People who liked the elder scrolls trying out fallout
People who liked the elder scrolls trying out fallout
Or installing their 300th Skyrim mod
what's this loverslab thing?
Yoooooo you brought back forgotten memories. Guess I’ll have to install Skyrim again see what level of horniness my 14 year-old self was on
It's still going strong lol, also supports more games
Or maybe Legolas got a buff
Or maybe people who liked elder scrolls trying out fallout.
You just copied the guy a couple comments above you…
That was the joke, yes
How does copying someone else’s joke constitute a joke?
But why male models?
They've got Electrolytes!
Whoosh
Patch notes v4.0.7.d:
Ranged weapons (Legolas)
Updated item set to include entire US SOCOM armaments to address DPS balancing issues
Let's be honest if anyone one was to whip out a assault rifle it'd be the dwarf
Isn't this just 40k?
Elves in 40k already have guns, but they shoot flechette/mini-ninja stars.
And farcry
Imagine legolas using this instead of his bow when he was sliding down the stairs on that shield
He’s Taking the hobbits to isengard, and sending anyone in his way to hell.
Eh
M249 para would be better
Dude, Legolas would have an Accuracy International.
Legolas got himself a little upgrade
I would love a cut of the trilogy with nothing different other than Legolas having a rifle
There's no trilogy then because he will be serving in Iraq
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I knew a guy who fell from the helo when doing fast roping drills ona carrier. Shattered his legs. Ended up getting one amputated. Went hog hunting with other disabled vets (me included) and Chris kyle’s brother. It was kinda neat.
What part? Also, did you bring the rubber baby?
What part… of his leg? Iirc it was below knee. I don’t get the rubber baby reference.
You said it was kinda neat but I think you meant the hunting part and not the falling form the helo part. The baby reference is from the terrible scene in American Sniper with the fake baby.
Lol!!! Yeah the hunting was kinda neat. My buddy (-2 whole legs and -1 testicle) got 2 deer, I didn’t see anything from the stand I was in.
Ohhhh I never saw the movie.
Some of the best days hunting is helping someone else. Good job being there for your buddy. Here's the famous clip from the movie.
Shit I only broke 5 bones and dislocated my ankle when I did. Then again I landed in a grass field (missed concrete by like 5 feet) and not a flight deck. Shit healed fast enough for me to deploy 4 months later
I don't know why but this made me lose my shit laughing
Not even obiwan could save him
or whatever the lord of the rings equivelent is
Fell off an Eagle deep in Mordor territory?
Someone remade the whole first Harry Potter movie while editing every wand to be a functional gun.
Making this should be comparably easy
… link?
Link to get the full thing here
Ahh yes. For the American audience.
"Welcome to Pigherpes' Private School of Satanism and Gunplay. All the teachers are armed. All the students are armed. Feel free to visit the fourth floor, that demon dog dont stand a chance."
Dirty Harry Potter has become a reality!
Especially if he just used it to awkwardly fire arrows.
And still at the same rate with his bow
What if someone gave Fëanor a gun?
Ok but he has to shoot the bullets one at a time by pulling back and releasing the slide in a similar motion that he would use when firing an arrow from a bow.
This is my rifle and this is my bow, one is for fighting one is for show.
They have trailer with Harry Potter with guns
AND MY AXE!
That's clearly Thranduil King of the Woodland Realm. I'll shut up now.
Actually I'm pretty sure that's Sauron's pretty elf man form.
Sauron's a femboy in his free time? Huh
When you are surrounded by Orcs, Trolls and their ilk, a little dainty culture can go a long way
look up annatar (another name of sauron) fanart lol
Man, I had to find you. I was wondering if I missed something from the picture
That's not Legolas it's his cousin Legolashnikov.
I like upgrades
“That still only counts as one…..clip”
Legolas be like : hey arragon wanna see what this little mf can do
Call of Elrond - Elven Warfare
I would totally play that game lol.
Men are weak and elfs are about to sort their mess.
Kumo desu ga spoilers
Potimas is at it again
I was lookin for one of these lol
Glad I'm not the only one who had this thought
Gat-adriel.
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Ah I shake so much that I can't control my guns rate of fire mode.
3 round burst makes me sick 🤢
Found the g*mer
r/BanVideoGames
Putting an m4 on auto and tapping the trigger puts two rounds close enough together and the three round burst got replaced by auto
Skyrim : New Vegs
SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS!!!
*gun loading sound*
Not for long
It belongs to the Thalmor now, Ulfric
Yes!
Shadowrun be like
Or, when you slide the DM a $20 under the table.
Oooh did I just find the Magic Wand of M4A1 in this chest?
Hmm, interesting, would definitely like to see modern weapons in lord of the rings tbh.
They tried that in the Netflix movie, Bright (2017). Modern urban fantasy that has Orcs with shotguns, aimbot dark elves with tactical rifles, LAPD riot-geared centaurs; all alongside some magic stuff and prophecies in a plot that has hamfisted allegories of racism and class inequality thrown in.
It was a weird movie.
it reminds me a lot of Shadowrun, wich is a cyberpunk TTRPG with magic and fantasy creatures and shit like that.
Worth a watch though?
Only if you have the free time.
The movie had an interesting premise, but not very well executed IMHO. Lack of coherant worldbuilding and too dark and edgy for a fantasy story. Actor performances from Will Smith are good across the board, but Joel Edgerton has too much of that orc shit on him for him to properly convey his role.
Insightful response. Thank you.
People should also be aware that the film was heavily rewritten due to the sexual assault allegations surrounding Max Landis.
Oh shit i didn’t know that! I wonder if i would have enjoyed it in its original form.
Yeah the plot is definitely amazing, and I haven’t seen a lot of high fantasy in a modern setting, hoped it was a slow paced series so they could build it up well
Yeah that would have been such a great setting for series. Still loved the movie, but the whole time I was watching it all I could think about was "damn …. Wished that was a series"
Dark and edgy fantasy is pretty popular.
True that may be, but when an already dark fantasy was combined with the gritty visuals of a modern LA suburb and a more grounded dreary reality of current social issues, the setting becomes way too dark and pulls most people away from suspending their disbelief. At least that what I felt it did.
Yeah I can see that. I liked the movie, but it was only okay.
I agree with this. For such an overall creative movie it kept defaulting to cliches it critical plot moments.
I really liked it but wouldn't describe it as good.
100% would have been better as a TV series. There wasn’t enough time to world build and also have a coherent plot. Premise was interesting, cast were decent, not enough time or good enough story to make it as good as it could have been IMO.
Nope
I enjoyed it. Really depends on how critical you are on movies altogether. I really have three ratings - enjoyed it, didn’t enjoy it, couldn’t finish it. If you’re critical and like picking apart movies you will undoubtedly have a lot to digest with Bright, but damn, it was refreshing. There’s too many damn sequels and remakes nowadays that I just instantly get on board with new ideas.
I like cheesy sci-fi and fantasy, so it was worth it to me. The plot's unoriginal, but not terrible, and the world was interesting.
Not really.
I've heard it described as "Refrigerator Magnet History". This hypothetical weird alternate history more-or-less went down exactly like our real history, only with some extra stuff stuck on top. They throw out references to stuff like the Alamo, Shrek, the Crips, and Black Lives Matter as though any of that would have happened in a world with the Dark Lord and Orcs. It's our history... with a very, very thin coat of fantasy paint.
Interesting concept but absolutely botched in a lazy, rushed, and incomplete execution. Because they made it a movie (a pretty short one, at that) they really don't have time to go into worldbuilding whatsoever, meaning you just get Refrigerator Magnet History. Oh, elves are the rich 1%? Well, no time to explore that metaphor - on with the show!
It baffles me that that's the only example of the concept. For years, I always thought to myself "why the hell is it that any time there's magic and elves and stuff, it's always middle ages? Why isn't there anything where these creatures gotta coexist and fight dragons and stuff in a city with guns and stuff?". Then Bright came out, and I enjoyed it, mostly because it was the first to bring that idea into reality. And I have a feeling it'll be the only example, because it wasn't well received.
It’s a pretty popular sub genre in books called “urban fantasy”. The Dresden Files being one of the more popular examples. You’re right though that it doesn’t get adapted to screen often. Best examples I can think of are the one season of a Dresden Files show they made and another Canadian show called Lost Girl.
I tried getting into Dresden files, but a ton of little things I didn't care for started piling up, to the point I didn't like it. Couldn't finish the 2nd or 3rd book. I'll look into lost girl, though. This isn't the first time it's been recommended, so I'll give it a go
It’s only a trilogy, not a running series, but I can recommend The Magicians by Lev Grossman. I’ve never actually read Dresden Files, tbh.
Ohh ya with Will Smith, ya saw it.
I thought this was a screen shot from the sequel or something
I liked it plenty. But it’s not for everyone.
TIL Will Smith was in a Netflix movie.
Don’t know if it’s still true, but at the time it came out it was the most expensive movie Netflix ever made with a budget of $90 million.
Lmao dunmer have to use aimbot
It's more like the elves are so long-lived that they are naturally hyper-experienced in all types of combat, including firearms. They pull off a lot of scary feats of marksmanship throughout the movie.
Added to my "am I currently drinking and want to watch something" Playlist.
Thanks!
If books are your thing and your curious about the impact of moderns arms in a standard fantasy setting, then maybe "Grunts!", by Mary Gentle, could be interesting.
It's not exactly just LotR with guns. Iirc it's also quite a bit darker than LotR, especially since you follow the bad guys. But it's also been some time since I've read it and my memory is not the best.
Warhammer 40k in a nutshell
Oh please, as if those fancy point-ear boys would ever be so crass as to touch a Mon-keigh weapon...
I bet it doesn't even contain the soul of a single ancestor!
I've been dreaming about an LOTR remake where elves actually developed high technology in Valinor, and all the magic of the elves is actually ancient guns and cell phones that nobody else but Galadriel remembers how to make. Isildur stuck Sauron's finger down his ar15 and banana peeled it. Years later, the gunsmiths of Rivendell would rebarrel the gun for Aragorn.
Sting is a 1911, Glamdring is a FAL. Legolas uses a bolt action hunting rifle. But regular ass men and dwarves are thousands of years behind, still using swords and axes.
In Lothlorien, Galadriel gives the fellowship digital camouflage cloaks and little USA flag pins to fasten them. Legolas gets a Ruger No. 1 single-shot rifle, Merry and Pippin get Beretta M9s. Sam gets a length of parachord instead of one of those nice shiny handguns. Frodo wears a vest of kevlar fibre, worth more than the entire shire, which Bilbo had recieved from the dwarves for his part in reclaiming the lonely oil field from Smaug the flamethrower tank commander.
That is an awesome story idea!
little US flag pins
Oh so it's a dystopian future
Potimas after ruining the world
Literally >!Potimas!< from Kumo Desu ga
Elf meets America
The sequel to Bright, I see
Give them enough time They'll master the shit out of assault rifles. These pricks live forever ya know
frodo quickscopes the ring
I see Potimas that son of a bitch is at it again
Is this u/Elneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ?
What the heck is this lmao
Its not blursed, its just based. I wonder if his power of infinite arrows work on all kinds of ammo...
LotR: Modern warfare
The whole Tolkien works would have been about 15 pages if Galadriel had a chopper.
when Asgard has the M14, Elven have the M4A1
Basically Eldar in 40k
When you start playing fallout right after you finish skyrim
Oh, this is gonna fuck a LOT of Orcs...
Lotr in alternative reality where Tolkien was born in america.
Original joke, I know.
That's a>! primitve Potimas!<
Live action GATE, huh
I'd so watch that.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gate_(novel_series)
Nobody: Kirito going to Gale Online with an ALO avatar:
This sword was forged in furnaces of Soviet Elves, it lights up when it senses yankees
Oi sauron, ya wee cunt. Get over ‘ere
when your play ender scrolls and your friends ask you to hop on COD
"These weapons were forged by elves... Soviet elves..."
Already been said
Literally elves in Kumo desu
When your High-Elf wizard takes a level in artificer.
Potimas irl
I always thought LORT would be improved by a sniper elf with an m14
That happens when you send an American instead of a Japanese to another world
[Faenor breathing heavily]
who's that character
Looks like Thranduil
All blessed
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Found the dwarf
God damn it this is the first thing I see and I'm already laughing. A good start for the day
And the age of men had come to pass.
Is this that Elneeeeeeee guy when he actually steps outside
I'd watch the shit out of a reverse isekai where an elf travels to America (cause guns) and discovers firearms.
You'd think a highly intelligent race would practice trigger discipline
Automatic rifles were given to the Elves, the wisest and fairest of all creatures….swords to the Dwarf Lords, great miners and craftsmen, and hand guns were given to mortal men, who all else, desire power…
"We have asked you humans to stop deforesting our lands. Clearly peace was not an option."
5.56 was given to the elves, immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings...
OMG YES
This is where their corruption begins
Nah, that’s an Eld gunslinger artificer. He knows what he’s doing.
Q: Who makes better weapons, dwarves or elves?
A: Gnomes
Dude I watched So I'm a spider so what...that shit isn't even a surprised now
American Elf
Me switching from Dragon Age to Mass Effect
Fake elf his ears aren't pointed >:^(
“You have my sword”
“And my bow”
“And my assault rifle”
We need to introduce the creatures of the forest to modern artillery.
“This just makes more sense”
This is just blessed
Finger off the trigger!!
r/evaelfie
Legolas: Oh! what a beautiful bow! It can shoot 10 arrows in a second! It can divide a boat in two! But with our paste we can fix the boat and it still floats! Our magical paste It s waterproof and It fix everything!!!
Legolas found the flex tape
It would make sense for wise, long-lived elves with an affinity for elegance to recognize the benefit of technology. Instead of being turned off by the clunky, wasteful tech of dwarves, and men, it would be just as plausible that they’d incorporate intricate tech into the whole esoteric mystique they try so hard to show off.
Naw it makes sense that they'd be boomers.
She’ll make them hear of the high elves
More of a blessing if that is a magical AR
These weapons were forged by the Elves... Soviet Elves
Elves according to shattered sea lol
Time to take some shiny stones from the dwarfes i guess
Does he have an only fans?
Can you imagine how lethal he’d be?
NEW MAGIC WAND
And the tide of war changed on that day
When the elf take a level in artificer
Hey cool thing but who are the people in the background they are wearing something
And you'll have to pull the time of elves out of my cold, dead hands.
-Charlton Hestelf
Parry this Orc
The novel Orcs by Mary Gentle.
this weapon was forged by americans...
at least i think it's american, i am sword nerd, not gun nerd
and so the Tau were born
When the group adds an Artificer.
Artificer*
No you don't get it he modifies people's faces.
Fixed
When magic just won’t cut it anymore.
Lord of Star Wars
Elven artificer artillerist with rapid fire infusion for ya.
When you runs out of mana
Looks like xQc cosplaying as Loki.
"The elves have been blessed with a fruitful bushmaster winter"
I cast magic munitions
"what is this primitive technology"
He's holding the legendary weapon called Rifelethen.
“So this is what human weapons look like now?”
literally Soul Knight
Thranduil about to fuck up some ungoliants.
The Awoken
I see we're on path to make CoD movement realistic.
Use thy sword of justice
I was looking at the gun and it took me half a minute to realize that it was being held by an elf
*american elf
Soviet Elf.
American elf: as crime story
"And my M4A4"
Elves going into the west-side.
Hmm.. perhaps, science can help to awnser questions.... that nature might not be capable of...
If Tolkien was American...
Elves are gonna be sliding around corners aping shotguns soon. Damn.
POV: You are playing MTG in 2022
“Fuck around and scry out”
One trigger to rule them all
So uncivilised
Oh no! I ran out of mana!
I hate how his finger is on the triger
Someone call 9-elf...
Баян
Alright you fucking Orcs. Say hello to my little friend!
Elf: so this is what you humans call guns?
When you play 5E and your Elven Noble gets his first gun.
They're done using magic, time to pull out the m4a1
“This is a fine piece of encouragement weaponry- What spell is on it?”
Bright 2 ?
This is what my rpg characters must look like when I give them an over powered weapon.
That's just blessed.
I snorted. They are like “ah a fine weapon”
Question. Could Legolas solo middle earth with an M-4, unlimited ammo and a weeks worth of prep to practice?
tacticool legolas
Elves would make prettier guns than that
Little dark age
Just thinking of how many orks I can gun down with this AR platform rifle.
Sova from valorant.
I have same rifle
ELENWEN HAS A FUCKING GUN
You've got yer High Elves, Wood Elves, Dark Elves, Night Elves... And over there, that's yer American Elf.
its introduced to a new kind of magic
This is the future the left wants
“So uncivilized.”
I'd wager this is South Korea or Japan. Since guns are illegal, rules regarding toy guns are lax and you can sometimes get away with not having the colored tip
If it was a black elf holding that in public…
Shadowrun be like
This can kill waaaay more orcs
(stares at the manga GATE)
Japan military moves into a fantasy world, the elves there are armed with US M4s.
Shadowrun (2021)
Time to shoot the High school
Playing skyrim, then fallout
I'm fucking HERE for this aesthetic.
Let freedom Glamdring
Sneak peak at the new lotr fortnite skins
E-elne is that you?
He is a part of the E.O.A Elf's Of America
Needs to learn better booger-hook to fun-hole discipline....
"they're taking the hobbits to isengard!!"
Charges rifle with elven intent.
"Not on my fuckin watch"
That's actually a terrifying thought. Tolikiens elves could see hundreds of miles without problem.
Elves when they are introduced to America
When the dingeon master forgets what time period you're in
I wonder if he has unlimited ammo like he has unlimited bows
Fëanor right before the kin-slaying.
Paraody ing gate I see
"A weapon to surpass the One Ring !"
Ah, the ancient elf magic of an automatic rifle
Bright 2 is coming along nicely.
Hah! Rangers.
It's time for the age of men to end
Loads semi- automatic
This weapon was forged by elves... American elves.
American elf
And my gift to you, Vladimir... an AK47.
Bright on Netflix
Ok... eldar
i dont know if this is cursed or just like wholesome
like,what if the elf is curious about what the gun is etc etc
images just get your brain flowing with ideas i guess
Everyone talking about lotr and skyrim but nobody talking about the real thing here, Bright. (Good movie imo)
The Taliban when they find a us military body (sorry if offensive)
A rare photo of Potimas Harrifenas, the future leader of the elves, finding his passion in weapon development.
283 years before The System
Firearm safety rule 1. Always keep finger on the trigger(you don’t know what you might need to shoot, or when.) Stay prepared guys!!!!!
when your little brother finds a trident left from a drowned zombie in minecraft
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