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half of these either sounds like hostess pastries or sports teams. The majority are just 2 nouns put together.

Honestly you can call anyone anything in a mean tone and it becomes a slur. But nothing hits home like a dense cabbage am I right?

Edit: Looks like I just started a much better list underneath me. I'll go cry under the blanket now.

shut up you moist pants

Eat my ass you mangy bread

Suck an egg you Vanila Gorilla

Eat cornstarch you pasty waste

Don’t talk shit if you can’t take a hit string cheese

hit a blunt stinky pinky

You're just a pasty parasite

Ya'll just wankies

All of you children of the chalk better shut up

puts a slice of bread on each side of your head

what are you?

Yes an idiot sandwich. You're an idiot sandwich

Vanilla gorilla is just funny. Sounds like an ice cream flavor.

Strawberry robbery

Choke on massive dicks you pesticise drinker

Shut the fuck up oatmeal

You’re doing it wrong, he said two nouns, fridge water. Not an adverb than a noun.

Shut the fuck up salty scallywag

Anything is a slur within context

Pot Ate-O!!

You Taco Bell wrapper

SHUT UP YOU NI-

If your are wrong I would say it...

Yeah right oatmeal

Dude. Did you really just use the DC word?

Bigot

Ok whatever Grease Peeler

And just about all of these I'd actually like to be called. "A child of the chalk" is probably my favorite

Child of the Chalk sounds fuckin sweet

if that was what we were called id be proud of it

If someone called me a coloniser, I’d tell them ā€œAnd don’t you fucking forget it.ā€

I'm English, if someone calls me a coloniser the queen gains power.

By the grace of the Founding Fathers, I accept my title.

S o u p c o o k i e s

Hate someone - you're the human equivalent of garlic breath

Love someone - you're the human equivalent of garlic bread

Would love to know what sport can have a team called 'Bleach Demon'

I'd die laughing if someone tried to insult me by calling me yogurt yodeler or string cheese

This is what happens when people who called themselves a potato as a self deprecating ironic insult in 2010 try to come up with actual terms.

  • Not really sure what they were going for with lint leech? Lint isn't white, it's typically a weird blue-gray color. I am not the blue man group, but I am disappointed.

  • Kinda feelin' like ice chimp would qualify more as anti-inuit racism than anything else

  • Salty scallywags? Oh my God I would be so psyched if someone angrily called me a salty scallywag holy shit

But imagine they like calling you a salty scallywag with an Australian accent

That just makes it better tho

Expired cheese also isn't white, if anything it's pretty colorful. Garlic is white I guess, but it kind of goes against the whole "white people don't season their food" thing.

I swear reading these insults only makes me think of that video of the guy using askreddit insults in real life and getting beat the fuck up

Link?

https://youtu.be/l2qdW6DBQkg

Dude I was thinking this exact thing thank you

I would be flattered if someone called me a salty scallywag lmfao

YOU FUCKING SALTY SCALLYWAG.

Agreed. Salty scallywag, sounds more like what a pirate would say

You know this is the first time I’ve heard garlic being used as an insult for white people. I learned the Japanese used to call Koreans garlic eaters from the book Shogun. So maybe not the best slur if you’re only trying to target white people that or maybe I’m just sheltered.

idk lmao, it began to be obvious to me that they were just trying to name things they could think of that were white when I got to "styrofoam cup" and "unscented candle."
Honestly, if someone called me an unscented candle, I would have no idea under god what to make of it.

I'm too sheltered myself to have heard of any slang for Asians that isn't the obvious one for China. Garlic just makes me think of Italians and maybe Dracula. Which I notice is not on this list. Nosferatu would be a *way* better insult than calling someone a candle

Unscented candle is honestly better slang than vanilla x. Vanilla is a delicious complex flavor, an unscented candle is as plain as can be at least as far as candles go pretty much being called a plain ass bitch which can be pretty accurate description.

Should have saved bleach for leech.

I was reading this and thinking that I’d be totally ok being called Ice Chimp

you're fucking all-purpose flour

Mother fucker calling you salty scallywag like he just came through a portal from pirate times

Cornstarch Crusaders just sounds awesome

yoghurt yodellers.

Fuck it. I'm calling myself that

We’re taking it back, that’s our word.

Sounds like something you could call your dick lmao

Y E A S T

Y E T I S

That's what I call your mom

Imagine being unironically getting offended about being called "oatmeal".

ā€œShut up you child of the chalkā€

Why would they extend that out when chalk child sounds much better and more insulting.

Chalk children is apparently a running gag on Cougar Town.

Salty scallywag

Arrr ye salty scallywag

Holy shit i want to fuck you more

ā€œCum coloredā€

ā€œWell fuck you too, styrofoam cupā€

So... a homunculus?

Her ass was thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.

And thicker than a snicker

Thicker than mom's meatloaf.

šŸ‘ˆšŸ‘ˆ

Begone mayo muncher

You fucking milk cricket

Imagine looking someone in the eye and calling them ā€œchild of the chalkā€

That would insult me, my dad’s a piece of chalk

Are you Skippy Dinglechalk?

The one and only.

How to utterly destroy a homunculus in four syllables

Isn't that a horror movie?

I’d laugh so hard if someone called me that

Honestly, I would burst out laughing if anyone called me any of these.

This one and ā€œNo Purpose Flourā€ were my favorites.

what about "paper'

That sounds like what a cult would refer to it's members as.

Doesn’t chalk come in like a dozen colors? That one doesn’t make sense to me

I’m confused why were trying to come up with slurs?

Twitter loves racism but only against white people

because twitter hates white people

Idk some people get really mad at white people existing and take it upon themselves to make a college essay on it

YOU CAN'T BE RACIST TOWARDS WHITE PEOPEL AND !!11!111!!

/s

But then why are they looking for slurs? Slurs are by definition derogatory terms toward an entire subset of people, in this case a race.

Are they trying to disprove themselves?

No idea, but God, are they bad at it

Garlic gobling and vanilla gorilla are lit, wdym

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Monster bash is the name

They often referred to Brock Lesnar as the Vanilla Gorilla

Yeah who doesn’t like garlic? I make a mean pesto, if someone calls me a garlic goblin I’d be like yeah.

Vanilla Gorilla would be an amazing name for a white rapper

No propose flour is rough as hell, thats funny. Id laugh if someone called me that.

but wouldn't that make you self-racist flour?

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I doughn’t know.

personally if i heard it, i wouldn’t consider the ā€œwhiteā€ aspect of the flour, it sounds harsh already

You win Reddit for the day. We're shutting it all down until tomorrow.

I'd laugh if someone called me in any of these

muhfucken ā€œyeast yetiā€

What is the show and where is it?

Invincible on Amazon prime

Or sail the seven seas for free

Yar har twiddly dee!

Salty scallywags, amirite

There is a channel in YouTube with all the episodes in good quality

Its a very fun wholesome show which you should see with your kids especially while they are eating

You can watch it on aa01.net for free

You salty scallywag you lmao

it’s invincible but i didn’t like it becuase i couldn’t see it );

It is Invincible, on Prime. It’s very good, but it’s a bit graphic for an animated show. Definitely not for little kids at all.

Again though, very good show.

If you unironically call me Soup cookies I’m going to bust a hard ass laugh

*nut 🄵

At least be discrete about it

HEY! vanilla discharge

Sounds like an STD

Or kinky ice cream

someone just said oatmeal I'm fuming rn 😠😠😠

I got called a vani//a gori//a today while getting a coffee 😪😪

Can I be a Cum Crusader please?

"David Hayter - the Cum Crusader" Now on Netflix

You have entered the den of the cornstarch crusaders

Bend thy knee and raise your corndog to the heavens.

Why did I read this in Troy Baker's Pain voice?

Garlic goblins is the greatest slur I have ever heard

Don’t forget salty scallywags and vanilla gorilla

Don’t forget salt shakers

"Cultureless". I just love how dumb-dumb people can be when they literally don't study.

They think culture = hairstyles and clothes when it's not the case at all

Even if it were... Paris and Milan are the Mecca’s of fashion.

This is what happens when your experience of white people is d-list anglos

"white people don't have culture"

Renaissance: I don't feel too good

If I had a gf and she said I have a vanilla discharge I would be fucking ecstatic

I’m like almost 65% sure this is satire cause nobody can legitimately call somebody a Mayo monkey with a straight face right?

I’ve been called a mayo monkey and the other person was being completely serious

This is absolutely satire and this entire comment section fell for it lmao

This is twitter we're talking about

So it is okay to be racist to white peoples but no one else. Makes total sense

they see it as a punching up sort of thing, which doesn’t actually make it acceptable.

welcome to twitter

And a lot of reddit tbh

Look, I just want garlic goblins to catch on. It’s catchy and flattering.

Stop whining about this lmao, it's just a bunch of Twitter users who say this shit.

None of those can even be considered offensive. they're just funny. Not even the meme dares say what you're saying in your head. Growing up I wished I had a word that offended white people but nothing compared to what they could throw back. As a grown man I don't care but as a child that shit hurt.

damn... I would've called you a salty scallywag

Vanilla gorilla kinda slaps tho

Now that just gets this song stuck in my head.

This was my favorite one. I'm kinda hoping my friends start calling me that.

Mayokels

Imagine considering yourself anti-racist but just advocating a different flavor of racism. This is peak compensation and reskinned short man syndrome. If I called my white friends any of these they'd probably laugh or be confused. Tries to be racist, fails miserably

Shush you child of the chalk

Be quite mayo monkey

Shut up paper

Mayo monkey has a certain something to it I like tho, not sure what

If we ever want to actually live in a post-racism world, it's eventually going to have to apply to everyone.

Could you imagine if someone posted a list of slurs to use against black people, holy shit

How is colonizer and insult lol colonizing was based af

And every race could be considered a colonizer so it’s a dumb slur.

If someone calls you a colonizer just call them colonized lol

ā€œShould’ve fought harderā€

"Should've developed immunity to small pox noob"

like I'm supposed to feel bad that the whole world has to learn to speak my language lol

I miss colonisation and acquisition of territory. The USA should just invade europe in my opinion

Manifest Destiny was pretty epic

mfw canada still exists :(

We literally could've taken Mexico (we easily made it all of the way down to Mexico City), but we were so racist that we didn't want any more Hispanics in the country than necessary, and only took Texas, New Mexico, Arizona, and Cali, which I find pretty funny. Imagine being so racist that you literally refuse to keep land that you conquered.

Once again proving that racism is a tactical disadvantage

I never really understood that. Racists would rather send their own members in to die instead of other groups?

No, you just the right amount of racism, that's the key. Just like bullying.

Step 1. Annex Canada

Step 2. Cover yourself in oil

Step 3. Profit

Step 4. Get nuked by the chinese

Step 5. Get power armor and explore the wasteland

we should invade the ocean

Some people really act like the race of people colonized them is responsible for their ancestors' struggles. This is what I call being a mock victim.

ikr.

"your people took over my people"

ay thanks

I think your reaction to this might be exactly why it’s an accurate insult, no?

Colonizing was in fact not based af. How is this getting upvotes Jesus Christ. Just cause these insults are cringe doesn’t mean we should all just start repping South African apartheid

To a certain extent its basically saying your ancestors were stronger than mine .

i mean sorta, but even so colonizing was fucked. some of the worst atrocities ever committed by man were the result of colonizing.

I really like the ā€œno purpose flourā€ one.

salty scallywags

Lol what?

Yaarrrr thar be a fine salty scallywag if I ever seen one, savy?

Please. For the love of God, never address me until you have said to me, ā€œHello, my vanilla gorilla...ā€

If you call me a marshmallow minion then I cant even be mad

Why do anti white racists always have a tom holland looking motherfucker as their profile picture.

I think that’s an actual picture of Tom Holland with the EDITH glasses from Far from Home.

You will never have the same power as me

Its nobody gonna talk about how paper count as a slur?

ā€œCan you hand me paperā€

hands over a white person

Ice Chimps.

Oh I like Vanilla Gorilla! Can we just call each other that all the time from now on?

We can shorten it to Nilla. Like, what up my Nilla?

I thought this was just a list of peoples gamer tags

They sound like shitty sports team names.

People need to stop making up slurs for Caucasians. We are not going to be offended

How to solve racism:

(Ɨ) Unite all races and stablish equality

(√) call all races slurs.

Just shows you can't insult someone about something they are not insecure of.

ā€œCultureless Neanderthalsā€

Yes, the skin color which accounts for a vast array of the arts intellect on Earth — the one without culture.

cultureless Neanderthals

Bitch, Neanderthals created wind instruments and decorative weaving. You dare drag them into this AND claim they have no culture?

Anyone has my permission as a white person to call me these this is hilarious

goddamn that sounds like something a 5 y/o would use

string cheese ? am i supposed to be offended by that ??? thats something a child would say

Nah, its a compliment. They are calling us a convenient and delicious snack.

String cheese do be salty sometimes though

Why do they have to have either alliteration pr rhymes, this mf coming up with insults or writing slam poetry

I love how they think Colonizer is an insult

Garlic Goblins

Yes I am a garlic goblin

I sneak into your home and eat your garlic bread

I will do so no matter what

Call the police if you want, they won’t believe you when you tell them you saw a 5’9ā€ scrungled up little shit digesting your tasty garlic bread.

Half of these I would die laughing to and the other half I'd just be confused by

ngl ā€œa child of the chalkā€ sounds awesome

Ok I will henceforth be referred to exclusively as ā€œThe Vanilla Gorillaā€

So does that mean you farm and sell vanilla cause I do need to buy some.

If I was white and somebody said one of these to me, I would have to kick the shit out of them, not because it's offensive, it's not, but because who the fuck says that shit? We ain't in a silent film from the 20s, motherfucker

"cultureless neanderthals" is honestly stupid. We have a great culture of oppressing other people

vanilla gorilla sounds pretty dope tho

I wish all the yogurt yodlers out there, a happy weekend

Hope you do well!

All those words can be beaten with just one! N-

Neighbor

Ah yes, uh. Of course!

Cornstarch Crusaders...

Holllllyyyyyyyy fuckckxkinnnnng shieeeeeeeeeeeeetā—ā—ā—ā—Is that a jojo reference?!?!?

Someone got the full list? That’s funny af

salty scallywags sounds like a slur for fucking pirates omg lol.

marshmallow minion carries the whole list

I'd gladly take the title of Child of the Chalk with Vanilla Gorilla as a close second

You serious? I would love to be called a cornstarch crusader

i’m not white anymore, i’m now a marshmallow minion

Bro, where's honkey? That's the best one.

Honkey and cracker are the only "offensive" slurs for whites but honestly I find it fucking hilarious to be called those

If I was called a cracker I’d probably just start uncontrollably laughing then anything

Same, words are words

Like I’m gonna be offended by being called expired cheese lol

To offend a White person all you have to do is call them a racist and watch them buckle over and cry. No need to use slurs even if they come in handy sometimes.

If someone called me any of these, I think I’d be offended by how cringy it is rather than the attempted insult.

I don’t see the Spanish one for ā€œwhiteyā€. That one is fun to use.

Creasing at "No purpose flour"

I’d piss in my pants out of fear if someone called me string cheese

Bleach demons is my personal favourite.

If someone referred to me as such, I'd be quite chuffed.

oatmeal is my favorite racial slur

A child of the chalk sounds like an interesting concept out of a short film or indie game

Of course it's an MCU stan.

I shouldn't be surprised at this point.

white = bad!!!! poc = epic!!!!!!

There are really people out there that would legit use this, because by their logic ā€œoh it’s ok to be racist back towards this whole entire group of people because someone of that race happened to be a racist, meaning I’m allowed to be racist. It’s perfectly okayā€

Edit: then again this could all be a big joke from the poster that made these weird slurs, but still there are people like that tho

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I am a soft fabric

The n-word is just too powerful

have they forgotten what we have against them?

white people slurs are without a doubt the funniest content twitter has to offer

These are all terrible. The non whites need to come up with better slurs.

I just call people onions if i dont like them "you need to stop shitting the bed!" "Okay onion"

Garlic Goblins is great

Paper

"our" power lol

The power of dated rasicm has no equal.

"Bleach demons" sounds badass. As a white person, I'm fine with being called that

Garlic Goblins

I would laugh if anyone called me any of these.

šŸ˜‚

has a white person as their profile picture

slurs are when food

N-word is eternal

Don’t EVER call ME paper!

Oatmeal? Seriously? I absolutely love oatmeal!

Team names in Kahoot! be like

Vanilla gorilla is my new rap name. Dibs.

No purpose flour kinda hurts tho

Honestly poeple need to grow up and not get offended by letter formations

If anyone calls me these I would be laughing so hard I would die, maybe there going for a genicide

why do these slurs sound so lame??? Also, snow roaches and snow rats sound good for no reason

They sound like desperate attempts from people that said ā€œhow come white people get to be racist and have slurs? We wanna have slurs to call them back. Ugh I’ll make my own, so ha. that way we can prove how racist we areā€

If I’m white, but I became a Muslim, and I learn perfect Arabic and start acting and thinking like an Arab, am I still white in a pure sense of the word?

It's funny how the person that made that tweet is probably one of those crackheads that think you can't be racist towards white people, but this person also wrote "slurs" in the post, and slurs and used in racist terms most of the time, thus meaning this person is literally being racist and he/she doesn't care. Sus.

Guess I'm reddit famous, now.

I love it when people call me white devil, it just makes me smile more.

There is no possibility anyone would be offended by those LOL, theyre literally just normal things that happen to be white...

Paper. (You’re whiter than that piece of paper)

Honestly as a white guy cracker is a the best one as it either implies being stale and tasteless or white af

how could you post something so brave, yet so true

Alive condomn

child of the chalk

based kern?!?

This stuff is more funny than insulting

I will now be referring to myself as a ā€˜child of the chalk’ or a ā€˜yogurt yodeler’ or a ā€˜tighty whitey’ or a ā€˜soup cookie’

Soup cookies

elmers glue

Fuck it I go by cornstarch crusader now

This subreddit is elmers glue or what this weirdo writes

Fuck it I go by Cornstarch Crusader now

Cornstarch Crusader sounds dope

Cumstain

If mark wasent labeled as "n-word" this would have been much much funier

I can't wait to use milk cricket.....

Chad Kern

Hey Vanilla Gorilla is really funny

Garlic goblins is my new favorite

Ah yes my favorite JoJo part, Cornstarch Crusaders

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you fuckin string cheese

My favorite is "a child of the chalk"

Blanco?

I would love to be called cornstarch crusader

Colonizers if anything is a compliment

The term ā€œice chimpā€ is very appealing to me

I got more entertainment out of the "slurs" than the meme itself

Yeast yeti hours

Okay these are super funny. Weird as fuck, but hilarious.

I like No-purpose flour. I think that's my favorite one.

I'm going to start using these to refer to my white friends these are great

This looks like a shopping list.

wow cake day

FOFNOSDMISDIAAMSNDSGNIAINSDAIS

I would proudly be considered a garlic goblin.

My favorite is Paper

I want to be called string cheese

If someone called me a lint leech I respect them for creativity

Lmao

Keven

Get over here string cheese!

Bleach demon is actually kinda funny.

Garlic goblin

Cornstarch Crusaders šŸ’€

I've often wondered what good racist names for white people I've never heard.

Oatmeal

I could count the number of times I’ve been called any of these to my face by a non-white on one hand with five fingers to spare. I suspect that the average white person in my area would report a similar count. I also suspect that the average POC in my area would need more than 2 hands to count the number of times they’ve been hit with the n-word in a truly racist context.

So yeah, I would say it is more... impactful than the entirety of that goofy list. Not that this is in any way a good thing.

On the other hand, it is really fucking hilarious to imagine the infamous scene from Rush Hour but instead of Chris Tucker in a black hangout, its Bruce Willis in a biker bar and Jackie Chan walks up to an extra hairy biker and goes ā€œWassup, my soup cookie?ā€

cracker does not mean what you think it means. it isn't a ritz.

No purpose flour, this is what you get when you ask reddit for slurs.

I once thought saying ā€œcrackerā€ was as bad as the n-word simply because it was technically a slur.

Boy, was I stupid.

Don’t go to the account expecting to find the list it’s just a bunch of fan cams 😐

Some of those sound like Pokemon

Go ice chimp!

I really like the word 'culture vultures'

If this was a buzzfeed quiz I'd be a salty sc Skallywag

I find this too funny

Sour cream supreme

Noone uses cumskin anymore?

NO PURPOSE FLOUR. I FUCKING CAN'T. I LOVE IT. OH GOSH.

Jojo’s bizarre adventure: Cornstarch crusaders

I am 100% a garlic goblin. This is an 8 clove minimum household since I took over dinner.

Mayonnaise slaves

Okay but no purpose flour is really funny

Honestly I'd welcome being called some of those. Especially vanilla gorilla

ice chimps

I’m an ice chimp kind of guyšŸ˜Ž

These are funny lmao,

Y e a s t Y e t i

Vanilla gorilla would be a hell of a UFC nickname.

Ice chimps, by the way

Ok elmers glue 😳

My brother got called ā€œa light-skinned giraffe lookin mothafuckā€ in a black club. We still laugh about that shit

The number of likes is saddening

OATMEAL

If somebody calls me cornstarch crusaders that's going to be my legal name, i love it

A child of the chalk. Genius.

I thought their acc would be ironic, but it's all just fancams

Vanilla Gorillas

My fav one is Mayo Monkey I guess

Wait that racist too

unwhipped cream is smart

unscented candles is hysterical

no purpose flour

That’s just funny.

garlic goblins

Okay now I just feel personally attacked.

You need clean hair to get lice. Sorry I don’t have steel wool for hair.

Mods can i get a ā€˜child of the chalk’ flair pls thank you

Shut

I like how the guy who posted this looks like the whitest motherfucker in the whole world.

The n word basically means black in latin. So why don't black people just call white people "album" it's latin for white.

fukin unscented candles, taking our women, stealing our jobs. What it takes to be a hard working incense.

fukin unscent'd candles, taking our distaff, stealing our jobs. What t doth take to beest a hard working incense


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They look like what come out when you use the random username

Tbh ice chimps SENT ME

Anyone else part of the cornstarch crusaders?

Ice monkeys ? šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

Jojo's bizarre adventure: Cornstarch Crusaders

Crackers?!!!?!!?!?!! Not cool take it back >:(

A child of the chalk

Vanilla gorilla

Yeast maggots running the slurs yet again

Who was in Paris? Think Mark! Think!

Vanilla discharge sounds lit as fuck

I like ice chimp. That shit sounds cool as fuck imo

Ah yes, Oatmeal, i feel insulted

ā€Yeast yetiā€?! :D

Is milk cricket on there?

How many people actually look at actual vanilla. If they're using vanilla to describe color then there calling a white person a brown gorilla

Im dying at Milk Cricket

Garlic goblins lmao

New jojos chapters

Expired cheese

Id love to be called garlic goblin

Just got called a marshmallow minion on twitter, don’t know how to live with myself anymore šŸ˜”