down bad
down bad
I have hired a man to watch you sleep in retaliation
I has't hir'd a sir to gaze thee catch but a wink in retaliation
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Hey, it kinda worked this time.
bribes bird to stare at you instead
it's doing a good job, please give it a raise, or eat it
Raise? This bird works freelance wtf are you saying retard?
what does lance have to do with all of this? pay the bird an adequate amount of money or you're the one that gets eaten, you capitalist pig!
Imagine paying the proletariat what they deserve lol.
i payed it an even $5 to fuck off
Henlo :>
Well give him a raise because he is doing a great job
thank you
hello
ill pay double
I'll pay the bird 10$ to bring back my cat he's been missing for a while
On second thought my cat would probably try to eat the bird
Hey then you find your cat by putting a gps tracker on the bird. When your cat eats him you will know where he is. Also just say you will pay after the job so you do not have to pay.
Is he judging me?
No ofc not he is a nice hardworking man. He would never be critical of another person
Thank you. You are a kind man for supporting the freelance workers in our society. Finding jobs nowadays is quite difficult for the average freelance staring bird.
Pay him a minimum wage!
Thanks I was feeling lonely
Do you work for the Institute?
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