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Cookie Monster didn’t pay off his Cookie loans

Now they're gonna beat the dough out of him...

Needs more Count.

One! One, punch. Two! Two punches. Three! Three punches! Ha-ha-ha-ha *lights flash*

Once a junkie always a junkie.

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Now Cookie Monster has to deal with the Cookie Mafia

"This is Elmo's World, you hear me!? THIS IS ELMO'S WORLD!!!"

Five! Five fingers in a fist!

Ah ah ahhhh!

“Is Elmo gonna have to choke a bitch?”

That made me crack up, thank you

We’re just living in it

Torsos used:

Nexo knights Lava monster

Ninjago anacondrai cultist

Ninjago Nadakhan's lower torso

I KNEW IT. I've watched the elemental tournament more times than i can count

What are the legs? Or are they the same figures' legs

Should be the same figures legs or its from another one of the anacondrai warriors legs

I can’t see any pics but I’m intrigued. Could be my app, not your post.

Yeah try restarting because I see I’ve posted the photos

Yup! That worked! Thank you! Cool!

Buff Earnie looks like an absolute force of nature

And the hook hand is insane!

If you were from where he was from.., you’d be freakin dead

Should have called it "Shredded-me Street."

Protein-n’-me Street

Mad-street-max

Today's show is brought to you by the letter C!

C!

It's for creatine!

Thanks for ruining my childhood memories.

You're Welcome Citizen

Whatever you do don’t visit r/BertStrips

why Cookie Monster

What did he ever do

Elmo, Bert and Ernie have had enough of Cookie Monster’s Cookie Eating Bullshit

Fucking crumbs everywhere

He eat toooo many cooookies and not pay!

A great drink! Have you tried light rum? Curious of the difference. I suppose my Intel Mac might actually be better, I appreciate this I'm going to keep natural gas relevant for quite some time at least. And it's crazy to me these simpbux tip that much...but we did restart a couple times to change roles and it kept doing it

what the hell

This bot fucking blows.

how did Ernie lose a hand

He lost it trying to save his Rubber Duckie from the drain, Rubber Duckie is safe but Ernie lost a hand in the process

r/blursed_images

I love the apocalyptic style of them! (One of the reasons why I loved The Lego Movie 2 was Apocalypseburg. Why didn't they made more with this city??)

Wasn’t meant to be apocalyptic but actually fits in very well with it. They definitely should’ve done more with Apocalypseburg because I loved the whole idea and look of it

Good material for r/bertstrips

Bert, Ernie, and Elmo smile as they commit a hate crime against cookie monster. Oscar the Grouch and Big Bird watch in amusement and cheer them on. It's just like the war again, they're all glad that they get to act violently as a team once more.

Little do they know, someone took a photo of the incident. It shows their complete lack of remorse or mercy. It's just the thing that special ops is looking for. They get off easy, but in return they're sent back to the frontlines.

To them it's a complete win, they got what they wanted. What the government thought of as a punishment, instead felt like a reward to them. This time, they pledge to each other that the rules of engagement and international law won't get in their way.

Aztec Dubstep plays

Ernie gang

I like how Oscar is just watching

I don't think you'll be able to tickle THAT Elmo...

Big bird has seen some shit

Shred-ame street?

wait, is that a jojo reference?

Certainly looks that way

Part 5 goes brrrrr

*visible fear*

Buff Ernie or maybe buff bert needs nipple rings

Sesame Street Fighter!

Sesame Street: Mad Max edition

Can you tell me how to get, how to get to shiny and chrome?

Looks like today was brought to you by the letters S & M.

Sick gains bro, lookin SWOL

I thought it was gonna be a Buffy/Sesame St mashup!

Reminds me of this clip https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DMI1dHGOPJo

This looks like an episode where kids learn about snitches

"This is your last warning! Pay back the loan or the cookies won't be the only thing to crumble!"

The weak do not survive on Sesame Street

I thought this looked more like Folsom Street than Sesame Street in the first picture.

It got dark in the second one.

DO NOT LET /r/bertstrips get ahold of this.

"The authoritarian street"

holy shit thats cursed

Bert got that ninjago on

https://youtu.be/M2Pi1fljNyY

Too Late, it already has

😳

C is for Suspension.

The second image is my favorite thing I've seen all week

"Swoll-ass days. Beating these scrubs away. On my way to where the reps are sweat. Let me show me how to get, how to get to baff-ame-a street!!!"

You should post just the second image on r/blursedimages

Stronk

Oh cookie monster. Junkies never change, they dollar.

odd? yes. but still falls squarely in the center of the spirit of lego

Well, there go my fond childhood memories of Sesame Street.

"Okay kids, next we're going to learn what sound cookie monster makes when you break his spine!"

Swellmo,

Joining Bert and Ernie, who are dressed casually for the weekend of debauchery that I have always fantasized about.

On a side note, the OG Sesame Street minifigures really should have had printing or had heads similar to Chewbacca, they look way too naked.

Things escalated quickly...😱

Elmo have claws now

LOL!!!!

The Lego enforcement Mafia!!!

Burts rocking some sick tats and what happened to Ernie’s hand. Also I like how being ripped caused Elmo to put on some clothing.

These are the minifigs coming in that new LGBTQ set.

Where did you get that Lego Elmo head.

The Sesame Street set

Bert looks like the body is from ninjago I don’t recognize the other 2

Mad Max: Sesame Street, instead of Fury Road.

Edit: or Furry Monster Road. Someone fix the joke, I tried.

This is the ♂ Right ♂ Version ♂

r/cursedlego

r/TIHI

They look like they’re going to have a drink at The Eagle

Somehow, this just works. It all makes perfect sense to me.

Cookie really does have a problem eating everything even slightly cookie-ish. Finally an intervention to deal with his problem one way or another.

If this was the sesame streets adult version, I would still be watching this show…and I’m 15

Looks like they are preparing for a bukkooke..

Awaken, my masters

I love Big Bird’s face it’s like he sees this every day but he still thinks: “Why did I move here?”

I want that Oscar lmao

"These are the gangsters in your neighborhood... in your neighborhood... in your neighborhood, oh..."

I- nice✨

This reminds of the David Harbour SNL Joker parody

Image 1: the new Village People. We always knew about Bert and Ernie. But Elmo too? Kinky.

Image 2: street thugs.

Did you do a mf jojo reference?

Lol look at the tall yellow bird just looking at them saying ‘what going on?’

“You rolled up on the wrong street motherfucker”

'Tickle me. I f*cking dare you'

Is... is this a gay thing? They look very 1980s gay community. What are they doing to the cookie monster?

Not meant to be. They’re beating up Cookie Monster because they’ve had enough of his Cookie Eating Bullshit

poggers

It's a JoJo reference