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fatty fatty two by four is my favorite cat name

Should have aimed lower and further to the right than the sensor. Every shot's a miss here.

A slightly annoying splash is all they got

Just make it two sprayers for high-low coverage or better yet make it a flat spray rotated for vertical spray. That way if it simply crosses the line of sensor it must get wet.

The cats are all homing in on his house as they are intrigued as to why he is defending it so much.

how did this 30 second video take over 10 minutes?

Cat lover here. It’s irresponsible for cat owners to allow their pets to roam free onto the property of their neighbors. Cats destroy so much of our native species and it’s dangerous for them to be outside. Cats are happy to live inside with an enclosed outdoor space such as a catio. It’s safer for everyone including kitty. I admire your diligence and ingenuity. Maybe you need to sprinkle some dingo urine around the place.

Yea I tried to help my mom with her deer problem at her house (quebec, laurentian) by sprinkling some coyote urine around...she now has a coyote problem.

Get gorilla urine. Once they get rid of coyotes you just have to wait until winter

It is just easier to pee yourself at that point.

Just sprinkle some bear urine around and they'll go away.

Well we just just gotta lady who swallowed a fly this. What scares away coyotes?

You need a road runner to keep him busy.

My city near has a coyote problems, and our city sub has a lot of missing cat posts.

Despite this being known for awhile, people still let their cats out.

My last cat was an indoor cat for 15 years, it had the best life.

Here in Sacramento we have just such a problem. Someone posted this morning on the Nextdoor app that they saw a coyote with a grey cat in its mouth.

Also they piss off other peoples pets! A ginger manx comes around at night and fucks with my cat. She gets so stressed from this pos tapping on our windows.

totally agree,

there is no such thing as an outdoor cat! In Australia they're murder machines killing many native bird species.

Yeah and to top it off in Australia they're worse than possibly any other place in the world for the environment. They're a horrible invasive species that even purging populations has failed to control.

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No skunks in Aus.

Video should not 14 minutes long. I skipped around a few times and lost interest.

Yeah, so much fluff.

I stayed for the screaming baby birds

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Your point? Yes. It was funny. It would've been funnier if they just showed the clip instead of all the other fluff surrounding it and didn't waste 14 minutes of my time to get there. I'm sorry if criticism offends you. And it was a waste of time also since I got the gist from the thumbnail itself. Could've easily been a gif or a webm

But I feel you won't understand or will get ass mad about it. So let me give you an example. You go see a comedy movie. The movie ends up being the length of the LOTR Trilogy with about 30 minutes of it being funny. You'd probably say "wow the movie was funny but it could've been 90 minutes instead of 9 hours".

I like this trend of relatively harmless pest repellent videos. Quite ingenious

This guy must chew gum all day long. His masticatory muscles are massive

I would've just set up traps to catch them then turn them into the authorities. People who let their cats roam outside are shitty humans.

A 14 min video that could have been over in 2.

Jesus Christ, this could have been a gif

Why would a gif be in r/videos

I hope this video serves as a PSA to outdoor cat owners, to indoor-ify their cars. First, because your cat is terrible for the environment and local ecology. Secondly, because not everyone is nice and willing to setup a deterent system like this man. My grandfather, for instance, will KILL your cat if it enters his yard, without hesitation. So just keep that in mind.

My grandfather, for instance, will KILL your cat if it enters his yard, without hesitation. So just keep that in mind.

Wow a little extreme.

My father killed a cat. He lives in the country he was watching tv in his view by the stairs my half-brother an infant was sleeping in his crib. He noticed the cat staring at him from the top of the stairs, then jumped down on my h/brother and started attacking his face.

My father went and got his handgun, got the cat brought it outside and ended it's life. He also puts down his own dogs when their's no saving them or when their suffering.

Sounds cruel, but that's country living.

The first cat comes from the right side of the camera, the other cats come from the left. Where are the birds in relation to the camera's position?

Get a dog

Such a long video for no reason at all

it's called "entertainment"

No it's not, it's called padding for ad money, just show the damn video all at once.

Some people enjoy the commentary, I didn't mind it. Australian accents also makes a +1.

Why should he not try to earn money? You are complaining about watching a free video lol...

I'm not but he kept interrupting the video with cuts and narration, just play the video from start to finish at some point.

He wasn't interrupting..... he was narrating...... it's his show. I'm not a fan of the talking head format either but seriously, get an ad blocker or something. I didnt see 1 ad.

So you are a director now? Why wasn't The Godfsather cut down to a more appropriate 20 min so we can just get the story outline and move on?

Omg I saw 13 minutes and noped out like the video was an infection

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Yeah, I guess he delights in making cartoon contraptions. I can get the county to spay/neuter them for free. Trapping them is difficult.

Trap them and call the spca, but this is fun too.

Stop eating my sesame cake

Haha - now I want to see that movie - they go so all out

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This video brought me great pleasure

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You trap them and call the shelter to come pick them up. It’s not the cats fault of having a ignorant owner.

face juice XD

They'll keep peeing on his wheels as long as he continues to clean it with bleach, cats love it

Ha ha jaw ha

13 minutes of set up, bad jokes, and a guy clearly in love with his own voice for a ten second video. No thanks.

Blame youtube and their algorithm favoring video length time instead of raw views.

Blame placed. Still, I just can't sit through them. I don't want to be sold anything of taken on a journey of discovery and filler content.

Your attention span is too short if you think this video is boring.

Your taste in videos is pathetic if you found any of that interesting at all.

Be a real shame if something happened to those cats.

For example, getting sprayed with a hose.

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Then you have a dog to pick up after. Not much gained here.

So much effort when they sell motion activated sprinklers.

A pellet gun will fix this issue real quick.

"annnd, cat jet blast!"

This is a thing now. I'm going to say it everywhere.

Why leave the fucking gate open?

Why have a 13 minute video for 60 sec of content?

Fuck this. Fuck YouTube. Fuck reddit. Learn what good content is. Downvoted.

He explained the gate part. The cats climb over it anyways and use the car to jump off of and to land on, which scratches the paint.

:)

He could just get his own cat? Then fit it with weird gizmos for videos? That must be some secret to internet views.