BILBO BAGGINS, DO NOT MISTAKE ME FOR AN OLD FRIEND, I'M HERE TO ROB YOU!

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Gandalf said while waving his 9mm glock around wildly

Just tea, thank you

Lol

I can make you some eggs if you like

You cannot leave until you eat these eggs.

Just eggs? Thank you.

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time, thank you Gandalf. Would you like some black tea ?

Just tea, thank you

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Just tea, thank you

A wizard reloads precisely when he needs to.

The robbery is never late, nor is it early, it arrives precisely as it means to.

So anyways I started blasting

This sounds like the genesis of the Wizards with Guns YouTube channel. Highly recommended

shank