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he looks like John Cena if he wore a face mask on his face

I can’t see you

U mean John Xina?

And the music sounds like Japanese weird al

John Cena covering his eyes to the atrocities China commits.

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Bro was just taking a nap and then you woke him up in one of the worst ways possible. Except maybe those guys with the inflatable mattress floating down the river

Top tier meme

One time you aren't paying attention and suddenly security starts to float and shoot purple beams

This is amazing 🤣

Oh Ashed One...

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Exactly my boyfriend makes me so angry because he doesn’t wear his mask correctly either. I see people that wear their mask like this while out shopping. It makes me so upset. I wear two masks because of people like this and I have my Covid vaccine . But why take chances . I also had Covid I know probably from my stupid boyfriend who immune system is probably stronger than mine and he want get the vaccine. Smh

It's his choice, if he has a strong immune system then he doesn't need the vaccine. It isn't your job to police him, it's his own.

Strong immunity isn't enough to not get rona lmao

Some people get the Rona and barely get sick. Its ridiculous how mad people get when you say you dont want the vaccine.

What's amazing is how people who are in countries with vaccines readily available are taking that fact for granted.

Well to bad you cant make that decision for everyone else. Everyone gets so fuckin mad when I even suggest that you have a choice if you take the vaccine or not it's stupid as shit.

I honestly hope someone tries telling me I need to get the vaccine so I can just cough in their face and say I already got covid.

If you choose not getting a vaccine over not screwing other people up then you have a problem, my friend

I dont care about other people like at all. Most people I meet I'd like to shoot in the face.

At least do it for your family if you had to do it for someone

Fuck them to I dont have to do it for anyone.

Ok buddy, I get not wanting the vaccine but the coughing in their face bit is unnecessary. Personally, you pulled that shit on me you'd be coughing more than just germs.

Ohhhhh nooooMr tough guy. I could spit in your face and you wouldn't do shit.

You spit in my face and you'd eat shit, bucko. I don't fuck around with that kind of bullshit.

Not getting sick is subjective you not taking the vaccine and being an idiot leads to a bed being taken for rona which should be used on frontline workers, taking a simple jab to save lives and minorly inconveniencing yourself is far better than you killing others by being a bitch why don't you get that in your head?

I dont trust the government at all so no I dont get vaccinated for anything I probably wouldn't even take amoxicillin for an infection. You guys need to except the fact that it's not your fuckin choice.

What does the government gain from giving faulty Vax?

I dont know I dont have answers for everything. But when I'm reading about products from huge companies causing cancer and and the government killing thousands of innocent people overseas that makes me not trust them.

Again it's not your choice anyways.

The point is, it's his body. He may get Covid but it's not gonna kill him. Personally I'm waiting a bit for everyone who actually needs the vaccine to get it. After a year that really isn't my problem anymore so I'm getting it then.

You won't die but close ones who are immunocompromised or old will easily be in danger that's why everyone should get it as soon as possible it's not yo protect you from dying it's to protect others from dying

Why do you think I'm waiting for the people that need it to get it? I'll gladly wear my mask a little longer just to make sure those who need it can.

Oh I thought you were anti mask I mean I get the sentiment it's a grey area so I can't really say sorry for judging you as anti mask

Never intended you to say sorry, it's the internet nobody gives a fuck.

Yeah well I was wrong

WEEB

rip to that brave chad

Covid is real I’m not trying to police him or anything else just wish people that don’t care about getting sick would care enough bout the other men women and children that could get it if he happens to catch it . That’s all . It takes us all doing our parts to stop this pandemic. That’s all I’m saying.

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HE: i can see you! You ain't John Cena!

Whats the name of the original video?

I dunno why but this fucking got me

Bruh I heard that music and was like "ayo why JJK opening playing?"

Now I know why

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