Which isn't saying much, since the local food culture in UK leaves a lot to be desired and curry is delicious.
You sound really ignorant right now. Come and visit Australia and you'll see we have a large population of Indian Australians.
Arenāt Australians the target audience?
Bunch'o sheep shagging arsewheeps here.
Anyone catch the clogs the native was wearing when they said the Dutch may have been there first?
You mean they clogs they zoomed in and and let the camera linger on for like 3 full seconds? You sure are observant.
Thank you!
Every time I see this I upvote it, it's so good.
This is surprisingly accurate. Source: am Australian(s).
This is AMAZING, so funny
Uhāholy shit this was funny and well put together!
Holy smokes. This is amazing. What a great find!
CUNT is an operative word in most sentences is what I've deduced from my interactions with Aussies.
Iām a Scottish guy living in Australia.
Iām sure I could further concrete your quite astute deductions within a short period of conversation.
Youāre spot on cunt.
THANK YOU SIR MAY I HAVE ANOTHER
haha this is amazing
That hallway looks exactly like the hallway in the beach
This is incredible
This was amazing! High quality, well thought out, and hilarious!
Great writing, acting, directing, and cinematography all around!
This is pretty funny!
A-bloody-mazing
I have seen one of them guys in Melbourne before!
No cunts?
A timeless classic
OY!!!
1988....I gotta remember that for an exam coming up.
Davo burning the shit out of that meat. Criminal.
Disappointed that they didn't say cunt, but that was brilliant.
Watched a few more episodes, fuckin amazing. The cockatiel named chopper was too funny, āfuck off Mexicans!ā.
I donāt think Iāve ever seen such perfect awkwardness. Very well choreographed
Approved by an Australian.
G'day cunt, oy!
This is an amazing video.
Anyone know what the intro/outro song is called?
This is one of those pieces of comedy where they are making a bunch of cultural references and inside jokes where I am not familiar with what is being referenced but I get it anyway. Great stuff!
I didn't know indian humour but i like it , suggestions ?
This is an Australian web series (satire/parody)
Apparently it couldn't make it to TV (?), or it was just meant to be a short web series anyway.
anyway you'll have to check out anything by the director or writer ('Wilfred' was popular and had an American version too):
https://campaignbrief.com/tony-rogers-and-rob-hibberts-h/
(Fun fact: If you look closely you'll spot one of the actors (we were classmates/same year level) in a very recent show: La Brea (American series) -- La Brea was filmed here in Melbourne, Australia (he's also pictured in centre of the front row in the web article))
As an Australian, this is accurate
Am English. Am outraged that they glossed over our proud history of shipping off our criminals to go live in a deadly hellhole.
Am Australian. "Hellhole", he says from his island of 300 days of overcast sky per year. LOL. Not going to try contesting the deadly part.
It's been over 50c in Australia. It barely reaches 25c here most of the time.
Every single creature, plant and mineral, regardless of the state of matter wants to kill you in Australia. Even the dirt wants to kill you.
Considering the summer we've had, I'd risk it.
"I'm Jack the Ripper!"
I'm taking the piss, I just love Bill Hicks take on Australia, contrasting beautifully with Dylan Moran and him saying he could audibly hear us crackling under the Sun. :)
Best Indian comedy I've ever seen
Bless the Indians for educating the world!
Get fucked cunt, to right this is
Steve Irwin is still my favorite human of all time.
lol, Australia was discovered by Dr. Hook!
I am from India migrated to Australia. This is so over the top Stereotyping of both Indian and Australian culture. If it wasnāt so funny I will find it offensive.
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Knackers: idk wtf is this
It's your balls
Wacker: again wtf is this shit??
Dick head, Dumb shit, Dumb cunt, An idiot
I love it that Australia has Reddit for a brief period of the day.
Foster's, Australian for beer
Fun fact not one in Australia drinks Foster's, ands it's not in most pubs rare in bottle-os as well
The guy towing the pallet of Marlboros....OMFG the detail in this.
You knackers.
That is Winfield Blues.
That was my piss cake. They look like marlboro menthols.
The Indians/Pakistanis are already on the āallowed to say mate without getting bottledā list. English, Scottish, Irish, Welsh, Seth Efricans, Kiwis, Aussies, Subcontinentals. All the places that dealt the longest time with Englandās bullshit.
So, how do we North Americans fit in? Canada has been dealing with the aftermath of being our neighbor after we had that big argument with England a couple years back.
I too, would like to know if Canadians are good with saying mate? I didnāt know know people couldnāt say mate. /shrug
oi nah get fucked ey we don't speak like this
Arsewipe.....That guy ...LOL
/r/cuntsdownunder
The best vid Iāve seen in a while
The Joey part killed me
Even the bbq is Aussie AF. Burgers and snags sizzling away, burning to a crisp.
Seems legit
The way the video is done is amazing damn
As an Australian, I feel well represented in this video.
Arsewhip
Iām Australian and I approve this message, dickhead.
As an Australian, the fact they take the piss out of themselves whilst taking the piss out of us is true Australian comedy. Brilliant.
hohoho
Fuck that's funny.
Better than tv
Very Very Good, Very Very Good.
We have a lot of Jimmy Grants in the US.
I like the reenactment of Cooke's landing. Those coolers...lol.
lmao
PURE GOLD!
lol. :)
Great videos, right on point with Aussie culture, some damn funny shit!!
Damn mate, thei're really good videos
Holy fuck, this is genius :O.
At 1.42 minutes on the time time line, map of Africa is shown and the talk is about Australia. Please have a look!
Honestly the truest representation of Aussie lingo
r/australia
Wow... someone made a politically incorrect video and no one died... maybe making fun of cultures and stereotypes isn't a bad thing after all.. hmmmmm...
I thought going outside was illegal in Australia now?
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Been noticing a similar sentiment from ill informed right wing US dudes, props for setting the record straight. Every time I try and write something similar explaining the situation I give up halfway because I can't be bothered arguing with some fuckwit on the other side of the world about the state of my own country.
But yeah, most people are cool with lockdowns, atleast until we get vaccinations up, and most states (including my own) aren't even in lockdown and have avoided the situation entirely using smart and well-participated 3-5 day lockdowns to prevent any spread entirely. Don't believe the shit they make up on fox news please.
When you respond to an obvious joke with a crazy defensive wall of text in which you declare "things are fine here" multiple times, I'm not sure that makes me less likely to "believe shit I read on the internet."
Check the comment directly under this one. Sorry, it wasn't a very good joke.
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Sounds like you're not getting too many giggles and are instead getting pretty mad.
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Better to end up like China, am I right?
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Yes, it's always someone else's fault, never Australia's.
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Hey man, just had a look through your post history and, well, I hope you find a girlfriend soon.
Also if you do, don't show her your manifesto right away.
Wow! Chemtrails, antivaxx, EM fields and 5G fruitiness, UN devil shit, astrology.....
lol
What did he say that got deleted
Ahh that's a shame, it was a link to some external site (apparently so legit you had to modify the URL to make it work because he'd obfuscated it) where you'd see some 'evidence' of something or other.
The guy's post history was just reams of link spam and diatribes on /r/conspiracy and associated subs. Guy's on a crusade.
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You fuck off, you fucking lick.
Piss off you bell end.
I miss when it was just a prison, see, our ancestors had great solutions, but the cults, these cults filled with narcissistic individuals.
you miss the casual genocide?
The cults doing what they do best, filled with narcissistic individuals. Did you know in North Africa you can still buy a black person today for $400?
The cults do not let go of their narcissism or human trait which is why things like genocides still occur.
Did you just learn the word narcissist?
lmao shut up
Where lives are auctioned for $400:
One of the unidentified men being sold in the grainy cell phone video obtained by CNN is Nigerian. He appears to be in his twenties and is wearing a pale shirt and sweatpants. He has been offered up for sale as one of a group of "big strong boys for farm work," according to the auctioneer, who remains off camera. Only his hand -- resting proprietorially on the man's shoulder -- is visible in the brief clip. After seeing footage of this slave auction, CNN worked to verify its authenticity and traveled to Libya to investigate further. Carrying concealed cameras into a property outside the capital of Tripoli last month, we witness a dozen people go "under the hammer" in the space of six or seven minutes. "Does anybody need a digger? This is a digger, a big strong man, he'll dig," the salesman, dressed in camouflage gear, says. "What am I bid, what am I bid?" Buyers raise their hands as the price rises, "500, 550, 600, 650 ..." Within minutes it is all over and the men, utterly resigned to their fate, are being handed over to their new "masters." After the auction, we met two of the men who had been sold. They were so traumatized by what they'd been through that they could not speak, and so scared that they were suspicious of everyone they met.
Forget the previous statement, the cults are now selling them for $200.
The merchants and their cult, when you cross them, they carry this grudge that'll last and they will do everything in their power to hurt you.
You have no clue of what the internet has done for them.
Genocides? What's new? We got like 6 of them going on today.
the fuck you going on about
lmao shut up
Imagine that, throwing a tantrum over a digitalized opinion.
The guy in the hallway just staring at the camera at 0:55 made laugh.
That awkward look and slow camera pan away had me busting up, this is really well done
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Australia is in a heap of shit right now boys and the media is quiet about it. Shooting their citizens with rubber bullets. Which are not what they seem. Can blind or maim people. Beating old ladies in the streets. Australia has risen up and have received a beating for it.