half of these either sounds like hostess pastries or sports teams. The majority are just 2 nouns put together.
half of these either sounds like hostess pastries or sports teams. The majority are just 2 nouns put together.
Honestly you can call anyone anything in a mean tone and it becomes a slur. But nothing hits home like a dense cabbage am I right?
Edit: Looks like I just started a much better list underneath me. I'll go cry under the blanket now.
shut up you moist pants
Eat my ass you mangy bread
Suck an egg you Vanila Gorilla
Eat cornstarch you pasty waste
Donāt talk shit if you canāt take a hit string cheese
hit a blunt stinky pinky
You're just a pasty parasite
Ya'll just wankies
Stfu cum demon
All of you children of the chalk better shut up
Oatmeal.
puts a slice of bread on each side of your head
what are you?
Yes an idiot sandwich. You're an idiot sandwich
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Vanilla gorilla is just funny. Sounds like an ice cream flavor.
Strawberry robbery
Choke on massive dicks you pesticise drinker
Shut the fuck up oatmeal
Youāre doing it wrong, he said two nouns, fridge water. Not an adverb than a noun.
Shut the fuck up salty scallywag
yeah but are you a ni-
ce person?
Thanks!
Anything is a slur within context
Pot Ate-O!!
You Taco Bell wrapper
If your are wrong I would say it...
Yeah right oatmeal
Dude. Did you really just use the DC word?
Bigot
Ok whatever Grease Peeler
okay oatmeal
And just about all of these I'd actually like to be called. "A child of the chalk" is probably my favorite
Child of the Chalk sounds fuckin sweet
if that was what we were called id be proud of it
If someone called me a coloniser, Iād tell them āAnd donāt you fucking forget it.ā
I'm English, if someone calls me a coloniser the queen gains power.
By the grace of the Founding Fathers, I accept my title.
S o u p c o o k i e s
Hate someone - you're the human equivalent of garlic breath
Love someone - you're the human equivalent of garlic bread
Milk cricket
nice pfp
Thanks you too
Would love to know what sport can have a team called 'Bleach Demon'
I'd die laughing if someone tried to insult me by calling me yogurt yodeler or string cheese
This is what happens when people who called themselves a potato as a self deprecating ironic insult in 2010 try to come up with actual terms.
Not really sure what they were going for with lint leech? Lint isn't white, it's typically a weird blue-gray color. I am not the blue man group, but I am disappointed.
Kinda feelin' like ice chimp would qualify more as anti-inuit racism than anything else
Salty scallywags? Oh my God I would be so psyched if someone angrily called me a salty scallywag holy shit
But imagine they like calling you a salty scallywag with an Australian accent
That just makes it better tho
Ikr
Expired cheese also isn't white, if anything it's pretty colorful. Garlic is white I guess, but it kind of goes against the whole "white people don't season their food" thing.
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I swear reading these insults only makes me think of that video of the guy using askreddit insults in real life and getting beat the fuck up
Link?
https://youtu.be/l2qdW6DBQkg
Dude I was thinking this exact thing thank you
I would be flattered if someone called me a salty scallywag lmfao
YOU FUCKING SALTY SCALLYWAG.
Agreed. Salty scallywag, sounds more like what a pirate would say
You know this is the first time Iāve heard garlic being used as an insult for white people. I learned the Japanese used to call Koreans garlic eaters from the book Shogun. So maybe not the best slur if youāre only trying to target white people that or maybe Iām just sheltered.
idk lmao, it began to be obvious to me that they were just trying to name things they could think of that were white when I got to "styrofoam cup" and "unscented candle."
Honestly, if someone called me an unscented candle, I would have no idea under god what to make of it.
I'm too sheltered myself to have heard of any slang for Asians that isn't the obvious one for China. Garlic just makes me think of Italians and maybe Dracula. Which I notice is not on this list. Nosferatu would be a *way* better insult than calling someone a candle
Unscented candle is honestly better slang than vanilla x. Vanilla is a delicious complex flavor, an unscented candle is as plain as can be at least as far as candles go pretty much being called a plain ass bitch which can be pretty accurate description.
Should have saved bleach for leech.
I was reading this and thinking that Iād be totally ok being called Ice Chimp
you're fucking all-purpose flour
Mother fucker calling you salty scallywag like he just came through a portal from pirate times
Cornstarch Crusaders just sounds awesome
Fuck it. I'm calling myself that
Weāre taking it back, thatās our word.
Sounds like something you could call your dick lmao
Y E A S T
Y E T I S
That's what I call your mom
Imagine being unironically getting offended about being called "oatmeal".
āShut up you child of the chalkā
Why would they extend that out when chalk child sounds much better and more insulting.
Chalk children is apparently a running gag on Cougar Town.
Salty scallywag
Arrr ye salty scallywag
Holy shit i want to fuck you more
āCum coloredā
āWell fuck you too, styrofoam cupā
So... a homunculus?
Her ass was thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.
And thicker than a snicker
Thicker than mom's meatloaf.
šš
Begone mayo muncher
You fucking milk cricket
Imagine looking someone in the eye and calling them āchild of the chalkā
That would insult me, my dadās a piece of chalk
Are you Skippy Dinglechalk?
The one and only.
How to utterly destroy a homunculus in four syllables
Isn't that a horror movie?
Iād laugh so hard if someone called me that
Honestly, I would burst out laughing if anyone called me any of these.
This one and āNo Purpose Flourā were my favorites.
what about "paper'
That sounds like what a cult would refer to it's members as.
Doesnāt chalk come in like a dozen colors? That one doesnāt make sense to me
Iām confused why were trying to come up with slurs?
Twitter loves racism but only against white people
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because twitter hates white people
Idk some people get really mad at white people existing and take it upon themselves to make a college essay on it
YOU CAN'T BE RACIST TOWARDS WHITE PEOPEL AND !!11!111!!
/s
But then why are they looking for slurs? Slurs are by definition derogatory terms toward an entire subset of people, in this case a race.
Are they trying to disprove themselves?
No idea, but God, are they bad at it
Garlic gobling and vanilla gorilla are lit, wdym
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Monster bash is the name
They often referred to Brock Lesnar as the Vanilla Gorilla
Yeah who doesnāt like garlic? I make a mean pesto, if someone calls me a garlic goblin Iād be like yeah.
Vanilla Gorilla would be an amazing name for a white rapper
No propose flour is rough as hell, thats funny. Id laugh if someone called me that.
but wouldn't that make you self-racist flour?
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I doughnāt know.
personally if i heard it, i wouldnāt consider the āwhiteā aspect of the flour, it sounds harsh already
You win Reddit for the day. We're shutting it all down until tomorrow.
I'd laugh if someone called me in any of these
Honestly
muhfucken āyeast yetiā
What is the show and where is it?
Invincible on Amazon prime
Or sail the seven seas for free
Yar har twiddly dee!
Salty scallywags, amirite
There is a channel in YouTube with all the episodes in good quality
Nice.
Its a very fun wholesome show which you should see with your kids especially while they are eating
You can watch it on aa01.net for free
You salty scallywag you lmao
Or wco.stream.
itās invincible but i didnāt like it becuase i couldnāt see it );
It is Invincible, on Prime. Itās very good, but itās a bit graphic for an animated show. Definitely not for little kids at all.
Again though, very good show.
If you unironically call me Soup cookies Iām going to bust a hard ass laugh
*nut š„µ
At least be discrete about it
HEY! vanilla discharge
Sounds like an STD
Or kinky ice cream
someone just said oatmeal I'm fuming rn š š š
I got called a vani//a gori//a today while getting a coffee šŖšŖ
Can I be a Cum Crusader please?
"David Hayter - the Cum Crusader" Now on Netflix
You have entered the den of the cornstarch crusaders
Bend thy knee and raise your corndog to the heavens.
Why did I read this in Troy Baker's Pain voice?
Garlic goblins is the greatest slur I have ever heard
Donāt forget salty scallywags and vanilla gorilla
Donāt forget salt shakers
I C E
C H I M P S
Styrofoam cups
"Cultureless". I just love how dumb-dumb people can be when they literally don't study.
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Precisely.
They think culture = hairstyles and clothes when it's not the case at all
Even if it were... Paris and Milan are the Meccaās of fashion.
This is what happens when your experience of white people is d-list anglos
"white people don't have culture"
Renaissance: I don't feel too good
If I had a gf and she said I have a vanilla discharge I would be fucking ecstatic
Iām like almost 65% sure this is satire cause nobody can legitimately call somebody a Mayo monkey with a straight face right?
Iāve been called a mayo monkey and the other person was being completely serious
This is absolutely satire and this entire comment section fell for it lmao
This is twitter we're talking about
So it is okay to be racist to white peoples but no one else. Makes total sense
they see it as a punching up sort of thing, which doesnāt actually make it acceptable.
welcome to twitter
And a lot of reddit tbh
Look, I just want garlic goblins to catch on. Itās catchy and flattering.
Stop whining about this lmao, it's just a bunch of Twitter users who say this shit.
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Ok buddy.
None of those can even be considered offensive. they're just funny. Not even the meme dares say what you're saying in your head. Growing up I wished I had a word that offended white people but nothing compared to what they could throw back. As a grown man I don't care but as a child that shit hurt.
damn... I would've called you a salty scallywag
Vanilla gorilla kinda slaps tho
Now that just gets this song stuck in my head.
This was my favorite one. I'm kinda hoping my friends start calling me that.
Mayokels
Imagine considering yourself anti-racist but just advocating a different flavor of racism. This is peak compensation and reskinned short man syndrome. If I called my white friends any of these they'd probably laugh or be confused. Tries to be racist, fails miserably
Shush you child of the chalk
Be quite mayo monkey
Shut up paper
Mayo monkey has a certain something to it I like tho, not sure what
If we ever want to actually live in a post-racism world, it's eventually going to have to apply to everyone.
Could you imagine if someone posted a list of slurs to use against black people, holy shit
Yeah lmao
How is colonizer and insult lol colonizing was based af
And every race could be considered a colonizer so itās a dumb slur.
If someone calls you a colonizer just call them colonized lol
āShouldāve fought harderā
"Should've developed immunity to small pox noob"
like I'm supposed to feel bad that the whole world has to learn to speak my language lol
I miss colonisation and acquisition of territory. The USA should just invade europe in my opinion
Manifest Destiny was pretty epic
mfw canada still exists :(
We literally could've taken Mexico (we easily made it all of the way down to Mexico City), but we were so racist that we didn't want any more Hispanics in the country than necessary, and only took Texas, New Mexico, Arizona, and Cali, which I find pretty funny. Imagine being so racist that you literally refuse to keep land that you conquered.
Once again proving that racism is a tactical disadvantage
I never really understood that. Racists would rather send their own members in to die instead of other groups?
No, you just the right amount of racism, that's the key. Just like bullying.
Step 1. Annex Canada
Step 2. Cover yourself in oil
Step 3. Profit
Step 4. Get nuked by the chinese
Step 5. Get power armor and explore the wasteland
we should invade the ocean
Some people really act like the race of people colonized them is responsible for their ancestors' struggles. This is what I call being a mock victim.
Viticm mentality.
ikr.
"your people took over my people"
ay thanks
I think your reaction to this might be exactly why itās an accurate insult, no?
Colonizing was in fact not based af. How is this getting upvotes Jesus Christ. Just cause these insults are cringe doesnāt mean we should all just start repping South African apartheid
To a certain extent its basically saying your ancestors were stronger than mine .
i mean sorta, but even so colonizing was fucked. some of the worst atrocities ever committed by man were the result of colonizing.
I really like the āno purpose flourā one.
salty scallywags
Lol what?
Yaarrrr thar be a fine salty scallywag if I ever seen one, savy?
Please. For the love of God, never address me until you have said to me, āHello, my vanilla gorilla...ā
If you call me a marshmallow minion then I cant even be mad
Why do anti white racists always have a tom holland looking motherfucker as their profile picture.
I think thatās an actual picture of Tom Holland with the EDITH glasses from Far from Home.
You will never have the same power as me
Its nobody gonna talk about how paper count as a slur?
āCan you hand me paperā
hands over a white person
Ice Chimps.
Oh I like Vanilla Gorilla! Can we just call each other that all the time from now on?
We can shorten it to Nilla. Like, what up my Nilla?
I thought this was just a list of peoples gamer tags
They sound like shitty sports team names.
People need to stop making up slurs for Caucasians. We are not going to be offended
How to solve racism:
(Ć) Unite all races and stablish equality
(ā) call all races slurs.
Just shows you can't insult someone about something they are not insecure of.
āCultureless Neanderthalsā
Yes, the skin color which accounts for a vast array of the arts intellect on Earth ā the one without culture.
cultureless Neanderthals
Bitch, Neanderthals created wind instruments and decorative weaving. You dare drag them into this AND claim they have no culture?
Anyone has my permission as a white person to call me these this is hilarious
goddamn that sounds like something a 5 y/o would use
string cheese ? am i supposed to be offended by that ??? thats something a child would say
Nah, its a compliment. They are calling us a convenient and delicious snack.
String cheese do be salty sometimes though
Why do they have to have either alliteration pr rhymes, this mf coming up with insults or writing slam poetry
I love how they think Colonizer is an insult
Garlic Goblins
Yes I am a garlic goblin
I sneak into your home and eat your garlic bread
I will do so no matter what
Call the police if you want, they wonāt believe you when you tell them you saw a 5ā9ā scrungled up little shit digesting your tasty garlic bread.
Half of these I would die laughing to and the other half I'd just be confused by
ngl āa child of the chalkā sounds awesome
Ok I will henceforth be referred to exclusively as āThe Vanilla Gorillaā
So does that mean you farm and sell vanilla cause I do need to buy some.
If I was white and somebody said one of these to me, I would have to kick the shit out of them, not because it's offensive, it's not, but because who the fuck says that shit? We ain't in a silent film from the 20s, motherfucker
"cultureless neanderthals" is honestly stupid. We have a great culture of oppressing other people
vanilla gorilla sounds pretty dope tho
I wish all the yogurt yodlers out there, a happy weekend
Hope you do well!
All those words can be beaten with just one! N-
Neighbor
Ah yes, uh. Of course!
Cornstarch Crusaders...
Holllllyyyyyyyy fuckckxkinnnnng shieeeeeeeeeeeeetāāāāIs that a jojo reference?!?!?
Someone got the full list? Thatās funny af
salty scallywags sounds like a slur for fucking pirates omg lol.
marshmallow minion carries the whole list
I'd gladly take the title of Child of the Chalk with Vanilla Gorilla as a close second
You serious? I would love to be called a cornstarch crusader
iām not white anymore, iām now a marshmallow minion
Bro, where's honkey? That's the best one.
Honkey and cracker are the only "offensive" slurs for whites but honestly I find it fucking hilarious to be called those
If I was called a cracker Iād probably just start uncontrollably laughing then anything
Same, words are words
Like Iām gonna be offended by being called expired cheese lol
To offend a White person all you have to do is call them a racist and watch them buckle over and cry. No need to use slurs even if they come in handy sometimes.
If someone called me any of these, I think Iād be offended by how cringy it is rather than the attempted insult.
I donāt see the Spanish one for āwhiteyā. That one is fun to use.
Creasing at "No purpose flour"
Iād piss in my pants out of fear if someone called me string cheese
Bleach demons is my personal favourite.
If someone referred to me as such, I'd be quite chuffed.
oatmeal is my favorite racial slur
A child of the chalk sounds like an interesting concept out of a short film or indie game
Of course it's an MCU stan.
I shouldn't be surprised at this point.
white = bad!!!! poc = epic!!!!!!
There are really people out there that would legit use this, because by their logic āoh itās ok to be racist back towards this whole entire group of people because someone of that race happened to be a racist, meaning Iām allowed to be racist. Itās perfectly okayā
Edit: then again this could all be a big joke from the poster that made these weird slurs, but still there are people like that tho
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I am a soft fabric
The n-word is just too powerful
have they forgotten what we have against them?
white people slurs are without a doubt the funniest content twitter has to offer
These are all terrible. The non whites need to come up with better slurs.
I just call people onions if i dont like them "you need to stop shitting the bed!" "Okay onion"
Garlic Goblins is great
Paper
"our" power lol
The power of dated rasicm has no equal.
"Bleach demons" sounds badass. As a white person, I'm fine with being called that
Garlic Goblins
I would laugh if anyone called me any of these.
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has a white person as their profile picture
slurs are when food
N-word is eternal
Donāt EVER call ME paper!
Oatmeal? Seriously? I absolutely love oatmeal!
Team names in Kahoot! be like
Vanilla gorilla is my new rap name. Dibs.
No purpose flour kinda hurts tho
Honestly poeple need to grow up and not get offended by letter formations
If anyone calls me these I would be laughing so hard I would die, maybe there going for a genicide
why do these slurs sound so lame??? Also, snow roaches and snow rats sound good for no reason
They sound like desperate attempts from people that said āhow come white people get to be racist and have slurs? We wanna have slurs to call them back. Ugh Iāll make my own, so ha. that way we can prove how racist we areā
If Iām white, but I became a Muslim, and I learn perfect Arabic and start acting and thinking like an Arab, am I still white in a pure sense of the word?
It's funny how the person that made that tweet is probably one of those crackheads that think you can't be racist towards white people, but this person also wrote "slurs" in the post, and slurs and used in racist terms most of the time, thus meaning this person is literally being racist and he/she doesn't care. Sus.
Guess I'm reddit famous, now.
I love it when people call me white devil, it just makes me smile more.
There is no possibility anyone would be offended by those LOL, theyre literally just normal things that happen to be white...
Paper. (Youāre whiter than that piece of paper)
Honestly as a white guy cracker is a the best one as it either implies being stale and tasteless or white af
how could you post something so brave, yet so true
Alive condomn
child of the chalk
based kern?!?
This stuff is more funny than insulting
I will now be referring to myself as a āchild of the chalkā or a āyogurt yodelerā or a ātighty whiteyā or a āsoup cookieā
Soup cookies
elmers glue
Fuck it I go by cornstarch crusader now
This subreddit is elmers glue or what this weirdo writes
Fuck it I go by Cornstarch Crusader now
Cornstarch Crusader sounds dope
Cumstain
If mark wasent labeled as "n-word" this would have been much much funier
I can't wait to use milk cricket.....
Chad Kern
Hey Vanilla Gorilla is really funny
Garlic goblins is my new favorite
Ah yes my favorite JoJo part, Cornstarch Crusaders
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you fuckin string cheese
My favorite is "a child of the chalk"
Blanco?
I would love to be called cornstarch crusader
Colonizers if anything is a compliment
The term āice chimpā is very appealing to me
I got more entertainment out of the "slurs" than the meme itself
Yeast yeti hours
Okay these are super funny. Weird as fuck, but hilarious.
I like No-purpose flour. I think that's my favorite one.
I'm going to start using these to refer to my white friends these are great
This looks like a shopping list.
wow cake day
FOFNOSDMISDIAAMSNDSGNIAINSDAIS
I would proudly be considered a garlic goblin.
My favorite is Paper
I want to be called string cheese
If someone called me a lint leech I respect them for creativity
Lmao
Keven
Get over here string cheese!
Bleach demon is actually kinda funny.
Garlic goblin
Cornstarch Crusaders š
I've often wondered what good racist names for white people I've never heard.
Oatmeal
I could count the number of times Iāve been called any of these to my face by a non-white on one hand with five fingers to spare. I suspect that the average white person in my area would report a similar count. I also suspect that the average POC in my area would need more than 2 hands to count the number of times theyāve been hit with the n-word in a truly racist context.
So yeah, I would say it is more... impactful than the entirety of that goofy list. Not that this is in any way a good thing.
On the other hand, it is really fucking hilarious to imagine the infamous scene from Rush Hour but instead of Chris Tucker in a black hangout, its Bruce Willis in a biker bar and Jackie Chan walks up to an extra hairy biker and goes āWassup, my soup cookie?ā
cracker does not mean what you think it means. it isn't a ritz.
No purpose flour, this is what you get when you ask reddit for slurs.
I once thought saying ācrackerā was as bad as the n-word simply because it was technically a slur.
Boy, was I stupid.
Donāt go to the account expecting to find the list itās just a bunch of fan cams š
Some of those sound like Pokemon
Go ice chimp!
I really like the word 'culture vultures'
If this was a buzzfeed quiz I'd be a salty sc Skallywag
I find this too funny
Sour cream supreme
Noone uses cumskin anymore?
NO PURPOSE FLOUR. I FUCKING CAN'T. I LOVE IT. OH GOSH.
Jojoās bizarre adventure: Cornstarch crusaders
I am 100% a garlic goblin. This is an 8 clove minimum household since I took over dinner.
Mayonnaise slaves
Okay but no purpose flour is really funny
Honestly I'd welcome being called some of those. Especially vanilla gorilla
ice chimps
Iām an ice chimp kind of guyš
These are funny lmao,
Y e a s t Y e t i
Vanilla gorilla would be a hell of a UFC nickname.
Ice chimps, by the way
Ok elmers glue š³
My brother got called āa light-skinned giraffe lookin mothafuckā in a black club. We still laugh about that shit
The number of likes is saddening
OATMEAL
If somebody calls me cornstarch crusaders that's going to be my legal name, i love it
A child of the chalk. Genius.
I thought their acc would be ironic, but it's all just fancams
Vanilla Gorillas
My fav one is Mayo Monkey I guess
Wait that racist too
unwhipped cream is smart
unscented candles is hysterical
no purpose flour
Thatās just funny.
garlic goblins
Okay now I just feel personally attacked.
You need clean hair to get lice. Sorry I donāt have steel wool for hair.
Mods can i get a āchild of the chalkā flair pls thank you
Shut
I like how the guy who posted this looks like the whitest motherfucker in the whole world.
The n word basically means black in latin. So why don't black people just call white people "album" it's latin for white.
fukin unscented candles, taking our women, stealing our jobs. What it takes to be a hard working incense.
fukin unscent'd candles, taking our distaff, stealing our jobs. What t doth take to beest a hard working incense
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They look like what come out when you use the random username
Tbh ice chimps SENT ME
Anyone else part of the cornstarch crusaders?
Ice monkeys ? šš
Jojo's bizarre adventure: Cornstarch Crusaders
Crackers?!!!?!!?!?!! Not cool take it back >:(
A child of the chalk
Vanilla gorilla
Yeast maggots running the slurs yet again
Who was in Paris? Think Mark! Think!
Vanilla discharge sounds lit as fuck
I like ice chimp. That shit sounds cool as fuck imo
Ah yes, Oatmeal, i feel insulted
āYeast yetiā?! :D
Is milk cricket on there?
How many people actually look at actual vanilla. If they're using vanilla to describe color then there calling a white person a brown gorilla
Im dying at Milk Cricket
Garlic goblins lmao
New jojos chapters
Expired cheese
Id love to be called garlic goblin
Just got called a marshmallow minion on twitter, donāt know how to live with myself anymore š
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