Comments (255)

discord Ratatouille 18+ Roleplay ||| Twitter ||| SAVE VIDEO LINK IN REPLIES

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

guess what year it is guys

nineteen

eighty

for

Wait like you forgor?šŸ’€

I forgor šŸ’€

You forgor šŸ’€ how to be funny

five šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ˜ŽšŸ˜Ž

Biden’s america😨😨

thats fucking stupid

I disagree. It’s a genius move by them(If these sensors bring in enough profit ofc). But it’s a really shitty move and sticks the finger to the consumer

Just be smart and keep an old one then give this to your friend. You can use his darts but he can’t use yours.

I'm thinking Keurig. All you had to do was keep an old Keurig lid and tape it to the top so you can use knockoffs while ot scans the same official lid everytime

Didn’t they also stop doing that or people found a way around it? Cause I can use a reusable pod with my Keurig just fine.

I believe they did from the backlash or it's only certain models.

What a shitshow

It may be a bad idea though, they're pushing away their loyal customers... In a time when off-brand dart blasters function and perform better, like dart zone's blasters. This may be a good move in the short term, but I'm not sure it's the right move in the long run.

99% of their loyal customers are children who won’t care enough

Actually the customers in that case are their parents, who can exercise their consumer right to buy different, cooler products for their children. Children don't have money.

yes, but children have the ability to throw hours long deafening tantrums

And I have a pen that can write ā€œNerfā€ on the side of a knockoff. Oh and a hand for slapping unruly children.

While I do not condone child abuse, I chuckled a bit.

That capitalism babyšŸ˜Ž

Beep. Boop. I'm a robot. Here's a copy of

The Communist Manifesto

Was I a good bot? | info | More Books

The Californian bible

You're god damn right.

We all got an extra stimulus amount from our surplus dawg

california is waaay more liberal than it is communist

stfu c*lifornian

There might be some liberals hiding high up in the mountains, but the rest is so communist it would put 1980s Novosibirsk to shame.

If California was truly communist it wouldn't be million dollar condos next to homeless encampments. Those are symptoms of liberalism if you ask me.

The ruling class of the USSR was driving in large luxurious cars and living in villas while the people were standing in lines for hours in hopes they can buy some potatoes and a lemon was considered luxury goods for them.

Not much liberalism in the USSR.

Cringe

Ur gayšŸ˜Ž

No I’m bi

Understandable, have a great day

Why would you choose communism instead? I like living the way I want and not being crushed under a dictatorship.

I’ll take a kids’ toy having more expensive ammo over communism and socialism any day

Bro this is a fuckin Minecraft command.

Games tend to be where online communists get half their knowledge from, so I took my chances

Bro this is a shitpost ing sub.

Don’t care

Then you prob shouldn’t be here

Communism/socialism does not equate to dictatorship.

Not in theory, where every human is perfect and nobody wants to disturb the equal power balance But we don’t live in a utopia, and someone would be bound to seize power through any means

You can just buy an older(better) model anyways, those new blasters are more shit imo

..and we're just gonna switch to some other manufacturer of these kinds of toy weapons. That's capitalism baby

Like Glock? Because nerf darts are as expensive as 9mm lol.

Holy hell i didn't realize that until you said something, they actually are both around $0.50 per bullet right now. (Although nerf darts are much easier to reuse, it's still bullshit.)

This is not going to happen at all.

You can get custom dart launchers and people 3D print them. For hobbyists, it’s already the reality.

this business decision made by the company which manufactures nerf stuff was not directed towards that demographic at all. Probably because it is a negligible percentage of the market for nerf guns (which is mainly little kids with parents who want to give them toys so they are happy)

Apparently this was primarily motivated by losing market share to other blaster companies. This indicates that consumers see Buzz Bee and others as substitutes for Nerf guns, and if the new darts are excessively expensive for consumers, then substitute demand will go up relative to Nerf demand.

It is and it isn't.

A lot of those knock-off darts don't have the same squishy rubber heads, just a solid, hard, piece of plastic instead.

Get hit in the nads or face/eyes and you'll really know about it.

If you get hit in the eye, it doesn't matter if it's rubber or plastic, kid's gonna cry for hours anyway

Not quite so much worried about crying, more about damage from a direct hit at close range.

I wouldn't let kids play with the aforementioned ones for risk of that, plus, they bloomin hurt!

It doesn't matter. You can't use them with this gun, but others with other brands can.

The average middle class sheltered kid šŸ˜Ž

it's the same business model as those coffee cups. There's a reason you only see them in offices. It has a convenient niche for 1 serving low cleanup, but it's completely stupid to buy one for your home.

In a machine that previously had no electronics or battery now your jamming dart drm in? that's not even a practicality improvement.

Bro I'll just switch to X-shot bro.

This article is fake there aren’t sensors they just made a new dart type no one else cares enough about to manufacture

It's not real.

It is 100% real

Can I have a source?

Unpaywalled Article - https://www.theverge.com/2019/9/23/20880209/nerf-ultra-one-blaster-foam-darts-120-feet-incompatible-ammo-drm-date-price

Article Seen in Video (paywall) - https://www.wsj.com/articles/parents-beware-nerfs-newest-blasters-wont-fire-knockoff-darts-11569240001

Hasbro's own website states it only works with their propretairy "Ultra" dart - https://nerf.hasbro.com/en-us/product/nerf-ultra-one-motorized-blaster-high-capacity-drum-25-official-nerf-ultra-darts-the-farthest-flying-nerf-darts:D65B1AB5-782E-49F7-87BC-32F3D722116D

Yeah, but it's just because this is a different shape of darts, not because there's a chip inside or anything. source

I'm aware of that. However, the dart in question was patented and isn't much better than the existing elite darts. Its sole purpose is to be an overpriced dart that only hasbro can legally sell.

I'm ngl... do you have a source for it not being much better? Because they've legitimately improved the range and accuracy of their darts over time. Thanks for the link to their page.

NP for the link. I think the video linked in the comment I replied to demonstrates that the darts aren't a big enough improvement to justify their existence (inaccurate or erratic trajectories, 75 fps vs 65 fps for the stryfe, a similar blaster that shoots elites vs ultra) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8X9SXiRo7c at around the 8:42 mark

Thanks. I mean realistically I figure their ball design will probably be better than most darts anyway.

Ah, cool. Yeah, I just don't like using name "DRM" in this case - it's like we called the original elite darts "DRM" because boomco ones wouldn't work in original nerf guns, you know what I mean?

I agree. It would be more effective to point out that the darts are proprietary to the ultra line while being patented so that they can't be legally copied from the get go. And rival is a much better ammo type that has cheaper off brand ammo available anyway

Do you have a source on that?

Source?

A source. I need a source.

Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion.

No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you MUST be a subset of the information from the sources you've gathered.

You can't make normative statements from empirical evidence.

Do you have a degree in that field?

A college degree? In that field?

Then your arguments are invalid.

No, it doesn't matter how close those data points are correlated. Correlation does not equal causation.

Correlation does not equal causation.

CORRELATION. DOES. NOT. EQUAL. CAUSATION.

You still haven't provided me a valid source yet.

Nope, still haven't.

I just looked through all 308 pages of your user history, figures I'm debating a glormpf supporter. A moron.

Is that a copypasta? Cause it definitely has to become one

I'm going to post it there.

I will maintain that this isn't real until I find a source

There needs to be a source bot

What they don’t realize is that nobody gives a shit about the ā€œdo not modify blasterā€ sign on the side and will remove that system.

They actually purposefully made it hard to modify that mechanism. It doesn't really matter anyway, since them and other companies still sell blasters that shoot normal darts.

Only problem is that Nerf’s brand is the most recognizable one for foam dart guns by far, at least which I can think of; look what Apple does with that advantage.

Because they built a reputation for high quality products and advertise a lot.

And realistically, from my experience they are the only good quality foam guns. The other brands are just Chinese plastic shit

This voided warranty won’t stop me because I can’t read!

They're valuing small foam darts at $0.50 a piece. I remember when $5 would get you 30 darts. Also, why the fuck would you spend money developing DRM for fucking nerf darts when you can instead spend it on making more high-quality guns

I got like 200 darts for $15 once lol this is stupid

Got 400 for 8 bucks once get fuck nerd

Also yes the darts worked real well, almost better than NERF darts

Yeah but did they have cool suction cups šŸ˜

Did the suction cups keep working if ever though?

Half of them continued to work and the other half got flattened out or curved into a c shape

That’s more than actual bullets and there’s a shortage right now

The fact that foam and plastic costs more than brass, copper, and Gunpowder astounds me. There's also nerf guns that cost more than actual firearms.

Sigma strat: buy real firearms for the next nerf war to save money šŸ”‘

The fact that a Turkish shotgun and a box of birdshot is cheaper than a nerf gun proves that nerf is full of shit.

the meta is changing

Where can one buy a Turkish shotgun?

Walmart

I'll have to look into that, thanks.

The last place I saw one was was in OR, my local one in CO was stripped clean.

Neat. Is that a southern exclusive thing? I live in Illinois and just went to Walmart today and didn't even see any BB guns. I bought a couple knives from the hunting section of my local Walmart, but I wasn't aware that Walmart even sold firearms. Do some Walmarts even have indoor shooting ranges, I wonder?

Just buy a real gun at that point

Real fun for all family

Why spend money competing with other companies when you can just have the government shut down companies that sell plastic and foam pieces that have the same dimensions as yours

Even Nintendo doesn’t do this shit, you can use third party controllers with their consoles.

NINTENDO

And nintendo normally personally kills you when you download an n64 rom

My friend downloaded a ROM for the original Super Mario Bros. and we found him with a .50 caliber round in his head

10/20=2

šŸ˜ƒšŸ‘

Communists can't math 🤣🤣🤣🤣

.50Ā¢ a piece but yeah still. This is ridiculous

Damn, half a penny? That’s a steal

why the fuck would you spend money developing DRM for fucking nerf darts when you can instead spend it on making more high-quality guns

Profit and capitalism

$10 for 20 is 50 cents

3D printed ~~guns~~ blasters kinda outclass them now

my favorite is lol, lets make it need batteries.

Because they are a company. A company has investors. Investors are not interested in having their investment stagnate. As a consequence, a company has to continuously grow. Ask yourself, why would they make higher quality guns? Is there a significant part of market that buys more expensive guns? No, there isn't. There is also no real competition there.

But there is a market for selling cheap nerf darts. That's the market they need to expand in. They try to monopolize it by being the only ones who can sell darts for their guns.

As anti consumer as this is, this is exactly how companies work.

it's a small sub brand in a large conglomerate. Some middle manager probably pitched this idea, probably using that same logic you just typed hoping to get promoted out over to the my little pony division or some shit. They don't actually care if nerf etc start going down in flames because parents don't want to pay the brand name drm tax.

And investors don't "not like it" they loan out their shares to make interest on, or trade options on the thing predictably crab walking.

Because quality is not their concern, capital is. I wouldn't be surprised if they started licensing cheap knockoffs made in China to increase their profit margin.

Capitalism. šŸ˜”

Your math is a bit off, that’s 50 cents per dart. Still absolutely outrageous.

when you can instead spend it on making more high quality guns

then the perceived value of the guns of today goes way down

just buy older guns 5head

I dont get it though! Wouldnt people just avoid this line of guns if its gonna limit them like this? Whats the point of developing all this hardware when its only gonna turn people away!

Cause everyone has been brainwashed by "It's Nerf or nothing"

literally 1984

Until the neighbor's kid shows up with a cheaper, but much more powerful chinese RAMBO STARKILLER 3000 and shoots everyone with 300 rounds per minute shower from double the distance.

Most people with a brain would, the thought is that the little kids will see the gold plating and ā€œpin-point accuracyā€ (completely untrue) on the box, and think it’s a premium product

I’ve mentioned in another comment here that Nerf has a lot more brand recognition than other companies offering the same product; just look at what Apple can do with that power.

Yeah well even companies like Microsoft couldnt get away with DRM. I think its the opposite, most people before seeing this post haven’t heard of nerfs new line of products so theres not enough people to feel outraged by this and lobby for change.

Kids don't understand cost, they just know they want the cool nerf gun they see in TV, and a lot of parents won't be able to say no

Ultra is it retarded ammo type anyway. Half lengths and even full lengths are far uperior.

MEGA is my preferred series. Mainly because the two guns I own are a Cycloneshock and Strongarm.

Also the funny whizzing sound some make

I prefer Mega when messing around with my friends because the darts are easier to find

They hit harder too

Not as hard as real bullets

Sigma rule #72: Shoot your friends

Doesn’t seem to hard to bypass, but if you are the target audience it’s gonna be pretty much impossible

was the pun intended

joe bidens america

jooo biden wake up

911, today same day, 2001

[deleted]

But you have no Es for us :(

He forgoršŸ’€

If you want $15 minimum wage don't complain when your Nerf gun darts cost $10 for 20 šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø

/s

Nice profile picture brother.

When your shitty foam darts cost more than 9mm you know something’s fucky

I’ll just buy my kid a hi point and a few boxes of 9mm to save money.

Yeah, but then you run out of friends fast.

It’s Nerf or nothing for real now lol

and that my friends is why you buy dart zone

Dart zone makes way better shit and it costs like half as much as Nerf.

This cant be real

Bro it’s been real for years, Ultra is the laughing stock of the dart blaster hobby. Youtube reviews lampoon the crap out of these things, the ammo is even worse than normal Nerf darts and you legitimately can hit absolutely nothing. Other brands are kicking the crap out of Nerf in terms of quality now.

Couldn't agree more. That's how you stay relevant though. Do you innovate and spend your money on quality control or proper material acquisition and construction to ensure people WANT your product. No. You make a shitty product and inflate the price but abuse the legal system and use proprietary technology to force people to use just your shitty product to enlarge your profit margin. Worked for resin 3d printers, regular printers, apple phones, etc. It's not even capitalism. Its artificially forced necessity. Its trash lol.

Fuck Nerf now

Hopefully they don’t do this to the GOATgun (aka the Jolt)

The Jolt has always been the best gun in every aspect besides ammo capacity, and storage

You can probably take the sensor out somehow

it's anything but nerf or nothing now

[deleted]

In the words of coop772 "Just buy a stryfe."

I once bought hard plastic tipped darts from ebay. It was fun to shoot my little brother with full auto using those hard plastic tipped darts

Fuck hasbro

Upvote for Metal Gear

It's clickbait it's just that the bullet type is different. Stick to rival and your good.

Based rival chad.

They took my custom incendiary thumbtack nerf darts, literally 1984

Industrial revolution and its consequences

Treason

the ultra line is a joke just buy rival or something smh

It's all in the hands of the la-li-lu-le-lo

Battlefield 2042

Its only for the Ultra line I believe, which is shitty. Dont worry.

Literally 1984

the ultra line is a joke just buy rival or something smh

The war economy has started and is making big profits with id nerf guns

I guess it's nothing now... :(

We have that exact gun and it fucking sucks

The darts they're referring to are basically made from Styrofoam. They don't bend, they snap. Oh also the "Ultra" line refusing knockoff darts has already flopped because of poor out of box preformance and horrible prices compared to competitors like Dart Zone, Adventure Force, and X-Shot. The Ultra line was intended to compete with Dart Zone/Adventure Force's Pro line, the difference being the dart type and that Nerf didn't give you the value of your money, and made clearly false performance claims on commercials and packaging. A $20 blaster from DZ/AF preforms better than Nerf's flagship blasters from lines other than Rival. But even in Rival DZ/AF make blasters that preform the same maybe a tiny bit better or worse for half the price.

But I thought war… war never changes

They really meant it when they said it’s nerf or nothing.

gets out screwdriver and hammer

CAPITALISM BREEDS INNOVATION

new and innovative ways to take more of your money

View Link Here  

I help you to share & save videos on your devices. Find more information on Redditvideodl. If you have any query, Contact us here.

capitalism breeds innovation

Capitalist company

It’s nerf or nothing

Cause fuck the kids having fun right gotta make those profit margins somehow

Buy a knock-off nerf gun that can fire knock-off bullets, It's that simple

Aren’t you just buying a dart thrower(Nerf) why the fuck do you have to be restricted with the dart usage

When they said ā€œit’s nerf or nothingā€ they weren’t kidding

imma just take the gun apart and remove that mechanism

Corporate fail

airsoft is gonna become cheaper at this point🄶🄶

Sounds like a monopoly, To bad gov won't do anything. (On both sides.)

What movie was that?

The audio? It’s from metal gear solid 4

I used to be able to buy 7.62x39 for cheaper. It’s 50 cents a dart and most bullets are cheaper. We are in the age that is more expensive to play with toy guns than it is to use an actual one…

a 3d printer would be a better investment

Capitalism

1984

Sigma stuff

That's bullshit and scummy, lol modded nerf guns with fire buzzbee bullets go BRRRT.

I didn’t realize ā€œIt’s Nerf or Nothing!ā€ Was a threat.

Just like the Juicero, they're gonna get hacked within a month.

u/fawcettmaster97

I never liked nerf anyways, i bought a nerf hun for 30 bucks and it didnt even wanna fire the foam bullets it came with wich were like 5 foam bullets

mutle ger soil

I didn’t even know there were knockoff darts

Stallman was right

Capitalism breeds innovation baby

damn nerf really are trying to kill themselves

Can't wait for Louis Rossmann to talk about this

/u/savevideo

Just open it up and remove then blank the sensor. People do it to vehicle sensors everyday. I'm sure they're will be 1,000,001 YouTube solutions to the sensor issue less than a week after they release it.

Capitalism breeds innovation

Okay. But why the fuck is this a 38 second video of a picture?

Literally

X-shot is better than nerf

i will choose nothing over nerf

Guess there no point going to school tomorrow then

It NERF or NOTHING.

Where can i find this vocal version of theme of love?

Damn, new DLC always nerfing the Meta

Just mod the gun

1984

Off topic but the nerf ultra depicted is the sickest nerf gun I ever owned. I bought it pre pandemic I think. Like why should I have to pump to fire? Nerf ultra is semi automatic and can shoot 25 from the drum! I heard it didn’t sell all because morons don’t understand how to semi auto fire.

This sounds like an ad

Well, I never enjoyed nerf as a kid because it’s kinda dumb to pump to fire each shot. It’s like the future now and it’s fucking battery operated, semi automatic. What is there not to like? I will admit proprietary darts sucks ass though.

Literally there are so many better options for semi auto nerf guns even then the ultra series is just entirely trash already. Now with this I don't think anyone I gonna buy it over basically anything else nerf has made.

I randomly browsed the toy aisle as I’m always hoping something catches my nostalgia. This nerf gun to me, semi automatic, 25 rounds is amazing because I’m super casual. I don’t know anything or seen anything by other brands. I’ve heard of mods but I’m not into the scene. So yes this gun is amazing for me.